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ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts

I'll start. LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty siste...
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane...
exhilarant house juggernaut
  12/17/09
I laughed.
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Ann...
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  12/17/09
ROFL
passionate native
  12/17/09
excellent
Mind-boggling Slippery Prole Hall
  12/17/09
180
Hateful theater
  12/21/09
awesome.
Godawful Garrison Filthpig
  08/31/10
180
Fluffy Boistinker
  12/11/10
*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Cruso...
Spectacular really tough guy
  12/17/09
If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TM...
big-titted bateful background story newt
  12/17/09
How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This i...
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good
big-titted bateful background story newt
  12/17/09
*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
i think it is five alive!
Flatulent startled main people
  12/17/09
that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and...
Flatulent startled main people
  12/17/09
I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't ha...
big-titted bateful background story newt
  12/17/09
*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
...
Flatulent startled main people
  12/17/09
175
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
This one is great.
silver skinny woman
  12/18/09
WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]
exhilarant house juggernaut
  12/17/09
180
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *b...
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  12/17/09
i laffed
primrose aromatic keepsake machete
  12/17/09
rofl ty
Coral Sneaky Criminal
  12/18/09
180
Fluffy Boistinker
  12/11/10
lol. 180.
bat shit crazy stirring azn corn cake
  03/25/11
did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? ...
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
oh my
Hyperactive Crackhouse
  12/17/09
...
exciting aquamarine party of the first part step-uncle's house
  12/18/09
*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then g...
pontificating spruce parlor trust fund
  12/17/09
quite good
cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha
  12/17/09
ty
pontificating spruce parlor trust fund
  12/17/09
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remu...
exhilarant house juggernaut
  12/17/09
180
cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha
  12/17/09
i came here to post this, except for [Othello]
cheese-eating mediation cuckold
  12/17/09
dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with ne...
sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus
  12/17/09
1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of ...
exhilarant house juggernaut
  12/17/09
killself. hth
obsidian kitchen
  12/17/09
my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan...
180 abode
  12/17/09
SEVERELY underrated
Jet metal depressive theatre
  12/18/09
Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]
passionate native
  12/17/09
lol
Henna fanboi
  12/17/09
i like this
180 abode
  12/17/09
means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180
passionate native
  12/17/09
180
supple digit ratio quadroon
  12/17/09
ty
passionate native
  12/17/09
excellent
Bright old irish cottage
  12/17/09
ty
passionate native
  12/17/09
Lulz
Awkward national hissy fit
  12/17/09
180
Appetizing masturbator
  12/17/09
fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous o...
Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine
  12/18/09
180
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  01/14/10
rofl!
wild lascivious antidepressant drug private investor
  01/14/10
bump for a 180
chocolate foreskin partner
  06/22/11
models n bottles (great gatsby)
sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus
  12/17/09
1 Fucking 80
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
grossly underrated
talking irradiated legend university
  08/31/10
whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]
exhilarant house juggernaut
  12/17/09
LOLOLOL
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
lol
Bat-shit-crazy histrionic resort
  12/17/09
r u d e but lol
Bright old irish cottage
  12/17/09
this is a natural 180
cheese-eating mediation cuckold
  12/17/09
180
white tantric friendly grandma range
  12/18/09
Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic ...
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
lol, EXCELLENT
cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha
  12/17/09
LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Te...
excitant flesh generalized bond
  12/17/09
...
Violet heaven
  12/17/09
nice
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."...
citrine charismatic center ceo
  12/17/09
Native Son?
Razzmatazz brunch
  12/23/09
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]
exhilarant house juggernaut
  12/17/09
chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
subtle mormon trolling
Thriller dilemma
  12/17/09
tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita
big-titted bateful background story newt
  12/17/09
180
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
HAHAHAHAHA he said he started reading that the morning be...
Bright old irish cottage
  12/17/09
sup (Gravity's Rainbow)
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  12/17/09
I loled
marvelous box office haunted graveyard
  12/18/09
2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Pus...
180 abode
  12/17/09
You left out "objective 2", but still well done
silver skinny woman
  12/17/09
Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Kil...
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
Lolita [Lolita]
bossy arousing jap
  12/17/09
Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Pict...
exhilarant house juggernaut
  12/17/09
Well done.
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian...
cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha
  12/17/09
180
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
...
Mind-boggling Slippery Prole Hall
  12/17/09
new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel w...
180 abode
  12/17/09
180
passionate native
  12/17/09
180
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
fucking solid
Mind-boggling Slippery Prole Hall
  12/17/09
180
Appetizing masturbator
  12/17/09
the best one so far
cheese-eating mediation cuckold
  12/17/09
titcr
wild lascivious antidepressant drug private investor
  01/14/10
outstanding
underhanded trip den puppy
  02/03/10
re180d
provocative nighttime spot
  12/17/10
Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus (Portnoy's Co...
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  12/17/09
nice dood
adventurous institution
  12/18/09
:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
177
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
170 (-8 for fucking up the title)
Flatulent startled main people
  12/17/09
Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D) [Confeder...
passionate native
  12/17/09
Deserving of praise.
silver skinny woman
  12/18/09
girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germ...
sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus
  12/17/09
nice
Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine
  12/18/09
me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers ...
exhilarant house juggernaut
  12/17/09
lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby] BAM! You find your per...
abusive codepig multi-billionaire
  12/17/09
lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)
sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus
  12/17/09
lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL after...
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  12/17/09
literal LOL
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comed...
180 abode
  12/17/09
*penis high five*
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  12/17/09
*down lo...uhhhhh
180 abode
  12/17/09
LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN [Lord o...
passionate native
  12/17/09
underrated
glittery half-breed business firm
  12/18/09
will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
lol i love this one
Bright old irish cottage
  12/17/09
...
Hateful theater
  12/21/09
tyty
Fluffy Boistinker
  12/11/10
taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
tyty
Bright old irish cottage
  12/17/09
IN at Cornell [Catch-22]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.
silver skinny woman
  12/18/09
awesome.
pontificating spruce parlor trust fund
  12/18/09
saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what ...
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]
excitant flesh generalized bond
  12/17/09
Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transfo...
silver skinny woman
  12/17/09
180
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
new skadden associate taking questions [1984]
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
lulz
passionate native
  12/17/09
Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chan...
passionate native
  12/17/09
180
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden...
sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus
  12/17/09
sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom m...
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understan...
cheese-eating mediation cuckold
  12/17/09
guy pisses in girl at night?
bat shit crazy stirring azn corn cake
  12/18/09
Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess ra...
passionate native
  12/17/09
lol
sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus
  12/17/09
6'2"
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]
