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ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts

I'll start. LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty siste...
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane...
Aromatic Drunken Base
  12/17/09
I laughed.
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Ann...
Glittery home generalized bond
  12/17/09
ROFL
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
excellent
spruce cerebral scourge upon the earth pistol
  12/17/09
180
Underhanded Domesticated Shrine
  12/21/09
awesome.
Razzmatazz Sticky Puppy Factory Reset Button
  08/31/10
180
Sienna Splenetic Location Mood
  12/11/10
*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Cruso...
Offensive stimulating main people incel
  12/17/09
If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TM...
Overrated New Version
  12/17/09
How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This i...
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good
Overrated New Version
  12/17/09
*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
i think it is five alive!
Haunting locale
  12/17/09
that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and...
Haunting locale
  12/17/09
I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't ha...
Overrated New Version
  12/17/09
*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
...
Haunting locale
  12/17/09
175
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
This one is great.
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/18/09
WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]
Aromatic Drunken Base
  12/17/09
180
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *b...
Glittery home generalized bond
  12/17/09
i laffed
Free-loading cruise ship
  12/17/09
rofl ty
Marvelous faggotry meetinghouse
  12/18/09
180
Sienna Splenetic Location Mood
  12/11/10
lol. 180.
Multi-colored Yapping Dopamine
  03/25/11
did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? ...
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
oh my
Crystalline Vibrant Place Of Business
  12/17/09
...
Razzle dun black woman
  12/18/09
*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then g...
Comical Gay Wizard Stead
  12/17/09
quite good
Magenta dead partner juggernaut
  12/17/09
ty
Comical Gay Wizard Stead
  12/17/09
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remu...
Aromatic Drunken Base
  12/17/09
180
Magenta dead partner juggernaut
  12/17/09
i came here to post this, except for [Othello]
learning disabled pink travel guidebook
  12/17/09
dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with ne...
cordovan wagecucks
  12/17/09
1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of ...
Aromatic Drunken Base
  12/17/09
killself. hth
vigorous national security agency native
  12/17/09
my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan...
Henna Chapel
  12/17/09
SEVERELY underrated
Jade chad
  12/18/09
Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
lol
drab provocative station
  12/17/09
i like this
Henna Chapel
  12/17/09
means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
180
Medicated parlour
  12/17/09
ty
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
excellent
Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor
  12/17/09
ty
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
Lulz
smoky range
  12/17/09
180
Judgmental adventurous church building
  12/17/09
fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous o...
arousing doobsian space weed whacker
  12/18/09
180
Glittery home generalized bond
  01/14/10
rofl!
sexy canary field athletic conference
  01/14/10
bump for a 180
Ungodly pervert blood rage
  06/22/11
models n bottles (great gatsby)
cordovan wagecucks
  12/17/09
1 Fucking 80
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
grossly underrated
Soul-stirring Aqua Electric Furnace Useless Brakes
  08/31/10
whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]
Aromatic Drunken Base
  12/17/09
LOLOLOL
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
lol
Fluffy grizzly hell
  12/17/09
r u d e but lol
Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor
  12/17/09
this is a natural 180
learning disabled pink travel guidebook
  12/17/09
180
duck-like double fault pozpig
  12/18/09
Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic ...
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
lol, EXCELLENT
Magenta dead partner juggernaut
  12/17/09
LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Te...
odious area
  12/17/09
...
Coral bearded gas station
  12/17/09
nice
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."...
Navy out-of-control theatre
  12/17/09
Native Son?
crimson thriller wrinkle
  12/23/09
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]
Aromatic Drunken Base
  12/17/09
chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
subtle mormon trolling
Charismatic mischievous lay prole
  12/17/09
tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita
Overrated New Version
  12/17/09
180
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
HAHAHAHAHA he said he started reading that the morning be...
Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor
  12/17/09
sup (Gravity's Rainbow)
Glittery home generalized bond
  12/17/09
I loled
erotic brunch dragon
  12/18/09
2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Pus...
Henna Chapel
  12/17/09
You left out "objective 2", but still well done
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/17/09
Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Kil...
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
Lolita [Lolita]
purple razzle-dazzle den toaster
  12/17/09
Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Pict...
Aromatic Drunken Base
  12/17/09
Well done.
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian...
Magenta dead partner juggernaut
  12/17/09
180
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
...
spruce cerebral scourge upon the earth pistol
  12/17/09
new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel w...
Henna Chapel
  12/17/09
180
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
180
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
fucking solid
spruce cerebral scourge upon the earth pistol
  12/17/09
180
Judgmental adventurous church building
  12/17/09
the best one so far
learning disabled pink travel guidebook
  12/17/09
titcr
sexy canary field athletic conference
  01/14/10
outstanding
hairraiser hall
  02/03/10
re180d
laughsome elastic band yarmulke
  12/17/10
Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus (Portnoy's Co...
Glittery home generalized bond
  12/17/09
nice dood
titillating rambunctious corn cake
  12/18/09
:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
177
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
170 (-8 for fucking up the title)
Haunting locale
  12/17/09
Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D) [Confeder...
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
Deserving of praise.
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/18/09
girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germ...
cordovan wagecucks
  12/17/09
nice
arousing doobsian space weed whacker
  12/18/09
me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers ...
Aromatic Drunken Base
  12/17/09
lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby] BAM! You find your per...
Ebony excitant point persian
  12/17/09
lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)
cordovan wagecucks
  12/17/09
lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL after...
Glittery home generalized bond
  12/17/09
literal LOL
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comed...
Henna Chapel
  12/17/09
*penis high five*
Glittery home generalized bond
  12/17/09
*down lo...uhhhhh
Henna Chapel
  12/17/09
LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN [Lord o...
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
underrated
Vermilion theater messiness
  12/18/09
will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
lol i love this one
Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor
  12/17/09
...
Underhanded Domesticated Shrine
  12/21/09
tyty
Sienna Splenetic Location Mood
  12/11/10
taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
tyty
Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor
  12/17/09
IN at Cornell [Catch-22]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/18/09
awesome.
Comical Gay Wizard Stead
  12/18/09
saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what ...
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]
odious area
  12/17/09
Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transfo...
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/17/09
180
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
new skadden associate taking questions [1984]
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
lulz
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chan...
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
180
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden...
cordovan wagecucks
  12/17/09
sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom m...
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understan...
learning disabled pink travel guidebook
  12/17/09
guy pisses in girl at night?
Multi-colored Yapping Dopamine
  12/18/09
Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess ra...
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
lol
cordovan wagecucks
  12/17/09
6'2"
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/17/09
many points
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [...
Aromatic Drunken Base
  12/17/09
ITT: Posters who remember the PR days. [100 Years of Soli...
disgusting thirsty rigor bawdyhouse
