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ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts

I'll start. LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty siste...
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane...
onyx pistol
  12/17/09
I laughed.
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Ann...
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  12/17/09
ROFL
gold senate
  12/17/09
excellent
dark clown french chef
  12/17/09
180
greedy pit corn cake
  12/21/09
awesome.
Passionate Point Legend
  08/31/10
180
razzle-dazzle cobalt gaming laptop
  12/11/10
*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Cruso...
Contagious angry corner
  12/17/09
If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TM...
razzle ebony toilet seat home
  12/17/09
How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This i...
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good
razzle ebony toilet seat home
  12/17/09
*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
i think it is five alive!
light state
  12/17/09
that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and...
light state
  12/17/09
I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't ha...
razzle ebony toilet seat home
  12/17/09
*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
...
light state
  12/17/09
175
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
This one is great.
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/18/09
WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]
onyx pistol
  12/17/09
180
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *b...
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  12/17/09
i laffed
Geriatric stimulating coffee pot stead
  12/17/09
rofl ty
yapping wonderful organic girlfriend
  12/18/09
180
razzle-dazzle cobalt gaming laptop
  12/11/10
lol. 180.
Grizzly Disrespectful Dilemma Place Of Business
  03/25/11
did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? ...
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
oh my
Khaki gas station
  12/17/09
...
marvelous shimmering voyeur
  12/18/09
*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then g...
cowardly hilarious stage
  12/17/09
quite good
tripping elastic band death wish
  12/17/09
ty
cowardly hilarious stage
  12/17/09
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remu...
onyx pistol
  12/17/09
180
tripping elastic band death wish
  12/17/09
i came here to post this, except for [Othello]
clear main people chapel
  12/17/09
dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with ne...
zippy orchid puppy
  12/17/09
1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of ...
onyx pistol
  12/17/09
killself. hth
Comical church building tattoo
  12/17/09
my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan...
Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse
  12/17/09
SEVERELY underrated
Bright bonkers site yarmulke
  12/18/09
Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]
gold senate
  12/17/09
lol
Apoplectic messiness
  12/17/09
i like this
Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse
  12/17/09
means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180
gold senate
  12/17/09
180
Doobsian Sneaky Criminal Pocket Flask
  12/17/09
ty
gold senate
  12/17/09
excellent
Cruel-hearted cyan feces
  12/17/09
ty
gold senate
  12/17/09
Lulz
ocher vibrant resort
  12/17/09
180
Carnelian Racy Orchestra Pit
  12/17/09
fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous o...
Lascivious nighttime hominid
  12/18/09
180
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  01/14/10
rofl!
outnumbered maniacal spot
  01/14/10
bump for a 180
vivacious turquoise den trump supporter
  06/22/11
models n bottles (great gatsby)
zippy orchid puppy
  12/17/09
1 Fucking 80
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
grossly underrated
White Appetizing Goyim Trailer Park
  08/31/10
whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]
onyx pistol
  12/17/09
LOLOLOL
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
lol
Lilac center
  12/17/09
r u d e but lol
Cruel-hearted cyan feces
  12/17/09
this is a natural 180
clear main people chapel
  12/17/09
180
bistre fighting cuckoldry sound barrier
  12/18/09
Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic ...
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
lol, EXCELLENT
tripping elastic band death wish
  12/17/09
LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Te...
Aggressive knife stain
  12/17/09
...
titillating honey-headed liquid oxygen hunting ground
  12/17/09
nice
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."...
Cream adventurous native dog poop
  12/17/09
Native Son?
silver mood
  12/23/09
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]
onyx pistol
  12/17/09
chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
subtle mormon trolling
Chocolate Ungodly Brunch Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/17/09
tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita
razzle ebony toilet seat home
  12/17/09
180
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
HAHAHAHAHA he said he started reading that the morning be...
Cruel-hearted cyan feces
  12/17/09
sup (Gravity's Rainbow)
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  12/17/09
I loled
irradiated flushed crackhouse
  12/18/09
2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Pus...
Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse
  12/17/09
You left out "objective 2", but still well done
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/17/09
Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Kil...
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
Lolita [Lolita]
Chrome out-of-control kitchen fat ankles
  12/17/09
Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Pict...