silver skinny woman
  12/17/09
many points
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [...
exhilarant house juggernaut
  12/17/09
ITT: Posters who remember the PR days. [100 Years of Soli...
Misanthropic internal respiration liquid oxygen
  12/17/09
C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac...
exhilarant house juggernaut
  12/17/09
PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]
silver skinny woman
  12/17/09
underrated
Massive address
  12/17/09
wow
Unhinged pearl roommate
  12/18/09
Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [Whit...
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
lol
frisky pocket flask space
  02/04/10
u suck my cock, boy [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
passionate native
  12/17/09
Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questi...
180 abode
  12/17/09
Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s [Heart of Dar...
passionate native
  12/17/09
Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil...
chestnut domesticated doctorate base
  12/17/09
ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)
beta point fat ankles
  12/17/09
lo fucking l
glittery half-breed business firm
  12/18/09
u mad [The Count of Monte Cristo]
passionate native
  12/17/09
lololol. Fucking underrated.
Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo
  12/17/09
Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF) [th...
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6 [Pride and Pr...
Ultramarine multi-colored plaza toaster
  12/17/09
179
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
this was good
Bull headed rigpig coffee pot
  12/17/09
lmao
Jade Church Building Elastic Band
  12/17/09
excellent and accurate
Odious Tanning Salon Macaca
  12/18/09
Ding! Le fag [The Hunchback of Notre Dame]
passionate native
  12/17/09
I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the ...
big-titted bateful background story newt
  12/17/09
LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the wo...
Ultramarine multi-colored plaza toaster
  12/17/09
I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her ho...
chestnut domesticated doctorate base
  12/17/09
ty *BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*
Aphrodisiac duck-like indian lodge indirect expression
  12/17/09
18000000000000000
turquoise cuckoldry windowlicker
  12/18/09
severely underrated
Arrogant crotch pit
  12/18/09
I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
LOL @ this flame [New testament]
cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha
  12/17/09
underrated
Jade Church Building Elastic Band
  12/17/09
180
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty...
Glassy immigrant
  12/17/09
Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]
Glassy immigrant
  12/17/09
Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]
Glassy immigrant
  12/17/09
Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him int...
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ...
sooty set
  12/17/09
wgwag [Moby Dick]
azure concupiscible piazza cuck
  12/17/09
Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Love...
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
i like it
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It wa...
floppy wrinkle
  12/17/09
So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
tfyt. BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?
razzle hospital pistol
  12/18/09
LOL, nice! tytyty
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]
Ultramarine multi-colored plaza toaster
  12/17/09
TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]
Aphrodisiac duck-like indian lodge indirect expression
  12/17/09
15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasion...
Aphrodisiac duck-like indian lodge indirect expression
  12/17/09
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  01/14/10
There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
decided not to do a copycat today at hastings [deadeye di...
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do y...
Bright old irish cottage
  12/17/09
LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/17/09
180
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
ty
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  12/17/09
not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Ry...
Bright old irish cottage
  12/17/09
Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/17/09
i like
Cruel-hearted principal's office double fault
  04/22/10
BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)
Dashing mint senate
  12/17/09
i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will giv...
motley stead black woman
  12/17/09
ty
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  12/17/09
I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them in...
passionate native
  12/17/09
Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealou...
Bat-shit-crazy histrionic resort
  12/17/09
:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)
Pink pea-brained reading party
  12/17/09
tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL
Clear Library Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/17/10
*GASSES THREAD* [Schindler's List]
Jade Church Building Elastic Band
  12/17/09
i LOLed.
Stubborn stage
  02/05/10
1. Murder rich old hag. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT! (Crime and...
Mauve laughsome deer antler nursing home
  12/17/09
nice
hairraiser dull genital piercing
  12/17/09
like it
silver skinny woman
  12/18/09
well played
Cruel-hearted principal's office double fault
  12/18/09
pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern min...
Black splenetic area hominid
  12/17/09
taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a. (dow...
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cun...
naked curious gunner
  12/17/09
titc alpha-beta joke
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
deferred associates congregate ITT [the boxcar children]
180 abode
  12/17/09
vn
Unhinged pearl roommate
  12/18/09
180
Overrated office
  02/04/10
nice
fragrant turdskin giraffe
  12/11/10
ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]
diverse magical organic girlfriend field
  12/17/09
quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraul...
cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha
  12/17/09
need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human b...
cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha
  12/17/09
Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the...
Talented Property Mood
  12/17/09
I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [B...
Massive address
  12/17/09
LOL
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/17/09
holy shit lol
Bright old irish cottage
  12/17/09
!
Unhinged pearl roommate
  12/18/09
shit...hilarious.
shaky dysfunction
  02/04/10
I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Sh...
wonderful corner
  12/17/09
tl;dr (War and Peace)
Pink pea-brained reading party
  12/17/09
underrated
Cruel-hearted principal's office double fault
  12/18/09
nice
garnet place of business
  12/19/09
WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG ...
cheese-eating mediation cuckold
  12/17/09
Poors, lol [The Jungle]
Massive address
  12/17/09
HTH (Faust)
Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo
  12/17/09
...
Autistic kitty cat gay wizard
  07/10/11
Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]
Massive address
  12/17/09
nice
Odious Tanning Salon Macaca
  12/18/09
ty ty.
Massive address
  12/18/09
REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)
Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo
  12/17/09
stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)
Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo
  12/17/09
nice
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  12/17/09
lol
pontificating spruce parlor trust fund
  12/18/09
ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story ...
Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo
  12/17/09
LOL
Ultramarine multi-colored plaza toaster
  12/17/09
Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)
wonderful corner
  12/17/09
Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz
cyan factory reset button hell
  12/17/09
Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]
galvanic state
  12/18/09
Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]
silver skinny woman
  12/18/09
OCI 2009 [And Then There Were None] (a.k.a.: Ten Litt...
glittery half-breed business firm
  12/18/09
OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)
Electric goyim cruise ship
  12/21/09
RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]
heady patrolman home
  12/18/09
My job hunt [The Neverending Story]
glittery half-breed business firm
  12/18/09
My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]
glittery half-breed business firm
  12/18/09
lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [...
white tantric friendly grandma range
  12/18/09
Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]
Massive address
  12/18/09
Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]
Massive address
  12/18/09
lol
Brass big pozpig rehab
  12/18/09
180
comical forum
  12/18/09
BURN
garnet place of business
  12/19/09
law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]
white tantric friendly grandma range
  12/18/09
some people are interpreting the term "literary classic...
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  12/18/09
Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]
Massive address
  12/18/09
My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fer...
Cruel-hearted principal's office double fault
  12/18/09
Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]
ivory violent menage wagecucks
  12/18/09
...
Vigorous church persian
  12/18/09
