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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
maniacal fat ankles
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Sadistic Toilet Seat Water Buffalo
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Wonderful cumskin
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
maniacal fat ankles
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
copper painfully honest boistinker ape
  05/10/24
No
nofapping vivacious piazza
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Chestnut Stubborn Deer Antler
  05/10/24
180
nofapping vivacious piazza
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
vermilion stock car nursing home
  05/10/24
180
nofapping vivacious piazza
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
exhilarant drab jew
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
turquoise ladyboy
  05/10/24
180
nofapping vivacious piazza
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
exhilarant drab jew
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
offensive pocket flask
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Cordovan Location
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Boyish Menage Feces
  05/12/24
...
maniacal fat ankles
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Iridescent stain
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Ocher Disgusting Dilemma
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
fishy supple church building
  05/10/24
...
Shimmering Mischievous Hell Private Investor
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Razzmatazz azn heaven
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
vermilion stock car nursing home
  05/10/24
180
nofapping vivacious piazza
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Lascivious Idea He Suggested Trust Fund
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Racy fear-inspiring school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
fishy supple church building
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Ultramarine orchestra pit generalized bond
  05/10/24
...
Claret Out-of-control Plaza
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
sapphire kitchen
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
balding gold wrinkle cuckoldry
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
outnumbered forum ratface
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Chestnut Stubborn Deer Antler
  05/10/24
...
Plum Knife
  05/10/24
...
Contagious dead pistol locus
  05/10/24
...
fishy supple church building
  05/11/24
Kike!
nofapping vivacious piazza
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
copper painfully honest boistinker ape
  05/10/24
he was an associate
bisexual spot
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
cerebral soggy university persian
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
180 ticket booth goyim
  05/10/24
...
Iridescent stain
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
bossy casino halford
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
medicated learning disabled sweet tailpipe
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
cerebral soggy university persian
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
hairraiser slap-happy becky space
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
cerebral soggy university persian
  05/12/24
probably no one
maniacal fat ankles
  05/12/24
...
Contagious dead pistol locus
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
magenta prole
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Razzle-dazzle splenetic elastic band
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
cerebral soggy university persian
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Racy fear-inspiring school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Razzle-dazzle splenetic elastic band
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Racy fear-inspiring school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Opaque boiling water
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Cyan bearded rehab
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Racy fear-inspiring school cafeteria liquid oxygen
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Boyish Menage Feces
  05/12/24
...
magenta prole
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: maniacal fat ankles

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Sadistic Toilet Seat Water Buffalo

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Wonderful cumskin

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: maniacal fat ankles

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: copper painfully honest boistinker ape

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: nofapping vivacious piazza

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Chestnut Stubborn Deer Antler

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: nofapping vivacious piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: vermilion stock car nursing home

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: nofapping vivacious piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: exhilarant drab jew

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: turquoise ladyboy

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: nofapping vivacious piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: exhilarant drab jew

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: offensive pocket flask

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Cordovan Location

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Boyish Menage Feces

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: maniacal fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Iridescent stain

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Ocher Disgusting Dilemma

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: fishy supple church building

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Shimmering Mischievous Hell Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz azn heaven

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: vermilion stock car nursing home

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: nofapping vivacious piazza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Lascivious Idea He Suggested Trust Fund

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Racy fear-inspiring school cafeteria liquid oxygen

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: fishy supple church building

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine orchestra pit generalized bond

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Claret Out-of-control Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: sapphire kitchen

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: balding gold wrinkle cuckoldry

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: outnumbered forum ratface

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Chestnut Stubborn Deer Antler

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Plum Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Contagious dead pistol locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: fishy supple church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: nofapping vivacious piazza

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: copper painfully honest boistinker ape

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: bisexual spot

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: cerebral soggy university persian

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: 180 ticket booth goyim

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Iridescent stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: bossy casino halford

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: medicated learning disabled sweet tailpipe

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: cerebral soggy university persian

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: hairraiser slap-happy becky space

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: cerebral soggy university persian

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: maniacal fat ankles

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Contagious dead pistol locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: magenta prole

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle splenetic elastic band

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: cerebral soggy university persian

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Racy fear-inspiring school cafeteria liquid oxygen

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle splenetic elastic band

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Racy fear-inspiring school cafeteria liquid oxygen

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Opaque boiling water

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Cyan bearded rehab

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Racy fear-inspiring school cafeteria liquid oxygen

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Boyish Menage Feces

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: magenta prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)