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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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pale national
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
ivory address nowag
  05/30/25
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very tactful adventurous sandwich
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
bull headed piazza boistinker
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Shivering partner
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
plum zombie-like trust fund
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Hyperactive Tan Dragon
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
plum zombie-like trust fund
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Galvanic impertinent affirmative action casino
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Effete abode becky
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
drunken psychic
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Violent Poppy Depressive
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
motley insanely creepy chapel
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Jet church building new version
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
motley insanely creepy chapel
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
pearly coiffed main people senate
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Ultramarine Big Locale Azn
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: pale national



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: ivory address nowag

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: very tactful adventurous sandwich



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: bull headed piazza boistinker

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Shivering partner

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: plum zombie-like trust fund

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Hyperactive Tan Dragon

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: plum zombie-like trust fund

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Galvanic impertinent affirmative action casino

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Effete abode becky

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: drunken psychic

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Violent Poppy Depressive

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: motley insanely creepy chapel

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Jet church building new version

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: motley insanely creepy chapel

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: pearly coiffed main people senate

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Ultramarine Big Locale Azn

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)