Me liked.
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
lol
Ultramarine multi-colored plaza toaster
  12/21/09
couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood...
Coral Sneaky Criminal
  12/18/09
One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both tryi...
umber sandwich
  12/18/09
tytyty
green hilarious lay degenerate
  12/18/09
*claps*
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/19/09
pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
I liked this
Aggressive insanely creepy bbw
  12/18/09
How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]
Coral Sneaky Criminal
  12/18/09
The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]
adventurous institution
  12/18/09
*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]
cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha
  12/18/09
*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]
green hilarious lay degenerate
  12/18/09
*Dies there* [Nostromo]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
*Is an Asian* *Furiously writes violent fantasies* (Th...
beta point fat ankles
  12/18/09
Can a law degree help me get into FBI? (Sherlock Holmes)
beta point fat ankles
  12/18/09
ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism (Communist M...
beta point fat ankles
  12/18/09
vn
Unhinged pearl roommate
  12/18/09
!!!
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)
Unhinged pearl roommate
  12/18/09
wgwag (wild gorillas with asian guy) (The Jungle Book)
beta point fat ankles
  12/18/09
man beheads wife. guess religion? (arabian nights)
beta point fat ankles
  12/18/09
I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and ...
Unhinged pearl roommate
  12/18/09
The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice an...
Unhinged pearl roommate
  12/18/09
A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)
Unhinged pearl roommate
  12/18/09
lol
comical forum
  12/18/09
Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husban...
Bistre Indecent Famous Landscape Painting Stage
  12/18/09
Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (...
beady-eyed twisted school
  12/18/09
180
comical forum
  12/23/09
this is worth saving; brilliant
Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine
  12/18/09
Glad people are enjoying the thread.
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]
Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine
  12/18/09
Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]
silver skinny woman
  12/18/09
you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (es...
cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha
  12/18/09
wmtp taking questions (the analects)
comical forum
  12/18/09
Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [...
cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha
  12/18/09
My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fe...
Unhinged pearl roommate
  12/18/09
ty
provocative nighttime spot
  12/17/10
...
irate trailer park
  12/18/09
To be fair, "SUMMON: C+C (bothered)" [The Ol...
orange goal in life
  12/18/09
Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [Th...
irate trailer park
  12/18/09
How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship...
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues....
pontificating spruce parlor trust fund
  12/18/09
Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw...
pontificating spruce parlor trust fund
  12/18/09
180
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
lol
silver skinny woman
  12/18/09
Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw po...
silver skinny woman
  12/18/09
This is fucking awesome. tytyty
Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur
  12/19/09
awesome
Clear Library Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/17/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=6...
Salmon whorehouse therapy
  12/18/09
...
Unhinged pearl roommate
  12/18/09
Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightb...
chestnut domesticated doctorate base
  12/18/09
Well done.
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous ...
Jet-lagged jewess
  12/18/09
fucking brilliant
Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine
  12/23/09
NICE
Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag
  01/14/10
Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and as...
Milky Stimulating Weed Whacker Preventive Strike
  12/19/09
Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Pelo...
self-absorbed public bath
  12/19/09
Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box) [Catche...
boyish school cafeteria
  12/20/09
...
ivory violent menage wagecucks
  12/21/09
180
Mildly autistic wine lodge
  12/23/09
180
sticky french chef pervert
  12/23/09
lol
Bright old irish cottage
  04/22/10
*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve...
Chest-beating sanctuary
  12/20/09
BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)
Dashing mint senate
  12/20/09
YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors? (A Connecticut...
alcoholic chapel chad
  12/21/09
BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restauran...
indigo offensive parlour
  12/23/09
Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]
navy nudist mexican casino
  12/23/09
Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job. [The Road]
Haunting Tank Theater Stage
  12/23/09
180
Overrated office
  02/04/10
classic bumpage
passionate native
  02/03/10
you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find...
vibrant plum love of her life faggotry
  02/03/10
Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the w...
adulterous aqua bawdyhouse round eye
  02/03/10
Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.
vivacious feces orchestra pit
  08/31/10
I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a...
Overrated office
  02/04/10
So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for ...
fear-inspiring racy roast beef market
  02/04/10
...
sticky french chef pervert
  04/22/10
Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no lay...
Cracking site ratface
  04/23/10
180
Lime meetinghouse
  11/11/10
BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo...
Bearded nubile boltzmann locale
  04/23/10
Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Fa...
Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo
  04/23/10
...
house-broken stag film pisswyrm
  08/31/10
Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]
Charcoal Telephone Temple
  08/31/10
sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]
house-broken stag film pisswyrm
  08/31/10
Obama critics are racist. [1984]
Khaki titillating station
  08/31/10
172
talking irradiated legend university
  08/31/10
d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens. (Uly...
razzle-dazzle puce gas station headpube
  08/31/10
you're doing it wrong
Lavender hunting ground
  08/31/10
My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]
lemon striped hyena
  08/31/10
Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]
lemon striped hyena
  08/31/10
Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On...
slate national security agency
  08/31/10
Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of...
Tan community account
  08/31/10
Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)
Godawful Garrison Filthpig
  08/31/10
Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]
Godawful Garrison Filthpig
  08/31/10
Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathema...
Misanthropic internal respiration liquid oxygen
  08/31/10
Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Nig...
Misanthropic internal respiration liquid oxygen
  08/31/10
Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) ...
Godawful Garrison Filthpig
  08/31/10
just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Far...
Cruel-hearted principal's office double fault
  08/31/10
...
Zippy
  11/11/10
...
fragrant turdskin giraffe
  12/11/10
tyft
fuchsia regret electric furnace
  12/11/10
lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew...
fuchsia regret electric furnace
  12/11/10
askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar kh...
fuchsia regret electric furnace
  12/11/10
...
Ruddy Sex Offender
  12/11/10
twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)
fuchsia regret electric furnace
  12/11/10
i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride ...
fuchsia regret electric furnace
  12/11/10
Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]
twinkling sinister karate
  12/11/10
...
fuchsia regret electric furnace
  12/17/10
That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]
provocative nighttime spot
  12/17/10
like it
silver skinny woman
  06/22/11
Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet ...
provocative nighttime spot
  12/17/10
You are all apes [The Origin of Species]
provocative nighttime spot
  12/17/10
Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]
provocative nighttime spot
  12/17/10
I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]
provocative nighttime spot
  12/17/10
Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]
provocative nighttime spot
  12/17/10
Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]
Geriatric candlestick maker
  12/17/10
lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how ...
Clear Library Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/17/10
USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)
pale circlehead
  06/22/11
Libtards, why u no mad they killed you? (Cry the Beloved ...
pale circlehead
  06/22/11
AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Pa...
Charcoal Telephone Temple
  06/22/11
.
sick stain
  07/09/11
Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)
pale circlehead
  07/09/11
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)
maniacal associate
  07/09/11


