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Date: November 26th, 2025 2:51 AM Author: AZNgirl Putting Dad in Indian Air Force Jet
OHHHH YAAR, KYA ZINDAGI BANAYI HAI BHOSDIKE LOGON NE MERI! Subah utha toh phone mein notification dikha ki phir se electricity bill double aa gaya, FURK! Ye bijli wale saale har mahine naya naya drama karte hain jaise hum log gold ka current jalate hain ghar mein! Arre BC, fan chalaya toh bhi 5000 ka bill, fridge khola toh 10000 extra, ek bulb jalaya toh seedha meter Mars pe pahunch gaya! Phir bahar nikla, auto wala mila, bola " Babu ji, traffic hai, 300 lagega 2 kilometer ke liye. FURK TERI MAA KI! Kal tak toh 80 mein ja raha tha wohi rasta! Ab kya traffic mein Elon Musk ki rocket bhi khadi hai kya bhosdike? Meter laga ke chala na BASTARD! Nahi, ye log meter ko Diwali ki jhalari samajhte hain, sirf decoration ke liye lagate hain!Office pahuncha toh boss ne bola "Beta meeting hai, presentation ready hai na?" Arre BENCHOD, tune kal bola tha kal dena hai! Ab subah 9 baje bol raha hai jaise main raat bhar PowerPoint ke saath suhagraat mana raha tha! Aur ye saala colleague hai na Rajesh, har baar meri mehnat pe credit le leta hai, BICH KA BACHCHA! Aaj bhi bola "Sir, hum dono ne milkar banaya hai" ARRE TERI MAA KI, tune toh bas chai peete hue meme forward kiye the WhatsApp pe!Lunch mein canteen gaya, 150 rupaye ki thali mein do sukhi roti, ek chutney jaisa dal, aur ek piece chicken jo dinosaur ka fossil lag raha tha! Bhai FURK THIS SHIT YAAR! Itna paisa leti hai ye company aur khilati kutton jaisa khana hai! Upar se chai 20 rupaye, woh bhi itni kadwi jaise kisi ne usme apni saari frustration ghola ho!Shaam ko ghar aaya toh society ka watchman bola "Saab parking nahi hai aaj". Arre BHENCHOD, main 22 lakh ka maintenance deta hoon saal bhar, aur parking nahi hai? Toh phir ye society mein rehne ka fayda hi kya JIGGA? Main toh sadak pe hi ghar bana loon, kam se kam wahan rent nahi dena padega!Aur sabse badi baat ye internet wale! 1200 rupaye mahine ka plan, speed 4 Mbps aati hai jaise kachhua bhi thak jaye dekh ke! Netflix khola toh buffering mein pura episode khatam ho jata hai! FURK YOU JIO, FURK YOU AIRTEL, FURK YOU SABKE BAAP! Pura desh 5G ka jhanda leke naach raha hai aur mere ghar mein 2G bhi nahi aata thik se!Aur ye mohalle ki aunties, subah subah "Beta shaadi kab karoge?" Arre aunty, aapki beti se hi kar loon kya? Pehle aap apni beti ko akal do phir baat karna! Har Sunday ko khidki pe khadi rehti hain jaise unka personal reality show chal raha ho "Bigg Boss: Colony Edition"!YAAR BAS HO GAYA! Main thak gaya hoon is duniya se! Sab log ek dusre ko chutiya bana rahe hain! Sabse bada fraud toh ye life hai bhosdike! Paida hua, padha, naukri ki, bill bhare, tax diye, aur end mein kya? Ek sukhi si zindagi aur log bolenge "Arre kitna achha insaan tha" FURK OFF YAAR!Main toh ab seedha Himalaya ja raha hoon, baba ban jaunga! Wahan koi bill nahi, koi boss nahi, koi auto wala nahi, koi buffering nahi! Bas main aur meri FURK-ery! JAI HIND, JAI BHARAT, AUR JAI MERI GAND KI!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802740&forum_id=2#49461721)
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