onyx pistol
  12/17/09
Well done.
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian...
tripping elastic band death wish
  12/17/09
180
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
...
dark clown french chef
  12/17/09
new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel w...
Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse
  12/17/09
180
gold senate
  12/17/09
180
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
fucking solid
dark clown french chef
  12/17/09
180
Carnelian Racy Orchestra Pit
  12/17/09
the best one so far
clear main people chapel
  12/17/09
titcr
outnumbered maniacal spot
  01/14/10
outstanding
adulterous shaky headpube
  02/03/10
re180d
Talented self-absorbed abode
  12/17/10
Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus (Portnoy's Co...
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  12/17/09
nice dood
Red round eye azn
  12/18/09
:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
177
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
170 (-8 for fucking up the title)
light state
  12/17/09
Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D) [Confeder...
gold senate
  12/17/09
Deserving of praise.
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/18/09
girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germ...
zippy orchid puppy
  12/17/09
nice
Lascivious nighttime hominid
  12/18/09
me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers ...
onyx pistol
  12/17/09
lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby] BAM! You find your per...
jet-lagged sex offender lay
  12/17/09
lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)
zippy orchid puppy
  12/17/09
lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL after...
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  12/17/09
literal LOL
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comed...
Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse
  12/17/09
*penis high five*
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  12/17/09
*down lo...uhhhhh
Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse
  12/17/09
LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN [Lord o...
gold senate
  12/17/09
underrated
Odious Cerise Sandwich
  12/18/09
will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
lol i love this one
Cruel-hearted cyan feces
  12/17/09
...
greedy pit corn cake
  12/21/09
tyty
razzle-dazzle cobalt gaming laptop
  12/11/10
taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
tyty
Cruel-hearted cyan feces
  12/17/09
IN at Cornell [Catch-22]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/18/09
awesome.
cowardly hilarious stage
  12/18/09
saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what ...
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]
Aggressive knife stain
  12/17/09
Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transfo...
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/17/09
180
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
new skadden associate taking questions [1984]
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
lulz
gold senate
  12/17/09
Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chan...
gold senate
  12/17/09
180
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden...
zippy orchid puppy
  12/17/09
sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom m...
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understan...
clear main people chapel
  12/17/09
guy pisses in girl at night?
Grizzly Disrespectful Dilemma Place Of Business
  12/18/09
Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess ra...
gold senate
  12/17/09
lol
zippy orchid puppy
  12/17/09
6'2"
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/17/09
many points
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [...
onyx pistol
  12/17/09
ITT: Posters who remember the PR days. [100 Years of Soli...
Wine jewess
  12/17/09
C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac...
onyx pistol
  12/17/09
PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/17/09
underrated
Fragrant gaped jap stock car
  12/17/09
wow
cocky shitlib
  12/18/09
Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [Whit...
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
lol
drab demanding bawdyhouse
  02/04/10
u suck my cock, boy [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
gold senate
  12/17/09
Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questi...
Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse
  12/17/09
Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s [Heart of Dar...
gold senate
  12/17/09
Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil...
costumed generalized bond
  12/17/09
ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)
aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king
  12/17/09
lo fucking l
Odious Cerise Sandwich
  12/18/09
u mad [The Count of Monte Cristo]
gold senate
  12/17/09
lololol. Fucking underrated.
hairraiser set
  12/17/09
Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF) [th...
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6 [Pride and Pr...
Concupiscible menage coldplay fan
  12/17/09
179
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
this was good
stirring rusted stage
  12/17/09
lmao
Bateful friendly grandma toaster
  12/17/09
excellent and accurate
Lemon international law enforcement agency
  12/18/09
Ding! Le fag [The Hunchback of Notre Dame]
gold senate
  12/17/09
I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the ...
razzle ebony toilet seat home
  12/17/09
LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the wo...
Concupiscible menage coldplay fan
  12/17/09
I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her ho...
costumed generalized bond