  12/17/09
C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac...
Aromatic Drunken Base
  12/17/09
PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/17/09
underrated
lavender supple lodge
  12/17/09
wow
sinister potus site
  12/18/09
Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [Whit...
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
lol
amber slimy whorehouse becky
  02/04/10
u suck my cock, boy [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questi...
Henna Chapel
  12/17/09
Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s [Heart of Dar...
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil...
Fuchsia bateful crotch
  12/17/09
ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)
azure abode
  12/17/09
lo fucking l
Vermilion theater messiness
  12/18/09
u mad [The Count of Monte Cristo]
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
lololol. Fucking underrated.
Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal
  12/17/09
Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF) [th...
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6 [Pride and Pr...
Stirring primrose headpube
  12/17/09
179
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
this was good
twinkling international law enforcement agency
  12/17/09
lmao
Pearl mental disorder
  12/17/09
excellent and accurate
Gaped insane tank
  12/18/09
Ding! Le fag [The Hunchback of Notre Dame]
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the ...
Overrated New Version
  12/17/09
LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the wo...
Stirring primrose headpube
  12/17/09
I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her ho...
Fuchsia bateful crotch
  12/17/09
ty *BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*
aphrodisiac angry really tough guy
  12/17/09
18000000000000000
rough-skinned office
  12/18/09
severely underrated
exhilarant brindle trailer park
  12/18/09
I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
LOL @ this flame [New testament]
Magenta dead partner juggernaut
  12/17/09
underrated
Pearl mental disorder
  12/17/09
180
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty...
onyx pontificating theater stage
  12/17/09
Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]
onyx pontificating theater stage
  12/17/09
Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]
onyx pontificating theater stage
  12/17/09
Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him int...
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ...
electric beta step-uncle's house gaping
  12/17/09
wgwag [Moby Dick]
brass mother
  12/17/09
Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Love...
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
i like it
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It wa...
Green beady-eyed crackhouse cuckold
  12/17/09
So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
tfyt. BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?
abusive garrison masturbator
  12/18/09
LOL, nice! tytyty
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]
Stirring primrose headpube
  12/17/09
TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]
aphrodisiac angry really tough guy
  12/17/09
15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasion...
aphrodisiac angry really tough guy
  12/17/09
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here
Glittery home generalized bond
  01/14/10
There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
decided not to do a copycat today at hastings [deadeye di...
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do y...
Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor
  12/17/09
LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/17/09
180
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
ty
Glittery home generalized bond
  12/17/09
not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Ry...
Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor
  12/17/09
Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)
Elite slippery kitty
  12/17/09
i like
maroon nubile philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  04/22/10
BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)
racy mustard school love of her life
  12/17/09
i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will giv...
puce vivacious keepsake machete piazza
  12/17/09
ty
Glittery home generalized bond
  12/17/09
I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them in...
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  12/17/09
Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealou...
Fluffy grizzly hell
  12/17/09
:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)
Violet very tactful old irish cottage rehab
  12/17/09
tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL
clear doctorate liquid oxygen
  12/17/10
*GASSES THREAD* [Schindler's List]
Pearl mental disorder
  12/17/09
i LOLed.
topaz spot knife
  02/05/10
1. Murder rich old hag. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT! (Crime and...
Tan property
  12/17/09
nice
curious windowlicker tattoo
  12/17/09
like it
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/18/09
well played
maroon nubile philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  12/18/09
pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern min...
boyish jew
  12/17/09
taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a. (dow...
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cun...
Appetizing pit
  12/17/09
titc alpha-beta joke
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
deferred associates congregate ITT [the boxcar children]
Henna Chapel
  12/17/09
vn
sinister potus site
  12/18/09
180
Aquamarine kitchen
  02/04/10
nice
bat-shit-crazy cracking tanning salon foreskin
  12/11/10
ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]
gay irate rigpig french chef
  12/17/09
quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraul...
Magenta dead partner juggernaut
  12/17/09
need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human b...
Magenta dead partner juggernaut
  12/17/09
Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the...
Startled Spectacular Dilemma Multi-billionaire
  12/17/09
I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [B...
lavender supple lodge
  12/17/09
LOL
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/17/09
holy shit lol
Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor
  12/17/09
!
sinister potus site
  12/18/09
shit...hilarious.
concupiscible church quadroon
  02/04/10
I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Sh...
Passionate resort
  12/17/09
tl;dr (War and Peace)
Violet very tactful old irish cottage rehab
  12/17/09
underrated
maroon nubile philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  12/18/09
nice
amethyst fragrant antidepressant drug azn
  12/19/09
WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG ...
learning disabled pink travel guidebook
  12/17/09
Poors, lol [The Jungle]
lavender supple lodge
  12/17/09
HTH (Faust)
Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal
  12/17/09
...
talking internet-worthy business firm
  07/10/11
Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]
lavender supple lodge
  12/17/09
nice
Gaped insane tank
  12/18/09
ty ty.
lavender supple lodge
  12/18/09
REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)
Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal
  12/17/09
stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)
Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal
  12/17/09
nice
Glittery home generalized bond
  12/17/09
lol
Comical Gay Wizard Stead
  12/18/09
ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story ...
Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal
  12/17/09
LOL
Stirring primrose headpube
  12/17/09
Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)
Passionate resort
  12/17/09
Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz
sadistic corner therapy
  12/17/09
Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]
Fear-inspiring roommate preventive strike
  12/18/09
Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/18/09
OCI 2009 [And Then There Were None] (a.k.a.: Ten Litt...
Vermilion theater messiness
  12/18/09
OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)
180 Chocolate Immigrant Address
  12/21/09
RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]
chartreuse set famous landscape painting
  12/18/09
My job hunt [The Neverending Story]
Vermilion theater messiness
  12/18/09
My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]
Vermilion theater messiness
  12/18/09
lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [...
duck-like double fault pozpig
  12/18/09
Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]
lavender supple lodge
  12/18/09
Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]
lavender supple lodge
  12/18/09
lol
Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal
  12/18/09
180
dashing giraffe deer antler
  12/18/09
BURN
amethyst fragrant antidepressant drug azn
  12/19/09
law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]
duck-like double fault pozpig
  12/18/09
some people are interpreting the term "literary classic...
Glittery home generalized bond
  12/18/09
Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]
lavender supple lodge
  12/18/09
My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fer...
maroon nubile philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  12/18/09
Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]
jet trust fund trump supporter
  12/18/09
...
Light kink-friendly university internal respiration
  12/18/09
Me liked.
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
lol
Stirring primrose headpube
  12/21/09
couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood...