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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:11 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

I'll start.

LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty sister [The Sound and the Fury].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580298)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:14 PM
Author: exhilarant house juggernaut

When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane Eyre]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580319)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580327)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Anne Frank upside down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580366)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: passionate native

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580489)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Slippery Prole Hall

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581499)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Hateful theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610042)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Godawful Garrison Filthpig

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931277)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: Fluffy Boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781949)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: Spectacular really tough guy

*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Crusoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580331)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: big-titted bateful background story newt

If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TMF)-----Don Quixote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580337)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This is funny -- I refuse to believe you could be this witty here and that dumb everywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580348)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:22 PM
Author: big-titted bateful background story newt

My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580386)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580395)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Flatulent startled main people

i think it is five alive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580535)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580544)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: Flatulent startled main people

I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and she is intelligent. this naturally leads us to fiver and possibly h.ryder if you believe they are not the same person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580642)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: big-titted bateful background story newt

I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't have another moniker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580712)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581183)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: Flatulent startled main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582657)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580380)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: silver skinny woman

This one is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: exhilarant house juggernaut

WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *best* burger, buys a whore but is too beta to pwn that cunnus, almost has *BAM* with his teacher but says "no homo", later cheers the fuck up after spending some time with his hot sister

(The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580354)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: primrose aromatic keepsake machete

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580373)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:19 AM
Author: Coral Sneaky Criminal

rofl ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585628)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: Fluffy Boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782083)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring azn corn cake

lol.

