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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Chocolate den affirmative action
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
rose arousing forum
  05/30/25
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rebellious passionate locale coldplay fan
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Filthy Hyperventilating Field
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
razzle-dazzle masturbator volcanic crater
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
aphrodisiac splenetic cruise ship
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Misanthropic Buck-toothed Parlour Elastic Band
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
aphrodisiac splenetic cruise ship
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
buff rough-skinned philosopher-king hospital
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Cyan nursing home mental disorder
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Crawly honey-headed mood
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Zippy church puppy
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
fantasy-prone vivacious shrine
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Sticky orange house
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
fantasy-prone vivacious shrine
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
irradiated jewess native
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
canary address associate
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Chocolate den affirmative action



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: rose arousing forum

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: rebellious passionate locale coldplay fan



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Filthy Hyperventilating Field

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle masturbator volcanic crater

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac splenetic cruise ship

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Misanthropic Buck-toothed Parlour Elastic Band

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: aphrodisiac splenetic cruise ship

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: buff rough-skinned philosopher-king hospital

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Cyan nursing home mental disorder

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Crawly honey-headed mood

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Zippy church puppy

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: fantasy-prone vivacious shrine

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Sticky orange house

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: fantasy-prone vivacious shrine

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: irradiated jewess native

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: canary address associate

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)