I ate a steak with a slice of cheese, had beans, fries, three rolls, salad, and a diet soda. The pain I felt afterward left me on the bathroom floor unable to move for almost an hour. I've never been so constipated in my life, and almost had to call an ambulance. My children were crying, and my wife looked at me with shock and disgust. My job is also a mess and my finances are falling apart. One of my co-workers called me "wide load" and I heard everyone snickering behind my back. Why did this happen to me? All I want is peace and quiet before I climb Teewinot.