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ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts

I'll start. LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty siste...
red center
  12/17/09
When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane...
Claret ceo orchestra pit
  12/17/09
I laughed.
red center
  12/17/09
The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Ann...
bull headed den pocket flask
  12/17/09
ROFL
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
excellent
Exciting lavender casino sound barrier
  12/17/09
180
Talented hyperventilating forum
  12/21/09
awesome.
Charismatic splenetic codepig principal's office
  08/31/10
180
walnut temple
  12/11/10
*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Cruso...
trip church building marketing idea
  12/17/09
If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TM...
fishy piazza bbw
  12/17/09
How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This i...
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good
fishy piazza bbw
  12/17/09
*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
i think it is five alive!
Carmine cuck cuckold
  12/17/09
that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and...
Carmine cuck cuckold
  12/17/09
I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't ha...
fishy piazza bbw
  12/17/09
*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
red center
  12/17/09
...
Carmine cuck cuckold
  12/17/09
175
red center
  12/17/09
This one is great.
spectacular irate site
  12/18/09
WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]
Claret ceo orchestra pit
  12/17/09
180
red center
  12/17/09
emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *b...
bull headed den pocket flask
  12/17/09
i laffed
opaque dashing hominid macaca
  12/17/09
rofl ty
Mustard french chef base
  12/18/09
180
walnut temple
  12/11/10
lol. 180.
bonkers confused alpha
  03/25/11
did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? ...
red center
  12/17/09
oh my
bateful ruby place of business
  12/17/09
...
contagious emerald weed whacker area
  12/18/09
*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then g...
Frum stage
  12/17/09
quite good
angry menage laser beams
  12/17/09
ty
Frum stage
  12/17/09
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remu...
Claret ceo orchestra pit
  12/17/09
180
angry menage laser beams
  12/17/09
i came here to post this, except for [Othello]
Stimulating box office
  12/17/09
dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with ne...
dark property
  12/17/09
1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of ...
Claret ceo orchestra pit
  12/17/09
killself. hth
Coiffed bat shit crazy famous landscape painting
  12/17/09
my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan...
Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  12/17/09
SEVERELY underrated
flushed drunken theatre headpube
  12/18/09
Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
lol
Tan slippery masturbator lay
  12/17/09
i like this
Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  12/17/09
means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
180
Aromatic disturbing library boltzmann
  12/17/09
ty
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
excellent
cordovan lettuce
  12/17/09
ty
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
Lulz
Brilliant stead deer antler
  12/17/09
180
vibrant potus quadroon
  12/17/09
fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous o...
glassy field
  12/18/09
180
bull headed den pocket flask
  01/14/10
rofl!
bright irradiated tanning salon
  01/14/10
bump for a 180
excitant step-uncle's house
  06/22/11
models n bottles (great gatsby)
dark property
  12/17/09
1 Fucking 80
red center
  12/17/09
grossly underrated
Misanthropic Rehab
  08/31/10
whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]
Claret ceo orchestra pit
  12/17/09
LOLOLOL
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
lol
amethyst up-to-no-good institution hissy fit
  12/17/09
r u d e but lol
cordovan lettuce
  12/17/09
this is a natural 180
Stimulating box office
  12/17/09
180
Laughsome Bespoke State Chad
  12/18/09
Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic ...
red center
  12/17/09
lol, EXCELLENT
angry menage laser beams
  12/17/09
LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Te...
adventurous demanding location
  12/17/09
...
Massive dingle berry
  12/17/09
nice
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."...
galvanic trump supporter
  12/17/09
Native Son?
scarlet zippy house
  12/23/09
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]
Claret ceo orchestra pit
  12/17/09
chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]
red center
  12/17/09
subtle mormon trolling
shimmering organic girlfriend
  12/17/09
tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita
fishy piazza bbw
  12/17/09
180
red center
  12/17/09
HAHAHAHAHA he said he started reading that the morning be...
cordovan lettuce
  12/17/09
sup (Gravity's Rainbow)
bull headed den pocket flask
  12/17/09
I loled
Coral thirsty brethren space
  12/18/09
2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Pus...
Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  12/17/09
You left out "objective 2", but still well done
spectacular irate site
  12/17/09
Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Kil...
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
Lolita [Lolita]
charcoal school cafeteria
  12/17/09
Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Pict...
Claret ceo orchestra pit
  12/17/09
Well done.
red center
  12/17/09
Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian...
angry menage laser beams
  12/17/09
180
red center
  12/17/09
...
Exciting lavender casino sound barrier
  12/17/09
new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel w...
Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  12/17/09
180
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
180
red center
  12/17/09
fucking solid
Exciting lavender casino sound barrier
  12/17/09
180
vibrant potus quadroon
  12/17/09
the best one so far
Stimulating box office
  12/17/09
titcr
bright irradiated tanning salon
  01/14/10
outstanding
Motley deep university gay wizard
  02/03/10
re180d
fighting wonderful ticket booth
  12/17/10
Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus (Portnoy's Co...
bull headed den pocket flask
  12/17/09
nice dood
Flatulent national wrinkle
  12/18/09
:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
177
red center
  12/17/09
170 (-8 for fucking up the title)
Carmine cuck cuckold
  12/17/09
Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D) [Confeder...
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
Deserving of praise.
spectacular irate site
  12/18/09
girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germ...
dark property
  12/17/09
nice
glassy field
  12/18/09
me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers ...
Claret ceo orchestra pit
  12/17/09
lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby] BAM! You find your per...
Beady-eyed nighttime office
  12/17/09
lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)
dark property
  12/17/09
lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL after...
bull headed den pocket flask