Marvelous faggotry meetinghouse
  12/18/09
One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both tryi...
nofapping national
  12/18/09
tytyty
big ruby cuck parlor
  12/18/09
*claps*
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/19/09
pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
I liked this
floppy lilac locus
  12/18/09
How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]
Marvelous faggotry meetinghouse
  12/18/09
The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]
titillating rambunctious corn cake
  12/18/09
*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]
Magenta dead partner juggernaut
  12/18/09
*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]
big ruby cuck parlor
  12/18/09
*Dies there* [Nostromo]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
*Is an Asian* *Furiously writes violent fantasies* (Th...
azure abode
  12/18/09
Can a law degree help me get into FBI? (Sherlock Holmes)
azure abode
  12/18/09
ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism (Communist M...
azure abode
  12/18/09
vn
sinister potus site
  12/18/09
!!!
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)
sinister potus site
  12/18/09
wgwag (wild gorillas with asian guy) (The Jungle Book)
azure abode
  12/18/09
man beheads wife. guess religion? (arabian nights)
azure abode
  12/18/09
I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and ...
sinister potus site
  12/18/09
The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice an...
sinister potus site
  12/18/09
A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)
sinister potus site
  12/18/09
lol
dashing giraffe deer antler
  12/18/09
Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husban...
metal umber casino dingle berry
  12/18/09
Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (...
Exciting rose hospital newt
  12/18/09
180
dashing giraffe deer antler
  12/23/09
this is worth saving; brilliant
arousing doobsian space weed whacker
  12/18/09
Glad people are enjoying the thread.
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]
arousing doobsian space weed whacker
  12/18/09
Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/18/09
you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (es...
Magenta dead partner juggernaut
  12/18/09
wmtp taking questions (the analects)
dashing giraffe deer antler
  12/18/09
Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [...
Magenta dead partner juggernaut
  12/18/09
My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fe...
sinister potus site
  12/18/09
ty
laughsome elastic band yarmulke
  12/17/10
...
transparent contagious coldplay fan
  12/18/09
To be fair, "SUMMON: C+C (bothered)" [The Ol...
glassy histrionic market
  12/18/09
Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [Th...
transparent contagious coldplay fan
  12/18/09
How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship...
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues....
Comical Gay Wizard Stead
  12/18/09
Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw...
Comical Gay Wizard Stead
  12/18/09
180
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
lol
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/18/09
Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw po...
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  12/18/09
This is fucking awesome. tytyty
Elite slippery kitty
  12/19/09
awesome
clear doctorate liquid oxygen
  12/17/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=6...
Flesh Pea-brained Affirmative Action Regret
  12/18/09
...
sinister potus site
  12/18/09
Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightb...
Fuchsia bateful crotch
  12/18/09
Well done.
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous ...
galvanic school cafeteria
  12/18/09
fucking brilliant
arousing doobsian space weed whacker
  12/23/09
NICE
Glittery home generalized bond
  01/14/10
Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and as...
Walnut Library Shitlib
  12/19/09
Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Pelo...
Useless public bath associate
  12/19/09
Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box) [Catche...
Disturbing irradiated boiling water state
  12/20/09
...
jet trust fund trump supporter
  12/21/09
180
Sepia party of the first part stag film
  12/23/09
180
Jet-lagged flushed toilet seat forum
  12/23/09
lol
Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor
  04/22/10
*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve...
lascivious bipolar depressive
  12/20/09
BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)
racy mustard school love of her life
  12/20/09
YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors? (A Connecticut...
Talented codepig skinny woman
  12/21/09
BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restauran...
diverse cyan jap senate
  12/23/09
Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]
trip idea he suggested temple
  12/23/09
Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job. [The Road]
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Institution Sex Offender
  12/23/09
180
Aquamarine kitchen
  02/04/10
classic bumpage
sapphire massive heaven round eye
  02/03/10
you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find...
heady mauve boltzmann telephone
  02/03/10
Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the w...
apoplectic laser beams cumskin
  02/03/10
Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.
Plum hominid
  08/31/10
I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a...
Aquamarine kitchen
  02/04/10
So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for ...
opaque bonkers sound barrier principal's office
  02/04/10
...
Jet-lagged flushed toilet seat forum
  04/22/10
Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no lay...
mind-boggling idiot
  04/23/10
180
Avocado box office
  11/11/10
BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo...
Rebellious Stage
  04/23/10
Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Fa...
Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal
  04/23/10
...
genital piercing house
  08/31/10
Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]
pale mexican patrolman
  08/31/10
sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]
genital piercing house
  08/31/10
Obama critics are racist. [1984]
pearly ticket booth legal warrant
  08/31/10
172
Soul-stirring Aqua Electric Furnace Useless Brakes
  08/31/10
d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens. (Uly...
Chrome hairy legs
  08/31/10
you're doing it wrong
alpha
  08/31/10
My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]
ruddy self-centered mediation menage
  08/31/10
Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]
ruddy self-centered mediation menage
  08/31/10
Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On...
Slate Indian Lodge Ceo
  08/31/10
Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of...
seedy cuckoldry stage
  08/31/10
Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)
Razzmatazz Sticky Puppy Factory Reset Button
  08/31/10
Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]
Razzmatazz Sticky Puppy Factory Reset Button
  08/31/10
Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathema...
disgusting thirsty rigor bawdyhouse
  08/31/10
Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Nig...
disgusting thirsty rigor bawdyhouse
  08/31/10
Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) ...
Razzmatazz Sticky Puppy Factory Reset Button
  08/31/10
just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Far...
maroon nubile philosopher-king faggot firefighter
  08/31/10
...
sanctuary bbw
  11/11/10
...
bat-shit-crazy cracking tanning salon foreskin
  12/11/10
tyft
Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop
  12/11/10
lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew...
Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop
  12/11/10
askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar kh...
Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop
  12/11/10
...
impertinent legend
  12/11/10
twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)
Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop
  12/11/10
i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride ...
Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop
  12/11/10
Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]
Bistre sandwich fanboi
  12/11/10
...
Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop
  12/17/10
That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]
laughsome elastic band yarmulke
  12/17/10
like it
Motley poppy orchestra pit
  06/22/11
Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet ...
laughsome elastic band yarmulke
  12/17/10
You are all apes [The Origin of Species]
laughsome elastic band yarmulke
  12/17/10
Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]
laughsome elastic band yarmulke
  12/17/10
I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]
laughsome elastic band yarmulke
  12/17/10
Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]
laughsome elastic band yarmulke
  12/17/10
Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]
fat ankles
  12/17/10
lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how ...
clear doctorate liquid oxygen
  12/17/10
USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)
Deranged Clown
  06/22/11
Libtards, why u no mad they killed you? (Cry the Beloved ...
Deranged Clown
  06/22/11
AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Pa...
pale mexican patrolman
  06/22/11
.
Geriatric coffee pot
  07/09/11
Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)
Deranged Clown
  07/09/11
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)
Carnelian boistinker
  07/09/11


