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Team of 25 XOers, could you win ONE game in a 162 game mlb season

You get to practice for two years. You get unlimited trai...
violet hot stead incel
  05/01/25
Are there even 25 unique poasters left?
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  05/01/25
cq
Thirsty tan volcanic crater
  05/01/25
I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder ...
Unholy Deer Antler School Cafeteria
  05/01/25
how close to bats are they?
Emerald exhilarant ladyboy parlor
  05/01/25
terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in t...
multi-colored roommate
  05/01/25
i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard
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  05/02/25
Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and unde...
violet hot stead incel
  05/02/25
We'd still have to field and record put outs bro. I was a de...
Awkward nibblets range
  05/02/25
Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats
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  05/01/25
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  05/02/25
I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters
Thirsty tan volcanic crater
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opaque cruise ship bbw
  05/02/25
Can I get back in the Juan Eighty crew?
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  05/02/25
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violet hot stead incel
  05/02/25
100% We may not have the finesse or skill but we would pl...
Infuriating scourge upon the earth hairy legs
  05/01/25
that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to la...
seedy red set pervert
  05/01/25
Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet th...
Infuriating scourge upon the earth hairy legs
  05/01/25
enormously but he only needs one game
seedy red set pervert
  05/01/25
I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could trai...
Exciting Wrinkle Trust Fund
  05/01/25
maybe even string those innings together back to back and pi...
Infuriating scourge upon the earth hairy legs
  05/01/25
I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like ...
Exciting Wrinkle Trust Fund
  05/01/25
This
violet hot stead incel
  05/02/25
There are dozens of MLB pitchers with 7 ERA who throw mid 90...
flesh fighting stain
  05/02/25
Not true. Tell me you know nothing about baseball without te...
violet hot stead incel
  05/02/25
I agree it might be a possible to win a game or two. Coll...
Exciting Wrinkle Trust Fund
  05/02/25
This. And XOers would be full time practicing for two years....
violet hot stead incel
  05/02/25
I think the hypo should be amended to where the players woul...
Exciting Wrinkle Trust Fund
  05/02/25
This. Bald lawyer takes Braves closer deep after the closer ...
violet hot stead incel
  05/02/25
Those "position players" almost always pitched in ...
Infuriating scourge upon the earth hairy legs
  05/02/25
LMAO brother
Awkward nibblets range
  05/02/25
Cr it's egregious flame who am I kidding
Exciting Wrinkle Trust Fund
  05/02/25
one of the most retarded hypos in history
Walnut quadroon associate
  05/02/25
Y?
violet hot stead incel
  05/02/25
Great movie idea: The Bad News Queers
hateful menage idea he suggested
  05/02/25
Major Heeb
Swashbuckling Hyperventilating Point
  05/02/25
Against the Rockies this year, definitely.
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  05/02/25
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Supple cuckold
  05/03/25
Only if it’s 25 pumos
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  05/03/25
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: violet hot stead incel

You get to practice for two years.

You get unlimited training access

Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats

You’re paid your current salary so you don’t need to work

No one will get hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897594)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: opaque cruise ship bbw

Are there even 25 unique poasters left?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897651)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Thirsty tan volcanic crater

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897844)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Unholy Deer Antler School Cafeteria

I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder 161, but that seems really boring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897740)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Emerald exhilarant ladyboy parlor

how close to bats are they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897747)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: multi-colored roommate

terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in the first inning unless somehow one of the poasters is a former college pitcher and still under ~35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897788)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Emerald exhilarant ladyboy parlor

i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897789)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: opaque cruise ship bbw



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: violet hot stead incel

Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and under 35 XO would TOTALLY have a chance at not getting mercy ruled by the first inning. Mediocre Tufts pitchers struck out Tatis Jr all the time nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898212)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Awkward nibblets range

We'd still have to field and record put outs bro. I was a decent HS baseball player, I'm confident I could start for the xo trumpmos, and we'd have 0.0% chance to win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899819)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: insane new version sanctuary

Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897807)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: opaque cruise ship bbw



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Thirsty tan volcanic crater

I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897843)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: opaque cruise ship bbw



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:03 AM
Author: Lime Dilemma Roast Beef

Can I get back in the Juan Eighty crew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898352)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: violet hot stead incel



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Infuriating scourge upon the earth hairy legs

100%

We may not have the finesse or skill but we would play dirty as fuck, throwing high, hard, and inside, sliding feet first with cleats up, etc. Sooner or later we'd hurt enough dudes to take a forfeit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897849)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: seedy red set pervert

that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to law school around 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897851)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Infuriating scourge upon the earth hairy legs

Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet the last 20 years. How much would having xoxo poasters field for him increase his ERA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897871)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: seedy red set pervert

enormously but he only needs one game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897872)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Exciting Wrinkle Trust Fund

I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could train me. If my life depended on it I could probably pitch once every 5 days. If you can throw 85 consistently and with location you could probably pitch 4-5 scoreless innings a couple times in a full season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897890)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Infuriating scourge upon the earth hairy legs

maybe even string those innings together back to back and pitch a complete game shutout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897904)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Exciting Wrinkle Trust Fund

I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like 7 or 8. I said in a whole season I might go scoreless a couple of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48897932)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:59 AM
Author: violet hot stead incel

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48898213)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: flesh fighting stain

There are dozens of MLB pitchers with 7 ERA who throw mid 90s with sick sliders etc. Ur ERA would be infinite because you would never record an out. You also don't "throw 85 consistently" and if ur "pitches" ever got near the strike zone, every player in the league would launch them 400 feet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899807)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: violet hot stead incel

Not true. Tell me you know nothing about baseball without telling me you know nothing about baseball. Position players sometimes pitch in blowout games and they record outs. They don’t practice pitching. In this hypothetical the pitchers would be training. No doubt they will get some outs and if they string together enough they might win a game or two. Will this team lose 150 games? Yes but they might win a couple by pure luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899825)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Exciting Wrinkle Trust Fund

I agree it might be a possible to win a game or two.

College teams usually get blown out in spring training but sometimes they keep the score under 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899954)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: violet hot stead incel

This. And XOers would be full time practicing for two years. College baseball players have to go to class etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900148)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Exciting Wrinkle Trust Fund

I think the hypo should be amended to where the players would have to practice law part time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900192)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: violet hot stead incel

This. Bald lawyer takes Braves closer deep after the closer accidentally leaves a 98 mph fastball over the plate and rounds the bases with a Torts book as the XO team clinches the Wild Card birth. “Yeah I think with a few years practice we can definitely luck into a wild card spot. I mean that’s three now!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900212)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Infuriating scourge upon the earth hairy legs

Those "position players" almost always pitched in high school, college, or the minors. They aren't just putting random dudes on the mound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900314)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Awkward nibblets range

LMAO brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899823)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Exciting Wrinkle Trust Fund

Cr it's egregious flame who am I kidding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899952)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Walnut quadroon associate

one of the most retarded hypos in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899725)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: violet hot stead incel

Y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899905)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: hateful menage idea he suggested

Great movie idea: The Bad News Queers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899820)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hyperventilating Point

Major Heeb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48899929)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: talented indian lodge

Against the Rockies this year, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900303)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Supple cuckold



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:46 AM
Author: Disrespectful Iridescent Native

Only if it’s 25 pumos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2#48900726)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: maroon legal warrant



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