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#17606572)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? [The Diary of Anne Frank]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580374)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive Crackhouse

oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581481)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:21 AM
Author: exciting aquamarine party of the first part step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586673)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: pontificating spruce parlor trust fund

*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then gets brutally GAPED by gross old bald man* (Blood Meridian).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580376)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha

quite good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: pontificating spruce parlor trust fund

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: exhilarant house juggernaut

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remus: His Songs and His Sayings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580378)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580993)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating mediation cuckold

i came here to post this, except for [Othello]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus

dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with new man, kills self (anna karenina)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580389)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: exhilarant house juggernaut

1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of Mirth]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580390)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: obsidian kitchen

killself. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582272)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: 180 abode

my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan and he's like a little darker than my dad was and it's kinda bugging me but i dunno what to do about it so i'll just poast for a while and figure it out hopefully [Scatlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:31 PM
Author: Jet metal depressive theatre

SEVERELY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: passionate native

Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580393)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Henna fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580506)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: 180 abode

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580509)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: passionate native

means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582120)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: supple digit ratio quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581370)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: passionate native

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582124)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Bright old irish cottage

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581597)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: passionate native

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582137)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Awkward national hissy fit

Lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582210)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Appetizing masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582246)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine

fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588196)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805081)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:11 AM
Author: wild lascivious antidepressant drug private investor

rofl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805112)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 6:36 AM
Author: chocolate foreskin partner

bump for a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315261)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus

models n bottles (great gatsby)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580397)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

1 Fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580419)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: talking irradiated legend university

grossly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928898)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: exhilarant house juggernaut

whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580398)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy histrionic resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581623)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: Bright old irish cottage

r u d e but lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581647)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: cheese-eating mediation cuckold

this is a natural 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582643)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: white tantric friendly grandma range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584876)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic Verses]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580403)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha

lol, EXCELLENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581005)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: excitant flesh generalized bond

LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580404)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Violet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580417)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580420)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: citrine charismatic center ceo

"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580406)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 4:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz brunch

Native Son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629942)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: exhilarant house juggernaut

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580413)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580432)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Thriller dilemma

subtle mormon trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580457)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: big-titted bateful background story newt

tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580434)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580443)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Bright old irish cottage

HAHAHAHAHA

he said he started reading that the morning before we first met :3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

sup

(Gravity's Rainbow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580435)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:12 AM
Author: marvelous box office haunted graveyard

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586114)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: 180 abode

2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Push...aka Precious]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580436)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: silver skinny woman

You left out "objective 2", but still well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580570)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Killself? [The Heart of the Matter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580440)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: bossy arousing jap

Lolita [Lolita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580444)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: exhilarant house juggernaut

Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580479)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha

Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581019)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581421)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Slippery Prole Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581518)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: 180 abode

new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel whokebe fellow? [Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: passionate native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580466)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580492)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Slippery Prole Hall

fucking solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Appetizing masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582262)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: cheese-eating mediation cuckold

the best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582665)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:14 AM
Author: wild lascivious antidepressant drug private investor

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805119)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:58 PM
Author: underhanded trip den puppy

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002714)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: provocative nighttime spot

re180d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836976)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus

(Portnoy's Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580448)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:36 AM
Author: adventurous institution

nice dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586706)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580487)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Flatulent startled main people

170 (-8 for fucking up the title)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580560)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: passionate native

Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D)

[Confederacy of Dunces]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580462)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: silver skinny woman

Deserving of praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588834)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus

girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germinal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580468)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588206)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: exhilarant house juggernaut

me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers Karamazov]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580471)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: abusive codepig multi-billionaire

lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby]

BAM! You find your perfect woman but have no dick [Sun Also Rises]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus

lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580497)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL

after an eternity of getting chewed by Satan, you give up, start losing hope

(The Divine Comedy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580498)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

literal LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580528)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: 180 abode

went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comedy]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580505)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

*penis high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580516)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: 180 abode

*down lo...uhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: passionate native

LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN

[Lord of the Flies]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580511)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: glittery half-breed business firm

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584853)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580515)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Bright old irish cottage

lol i love this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581593)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:09 AM
Author: Hateful theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610117)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: Fluffy Boistinker

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782100)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Bright old irish cottage

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581595)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

IN at Cornell [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: silver skinny woman

Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588845)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: pontificating spruce parlor trust fund

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589662)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what does this mean

[a tale of two cities]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580545)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: excitant flesh generalized bond

ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580547)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: silver skinny woman

Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transformed into a H

UMMINGBIRD HAWK MOTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580549)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580585)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

new skadden associate taking questions

[1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580554)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: passionate native

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580559)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: passionate native

Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chances at revenge?