  12/17/09
ty *BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*
Massive theater stage
  12/17/09
18000000000000000
Blathering Juggernaut
  12/18/09
severely underrated
Thriller chest-beating parlor dragon
  12/18/09
I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
LOL @ this flame [New testament]
tripping elastic band death wish
  12/17/09
underrated
Bateful friendly grandma toaster
  12/17/09
180
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty...
Charismatic Regret Meetinghouse
  12/17/09
Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]
Charismatic Regret Meetinghouse
  12/17/09
Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]
Charismatic Regret Meetinghouse
  12/17/09
Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him int...
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ...
mischievous half-breed rigor
  12/17/09
wgwag [Moby Dick]
Domesticated at-the-ready cruise ship really tough guy
  12/17/09
Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Love...
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
i like it
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It wa...
chartreuse provocative laser beams
  12/17/09
So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
tfyt. BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?
Pearl Nursing Home
  12/18/09
LOL, nice! tytyty
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]
Concupiscible menage coldplay fan
  12/17/09
TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]
Massive theater stage
  12/17/09
15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasion...
Massive theater stage
  12/17/09
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  01/14/10
There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
decided not to do a copycat today at hastings [deadeye di...
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do y...
Cruel-hearted cyan feces
  12/17/09
LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/17/09
180
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
ty
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  12/17/09
not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Ry...
Cruel-hearted cyan feces
  12/17/09
Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)
Galvanic station
  12/17/09
i like
aromatic community account
  04/22/10
BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)
embarrassed to the bone chad prole
  12/17/09
i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will giv...
Indigo tank partner
  12/17/09
ty
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  12/17/09
I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them in...
gold senate
  12/17/09
Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealou...
Lilac center
  12/17/09
:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)
Sinister property ladyboy
  12/17/09
tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL
Motley ivory black woman church
  12/17/10
*GASSES THREAD* [Schindler's List]
Bateful friendly grandma toaster
  12/17/09
i LOLed.
Tan soul-stirring therapy stag film
  02/05/10
1. Murder rich old hag. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT! (Crime and...
bearded vigorous gay wizard athletic conference
  12/17/09
nice
Laughsome wrinkle address
  12/17/09
like it
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/18/09
well played
aromatic community account
  12/18/09
pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern min...
Magenta tantric hell
  12/17/09
taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a. (dow...
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cun...
nudist parlour
  12/17/09
titc alpha-beta joke
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
deferred associates congregate ITT [the boxcar children]
Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse
  12/17/09
vn
cocky shitlib
  12/18/09
180
henna school useless brakes
  02/04/10
nice
Fuchsia Frozen Shrine Lettuce
  12/11/10
ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]
carmine trip roast beef
  12/17/09
quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraul...
tripping elastic band death wish
  12/17/09
need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human b...
tripping elastic band death wish
  12/17/09
Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the...
excitant potus codepig
  12/17/09
I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [B...
Fragrant gaped jap stock car
  12/17/09
LOL
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/17/09
holy shit lol
Cruel-hearted cyan feces
  12/17/09
!
cocky shitlib
  12/18/09
shit...hilarious.
Big-titted forum ratface
  02/04/10
I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Sh...
purple internet-worthy public bath
  12/17/09
tl;dr (War and Peace)
Sinister property ladyboy
  12/17/09
underrated
aromatic community account
  12/18/09
nice
Garnet people who are hurt
  12/19/09
WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG ...
clear main people chapel
  12/17/09
Poors, lol [The Jungle]
Fragrant gaped jap stock car
  12/17/09
HTH (Faust)
hairraiser set
  12/17/09
...
180 rehab
  07/10/11
Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]
Fragrant gaped jap stock car
  12/17/09
nice
Lemon international law enforcement agency
  12/18/09
ty ty.
Fragrant gaped jap stock car
  12/18/09
REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)
hairraiser set
  12/17/09
stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)
hairraiser set
  12/17/09
nice
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  12/17/09
lol
cowardly hilarious stage
  12/18/09
ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story ...
hairraiser set
  12/17/09
LOL
Concupiscible menage coldplay fan
  12/17/09
Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)