  12/17/09
literal LOL
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comed...
Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  12/17/09
*penis high five*
bull headed den pocket flask
  12/17/09
*down lo...uhhhhh
Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  12/17/09
LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN [Lord o...
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
underrated
appetizing vermilion persian tank
  12/18/09
will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
lol i love this one
cordovan lettuce
  12/17/09
...
Talented hyperventilating forum
  12/21/09
tyty
walnut temple
  12/11/10
taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
tyty
cordovan lettuce
  12/17/09
IN at Cornell [Catch-22]
red center
  12/17/09
Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.
spectacular irate site
  12/18/09
awesome.
Frum stage
  12/18/09
saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what ...
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]
adventurous demanding location
  12/17/09
Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transfo...
spectacular irate site
  12/17/09
180
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
new skadden associate taking questions [1984]
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
lulz
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chan...
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
180
red center
  12/17/09
no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden...
dark property
  12/17/09
sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom m...
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understan...
Stimulating box office
  12/17/09
guy pisses in girl at night?
bonkers confused alpha
  12/18/09
Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]
red center
  12/17/09
Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess ra...
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
lol
dark property
  12/17/09
6'2"
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]
spectacular irate site
  12/17/09
many points
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [...
Claret ceo orchestra pit
  12/17/09
ITT: Posters who remember the PR days. [100 Years of Soli...
milky hilarious school juggernaut
  12/17/09
C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac...
Claret ceo orchestra pit
  12/17/09
PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]
spectacular irate site
  12/17/09
underrated
Swashbuckling round eye
  12/17/09
wow
cerebral brunch
  12/18/09
Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [Whit...
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
lol
Pungent rough-skinned market jap
  02/04/10
u suck my cock, boy [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questi...
Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  12/17/09
Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]
red center
  12/17/09
n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s [Heart of Dar...
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]
red center
  12/17/09
My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil...
Floppy set yarmulke
  12/17/09
ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)
vigorous voyeur
  12/17/09
lo fucking l
appetizing vermilion persian tank
  12/18/09
u mad [The Count of Monte Cristo]
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
lololol. Fucking underrated.
hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF) [th...
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6 [Pride and Pr...
Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  12/17/09
179
red center
  12/17/09
this was good
racy incel senate
  12/17/09
lmao
Garnet native community account
  12/17/09
excellent and accurate
histrionic station black woman
  12/18/09
Ding! Le fag [The Hunchback of Notre Dame]
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the ...
fishy piazza bbw
  12/17/09
LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.
red center
  12/17/09
A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the wo...
Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  12/17/09
I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her ho...
Floppy set yarmulke
  12/17/09
ty *BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*
French heaven
  12/17/09
18000000000000000
erotic foreskin
  12/18/09
severely underrated
slap-happy crimson theater stage idea he suggested
  12/18/09
I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
LOL @ this flame [New testament]
angry menage laser beams
  12/17/09
underrated
Garnet native community account
  12/17/09
180
red center
  12/18/09
Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty...
Cracking citrine crackhouse coffee pot
  12/17/09
Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]
Cracking citrine crackhouse coffee pot
  12/17/09
Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]
Cracking citrine crackhouse coffee pot
  12/17/09
Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him int...
red center
  12/17/09
The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ...
Multi-colored point
  12/17/09
wgwag [Moby Dick]
yapping personal credit line
  12/17/09
Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Love...
red center
  12/17/09
Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]
red center
  12/17/09
i like it
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]
red center
  12/17/09
Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]
red center
  12/17/09
It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It wa...
Diverse Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/17/09
So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]
red center
  12/17/09
Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]
red center
  12/17/09
tfyt. BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?
Big ruddy plaza
  12/18/09
LOL, nice! tytyty
red center
  12/18/09
Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]
red center
  12/17/09
no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]
Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  12/17/09
TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]
French heaven
  12/17/09
15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]
red center
  12/17/09
man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasion...
French heaven
  12/17/09
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
red center
  12/17/09
Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here
bull headed den pocket flask
  01/14/10
There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]
red center
  12/17/09
decided not to do a copycat today at hastings [deadeye di...
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do y...
cordovan lettuce
  12/17/09
LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]
red center
  12/17/09
180
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
ty
bull headed den pocket flask
  12/17/09
not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Ry...
cordovan lettuce
  12/17/09
Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/17/09
i like
Pontificating Sooty Kitchen Athletic Conference
  04/22/10
BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)
Sepia Digit Ratio Whorehouse
  12/17/09
i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will giv...