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580555)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580569)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus

no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom made me take piano lessons (BPM)

(the joy luck club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating mediation cuckold

this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582693)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring azn corn cake

guy pisses in girl at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580579)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: passionate native

Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess race?

[The Raven]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580589)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: sapphire contagious volcanic crater locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580593)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

6'2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: silver skinny woman

*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580591)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

many points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580608)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: exhilarant house juggernaut

Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [Pride & Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580598)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Misanthropic internal respiration liquid oxygen

ITT: Posters who remember the PR days.

[100 Years of Solitude]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580607)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: exhilarant house juggernaut

C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac McGee]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580609)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: silver skinny woman

PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580613)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Massive address

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582482)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: Unhinged pearl roommate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [White Fang]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580640)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: frisky pocket flask space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14018205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:53 PM
Author: passionate native

u suck my cock, boy

[The Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580653)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: 180 abode

Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questions about my 180 life

[a day in the life of ivan denisovich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580654)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: passionate native

n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s

[Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580660)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580674)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: chestnut domesticated doctorate base

My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil)---> The Sun Also Rises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580675)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: beta point fat ankles

ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580703)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: glittery half-breed business firm

lo fucking l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584873)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: passionate native

u mad

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo

lololol. Fucking underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF)

[the tailor of panama]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580716)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Ultramarine multi-colored plaza toaster

Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6

[Pride and Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580724)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580924)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: Bull headed rigpig coffee pot

this was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581339)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Jade Church Building Elastic Band

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582254)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: Odious Tanning Salon Macaca

excellent and accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584941)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: passionate native

Ding! Le fag

[The Hunchback of Notre Dame]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580727)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: big-titted bateful background story newt

I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the mail [Great Expectations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580936)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine multi-colored plaza toaster

A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the world

[The Lord of the Rings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: chestnut domesticated doctorate base

I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her home. I take my Benchmade 710 knife and slowly make 36 cuts throughout her body. Then I proceed to fuck each and every little slit I've made, making sure to drop a little jizz in each hole. I then suck the miniature love mounds on her titless chest, ending by chewing off each nipple and eating them raw. Then I grab her by the hair and swing her around in a circle over my head until she flies through the air until her hair detaches from her head. I stomp her repeatedly, making sure to lick each tear that dribbles down her pink little face. I then have her suck me off and jizz in her left eye. After which, I gouge out that eye with my knife, slice it in half, feed her one half and eat the other, forcing her to watch as I consume it. Then I skullfuck her eye socket. Afterwards, I let forth a stream of halo-yellow urine onto her right eye while I consume a liter of water. I do this until her blue eye turns an emerald green. Afterwards, I tear off her little panties and enter the little cunt making sure I use the large end of a baseball bat to properly loosen everything up since it will be so very tight. As I'm fucking her, i will make an incision into her stomach and dig through so that I can see my own penis while i'm fucking her. Then I will make her bite the pillow as I sodomize her with a live rattlesnake. When I'm done, I'll have her face the wall and smash her face in with my size 15 boot. I will then rape and sodomize her dead corpse before I cut her up and throw pieces of her to the lions at the zoo. I like the zoo. (Sonic Youth)-------------------------------> Native Son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580751)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac duck-like indian lodge indirect expression

ty

*BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581557)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: turquoise cuckoldry windowlicker

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588350)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Arrogant crotch pit

severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588843)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580784)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha

LOL @ this flame [New testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581069)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:15 PM
Author: Jade Church Building Elastic Band

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582403)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586694)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Glassy immigrant

Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581169)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Glassy immigrant

Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Glassy immigrant

Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581184)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him into creek [Treasure Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581251)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: sooty set

The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER of the Narcissus [The Nigger of the Narcissus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581309)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: azure concupiscible piazza cuck

wgwag [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581312)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Lover]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581477)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581520)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: floppy wrinkle

It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It was a time of nigger threads; it was a time of racial harmony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581512)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581514)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581517)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: razzle hospital pistol

tfyt.

BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

LOL, nice! tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589708)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581529)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Ultramarine multi-colored plaza toaster

no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581562)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac duck-like indian lodge indirect expression

TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581578)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac duck-like indian lodge indirect expression

man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasional asshole [tropic of cancer]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581582)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater. [Remembrance of Things Past]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581594)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805085)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

decided not to do a copycat today at hastings

[deadeye dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: Bright old irish cottage

cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do you think will happen if ppl find out. (BPM) --> The Scarlet Letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581644)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581661)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:11 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581806)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583362)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Bright old irish cottage

not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Rye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:12 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581813)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted principal's office double fault

i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795726)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Dashing mint senate

BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582145)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: motley stead black woman

i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will give the bothereds of this world models and bottles. my beta son will put you in BIGDEBT that you must pay. i BAM! you not. [bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582148)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583368)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: passionate native

I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them individually. mad respect, xo, where would I be without you all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582150)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy histrionic resort

Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealous at how creative everyone is. Well done xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582282)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Pink pea-brained reading party

:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582232)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Clear Library Scourge Upon The Earth

tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837249)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Jade Church Building Elastic Band

*GASSES THREAD*

[Schindler's List]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582267)



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Date: February 5th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: Stubborn stage

i LOLed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14019959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Mauve laughsome deer antler nursing home

1. Murder rich old hag.

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

(Crime and Punishment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582308)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: hairraiser dull genital piercing

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582382)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: silver skinny woman

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584603)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted principal's office double fault

well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584859)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Black splenetic area hominid

pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern minnesota and combats the corrupting influences of a rogue's gallery of message board posters as he makes his way to the celestial city of new york (Pilgrim's Progress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582351)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a.