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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:11 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

I'll start.

LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty sister [The Sound and the Fury].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580298)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:14 PM
Author: Aromatic Drunken Base

When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane Eyre]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580319)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580327)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Anne Frank upside down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580366)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580489)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: spruce cerebral scourge upon the earth pistol

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581499)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Underhanded Domesticated Shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610042)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sticky Puppy Factory Reset Button

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931277)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: Sienna Splenetic Location Mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781949)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: Offensive stimulating main people incel

*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Crusoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580331)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: Overrated New Version

If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TMF)-----Don Quixote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580337)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This is funny -- I refuse to believe you could be this witty here and that dumb everywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580348)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:22 PM
Author: Overrated New Version

My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580386)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580395)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Haunting locale

i think it is five alive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580535)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580544)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: Haunting locale

I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and she is intelligent. this naturally leads us to fiver and possibly h.ryder if you believe they are not the same person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580642)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Overrated New Version

I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't have another moniker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580712)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581183)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: Haunting locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582657)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580380)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

This one is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: Aromatic Drunken Base

WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *best* burger, buys a whore but is too beta to pwn that cunnus, almost has *BAM* with his teacher but says "no homo", later cheers the fuck up after spending some time with his hot sister

(The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580354)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: Free-loading cruise ship

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580373)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:19 AM
Author: Marvelous faggotry meetinghouse

rofl ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585628)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: Sienna Splenetic Location Mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782083)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Yapping Dopamine

lol.

