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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Frum area
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Soul-stirring chocolate pit
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
house-broken demanding nowag
  04/18/25
Cr.
painfully honest free-loading pisswyrm
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
aggressive poppy university
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
dead mint native cuck
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Frum area
  04/18/25
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
brass flatulent sweet tailpipe library
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Frum area
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Comical Shitlib Point
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Frum area
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Comical Shitlib Point
  04/18/25
...
Spruce appetizing scourge upon the earth corner
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
Snowy puppy
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Concupiscible kitchen
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Frum area
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Concupiscible kitchen
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Spruce appetizing scourge upon the earth corner
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Frum area
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Concupiscible kitchen
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Frum area
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Concupiscible kitchen
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
bateful stain
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Concupiscible kitchen
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Spruce appetizing scourge upon the earth corner
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Frum area
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Thirsty Yarmulke
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Spruce appetizing scourge upon the earth corner
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Thirsty Yarmulke
  04/18/25
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
puce dashing space roast beef
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Frum area
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
puce dashing space roast beef
  04/18/25
...
provocative turdskin personal credit line
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Concupiscible kitchen
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Frum area
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Harsh Home Chad
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Thirsty Yarmulke
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Frum area
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Frum area
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
.,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
gibberish (?)
  05/05/25


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Frum area

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring chocolate pit

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: house-broken demanding nowag

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: painfully honest free-loading pisswyrm

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: aggressive poppy university

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: dead mint native cuck

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Frum area

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: brass flatulent sweet tailpipe library

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Frum area

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Comical Shitlib Point

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Frum area

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Comical Shitlib Point

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Spruce appetizing scourge upon the earth corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Snowy puppy

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitchen

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Frum area

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitchen

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Spruce appetizing scourge upon the earth corner

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Frum area

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitchen

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Frum area

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitchen

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bateful stain

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible kitchen

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Spruce appetizing scourge upon the earth corner

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Frum area

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Thirsty Yarmulke

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing scourge upon the earth corner

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Thirsty Yarmulke

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: puce dashing space roast beef

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Frum area

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: puce dashing space roast beef

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: provocative turdskin personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible kitchen

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Frum area

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Harsh Home Chad

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Thirsty Yarmulke

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Frum area

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Frum area

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: .,..,.,.;,.,,:,.,.,::,...,..,:,..;,..,


this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)