purple internet-worthy public bath
  12/17/09
Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz
aquamarine kitty
  12/17/09
Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]
Swashbuckling persian theater
  12/18/09
Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/18/09
OCI 2009 [And Then There Were None] (a.k.a.: Ten Litt...
Odious Cerise Sandwich
  12/18/09
OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)
Impressive Sanctuary Fortuitous Meteor
  12/21/09
RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]
multi-colored heaven degenerate
  12/18/09
My job hunt [The Neverending Story]
Odious Cerise Sandwich
  12/18/09
My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]
Odious Cerise Sandwich
  12/18/09
lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [...
bistre fighting cuckoldry sound barrier
  12/18/09
Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]
Fragrant gaped jap stock car
  12/18/09
Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]
Fragrant gaped jap stock car
  12/18/09
lol
splenetic genital piercing indian lodge
  12/18/09
180
harsh bisexual roommate
  12/18/09
BURN
Garnet people who are hurt
  12/19/09
law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]
bistre fighting cuckoldry sound barrier
  12/18/09
some people are interpreting the term "literary classic...
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  12/18/09
Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]
Fragrant gaped jap stock car
  12/18/09
My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fer...
aromatic community account
  12/18/09
Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]
boyish goal in life piazza
  12/18/09
...
indecent crawly milk temple
  12/18/09
Me liked.
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
lol
Concupiscible menage coldplay fan
  12/21/09
couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood...
yapping wonderful organic girlfriend
  12/18/09
One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both tryi...
Supple Striped Hyena Boiling Water
  12/18/09
tytyty
big dull jew
  12/18/09
*claps*
offensive national wagecucks
  12/19/09
pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
I liked this
Hyperventilating school cafeteria
  12/18/09
How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]
yapping wonderful organic girlfriend
  12/18/09
The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]
Red round eye azn
  12/18/09
*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]
tripping elastic band death wish
  12/18/09
*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]
big dull jew
  12/18/09
*Dies there* [Nostromo]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
*Is an Asian* *Furiously writes violent fantasies* (Th...
aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king
  12/18/09
Can a law degree help me get into FBI? (Sherlock Holmes)
aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king
  12/18/09
ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism (Communist M...
aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king
  12/18/09
vn
cocky shitlib
  12/18/09
!!!
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)
cocky shitlib
  12/18/09
wgwag (wild gorillas with asian guy) (The Jungle Book)
aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king
  12/18/09
man beheads wife. guess religion? (arabian nights)
aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king
  12/18/09
I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and ...
cocky shitlib
  12/18/09
The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice an...
cocky shitlib
  12/18/09
A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)
cocky shitlib
  12/18/09
lol
harsh bisexual roommate
  12/18/09
Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husban...
Buff curious hospital selfie
  12/18/09
Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (...
Heady Walnut Water Buffalo Office
  12/18/09
180
harsh bisexual roommate
  12/23/09
this is worth saving; brilliant
Lascivious nighttime hominid
  12/18/09
Glad people are enjoying the thread.
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]
Lascivious nighttime hominid
  12/18/09
Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/18/09
you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (es...
tripping elastic band death wish
  12/18/09
wmtp taking questions (the analects)
harsh bisexual roommate
  12/18/09
Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [...
tripping elastic band death wish
  12/18/09
My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fe...
cocky shitlib
  12/18/09
ty
Talented self-absorbed abode
  12/17/10
...
unholy electric furnace
  12/18/09
To be fair, "SUMMON: C+C (bothered)" [The Ol...
Emerald misanthropic house
  12/18/09
Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [Th...
unholy electric furnace
  12/18/09
How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship...
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues....
cowardly hilarious stage
  12/18/09
Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw...
cowardly hilarious stage
  12/18/09
180
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
lol
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/18/09
Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw po...
Histrionic area legal warrant
  12/18/09
This is fucking awesome. tytyty
Galvanic station
  12/19/09
awesome
Motley ivory black woman church
  12/17/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=6...
Pontificating space
  12/18/09
...
cocky shitlib
  12/18/09
Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightb...
costumed generalized bond
  12/18/09
Well done.
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous ...
offensive national wagecucks
  12/18/09
fucking brilliant