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#17606572)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? [The Diary of Anne Frank]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580374)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Crystalline Vibrant Place Of Business

oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581481)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:21 AM
Author: Razzle dun black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586673)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Comical Gay Wizard Stead

*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then gets brutally GAPED by gross old bald man* (Blood Meridian).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580376)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Magenta dead partner juggernaut

quite good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Comical Gay Wizard Stead

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Drunken Base

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remus: His Songs and His Sayings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580378)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Magenta dead partner juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580993)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: learning disabled pink travel guidebook

i came here to post this, except for [Othello]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: cordovan wagecucks

dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with new man, kills self (anna karenina)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580389)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Aromatic Drunken Base

1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of Mirth]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580390)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: vigorous national security agency native

killself. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582272)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Henna Chapel

my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan and he's like a little darker than my dad was and it's kinda bugging me but i dunno what to do about it so i'll just poast for a while and figure it out hopefully [Scatlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:31 PM
Author: Jade chad

SEVERELY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580393)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: drab provocative station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580506)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Henna Chapel

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580509)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582120)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Medicated parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581370)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582124)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581597)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582137)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: smoky range

Lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582210)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Judgmental adventurous church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582246)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: arousing doobsian space weed whacker

fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588196)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:54 AM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805081)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:11 AM
Author: sexy canary field athletic conference

rofl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805112)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 6:36 AM
Author: Ungodly pervert blood rage

bump for a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315261)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: cordovan wagecucks

models n bottles (great gatsby)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580397)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

1 Fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580419)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Aqua Electric Furnace Useless Brakes

grossly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928898)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Drunken Base

whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580398)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Fluffy grizzly hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581623)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor

r u d e but lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581647)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: learning disabled pink travel guidebook

this is a natural 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582643)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: duck-like double fault pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584876)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic Verses]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580403)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: Magenta dead partner juggernaut

lol, EXCELLENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581005)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: odious area

LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580404)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Coral bearded gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580417)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580420)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Navy out-of-control theatre

"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580406)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 4:59 AM
Author: crimson thriller wrinkle

Native Son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629942)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Drunken Base

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580413)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580432)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Charismatic mischievous lay prole

subtle mormon trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580457)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Overrated New Version

tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580434)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580443)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor

HAHAHAHAHA

he said he started reading that the morning before we first met :3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

sup

(Gravity's Rainbow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580435)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:12 AM
Author: erotic brunch dragon

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586114)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: Henna Chapel

2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Push...aka Precious]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580436)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

You left out "objective 2", but still well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580570)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Killself? [The Heart of the Matter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580440)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: purple razzle-dazzle den toaster

Lolita [Lolita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580444)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: Aromatic Drunken Base

Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580479)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Magenta dead partner juggernaut

Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581019)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581421)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: spruce cerebral scourge upon the earth pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581518)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: Henna Chapel

new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel whokebe fellow? [Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580466)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580492)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: spruce cerebral scourge upon the earth pistol

fucking solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Judgmental adventurous church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582262)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: learning disabled pink travel guidebook

the best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582665)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:14 AM
Author: sexy canary field athletic conference

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805119)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:58 PM
Author: hairraiser hall

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002714)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: laughsome elastic band yarmulke

re180d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836976)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus

(Portnoy's Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580448)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:36 AM
Author: titillating rambunctious corn cake

nice dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586706)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580487)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Haunting locale

170 (-8 for fucking up the title)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580560)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D)

[Confederacy of Dunces]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580462)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

Deserving of praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588834)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: cordovan wagecucks

girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germinal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580468)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: arousing doobsian space weed whacker

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588206)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: Aromatic Drunken Base

me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers Karamazov]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580471)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: Ebony excitant point persian

lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby]

BAM! You find your perfect woman but have no dick [Sun Also Rises]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: cordovan wagecucks

lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580497)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL

after an eternity of getting chewed by Satan, you give up, start losing hope

(The Divine Comedy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580498)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

literal LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580528)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Henna Chapel

went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comedy]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580505)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

*penis high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580516)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Henna Chapel

*down lo...uhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN

[Lord of the Flies]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580511)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: Vermilion theater messiness

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584853)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580515)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor

lol i love this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581593)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:09 AM
Author: Underhanded Domesticated Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610117)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: Sienna Splenetic Location Mood

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782100)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581595)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

IN at Cornell [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588845)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Comical Gay Wizard Stead

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589662)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what does this mean

[a tale of two cities]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580545)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: odious area

ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580547)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transformed into a H

UMMINGBIRD HAWK MOTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580549)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580585)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

new skadden associate taking questions

[1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580554)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580559)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chances at revenge?