Pea-brained Theater
  12/17/09
ty
bull headed den pocket flask
  12/17/09
I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them in...
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  12/17/09
Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealou...
amethyst up-to-no-good institution hissy fit
  12/17/09
:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)
odious white hell
  12/17/09
tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL
purple comical double fault karate
  12/17/10
*GASSES THREAD* [Schindler's List]
Garnet native community account
  12/17/09
i LOLed.
crusty yellow church
  02/05/10
1. Murder rich old hag. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT! (Crime and...
thriller genital piercing
  12/17/09
nice
soul-stirring corner
  12/17/09
like it
spectacular irate site
  12/18/09
well played
Pontificating Sooty Kitchen Athletic Conference
  12/18/09
pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern min...
umber nursing home turdskin
  12/17/09
taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a. (dow...
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cun...
pearl ratface
  12/17/09
titc alpha-beta joke
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
deferred associates congregate ITT [the boxcar children]
Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat
  12/17/09
vn
cerebral brunch
  12/18/09
180
maize national security agency
  02/04/10
nice
jade elastic band
  12/11/10
ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]
Rebellious new version
  12/17/09
quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraul...
angry menage laser beams
  12/17/09
need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human b...
angry menage laser beams
  12/17/09
Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the...
Stirring orange becky stain
  12/17/09
I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [B...
Swashbuckling round eye
  12/17/09
LOL
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/17/09
holy shit lol
cordovan lettuce
  12/17/09
!
cerebral brunch
  12/18/09
shit...hilarious.
ocher mental disorder
  02/04/10
I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Sh...
mahogany doctorate
  12/17/09
tl;dr (War and Peace)
odious white hell
  12/17/09
underrated
Pontificating Sooty Kitchen Athletic Conference
  12/18/09
nice
buck-toothed glittery parlour
  12/19/09
WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG ...
Stimulating box office
  12/17/09
Poors, lol [The Jungle]
Swashbuckling round eye
  12/17/09
HTH (Faust)
hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
...
marvelous candlestick maker prole
  07/10/11
Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]
Swashbuckling round eye
  12/17/09
nice
histrionic station black woman
  12/18/09
ty ty.
Swashbuckling round eye
  12/18/09
REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)
hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)
hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
nice
bull headed den pocket flask
  12/17/09
lol
Frum stage
  12/18/09
ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story ...
hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness
  12/17/09
LOL
Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  12/17/09
Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)
mahogany doctorate
  12/17/09
Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz
Filthy gaming laptop
  12/17/09
Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]
Saffron dilemma
  12/18/09
Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]
spectacular irate site
  12/18/09
OCI 2009 [And Then There Were None] (a.k.a.: Ten Litt...
appetizing vermilion persian tank
  12/18/09
OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)
bat-shit-crazy abode death wish
  12/21/09
RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]
Unhinged degenerate
  12/18/09
My job hunt [The Neverending Story]
appetizing vermilion persian tank
  12/18/09
My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]
appetizing vermilion persian tank
  12/18/09
lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [...
Laughsome Bespoke State Chad
  12/18/09
Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]
Swashbuckling round eye
  12/18/09
Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]
Swashbuckling round eye
  12/18/09
lol
Painfully honest boistinker
  12/18/09
180
Lake milk faggotry
  12/18/09
BURN
buck-toothed glittery parlour
  12/19/09
law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]
Laughsome Bespoke State Chad
  12/18/09
some people are interpreting the term "literary classic...
bull headed den pocket flask
  12/18/09
Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]
Swashbuckling round eye
  12/18/09
My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fer...
Pontificating Sooty Kitchen Athletic Conference
  12/18/09
Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]
razzmatazz pit
  12/18/09
...
wine gunner
  12/18/09
Me liked.
red center
  12/18/09
lol
Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon
  12/21/09
couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood...
Mustard french chef base
  12/18/09
One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both tryi...
Twinkling provocative home legal warrant
  12/18/09
tytyty
Chestnut really tough guy haunted graveyard
  12/18/09
*claps*
red center
  12/19/09
pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]
red center
  12/18/09
I liked this
boyish shrine puppy
  12/18/09
How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]
Mustard french chef base
  12/18/09
The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]
Flatulent national wrinkle
  12/18/09
*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]
angry menage laser beams
  12/18/09
*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]
Chestnut really tough guy haunted graveyard
  12/18/09
*Dies there* [Nostromo]
red center
  12/18/09
*Is an Asian* *Furiously writes violent fantasies* (Th...
vigorous voyeur
  12/18/09
Can a law degree help me get into FBI? (Sherlock Holmes)
vigorous voyeur
  12/18/09
ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism (Communist M...
vigorous voyeur
  12/18/09
vn
cerebral brunch
  12/18/09
!!!
red center
  12/18/09
You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)
cerebral brunch
  12/18/09
wgwag (wild gorillas with asian guy) (The Jungle Book)
vigorous voyeur
  12/18/09
man beheads wife. guess religion? (arabian nights)
vigorous voyeur
  12/18/09
I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and ...
cerebral brunch
  12/18/09
The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice an...
cerebral brunch
  12/18/09
A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)
cerebral brunch
  12/18/09
lol
Lake milk faggotry
  12/18/09
Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husban...
bossy salmon spot
  12/18/09
Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (...
supple chapel
  12/18/09
180
Lake milk faggotry
  12/23/09
this is worth saving; brilliant
glassy field
  12/18/09
Glad people are enjoying the thread.
red center
  12/18/09
whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]
glassy field
  12/18/09
Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]
spectacular irate site
