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How did SUSMAN GODFREY just open up a NYC office and thrive?
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Date: May 18th, 2013 7:56 PM Author: wonderful station striped hyena Unbelievable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225253) |
Date: May 18th, 2013 8:11 PM Author: Cobalt arrogant hominid Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige?
http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Ashley-Simonsen/ |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:15 PM Author: at-the-ready background story garrison sexy jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225695) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: Pearl doobsian legal warrant karate Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270456) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:17 AM Author: well-lubricated aromatic black woman I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom pushing out toilet-choking turds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228556) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:12 PM Author: Twisted cumskin Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped dat Susman
http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Audrey-Calkins/#Pane1 |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:15 PM Author: Ruddy Ratface Locus DSL's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225369) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM Author: Beady-eyed pontificating principal's office Summa JD and hot .... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225371) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM Author: Twisted cumskin Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225375) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM Author: kink-friendly sienna nursing home halford perhaps you missed the word "hot"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225704) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:21 PM Author: laughsome rusted toilet seat ? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then that's amazing. I bet there's at least a few summa/magna Fodrham/Brooklyn/Cardozo/Rutgers/Seton Hall/Temple/Other tri-state TTT attorneys at WLRK and Cravath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225419) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:28 PM Author: Twisted cumskin Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser extent, WLRK are mega firms that need bodies. Susman is still a litigation boutique (although growing). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225465) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:51 PM Author: laughsome rusted toilet seat I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms need bodies so they'll hire deeper in the talent pool" effect you reference is watered down a lot in the case of Cravath and WLRK. Law students and young lawyers are generally in complete awe of those firms. If CSM and WLRK wanted all HYS + fed. clerkship attorneys, they're the two mega firms that could do it, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226812) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:53 PM Author: laughsome rusted toilet seat This one if far more egregious:
http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Andres-C-Healy/#Pane3
U. Florida and not a hot chick. |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:22 AM Author: soggy stage headpube Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. § 802(A)(10): Does the Military Need a Formal Invitation to Reign in “Cowboy” Civilian Contractors?, Note, 62 FLA. L. REV. 519 (2010)"
LOL, it's "rein in" not "reign in." How TTT. |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:59 AM Author: laughsome rusted toilet seat He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227947) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 4:10 AM Author: soggy stage headpube Doubt it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227963) |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM Author: Swollen Salmon Property Mood turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review knew this
http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM Author: mind-boggling multi-billionaire Some secretary wrote that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332219) |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM Author: frum autistic space digit ratio Nope, that's the title.
http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:27 AM Author: yellow pistol First in class tho bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228586) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM Author: Talented dragon Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a district court and Ninth Circuit clerkship. Seems OK to me. LOL JUST LOL at the "rein v. reign" thing, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228593) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:20 PM Author: violet excitant field lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that title. STUDENT SCHOLARS.
law profs cant even hack peer review |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: charcoal home BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270353) |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:37 PM Author: frum autistic space digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332159) |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:57 PM Author: Swollen Salmon Property Mood this would have been funnier had you used REIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332295) |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:42 PM Author: Rebellious Kitchen uh fulbright scholar coif summa a3 clerkship pbk managing editor law review second journal at the same time speaks 4 languages |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:14 PM Author: turquoise regret if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/ongoing matters before they even started looking for a lease. its not like boomer biglawyers just open up shop in some nyc office building and start networking from scratch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225360) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:17 PM Author: sinister trailer park cuckoldry http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225383) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:32 PM Author: turquoise regret I don't get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225479) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:34 PM Author: sinister trailer park cuckoldry what don't you get bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225490) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:35 PM Author: turquoise regret your point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225498) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM Author: wonderful station striped hyena Never not hustling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225683) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:01 PM Author: orange nibblets goal in life how much do SG associate bros actually make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225603) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:02 PM Author: stubborn big-titted range giraffe and how much are they expected to bill? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225605) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:17 AM Author: impressive macaca 2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227708) |
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Date: June 20th, 2013 1:50 AM Author: wonderful station striped hyena Link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23434844) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM Author: wonderful station striped hyena 1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225686) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:18 PM Author: orange nibblets goal in life holy shit. for real? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225716) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:28 PM Author: wonderful station striped hyena Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are dying to work there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225773) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:29 PM Author: vigorous federal national faggot firefighter lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although they're susman "first years," they'd be second years at any normal firm because they clerked)
see this chart:
http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Careers/Attorneys/#Pane3 |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:19 AM Author: impressive macaca This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about what your bonus would be at, say, Kirkland for billing 2,800 hours.
The real benefit at Susman is that you can make partner early and after that there's a lot of "eat what you kill" opportunity (including contingency work). If you want to work hard as a litigator and make money, Susman is a place to be. |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM Author: chrome church (Fag) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228568) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:14 PM Author: brilliant electric national security agency No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 50k clerkship bonus, 5k vacation bonus, and 5k signing bonus that are all paid once you start. Then you get the 160k salary. And the $40k end of the year bonus they've paid the last few years.
By the sixth year you are up for partner. And the last couple of years they've paid ~$110k in end of the year bonuses to sixth years before they make partner. |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:43 PM Author: Bipolar galvanic corner love of her life why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm gives that to clerks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269995) |
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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:44 AM Author: brilliant electric national security agency every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively
every associate hired by Susman is a federal clerk
so it basically is part of the first year salary
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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 PM Author: Adventurous School Preventive Strike TIL Munger pays first years $220k. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437412) |
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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:46 PM Author: frum autistic space digit ratio Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, plus year end bonuses. Base salary jumps to 275k at year 3. P'ship track is 5 years. |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM Author: wonderful station striped hyena How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science background? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225710) |
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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:38 PM Author: turquoise regret dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225853) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:20 AM Author: impressive macaca They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's the belief, anyway. And for some of them they are probably right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227719) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:09 AM Author: Soul-stirring base becky lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228541) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM Author: chrome church God you are a tool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228570) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:21 AM Author: Insane shrine a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard science people
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:07 AM Author: razzle-dazzle fat ankles They often partner with IP boutiques (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228536) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:29 PM Author: Shimmering arousing toaster roast beef hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. remember how little you remember from UG? yeah. just because you did some UG in EE doesn't mean you are going to understand every patent. just lol. you read claims and interpret them like every other legal issue. it's not rocket science. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228793) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: Snowy telephone *is a retard* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270718) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM Author: Snowy telephone having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often work alongside Heim and a few other IP boutiques in cases; those boutiques have lots of good EEs who handle the technical part of cases
Heim has good lawyers; but they don't have the COA clerk types that Susman wants |
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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM Author: Rebellious Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332218) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM Author: Provocative Purple Spot Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228594) |
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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:26 PM Author: frum autistic space digit ratio Lol, why is this surprising? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228775) |
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Date: June 9th, 2013 10:07 AM Author: Flushed Site Pocket Flask Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth back to TLS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23358123) |