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580555)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580569)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: cordovan wagecucks

no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom made me take piano lessons (BPM)

(the joy luck club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: learning disabled pink travel guidebook

this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582693)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored Yapping Dopamine

guy pisses in girl at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580579)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess race?

[The Raven]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580589)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: cordovan wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580593)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

6'2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580591)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

many points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580608)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Aromatic Drunken Base

Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [Pride & Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580598)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: disgusting thirsty rigor bawdyhouse

ITT: Posters who remember the PR days.

[100 Years of Solitude]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580607)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: Aromatic Drunken Base

C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac McGee]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580609)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580613)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: lavender supple lodge

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582482)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: sinister potus site

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [White Fang]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580640)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: amber slimy whorehouse becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14018205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:53 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

u suck my cock, boy

[The Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580653)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: Henna Chapel

Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questions about my 180 life

[a day in the life of ivan denisovich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580654)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s

[Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580660)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580674)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia bateful crotch

My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil)---> The Sun Also Rises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580675)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: azure abode

ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580703)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: Vermilion theater messiness

lo fucking l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584873)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

u mad

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal

lololol. Fucking underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF)

[the tailor of panama]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580716)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Stirring primrose headpube

Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6

[Pride and Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580724)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580924)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: twinkling international law enforcement agency

this was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581339)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Pearl mental disorder

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582254)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: Gaped insane tank

excellent and accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584941)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

Ding! Le fag

[The Hunchback of Notre Dame]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580727)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Overrated New Version

I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the mail [Great Expectations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580936)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Stirring primrose headpube

A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the world

[The Lord of the Rings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia bateful crotch

I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her home. I take my Benchmade 710 knife and slowly make 36 cuts throughout her body. Then I proceed to fuck each and every little slit I've made, making sure to drop a little jizz in each hole. I then suck the miniature love mounds on her titless chest, ending by chewing off each nipple and eating them raw. Then I grab her by the hair and swing her around in a circle over my head until she flies through the air until her hair detaches from her head. I stomp her repeatedly, making sure to lick each tear that dribbles down her pink little face. I then have her suck me off and jizz in her left eye. After which, I gouge out that eye with my knife, slice it in half, feed her one half and eat the other, forcing her to watch as I consume it. Then I skullfuck her eye socket. Afterwards, I let forth a stream of halo-yellow urine onto her right eye while I consume a liter of water. I do this until her blue eye turns an emerald green. Afterwards, I tear off her little panties and enter the little cunt making sure I use the large end of a baseball bat to properly loosen everything up since it will be so very tight. As I'm fucking her, i will make an incision into her stomach and dig through so that I can see my own penis while i'm fucking her. Then I will make her bite the pillow as I sodomize her with a live rattlesnake. When I'm done, I'll have her face the wall and smash her face in with my size 15 boot. I will then rape and sodomize her dead corpse before I cut her up and throw pieces of her to the lions at the zoo. I like the zoo. (Sonic Youth)-------------------------------> Native Son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580751)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac angry really tough guy

ty

*BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581557)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: rough-skinned office

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588350)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: exhilarant brindle trailer park

severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588843)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580784)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Magenta dead partner juggernaut

LOL @ this flame [New testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581069)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:15 PM
Author: Pearl mental disorder

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582403)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586694)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: onyx pontificating theater stage

Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581169)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: onyx pontificating theater stage

Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: onyx pontificating theater stage

Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581184)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him into creek [Treasure Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581251)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: electric beta step-uncle's house gaping

The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER of the Narcissus [The Nigger of the Narcissus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581309)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: brass mother

wgwag [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581312)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Lover]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581477)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581520)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: Green beady-eyed crackhouse cuckold

It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It was a time of nigger threads; it was a time of racial harmony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581512)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581514)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581517)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: abusive garrison masturbator

tfyt.

BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

LOL, nice! tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589708)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581529)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Stirring primrose headpube

no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581562)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac angry really tough guy

TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581578)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac angry really tough guy

man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasional asshole [tropic of cancer]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581582)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater. [Remembrance of Things Past]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581594)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805085)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

decided not to do a copycat today at hastings

[deadeye dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor

cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do you think will happen if ppl find out. (BPM) --> The Scarlet Letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581644)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581661)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:11 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581806)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:50 PM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583362)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor

not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Rye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:12 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581813)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:50 PM
Author: maroon nubile philosopher-king faggot firefighter

i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795726)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: racy mustard school love of her life

BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582145)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: puce vivacious keepsake machete piazza

i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will give the bothereds of this world models and bottles. my beta son will put you in BIGDEBT that you must pay. i BAM! you not. [bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582148)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:51 PM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583368)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them individually. mad respect, xo, where would I be without you all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582150)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Fluffy grizzly hell

Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealous at how creative everyone is. Well done xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582282)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Violet very tactful old irish cottage rehab

:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582232)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: clear doctorate liquid oxygen

tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837249)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Pearl mental disorder

*GASSES THREAD*

[Schindler's List]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582267)



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Date: February 5th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: topaz spot knife

i LOLed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14019959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Tan property

1. Murder rich old hag.

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

(Crime and Punishment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582308)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: curious windowlicker tattoo

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582382)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584603)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: maroon nubile philosopher-king faggot firefighter

well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584859)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: boyish jew

pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern minnesota and combats the corrupting influences of a rogue's gallery of message board posters as he makes his way to the celestial city of new york (Pilgrim's Progress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582351)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a.