(down and out in paris and london)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: naked curious gunner

*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cunnus. Makes fun of short beta losers who can't get women and whine incessantly. (Brave New World)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582399)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

titc alpha-beta joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: 180 abode

deferred associates congregate ITT

[the boxcar children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582415)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: Unhinged pearl roommate

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587693)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: Overrated office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012108)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: fragrant turdskin giraffe

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: diverse magical organic girlfriend field

ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha

quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraulations [the call of the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582490)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha

need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human bondage]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582499)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: Talented Property Mood

Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: Massive address

I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [Blue Smoke] (Their Eyes were Watching God)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582574)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:52 PM
Author: Bright old irish cottage

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583379)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: Unhinged pearl roommate

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587697)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:20 PM
Author: shaky dysfunction

shit...hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012237)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: wonderful corner

I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Shrugged)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582587)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: Pink pea-brained reading party

tl;dr (War and Peace)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582592)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted principal's office double fault

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584867)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: garnet place of business

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599877)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating mediation cuckold

WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG

[The King and I]

Men suck (1xx pounds of fat chick) [The Vagina Monologues]

BAM! You tell successful joke and then come to XO to talk about it [A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582628)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Massive address

Poors, lol [The Jungle]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo

HTH (Faust)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582739)



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Date: July 10th, 2011 3:30 AM
Author: Autistic kitty cat gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18466187)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: Massive address

Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582764)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Odious Tanning Salon Macaca

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585013)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Massive address

ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585057)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo

REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582774)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo

stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: pontificating spruce parlor trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589683)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo

ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story of O)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582815)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine multi-colored plaza toaster

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583017)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: wonderful corner

Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582871)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: cyan factory reset button hell

Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582985)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: galvanic state

Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584424)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: silver skinny woman

Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584594)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: glittery half-breed business firm

OCI 2009

[And Then There Were None]

(a.k.a.: Ten Little Niggers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584910)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Electric goyim cruise ship

OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13613470)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 AM
Author: heady patrolman home

RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584918)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: glittery half-breed business firm

My job hunt [The Neverending Story]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: glittery half-breed business firm

My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584924)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: white tantric friendly grandma range

lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584925)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: Massive address

Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584998)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Massive address

Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585009)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:46 AM
Author: Brass big pozpig rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586808)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: comical forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588296)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: garnet place of business

BURN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599883)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: white tantric friendly grandma range

law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585010)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

some people are interpreting the term "literary classic" pretty broadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586797)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:02 AM
Author: Massive address

Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585031)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted principal's office double fault

My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fern Grows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585036)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:17 AM
Author: ivory violent menage wagecucks

Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585605)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:20 AM
Author: Vigorous church persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585639)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:19 AM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Me liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586668)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Ultramarine multi-colored plaza toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610173)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:26 AM
Author: Coral Sneaky Criminal

couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood, guess race [ huck finn ]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585697)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:42 AM
Author: umber sandwich

One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both trying to kill me; I-bankers are lining up to bang my wife. (The Odyssey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586370)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: green hilarious lay degenerate

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587500)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

*claps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599856)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586659)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: Aggressive insanely creepy bbw

I liked this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588249)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: Coral Sneaky Criminal

How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586699)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: adventurous institution

The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586702)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 6:58 AM
Author: cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha

*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586776)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: green hilarious lay degenerate

*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587507)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

*Dies there* [Nostromo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589657)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: beta point fat ankles

*Is an Asian*

*Furiously writes violent fantasies*

(The Art of War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587712)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: beta point fat ankles

Can a law degree help me get into FBI?

(Sherlock Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587718)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: beta point fat ankles

ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism

(Communist Manifesto)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: Unhinged pearl roommate

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587738)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: Unhinged pearl roommate

You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587735)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: beta point fat ankles

wgwag

(wild gorillas with asian guy)

(The Jungle Book)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: beta point fat ankles

man beheads wife. guess religion?

(arabian nights)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587748)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Unhinged pearl roommate

I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and a future [Many XOXO women] (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587770)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: Unhinged pearl roommate

The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: Unhinged pearl roommate

A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587795)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: comical forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588316)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: Bistre Indecent Famous Landscape Painting Stage

Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husband with alpha, taking q's [The Awakening]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587855)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed twisted school

Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (Bonfire of the Vanities)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588024)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:32 AM
Author: comical forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628311)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine

this is worth saving; brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588175)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Glad people are enjoying the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine

whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588224)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: silver skinny woman

Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588241)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha

you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (estrada) [the unnameable]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588323)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: comical forum

wmtp taking questions (the analects)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588326)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: cerebral outnumbered ticket booth alpha

Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [bartleby the scrivener]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588334)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: Unhinged pearl roommate

My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fell down and broke my face, now I'm in AA though (Confessions of St. Augustine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588486)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: provocative nighttime spot

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837014)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: irate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588698)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: orange goal in life

