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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa...
Bateful hateful gunner home
  03/06/20
It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midw...
blue godawful address pervert
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the eternal coomer
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Azure stirring kitty cat
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nudist double fault national
  03/07/20
(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if...
bright supple rehab shitlib
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appetizing coral school
  03/07/20
she’s been dead for over two years
Trip mauve plaza filthpig
  03/07/20
i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here
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appetizing coral school
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Cerebral slippery garrison
  11/22/20
incredible foresight
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Yapping Dragon Candlestick Maker
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Ruby medicated menage
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Shivering plum striped hyena mood
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Wild Filthy Cruise Ship Jap
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Disgusting toaster
  03/07/20
It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midw...
blue godawful address pervert
  03/07/20
https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-...
floppy bat-shit-crazy milk pit
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Free-loading ceo hospital
  11/22/20
Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times an...
Wonderful set
  11/21/20
Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there ...
Disgusting toaster
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deep big weed whacker
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Muscadine wine
  09/29/25
I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn'...
purple ratface box office
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Free-loading ceo hospital
  11/22/20
High T move
Soul-stirring State Depressive
  11/22/20
Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the v...
cruel-hearted greedy quadroon organic girlfriend
  11/22/20
Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have a...
lavender unhinged hominid
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: Bateful hateful gunner home

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#39708855)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: blue godawful address pervert

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#39711718)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz impertinent meetinghouse immigrant

the eternal coomer

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: Citrine Diverse Fanboi



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Trip mauve plaza filthpig



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Lake hell famous landscape painting



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: emerald boltzmann really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41413185)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: Free-loading ceo hospital



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Azure stirring kitty cat



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Bateful hateful gunner home



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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
Author: nudist double fault national



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: bright supple rehab shitlib

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#39711574)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: appetizing coral school



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: Trip mauve plaza filthpig

she’s been dead for over two years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#39711588)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: bright supple rehab shitlib

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#39711591)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: appetizing coral school



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Cerebral slippery garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41414497)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: Lilac beady-eyed indian lodge rigpig

incredible foresight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41413096)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: Yapping Dragon Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41413114)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
Author: Ruby medicated menage



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: insane heady brethren wrinkle



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: insane heady brethren wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41414532)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: red disrespectful stain

um

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: Shivering plum striped hyena mood



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: Wild Filthy Cruise Ship Jap



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Disgusting toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#39711677)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: blue godawful address pervert

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy milk pit

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41413079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Free-loading ceo hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41414547)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: Wonderful set

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41413097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: Disgusting toaster

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: deep big weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41414314)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#49311960)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: purple ratface box office

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41413109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Free-loading ceo hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41414544)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring State Depressive

High T move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41414158)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: cruel-hearted greedy quadroon organic girlfriend

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41414399)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: lavender unhinged hominid

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41414456)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Cerebral slippery garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#41414501)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2#49311951)