  12/18/09
you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (es...
angry menage laser beams
  12/18/09
wmtp taking questions (the analects)
Lake milk faggotry
  12/18/09
Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [...
angry menage laser beams
  12/18/09
My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fe...
cerebral brunch
  12/18/09
ty
fighting wonderful ticket booth
  12/17/10
...
insanely creepy blood rage bawdyhouse
  12/18/09
To be fair, "SUMMON: C+C (bothered)" [The Ol...
avocado aphrodisiac trailer park
  12/18/09
Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [Th...
insanely creepy blood rage bawdyhouse
  12/18/09
How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship...
red center
  12/18/09
"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues....
Frum stage
  12/18/09
Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]
red center
  12/18/09
"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw...
Frum stage
  12/18/09
180
red center
  12/18/09
lol
spectacular irate site
  12/18/09
Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw po...
spectacular irate site
  12/18/09
This is fucking awesome. tytyty
razzle infuriating lodge
  12/19/09
awesome
purple comical double fault karate
  12/17/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=6...
stubborn costumed resort goyim
  12/18/09
...
cerebral brunch
  12/18/09
Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightb...
Floppy set yarmulke
  12/18/09
Well done.
red center
  12/18/09
How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous ...
red center
  12/18/09
fucking brilliant
glassy field
  12/23/09
NICE
bull headed den pocket flask
  01/14/10
Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and as...
sexy impressive water buffalo
  12/19/09
Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Pelo...
carnelian exhilarant cruise ship pozpig
  12/19/09
Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box) [Catche...
titillating love of her life
  12/20/09
...
razzmatazz pit
  12/21/09
180
Pink Frisky Feces Gaping
  12/23/09
180
navy lascivious depressive meetinghouse
  12/23/09
lol
cordovan lettuce
  04/22/10
*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve...
haunting multi-billionaire indian lodge
  12/20/09
BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)
Sepia Digit Ratio Whorehouse
  12/20/09
YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors? (A Connecticut...
Mentally impaired dull old irish cottage range
  12/21/09
BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restauran...
fragrant address
  12/23/09
Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]
razzle-dazzle giraffe hospital
  12/23/09
Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job. [The Road]
misunderstood dog poop
  12/23/09
180
maize national security agency
  02/04/10
classic bumpage
mind-boggling associate party of the first part
  02/03/10
you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find...
vivacious fortuitous meteor filthpig
  02/03/10
Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the w...
plum curious public bath factory reset button
  02/03/10
Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.
heady gold police squad
  08/31/10
I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a...
maize national security agency
  02/04/10
So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for ...
Arousing Swollen Ape
  02/04/10
...
navy lascivious depressive meetinghouse
  04/22/10
Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no lay...
rusted concupiscible azn parlor
  04/23/10
180
Passionate mediation fat ankles
  11/11/10
BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo...
indigo alcoholic boiling water
  04/23/10
Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Fa...
hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness
  04/23/10
...
dead useless brakes gas station
  08/31/10
Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]
brindle mischievous locale
  08/31/10
sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]
dead useless brakes gas station
  08/31/10
Obama critics are racist. [1984]
180 toilet seat
  08/31/10
172
Misanthropic Rehab
  08/31/10
d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens. (Uly...
Spruce insane business firm mood
  08/31/10
you're doing it wrong
Electric pisswyrm cumskin
  08/31/10
My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]
Mewling Garrison
  08/31/10
Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]
Mewling Garrison
  08/31/10
Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On...
locus pervert
  08/31/10
Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of...
Fiercely-loyal sapphire striped hyena reading party
  08/31/10
Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)
Charismatic splenetic codepig principal's office
  08/31/10
Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]
Charismatic splenetic codepig principal's office
  08/31/10
Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathema...
milky hilarious school juggernaut
  08/31/10
Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Nig...
milky hilarious school juggernaut
  08/31/10
Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) ...
Charismatic splenetic codepig principal's office
  08/31/10
just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Far...
Pontificating Sooty Kitchen Athletic Conference
  08/31/10
...
Sienna preventive strike kitty
  11/11/10
...
jade elastic band
  12/11/10
tyft
generalized bond
  12/11/10
lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew...
generalized bond
  12/11/10
askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar kh...
generalized bond
  12/11/10
...
Sex Offender Rigpig
  12/11/10
twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)
generalized bond
  12/11/10
i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride ...
generalized bond
  12/11/10
Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]
shitlib
  12/11/10
...
generalized bond
  12/17/10
That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]
fighting wonderful ticket booth
  12/17/10
like it
spectacular irate site
  06/22/11
Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet ...
fighting wonderful ticket booth
  12/17/10
You are all apes [The Origin of Species]
fighting wonderful ticket booth
  12/17/10
Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]
fighting wonderful ticket booth
  12/17/10
I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]
fighting wonderful ticket booth
  12/17/10
Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]
fighting wonderful ticket booth
  12/17/10
Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]
jewess
  12/17/10
lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how ...
purple comical double fault karate
  12/17/10
USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)
Mauve vengeful stag film
  06/22/11
Libtards, why u no mad they killed you? (Cry the Beloved ...
Mauve vengeful stag film
  06/22/11
AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Pa...
brindle mischievous locale
  06/22/11
.
Medicated Immigrant
  07/09/11
Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)
Mauve vengeful stag film
  07/09/11
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)
hairless stage halford
  07/09/11