To be fair,

"SUMMON: C+C (bothered)"

[The Old Man and the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588711)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: irate trailer park

Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [The Virgin Suicides]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588724)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship? [David Copperfield]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589690)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:46 PM
Author: pontificating spruce parlor trust fund

"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues. Blue Smoke cooks them dinner" - Sound and the Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589736)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: pontificating spruce parlor trust fund

"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw ITE? (ShockDoctrine, Estrada, Earl, Carbozo, depressedsad,V-17 troll, Dr. Science, rape101, etc.)" - The Grapes of Wrath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589791)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:47 PM
Author: silver skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592493)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:48 PM
Author: silver skinny woman

Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw position [link to dubious craigslist ad]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592501)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Thirsty hyperventilating gaming laptop voyeur

This is fucking awesome. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13600100)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Clear Library Scourge Upon The Earth

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837282)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Salmon whorehouse therapy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589921)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: Unhinged pearl roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591436)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: chestnut domesticated doctorate base

Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightbeiant)----> Madame Bovary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591503)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592479)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged jewess

How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune? [Hamlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592532)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Mahogany International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine

fucking brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13631092)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring onyx messiness nowag

NICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805856)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Milky Stimulating Weed Whacker Preventive Strike

Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and aspie virgins?- the sound and the fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599969)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed public bath

Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Peloponesian War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599994)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: boyish school cafeteria

Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box)

[Catcher in the Rye]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607032)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: ivory violent menage wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610139)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Mildly autistic wine lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628831)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:51 AM
Author: sticky french chef pervert

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630124)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Bright old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795688)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Chest-beating sanctuary

*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve life standing with law school.* (Candide)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607131)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Dashing mint senate

BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607144)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 12:56 AM
Author: alcoholic chapel chad

YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors?

(A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610015)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:33 AM
Author: indigo offensive parlour

BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restaurant. how to bang? (without tipping)

[god of small things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628994)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: navy nudist mexican casino

Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629344)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:01 AM
Author: Haunting Tank Theater Stage

Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job.

[The Road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630066)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:08 PM
Author: Overrated office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012155)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: passionate native

classic bumpage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002288)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: vibrant plum love of her life faggotry

you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find (Siddhartha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002522)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: adulterous aqua bawdyhouse round eye

Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002685)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 11:01 AM
Author: vivacious feces orchestra pit

Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929307)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Overrated office

I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a doctor (BooR) (The Unbearable Lightness of Being)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012114)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring racy roast beef market

So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for some caroling [Little Women]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14014017)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: sticky french chef pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795661)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: Cracking site ratface

Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no layoffs [Darkness at Noon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795990)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 5:16 PM
Author: Lime meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526898)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: Bearded nubile boltzmann locale

BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796044)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling peach location water buffalo

Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Falling on Cedars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796105)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:37 AM
Author: house-broken stag film pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928832)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: Charcoal Telephone Temple

Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928846)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:59 AM
Author: house-broken stag film pisswyrm

sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928852)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:09 AM
Author: Khaki titillating station

Obama critics are racist. [1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928859)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: talking irradiated legend university

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928900)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle puce gas station headpube

d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens.

(Ulysses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929071)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Lavender hunting ground

you're doing it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929079)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author:  lemon striped hyena

My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929078)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author:  lemon striped hyena

Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929080)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:45 PM
Author:  slate national security agency

Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On Walden Pond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931271)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: Tan community account

Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of poors (Dune)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931297)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: Godawful Garrison Filthpig

Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931321)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Godawful Garrison Filthpig

Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931334)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:02 PM
Author: Misanthropic internal respiration liquid oxygen

Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathematica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931393)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: Misanthropic internal respiration liquid oxygen

Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Night]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931415)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: Godawful Garrison Filthpig

Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) --New Testament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931471)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted principal's office double fault

just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Farewell to Arms)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931565)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Zippy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526673)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:12 PM
Author: fragrant turdskin giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781943)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:17 PM
Author: fuchsia regret electric furnace

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781980)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: fuchsia regret electric furnace

lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781994)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author: fuchsia regret electric furnace

askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar khayyam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782012)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Ruddy Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782326)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: fuchsia regret electric furnace

twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782041)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: fuchsia regret electric furnace

i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride and prejudice)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782080)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:45 PM
Author: twinkling sinister karate

Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782153)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: fuchsia regret electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836941)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: provocative nighttime spot

That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837053)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:00 AM
Author: silver skinny woman

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315333)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:11 PM
Author: provocative nighttime spot

Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet Letter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837093)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:12 PM
Author: provocative nighttime spot

You are all apes [The Origin of Species]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837101)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: provocative nighttime spot

Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837104)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: provocative nighttime spot

I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837108)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:14 PM
Author: provocative nighttime spot

Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837114)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Geriatric candlestick maker

Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837254)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: Clear Library Scourge Upon The Earth

lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how many messages until I ask him out? [revolutionary road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837327)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:16 AM
Author: pale circlehead

USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315362)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:20 AM
Author: pale circlehead

Libtards, why u no mad they killed you?

(Cry the Beloved Country)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315366)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 9:01 AM
Author: Charcoal Telephone Temple

AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Paradise Lost]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315469)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author: sick stain

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457262)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: pale circlehead

Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457298)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:33 AM
Author:  maniacal associate

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457664)