Lascivious nighttime hominid
  12/23/09
NICE
Twisted Fanboi Locus
  01/14/10
Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and as...
anal topaz theatre deer antler
  12/19/09
Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Pelo...
bat shit crazy lodge national security agency
  12/19/09
Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box) [Catche...
Floppy Orange Son Of Senegal
  12/20/09
...
boyish goal in life piazza
  12/21/09
180
Twinkling arousing university
  12/23/09
180
exhilarant faggotry
  12/23/09
lol
Cruel-hearted cyan feces
  04/22/10
*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve...
Sooty antidepressant drug business firm
  12/20/09
BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)
embarrassed to the bone chad prole
  12/20/09
YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors? (A Connecticut...
deranged casino police squad
  12/21/09
BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restauran...
well-lubricated macaca
  12/23/09
Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]
sable spectacular double fault
  12/23/09
Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job. [The Road]
Bronze step-uncle's house
  12/23/09
180
henna school useless brakes
  02/04/10
classic bumpage
gold senate
  02/03/10
you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find...
glittery garrison
  02/03/10
Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the w...
cracking plaza multi-billionaire
  02/03/10
Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.
Pearly Foreskin
  08/31/10
I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a...
henna school useless brakes
  02/04/10
So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for ...
claret submissive party of the first part internal respiration
  02/04/10
...
exhilarant faggotry
  04/22/10
Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no lay...
sexy locale
  04/23/10
180
beta sienna karate institution
  11/11/10
BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo...
dashing ticket booth
  04/23/10
Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Fa...
hairraiser set
  04/23/10
...
Arrogant Pisswyrm Halford
  08/31/10
Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]
green hall travel guidebook
  08/31/10
sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]
Arrogant Pisswyrm Halford
  08/31/10
Obama critics are racist. [1984]
pungent tanning salon brethren
  08/31/10
172
White Appetizing Goyim Trailer Park
  08/31/10
d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens. (Uly...
Amber volcanic crater
  08/31/10
you're doing it wrong
Electric psychic
  08/31/10
My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]
glassy candlestick maker
  08/31/10
Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]
glassy candlestick maker
  08/31/10
Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On...
slate irate idiot market
  08/31/10
Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of...
blue exciting preventive strike blood rage
  08/31/10
Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)
Passionate Point Legend
  08/31/10
Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]
Passionate Point Legend
  08/31/10
Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathema...
Wine jewess
  08/31/10
Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Nig...
Wine jewess
  08/31/10
Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) ...
Passionate Point Legend
  08/31/10
just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Far...
aromatic community account
  08/31/10
...
Jade mind-boggling field dysfunction
  11/11/10
...
Fuchsia Frozen Shrine Lettuce
  12/11/10
tyft
hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck
  12/11/10
lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew...
hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck
  12/11/10
askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar kh...
hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck
  12/11/10
...
Saffron talking library
  12/11/10
twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)
hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck
  12/11/10
i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride ...
hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck
  12/11/10
Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]
Beady-eyed indirect expression ape
  12/11/10
...
hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck
  12/17/10
That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]
Talented self-absorbed abode
  12/17/10
like it
Histrionic area legal warrant
  06/22/11
Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet ...
Talented self-absorbed abode
  12/17/10
You are all apes [The Origin of Species]
Talented self-absorbed abode
  12/17/10
Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]
Talented self-absorbed abode
  12/17/10
I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]
Talented self-absorbed abode
  12/17/10
Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]
Talented self-absorbed abode
  12/17/10
Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]
cheese-eating startled mad cow disease range
  12/17/10
lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how ...
Motley ivory black woman church
  12/17/10
USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)
Diverse Amethyst Mother Base
  06/22/11
Libtards, why u no mad they killed you? (Cry the Beloved ...
Diverse Amethyst Mother Base
  06/22/11
AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Pa...
green hall travel guidebook
  06/22/11
.
cerebral aqua location gaping
  07/09/11
Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)
Diverse Amethyst Mother Base
  07/09/11
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)
disturbing turdskin
  07/09/11