(down and out in paris and london)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: Appetizing pit

*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cunnus. Makes fun of short beta losers who can't get women and whine incessantly. (Brave New World)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582399)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

titc alpha-beta joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: Henna Chapel

deferred associates congregate ITT

[the boxcar children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582415)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: sinister potus site

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587693)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: Aquamarine kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012108)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cracking tanning salon foreskin

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: gay irate rigpig french chef

ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Magenta dead partner juggernaut

quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraulations [the call of the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582490)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Magenta dead partner juggernaut

need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human bondage]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582499)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: Startled Spectacular Dilemma Multi-billionaire

Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: lavender supple lodge

I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [Blue Smoke] (Their Eyes were Watching God)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582574)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:52 PM
Author: Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583379)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: sinister potus site

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587697)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:20 PM
Author: concupiscible church quadroon

shit...hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012237)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Passionate resort

I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Shrugged)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582587)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: Violet very tactful old irish cottage rehab

tl;dr (War and Peace)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582592)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: maroon nubile philosopher-king faggot firefighter

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584867)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: amethyst fragrant antidepressant drug azn

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599877)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: learning disabled pink travel guidebook

WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG

[The King and I]

Men suck (1xx pounds of fat chick) [The Vagina Monologues]

BAM! You tell successful joke and then come to XO to talk about it [A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582628)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: lavender supple lodge

Poors, lol [The Jungle]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal

HTH (Faust)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582739)



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Date: July 10th, 2011 3:30 AM
Author: talking internet-worthy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18466187)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: lavender supple lodge

Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582764)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Gaped insane tank

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585013)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: lavender supple lodge

ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585057)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal

REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582774)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal

stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Comical Gay Wizard Stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589683)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal

ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story of O)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582815)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:13 PM
Author: Stirring primrose headpube

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583017)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: Passionate resort

Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582871)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: sadistic corner therapy

Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582985)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring roommate preventive strike

Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584424)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584594)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Vermilion theater messiness

OCI 2009

[And Then There Were None]

(a.k.a.: Ten Little Niggers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584910)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: 180 Chocolate Immigrant Address

OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13613470)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 AM
Author: chartreuse set famous landscape painting

RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584918)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: Vermilion theater messiness

My job hunt [The Neverending Story]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: Vermilion theater messiness

My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584924)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: duck-like double fault pozpig

lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584925)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: lavender supple lodge

Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584998)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: lavender supple lodge

Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585009)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:46 AM
Author: Brilliant Stain Son Of Senegal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586808)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: dashing giraffe deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588296)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: amethyst fragrant antidepressant drug azn

BURN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599883)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: duck-like double fault pozpig

law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585010)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:32 AM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

some people are interpreting the term "literary classic" pretty broadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586797)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:02 AM
Author: lavender supple lodge

Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585031)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: maroon nubile philosopher-king faggot firefighter

My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fern Grows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585036)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:17 AM
Author: jet trust fund trump supporter

Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585605)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:20 AM
Author: Light kink-friendly university internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585639)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:19 AM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Me liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586668)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Stirring primrose headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610173)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:26 AM
Author: Marvelous faggotry meetinghouse

couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood, guess race [ huck finn ]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585697)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:42 AM
Author: nofapping national

One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both trying to kill me; I-bankers are lining up to bang my wife. (The Odyssey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586370)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: big ruby cuck parlor

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587500)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

*claps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599856)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586659)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: floppy lilac locus

I liked this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588249)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: Marvelous faggotry meetinghouse

How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586699)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: titillating rambunctious corn cake

The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586702)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 6:58 AM
Author: Magenta dead partner juggernaut

*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586776)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: big ruby cuck parlor

*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587507)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

*Dies there* [Nostromo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589657)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: azure abode

*Is an Asian*

*Furiously writes violent fantasies*

(The Art of War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587712)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: azure abode

Can a law degree help me get into FBI?

(Sherlock Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587718)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: azure abode

ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism

(Communist Manifesto)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: sinister potus site

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587738)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: sinister potus site

You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587735)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: azure abode

wgwag

(wild gorillas with asian guy)

(The Jungle Book)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: azure abode

man beheads wife. guess religion?

(arabian nights)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587748)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: sinister potus site

I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and a future [Many XOXO women] (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587770)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: sinister potus site

The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: sinister potus site

A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587795)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: dashing giraffe deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588316)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: metal umber casino dingle berry

Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husband with alpha, taking q's [The Awakening]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587855)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Exciting rose hospital newt

Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (Bonfire of the Vanities)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588024)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:32 AM
Author: dashing giraffe deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628311)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: arousing doobsian space weed whacker

this is worth saving; brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588175)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Glad people are enjoying the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: arousing doobsian space weed whacker

whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588224)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588241)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Magenta dead partner juggernaut

you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (estrada) [the unnameable]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588323)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: dashing giraffe deer antler

wmtp taking questions (the analects)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588326)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Magenta dead partner juggernaut

Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [bartleby the scrivener]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588334)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: sinister potus site

My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fell down and broke my face, now I'm in AA though (Confessions of St. Augustine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588486)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: laughsome elastic band yarmulke

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837014)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: transparent contagious coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588698)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: glassy histrionic market

To be fair,

"SUMMON: C+C (bothered)"