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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:11 PM
Author: red center

I'll start.

LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty sister [The Sound and the Fury].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580298)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:14 PM
Author: Claret ceo orchestra pit

When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane Eyre]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580319)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: red center

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580327)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Anne Frank upside down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580366)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580489)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: Exciting lavender casino sound barrier

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581499)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Talented hyperventilating forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610042)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Charismatic splenetic codepig principal's office

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931277)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: walnut temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781949)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: trip church building marketing idea

*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Crusoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580331)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: fishy piazza bbw

If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TMF)-----Don Quixote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580337)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This is funny -- I refuse to believe you could be this witty here and that dumb everywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580348)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:22 PM
Author: fishy piazza bbw

My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580386)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580395)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Carmine cuck cuckold

i think it is five alive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580535)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580544)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: Carmine cuck cuckold

I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and she is intelligent. this naturally leads us to fiver and possibly h.ryder if you believe they are not the same person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580642)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: fishy piazza bbw

I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't have another moniker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580712)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581183)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: red center

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: Carmine cuck cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582657)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: red center

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580380)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: spectacular irate site

This one is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: Claret ceo orchestra pit

WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: red center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *best* burger, buys a whore but is too beta to pwn that cunnus, almost has *BAM* with his teacher but says "no homo", later cheers the fuck up after spending some time with his hot sister

(The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580354)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: opaque dashing hominid macaca

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580373)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:19 AM
Author: Mustard french chef base

rofl ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585628)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: walnut temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782083)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: bonkers confused alpha

lol.

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#17606572)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: red center

did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? [The Diary of Anne Frank]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580374)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: bateful ruby place of business

oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581481)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:21 AM
Author: contagious emerald weed whacker area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586673)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Frum stage

*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then gets brutally GAPED by gross old bald man* (Blood Meridian).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580376)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: angry menage laser beams

quite good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Frum stage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Claret ceo orchestra pit

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remus: His Songs and His Sayings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580378)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: angry menage laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580993)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: Stimulating box office

i came here to post this, except for [Othello]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: dark property

dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with new man, kills self (anna karenina)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580389)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Claret ceo orchestra pit

1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of Mirth]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580390)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Coiffed bat shit crazy famous landscape painting

killself. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582272)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat

my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan and he's like a little darker than my dad was and it's kinda bugging me but i dunno what to do about it so i'll just poast for a while and figure it out hopefully [Scatlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:31 PM
Author: flushed drunken theatre headpube

SEVERELY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580393)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Tan slippery masturbator lay

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580506)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580509)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582120)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Aromatic disturbing library boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581370)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582124)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: cordovan lettuce

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581597)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582137)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Brilliant stead deer antler

Lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582210)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: vibrant potus quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582246)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: glassy field

fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588196)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:54 AM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805081)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:11 AM
Author: bright irradiated tanning salon

rofl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805112)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 6:36 AM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house

bump for a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315261)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: dark property

models n bottles (great gatsby)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580397)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: red center

1 Fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580419)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: Misanthropic Rehab

grossly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928898)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Claret ceo orchestra pit

whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580398)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: amethyst up-to-no-good institution hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581623)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: cordovan lettuce

r u d e but lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581647)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Stimulating box office

this is a natural 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582643)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: Laughsome Bespoke State Chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584876)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: red center

Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic Verses]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580403)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: angry menage laser beams

lol, EXCELLENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581005)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: adventurous demanding location

LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580404)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Massive dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580417)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580420)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: galvanic trump supporter

"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580406)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 4:59 AM
Author: scarlet zippy house

Native Son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629942)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Claret ceo orchestra pit

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580413)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: red center

chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580432)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: shimmering organic girlfriend

subtle mormon trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580457)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: fishy piazza bbw

tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580434)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: red center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580443)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: cordovan lettuce

HAHAHAHAHA

he said he started reading that the morning before we first met :3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

sup

(Gravity's Rainbow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580435)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:12 AM
Author: Coral thirsty brethren space

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586114)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat

2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Push...aka Precious]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580436)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: spectacular irate site

You left out "objective 2", but still well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580570)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Killself? [The Heart of the Matter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580440)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria

Lolita [Lolita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580444)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: Claret ceo orchestra pit

Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: red center

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580479)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: angry menage laser beams

Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581019)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: red center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581421)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Exciting lavender casino sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581518)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat

new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel whokebe fellow? [Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580466)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: red center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580492)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Exciting lavender casino sound barrier

fucking solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: vibrant potus quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582262)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: Stimulating box office

the best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582665)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:14 AM
Author: bright irradiated tanning salon

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805119)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:58 PM
Author: Motley deep university gay wizard

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002714)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: fighting wonderful ticket booth

re180d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836976)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus

(Portnoy's Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580448)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:36 AM
Author: Flatulent national wrinkle

nice dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586706)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: red center

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580487)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Carmine cuck cuckold

170 (-8 for fucking up the title)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580560)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D)

[Confederacy of Dunces]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580462)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: spectacular irate site

Deserving of praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588834)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: dark property

girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germinal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580468)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: glassy field

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588206)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: Claret ceo orchestra pit

me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers Karamazov]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580471)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nighttime office

lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby]

BAM! You find your perfect woman but have no dick [Sun Also Rises]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: dark property

lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580497)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL

after an eternity of getting chewed by Satan, you give up, start losing hope

(The Divine Comedy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580498)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

literal LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580528)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat

went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comedy]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580505)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

*penis high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580516)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat

*down lo...uhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN

[Lord of the Flies]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580511)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: appetizing vermilion persian tank

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584853)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580515)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: cordovan lettuce

lol i love this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581593)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:09 AM
Author: Talented hyperventilating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610117)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: walnut temple

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782100)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: cordovan lettuce

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581595)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: red center

IN at Cornell [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: spectacular irate site

Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588845)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Frum stage

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589662)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what does this mean

[a tale of two cities]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580545)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: adventurous demanding location

ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580547)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: spectacular irate site

Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transformed into a H

UMMINGBIRD HAWK MOTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580549)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580585)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

new skadden associate taking questions

[1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580554)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580559)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chances at revenge?

