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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
startling philosopher-king
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
frum know-it-all nibblets
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
startling philosopher-king
  07/26/25
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  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
startling philosopher-king
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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frum know-it-all nibblets
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Saffron adulterous nowag
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
startling philosopher-king
  07/26/25
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frum know-it-all nibblets
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Saffron adulterous nowag
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
chestnut vengeful crotch indian lodge
  07/26/25
I know what to say
floppy messiness pit
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
startling philosopher-king
  07/27/25
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Ebony point death wish
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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chestnut vengeful crotch indian lodge
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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charismatic orchid area
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
brilliant painfully honest state rigpig
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
electric primrose ticket booth
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
startling philosopher-king
  07/26/25
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frum know-it-all nibblets
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  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
frum know-it-all nibblets
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Vibrant greedy gay wizard
  07/26/25
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chestnut vengeful crotch indian lodge
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
titillating crackhouse
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: startling philosopher-king

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: frum know-it-all nibblets

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: startling philosopher-king

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: chestnut vengeful crotch indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Bateful Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Underhanded kitty cat foreskin

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: startling philosopher-king

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Poppy mentally impaired cruise ship

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: chestnut vengeful crotch indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: violet nighttime university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Comical Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: milky institution depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: charcoal theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal wonderful selfie center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Mahogany french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: startling philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: charismatic orchid area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: electric primrose ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Sick site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring lilac space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Jet odious giraffe spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: balding bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Amethyst Native

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: frum know-it-all nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Saffron adulterous nowag

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: startling philosopher-king

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: frum know-it-all nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Saffron adulterous nowag

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: chestnut vengeful crotch indian lodge

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: floppy messiness pit

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: startling philosopher-king

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Ebony point death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: cerise school

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: chestnut vengeful crotch indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: cordovan striped hyena voyeur

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: electric primrose ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: wild church toilet seat

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: charismatic orchid area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: brilliant painfully honest state rigpig

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: electric primrose ticket booth

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: startling philosopher-king

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: frum know-it-all nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Chrome Mind-boggling Office Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: frum know-it-all nibblets

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Vibrant greedy gay wizard

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: chestnut vengeful crotch indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: slippery brass personal credit line

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: titillating crackhouse

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: marvelous market cuck

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134975)