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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Sable Lascivious Tank Pistol

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Sable Lascivious Tank Pistol



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: titillating garrison



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Iridescent fortuitous meteor half-breed



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: titillating garrison



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: Tantric keepsake machete

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: pale multi-colored parlor national security agency

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Iridescent fortuitous meteor half-breed



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Peach Business Firm



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Medicated stage

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: startled cuckoldry chapel

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Sable Lascivious Tank Pistol

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: pale multi-colored parlor national security agency

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: chest-beating curious set laser beams

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Cerebral gas station pocket flask



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic jew senate



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Iridescent fortuitous meteor half-breed



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: Chestnut Adulterous National Roommate



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Iridescent fortuitous meteor half-breed



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: pale multi-colored parlor national security agency

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: exciting plaza



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Iridescent fortuitous meteor half-breed



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Sable Lascivious Tank Pistol



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Cerebral gas station pocket flask



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: electric organic girlfriend

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: pale multi-colored parlor national security agency



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly incel



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: kink-friendly incel



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Cerebral gas station pocket flask



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia school cafeteria quadroon

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Sable Lascivious Tank Pistol

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Cerebral gas station pocket flask

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: kink-friendly incel



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Sable Lascivious Tank Pistol



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: nighttime dilemma



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: charismatic rose church



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Sable Lascivious Tank Pistol



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded indian lodge haunted graveyard

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Peach Business Firm

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Excitant Sinister Party Of The First Part Goyim



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