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580555)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: red center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580569)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: dark property

no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom made me take piano lessons (BPM)

(the joy luck club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: Stimulating box office

this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582693)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: bonkers confused alpha

guy pisses in girl at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: red center

Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580579)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess race?

[The Raven]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580589)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: dark property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580593)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

6'2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: spectacular irate site

*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580591)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

many points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580608)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Claret ceo orchestra pit

Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [Pride & Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580598)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: milky hilarious school juggernaut

ITT: Posters who remember the PR days.

[100 Years of Solitude]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580607)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: Claret ceo orchestra pit

C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac McGee]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580609)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: spectacular irate site

PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580613)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling round eye

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582482)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [White Fang]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580640)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: Pungent rough-skinned market jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14018205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

u suck my cock, boy

[The Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580653)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat

Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questions about my 180 life

[a day in the life of ivan denisovich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580654)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: red center

Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s

[Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580660)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: red center

Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580674)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: Floppy set yarmulke

My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil)---> The Sun Also Rises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580675)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: vigorous voyeur

ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580703)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: appetizing vermilion persian tank

lo fucking l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584873)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

u mad

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness

lololol. Fucking underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF)

[the tailor of panama]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580716)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon

Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6

[Pride and Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580724)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: red center

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580924)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: racy incel senate

this was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581339)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Garnet native community account

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582254)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: histrionic station black woman

excellent and accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584941)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

Ding! Le fag

[The Hunchback of Notre Dame]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580727)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: fishy piazza bbw

I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the mail [Great Expectations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: red center

LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580936)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon

A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the world

[The Lord of the Rings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Floppy set yarmulke

I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her home. I take my Benchmade 710 knife and slowly make 36 cuts throughout her body. Then I proceed to fuck each and every little slit I've made, making sure to drop a little jizz in each hole. I then suck the miniature love mounds on her titless chest, ending by chewing off each nipple and eating them raw. Then I grab her by the hair and swing her around in a circle over my head until she flies through the air until her hair detaches from her head. I stomp her repeatedly, making sure to lick each tear that dribbles down her pink little face. I then have her suck me off and jizz in her left eye. After which, I gouge out that eye with my knife, slice it in half, feed her one half and eat the other, forcing her to watch as I consume it. Then I skullfuck her eye socket. Afterwards, I let forth a stream of halo-yellow urine onto her right eye while I consume a liter of water. I do this until her blue eye turns an emerald green. Afterwards, I tear off her little panties and enter the little cunt making sure I use the large end of a baseball bat to properly loosen everything up since it will be so very tight. As I'm fucking her, i will make an incision into her stomach and dig through so that I can see my own penis while i'm fucking her. Then I will make her bite the pillow as I sodomize her with a live rattlesnake. When I'm done, I'll have her face the wall and smash her face in with my size 15 boot. I will then rape and sodomize her dead corpse before I cut her up and throw pieces of her to the lions at the zoo. I like the zoo. (Sonic Youth)-------------------------------> Native Son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580751)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: French heaven

ty

*BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581557)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: erotic foreskin

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588350)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: slap-happy crimson theater stage idea he suggested

severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588843)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580784)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: angry menage laser beams

LOL @ this flame [New testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581069)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:15 PM
Author: Garnet native community account

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582403)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: red center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586694)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Cracking citrine crackhouse coffee pot

Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581169)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Cracking citrine crackhouse coffee pot

Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Cracking citrine crackhouse coffee pot

Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581184)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: red center

Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him into creek [Treasure Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581251)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored point

The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER of the Narcissus [The Nigger of the Narcissus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581309)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: yapping personal credit line

wgwag [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581312)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: red center

Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Lover]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: red center

Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581477)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581520)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: red center

Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: red center

Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: Diverse Mad-dog Skullcap

It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It was a time of nigger threads; it was a time of racial harmony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581512)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: red center

So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581514)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: red center

Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581517)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Big ruddy plaza

tfyt.

BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: red center

LOL, nice! tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589708)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: red center

Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581529)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon

no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581562)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: French heaven

TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: red center

15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581578)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: French heaven

man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasional asshole [tropic of cancer]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581582)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: red center

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater. [Remembrance of Things Past]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581594)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805085)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: red center

There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

decided not to do a copycat today at hastings

[deadeye dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: cordovan lettuce

cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do you think will happen if ppl find out. (BPM) --> The Scarlet Letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581644)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: red center

LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581661)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:11 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581806)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:50 PM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583362)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: cordovan lettuce

not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Rye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:12 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581813)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:50 PM
Author: Pontificating Sooty Kitchen Athletic Conference

i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795726)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Sepia Digit Ratio Whorehouse

BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582145)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained Theater

i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will give the bothereds of this world models and bottles. my beta son will put you in BIGDEBT that you must pay. i BAM! you not. [bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582148)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:51 PM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583368)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them individually. mad respect, xo, where would I be without you all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582150)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: amethyst up-to-no-good institution hissy fit

Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealous at how creative everyone is. Well done xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582282)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: odious white hell

:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582232)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: purple comical double fault karate

tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837249)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Garnet native community account

*GASSES THREAD*

[Schindler's List]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582267)



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Date: February 5th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: crusty yellow church

i LOLed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14019959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: thriller genital piercing

1. Murder rich old hag.

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

(Crime and Punishment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582308)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring corner

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582382)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: spectacular irate site

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584603)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: Pontificating Sooty Kitchen Athletic Conference

well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584859)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: umber nursing home turdskin

pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern minnesota and combats the corrupting influences of a rogue's gallery of message board posters as he makes his way to the celestial city of new york (Pilgrim's Progress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582351)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a.