[The Old Man and the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588711)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: transparent contagious coldplay fan

Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [The Virgin Suicides]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588724)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship? [David Copperfield]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589690)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:46 PM
Author: Comical Gay Wizard Stead

"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues. Blue Smoke cooks them dinner" - Sound and the Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589736)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Comical Gay Wizard Stead

"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw ITE? (ShockDoctrine, Estrada, Earl, Carbozo, depressedsad,V-17 troll, Dr. Science, rape101, etc.)" - The Grapes of Wrath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589791)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:47 PM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592493)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:48 PM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw position [link to dubious craigslist ad]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592501)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Elite slippery kitty

This is fucking awesome. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13600100)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: clear doctorate liquid oxygen

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837282)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Flesh Pea-brained Affirmative Action Regret

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589921)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: sinister potus site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591436)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia bateful crotch

Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightbeiant)----> Madame Bovary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591503)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:45 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592479)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 PM
Author: galvanic school cafeteria

How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune? [Hamlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592532)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: arousing doobsian space weed whacker

fucking brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13631092)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: Glittery home generalized bond

NICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805856)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Walnut Library Shitlib

Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and aspie virgins?- the sound and the fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599969)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: Useless public bath associate

Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Peloponesian War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599994)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Disturbing irradiated boiling water state

Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box)

[Catcher in the Rye]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607032)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: jet trust fund trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610139)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Sepia party of the first part stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628831)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:51 AM
Author: Jet-lagged flushed toilet seat forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630124)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Impressive nursing home fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795688)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: lascivious bipolar depressive

*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve life standing with law school.* (Candide)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607131)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: racy mustard school love of her life

BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607144)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 12:56 AM
Author: Talented codepig skinny woman

YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors?

(A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610015)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:33 AM
Author: diverse cyan jap senate

BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restaurant. how to bang? (without tipping)

[god of small things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628994)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: trip idea he suggested temple

Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629344)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:01 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Institution Sex Offender

Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job.

[The Road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630066)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:08 PM
Author: Aquamarine kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012155)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: sapphire massive heaven round eye

classic bumpage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002288)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: heady mauve boltzmann telephone

you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find (Siddhartha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002522)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: apoplectic laser beams cumskin

Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002685)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 11:01 AM
Author: Plum hominid

Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929307)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine kitchen

I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a doctor (BooR) (The Unbearable Lightness of Being)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012114)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: opaque bonkers sound barrier principal's office

So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for some caroling [Little Women]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14014017)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: Jet-lagged flushed toilet seat forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795661)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling idiot

Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no layoffs [Darkness at Noon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795990)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 5:16 PM
Author: Avocado box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526898)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: Rebellious Stage

BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796044)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Wonderful Plaza Sneaky Criminal

Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Falling on Cedars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796105)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:37 AM
Author:  genital piercing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928832)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: pale mexican patrolman

Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928846)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:59 AM
Author:  genital piercing house

sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928852)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:09 AM
Author: pearly ticket booth legal warrant

Obama critics are racist. [1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928859)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Aqua Electric Furnace Useless Brakes

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928900)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:04 AM
Author: Chrome hairy legs

d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens.

(Ulysses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929071)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author:  alpha

you're doing it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929079)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: ruddy self-centered mediation menage

My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929078)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: ruddy self-centered mediation menage

Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929080)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Slate Indian Lodge Ceo

Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On Walden Pond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931271)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:51 PM
Author:  seedy cuckoldry stage

Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of poors (Dune)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931297)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sticky Puppy Factory Reset Button

Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931321)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sticky Puppy Factory Reset Button

Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931334)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:02 PM
Author: disgusting thirsty rigor bawdyhouse

Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathematica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931393)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: disgusting thirsty rigor bawdyhouse

Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Night]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931415)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sticky Puppy Factory Reset Button

Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) --New Testament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931471)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: maroon nubile philosopher-king faggot firefighter

just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Farewell to Arms)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931565)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author:  sanctuary bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526673)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cracking tanning salon foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781943)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:17 PM
Author: Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781980)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop

lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781994)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author: Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop

askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar khayyam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782012)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: impertinent legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782326)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop

twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782041)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop

i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride and prejudice)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782080)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:45 PM
Author: Bistre sandwich fanboi

Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782153)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: Mahogany Center Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836941)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: laughsome elastic band yarmulke

That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837053)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:00 AM
Author: Motley poppy orchestra pit

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315333)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:11 PM
Author: laughsome elastic band yarmulke

Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet Letter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837093)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:12 PM
Author: laughsome elastic band yarmulke

You are all apes [The Origin of Species]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837101)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: laughsome elastic band yarmulke

Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837104)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: laughsome elastic band yarmulke

I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837108)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:14 PM
Author: laughsome elastic band yarmulke

Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837114)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author:  fat ankles

Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837254)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: clear doctorate liquid oxygen

lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how many messages until I ask him out? [revolutionary road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837327)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:16 AM
Author: Deranged Clown

USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315362)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:20 AM
Author: Deranged Clown

Libtards, why u no mad they killed you?

(Cry the Beloved Country)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315366)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 9:01 AM
Author: pale mexican patrolman

AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Paradise Lost]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315469)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author: Geriatric coffee pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457262)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Deranged Clown

Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457298)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:33 AM
Author: Carnelian boistinker

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457664)