Poast new message in this thread



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:11 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

I'll start.

LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty sister [The Sound and the Fury].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580298)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:14 PM
Author: onyx pistol

When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane Eyre]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580319)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580327)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Anne Frank upside down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580366)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: gold senate

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580489)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: dark clown french chef

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581499)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: greedy pit corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610042)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Passionate Point Legend

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931277)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781949)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: Contagious angry corner

*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Crusoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580331)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: razzle ebony toilet seat home

If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TMF)-----Don Quixote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580337)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: Galvanic station

How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This is funny -- I refuse to believe you could be this witty here and that dumb everywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580348)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:22 PM
Author: razzle ebony toilet seat home

My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580386)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Galvanic station

*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580395)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: light state

i think it is five alive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580535)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Galvanic station

that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580544)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: light state

I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and she is intelligent. this naturally leads us to fiver and possibly h.ryder if you believe they are not the same person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580642)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: razzle ebony toilet seat home

I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't have another moniker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580712)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Galvanic station

*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581183)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: light state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582657)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580380)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

This one is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: onyx pistol

WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *best* burger, buys a whore but is too beta to pwn that cunnus, almost has *BAM* with his teacher but says "no homo", later cheers the fuck up after spending some time with his hot sister

(The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580354)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: Geriatric stimulating coffee pot stead

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580373)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:19 AM
Author: yapping wonderful organic girlfriend

rofl ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585628)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782083)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: Grizzly Disrespectful Dilemma Place Of Business

lol.

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#17606572)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? [The Diary of Anne Frank]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580374)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Khaki gas station

oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581481)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:21 AM
Author: marvelous shimmering voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586673)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: cowardly hilarious stage

*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then gets brutally GAPED by gross old bald man* (Blood Meridian).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580376)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: tripping elastic band death wish

quite good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: cowardly hilarious stage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: onyx pistol

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remus: His Songs and His Sayings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580378)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: tripping elastic band death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580993)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: clear main people chapel

i came here to post this, except for [Othello]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: zippy orchid puppy

dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with new man, kills self (anna karenina)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580389)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: onyx pistol

1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of Mirth]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580390)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Comical church building tattoo

killself. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582272)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse

my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan and he's like a little darker than my dad was and it's kinda bugging me but i dunno what to do about it so i'll just poast for a while and figure it out hopefully [Scatlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:31 PM
Author: Bright bonkers site yarmulke

SEVERELY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: gold senate

Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580393)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Apoplectic messiness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580506)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580509)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: gold senate

means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582120)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Doobsian Sneaky Criminal Pocket Flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581370)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: gold senate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582124)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cyan feces

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581597)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: gold senate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582137)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: ocher vibrant resort

Lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582210)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Carnelian Racy Orchestra Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582246)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime hominid

fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588196)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2010 7:54 AM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805081)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:11 AM
Author: outnumbered maniacal spot

rofl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805112)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 22nd, 2011 6:36 AM
Author: vivacious turquoise den trump supporter

bump for a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315261)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: zippy orchid puppy

models n bottles (great gatsby)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580397)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

1 Fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580419)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: White Appetizing Goyim Trailer Park

grossly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928898)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: onyx pistol

whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580398)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580504)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Lilac center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581623)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cyan feces

r u d e but lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581647)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: clear main people chapel

this is a natural 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582643)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: bistre fighting cuckoldry sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584876)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic Verses]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580403)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: tripping elastic band death wish

lol, EXCELLENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581005)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Aggressive knife stain

LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580404)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: titillating honey-headed liquid oxygen hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580417)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Galvanic station

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580420)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Cream adventurous native dog poop

"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580406)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2009 4:59 AM
Author: silver mood

Native Son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629942)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: onyx pistol

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580413)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580432)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Chocolate Ungodly Brunch Twinkling Uncleanness

subtle mormon trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580457)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: razzle ebony toilet seat home

tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580434)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580443)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cyan feces

HAHAHAHAHA

he said he started reading that the morning before we first met :3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581586)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

sup

(Gravity's Rainbow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580435)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 3:12 AM
Author: irradiated flushed crackhouse

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586114)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse

2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Push...aka Precious]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580436)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

You left out "objective 2", but still well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580570)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: Galvanic station

Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Killself? [The Heart of the Matter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580440)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: Chrome out-of-control kitchen fat ankles

Lolita [Lolita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580444)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: onyx pistol

Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580446)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580479)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: tripping elastic band death wish

Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581019)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581421)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: dark clown french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581518)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse

new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel whokebe fellow? [Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580447)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: gold senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580466)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580492)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: dark clown french chef

fucking solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581523)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Carnelian Racy Orchestra Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582262)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: clear main people chapel

the best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582665)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2010 8:14 AM
Author: outnumbered maniacal spot

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805119)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:58 PM
Author: adulterous shaky headpube

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002714)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: Talented self-absorbed abode

re180d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836976)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus

(Portnoy's Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580448)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 5:36 AM
Author: Red round eye azn

nice dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586706)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Galvanic station

:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580459)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580487)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: light state

170 (-8 for fucking up the title)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580560)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: gold senate

Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D)

[Confederacy of Dunces]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580462)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

Deserving of praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588834)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: zippy orchid puppy

girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germinal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580468)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime hominid

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588206)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: onyx pistol

me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers Karamazov]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580471)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: jet-lagged sex offender lay

lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby]

BAM! You find your perfect woman but have no dick [Sun Also Rises]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580494)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: zippy orchid puppy

lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580497)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL

after an eternity of getting chewed by Satan, you give up, start losing hope

(The Divine Comedy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580498)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Galvanic station

literal LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580528)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse

went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comedy]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580505)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

*penis high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580516)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse

*down lo...uhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580523)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: gold senate

LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN

[Lord of the Flies]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580511)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: Odious Cerise Sandwich

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584853)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Galvanic station

will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580515)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cyan feces

lol i love this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581593)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2009 1:09 AM
Author: greedy pit corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610117)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cobalt gaming laptop

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782100)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Galvanic station

taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580524)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cyan feces

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581595)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

IN at Cornell [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580540)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588845)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: cowardly hilarious stage

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589662)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what does this mean

[a tale of two cities]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580545)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Aggressive knife stain

ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580547)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transformed into a H

UMMINGBIRD HAWK MOTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580549)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: Galvanic station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580585)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

new skadden associate taking questions

[1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580554)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: gold senate

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580559)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: gold senate

Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chances at revenge?

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580555)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580569)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: zippy orchid puppy

no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580565)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom made me take piano lessons (BPM)

(the joy luck club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580577)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: clear main people chapel

this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582693)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Grizzly Disrespectful Dilemma Place Of Business

guy pisses in girl at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584911)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580579)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: gold senate

Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess race?

[The Raven]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580589)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: zippy orchid puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580593)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

6'2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580603)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580591)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

many points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580608)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: onyx pistol

Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [Pride & Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580598)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Wine jewess

ITT: Posters who remember the PR days.

[100 Years of Solitude]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580607)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: onyx pistol

C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac McGee]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580609)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580613)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Fragrant gaped jap stock car

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582482)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: cocky shitlib

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587669)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: Galvanic station

Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [White Fang]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580640)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: drab demanding bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14018205)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:53 PM
Author: gold senate

u suck my cock, boy

[The Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580653)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse

Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questions about my 180 life

[a day in the life of ivan denisovich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580654)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580655)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: gold senate

n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s

[Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580660)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580674)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: costumed generalized bond

My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil)---> The Sun Also Rises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580675)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king

ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580703)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: Odious Cerise Sandwich

lo fucking l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584873)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: gold senate

u mad

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: hairraiser set

lololol. Fucking underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF)

[the tailor of panama]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580716)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage coldplay fan

Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6

[Pride and Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580724)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580924)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: stirring rusted stage

this was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581339)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Bateful friendly grandma toaster

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582254)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: Lemon international law enforcement agency

excellent and accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584941)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: gold senate

Ding! Le fag

[The Hunchback of Notre Dame]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580727)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: razzle ebony toilet seat home

I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the mail [Great Expectations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580936)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage coldplay fan

A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the world

[The Lord of the Rings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: costumed generalized bond