(down and out in paris and london)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: pearl ratface

*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cunnus. Makes fun of short beta losers who can't get women and whine incessantly. (Brave New World)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582399)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

titc alpha-beta joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: Elite Sanctuary Kitty Cat

deferred associates congregate ITT

[the boxcar children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582415)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587693)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: maize national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012108)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: jade elastic band

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: Rebellious new version

ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: angry menage laser beams

quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraulations [the call of the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582490)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: angry menage laser beams

need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human bondage]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582499)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: Stirring orange becky stain

Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling round eye

I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [Blue Smoke] (Their Eyes were Watching God)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582574)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:52 PM
Author: cordovan lettuce

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583379)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587697)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:20 PM
Author: ocher mental disorder

shit...hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012237)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: mahogany doctorate

I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Shrugged)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582587)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: odious white hell

tl;dr (War and Peace)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582592)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Pontificating Sooty Kitchen Athletic Conference

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584867)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: buck-toothed glittery parlour

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599877)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: Stimulating box office

WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG

[The King and I]

Men suck (1xx pounds of fat chick) [The Vagina Monologues]

BAM! You tell successful joke and then come to XO to talk about it [A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582628)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling round eye

Poors, lol [The Jungle]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness

HTH (Faust)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582739)



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Date: July 10th, 2011 3:30 AM
Author: marvelous candlestick maker prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18466187)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling round eye

Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582764)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: histrionic station black woman

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585013)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling round eye

ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585057)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness

REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582774)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness

stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Frum stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589683)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness

ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story of O)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582815)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:13 PM
Author: Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583017)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: mahogany doctorate

Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582871)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Filthy gaming laptop

Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582985)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: Saffron dilemma

Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584424)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: spectacular irate site

Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584594)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: appetizing vermilion persian tank

OCI 2009

[And Then There Were None]

(a.k.a.: Ten Little Niggers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584910)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abode death wish

OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13613470)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 AM
Author: Unhinged degenerate

RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584918)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: appetizing vermilion persian tank

My job hunt [The Neverending Story]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: appetizing vermilion persian tank

My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584924)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: Laughsome Bespoke State Chad

lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584925)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling round eye

Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584998)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling round eye

Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585009)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:46 AM
Author: Painfully honest boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586808)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: Lake milk faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588296)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: buck-toothed glittery parlour

BURN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599883)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Laughsome Bespoke State Chad

law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585010)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:32 AM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

some people are interpreting the term "literary classic" pretty broadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586797)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling round eye

Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585031)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: Pontificating Sooty Kitchen Athletic Conference

My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fern Grows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585036)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:17 AM
Author: razzmatazz pit

Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585605)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:20 AM
Author: wine gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585639)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:19 AM
Author: red center

Me liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586668)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Smoky Scourge Upon The Earth Dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610173)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:26 AM
Author: Mustard french chef base

couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood, guess race [ huck finn ]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585697)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:42 AM
Author: Twinkling provocative home legal warrant

One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both trying to kill me; I-bankers are lining up to bang my wife. (The Odyssey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586370)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: Chestnut really tough guy haunted graveyard

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587500)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: red center

*claps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599856)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: red center

pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586659)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: boyish shrine puppy

I liked this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588249)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: Mustard french chef base

How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586699)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: Flatulent national wrinkle

The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586702)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 6:58 AM
Author: angry menage laser beams

*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586776)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: Chestnut really tough guy haunted graveyard

*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587507)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: red center

*Dies there* [Nostromo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589657)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: vigorous voyeur

*Is an Asian*

*Furiously writes violent fantasies*

(The Art of War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587712)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: vigorous voyeur

Can a law degree help me get into FBI?

(Sherlock Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587718)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: vigorous voyeur

ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism

(Communist Manifesto)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587738)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: red center

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587735)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: vigorous voyeur

wgwag

(wild gorillas with asian guy)

(The Jungle Book)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: vigorous voyeur

man beheads wife. guess religion?

(arabian nights)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587748)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and a future [Many XOXO women] (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587770)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: cerebral brunch

A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587795)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Lake milk faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588316)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: bossy salmon spot

Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husband with alpha, taking q's [The Awakening]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587855)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: supple chapel

Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (Bonfire of the Vanities)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588024)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:32 AM
Author: Lake milk faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628311)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: glassy field

this is worth saving; brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588175)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: red center

Glad people are enjoying the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: glassy field

whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588224)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: spectacular irate site

Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588241)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: angry menage laser beams

you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (estrada) [the unnameable]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588323)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: Lake milk faggotry

wmtp taking questions (the analects)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588326)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: angry menage laser beams

Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [bartleby the scrivener]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588334)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: cerebral brunch

My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fell down and broke my face, now I'm in AA though (Confessions of St. Augustine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588486)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: fighting wonderful ticket booth

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837014)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy blood rage bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588698)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: avocado aphrodisiac trailer park

To be fair,

"SUMMON: C+C (bothered)"

[The Old Man and the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588711)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: insanely creepy blood rage bawdyhouse

Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [The Virgin Suicides]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588724)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: red center

How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship? [David Copperfield]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589690)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:46 PM
Author: Frum stage

"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues. Blue Smoke cooks them dinner" - Sound and the Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: red center

Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589736)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Frum stage

"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw ITE? (ShockDoctrine, Estrada, Earl, Carbozo, depressedsad,V-17 troll, Dr. Science, rape101, etc.)" - The Grapes of Wrath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: red center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589791)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:47 PM
Author: spectacular irate site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592493)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:48 PM
Author: spectacular irate site

Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw position [link to dubious craigslist ad]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592501)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: razzle infuriating lodge

This is fucking awesome. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13600100)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: purple comical double fault karate

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837282)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: stubborn costumed resort goyim

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589921)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: cerebral brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591436)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Floppy set yarmulke

Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightbeiant)----> Madame Bovary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591503)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:45 PM
Author: red center

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592479)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 PM
Author: red center

How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune? [Hamlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592532)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: glassy field

fucking brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13631092)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: bull headed den pocket flask

NICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805856)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: sexy impressive water buffalo

Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and aspie virgins?- the sound and the fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599969)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: carnelian exhilarant cruise ship pozpig

Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Peloponesian War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599994)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: titillating love of her life

Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box)

[Catcher in the Rye]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607032)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610139)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Pink Frisky Feces Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628831)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:51 AM
Author: navy lascivious depressive meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630124)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: cordovan lettuce

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795688)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: haunting multi-billionaire indian lodge

*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve life standing with law school.* (Candide)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607131)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Sepia Digit Ratio Whorehouse

BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607144)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 12:56 AM
Author: Mentally impaired dull old irish cottage range

YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors?

(A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610015)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:33 AM
Author: fragrant address

BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restaurant. how to bang? (without tipping)

[god of small things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628994)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle giraffe hospital

Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629344)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:01 AM
Author: misunderstood dog poop

Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job.

[The Road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630066)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:08 PM
Author: maize national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012155)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling associate party of the first part

classic bumpage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002288)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: vivacious fortuitous meteor filthpig

you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find (Siddhartha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002522)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: plum curious public bath factory reset button

Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002685)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 11:01 AM
Author: heady gold police squad

Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929307)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: maize national security agency

I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a doctor (BooR) (The Unbearable Lightness of Being)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012114)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Arousing Swollen Ape

So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for some caroling [Little Women]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14014017)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: navy lascivious depressive meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795661)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: rusted concupiscible azn parlor

Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no layoffs [Darkness at Noon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795990)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 5:16 PM
Author: Passionate mediation fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526898)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: indigo alcoholic boiling water

BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796044)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: hairraiser hall twinkling uncleanness

Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Falling on Cedars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796105)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:37 AM
Author: dead useless brakes gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928832)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: brindle mischievous locale

Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928846)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:59 AM
Author: dead useless brakes gas station

sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928852)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:09 AM
Author: 180 toilet seat

Obama critics are racist. [1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928859)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: Misanthropic Rehab

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928900)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:04 AM
Author: Spruce insane business firm mood

d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens.

(Ulysses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929071)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Electric pisswyrm cumskin

you're doing it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929079)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Mewling Garrison

My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929078)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Mewling Garrison

Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929080)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:45 PM
Author:  locus pervert

Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On Walden Pond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931271)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sapphire striped hyena reading party

Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of poors (Dune)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931297)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: Charismatic splenetic codepig principal's office

Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931321)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Charismatic splenetic codepig principal's office

Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931334)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:02 PM
Author: milky hilarious school juggernaut

Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathematica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931393)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: milky hilarious school juggernaut

Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Night]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931415)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: Charismatic splenetic codepig principal's office

Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) --New Testament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931471)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: Pontificating Sooty Kitchen Athletic Conference

just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Farewell to Arms)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931565)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Sienna preventive strike kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526673)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:12 PM
Author: jade elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781943)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:17 PM
Author:  generalized bond

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781980)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author:  generalized bond

lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781994)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author:  generalized bond

askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar khayyam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782012)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author:  Sex Offender Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782326)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author:  generalized bond

twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782041)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author:  generalized bond

i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride and prejudice)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782080)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:45 PM
Author:  shitlib

Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782153)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author:  generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836941)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: fighting wonderful ticket booth

That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837053)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:00 AM
Author: spectacular irate site

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315333)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:11 PM
Author: fighting wonderful ticket booth

Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet Letter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837093)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:12 PM
Author: fighting wonderful ticket booth

You are all apes [The Origin of Species]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837101)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: fighting wonderful ticket booth

Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837104)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: fighting wonderful ticket booth

I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837108)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:14 PM
Author: fighting wonderful ticket booth

Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837114)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author:  jewess

Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837254)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: purple comical double fault karate

lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how many messages until I ask him out? [revolutionary road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837327)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:16 AM
Author: Mauve vengeful stag film

USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315362)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:20 AM
Author: Mauve vengeful stag film

Libtards, why u no mad they killed you?

(Cry the Beloved Country)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315366)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 9:01 AM
Author: brindle mischievous locale

AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Paradise Lost]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315469)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author:  Medicated Immigrant

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457262)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Mauve vengeful stag film

Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457298)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:33 AM
Author: hairless stage halford

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457664)