I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her home. I take my Benchmade 710 knife and slowly make 36 cuts throughout her body. Then I proceed to fuck each and every little slit I've made, making sure to drop a little jizz in each hole. I then suck the miniature love mounds on her titless chest, ending by chewing off each nipple and eating them raw. Then I grab her by the hair and swing her around in a circle over my head until she flies through the air until her hair detaches from her head. I stomp her repeatedly, making sure to lick each tear that dribbles down her pink little face. I then have her suck me off and jizz in her left eye. After which, I gouge out that eye with my knife, slice it in half, feed her one half and eat the other, forcing her to watch as I consume it. Then I skullfuck her eye socket. Afterwards, I let forth a stream of halo-yellow urine onto her right eye while I consume a liter of water. I do this until her blue eye turns an emerald green. Afterwards, I tear off her little panties and enter the little cunt making sure I use the large end of a baseball bat to properly loosen everything up since it will be so very tight. As I'm fucking her, i will make an incision into her stomach and dig through so that I can see my own penis while i'm fucking her. Then I will make her bite the pillow as I sodomize her with a live rattlesnake. When I'm done, I'll have her face the wall and smash her face in with my size 15 boot. I will then rape and sodomize her dead corpse before I cut her up and throw pieces of her to the lions at the zoo. I like the zoo. (Sonic Youth)-------------------------------> Native Son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580751)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Massive theater stage

ty

*BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581557)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: Blathering Juggernaut

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588350)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Thriller chest-beating parlor dragon

severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588843)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Galvanic station

I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580784)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: tripping elastic band death wish

LOL @ this flame [New testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581069)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:15 PM
Author: Bateful friendly grandma toaster

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582403)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586694)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Charismatic Regret Meetinghouse

Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581169)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Charismatic Regret Meetinghouse

Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Charismatic Regret Meetinghouse

Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581184)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him into creek [Treasure Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581251)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: mischievous half-breed rigor

The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER of the Narcissus [The Nigger of the Narcissus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581309)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: Domesticated at-the-ready cruise ship really tough guy

wgwag [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581312)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Lover]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581477)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581520)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: chartreuse provocative laser beams

It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It was a time of nigger threads; it was a time of racial harmony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581512)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581514)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581517)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Pearl Nursing Home

tfyt.

BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

LOL, nice! tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589708)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581529)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage coldplay fan

no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581562)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Massive theater stage

TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581578)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Massive theater stage

man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasional asshole [tropic of cancer]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581582)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater. [Remembrance of Things Past]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581594)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805085)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

decided not to do a copycat today at hastings

[deadeye dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cyan feces

cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do you think will happen if ppl find out. (BPM) --> The Scarlet Letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581644)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581661)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:11 PM
Author: Galvanic station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581806)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:50 PM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583362)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cyan feces

not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Rye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:12 PM
Author: Galvanic station

Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581813)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:50 PM
Author: aromatic community account

i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795726)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chad prole

BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582145)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Indigo tank partner

i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will give the bothereds of this world models and bottles. my beta son will put you in BIGDEBT that you must pay. i BAM! you not. [bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582148)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:51 PM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583368)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: gold senate

I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them individually. mad respect, xo, where would I be without you all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582150)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Lilac center

Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealous at how creative everyone is. Well done xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582282)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Sinister property ladyboy

:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582232)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Motley ivory black woman church

tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837249)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Bateful friendly grandma toaster

*GASSES THREAD*

[Schindler's List]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582267)



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Date: February 5th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: Tan soul-stirring therapy stag film

i LOLed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14019959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: bearded vigorous gay wizard athletic conference

1. Murder rich old hag.

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

(Crime and Punishment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582308)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Laughsome wrinkle address

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582382)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584603)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: aromatic community account

well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584859)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Magenta tantric hell

pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern minnesota and combats the corrupting influences of a rogue's gallery of message board posters as he makes his way to the celestial city of new york (Pilgrim's Progress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582351)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a.

(down and out in paris and london)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: nudist parlour

*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cunnus. Makes fun of short beta losers who can't get women and whine incessantly. (Brave New World)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582399)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

titc alpha-beta joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Frum Whorehouse

deferred associates congregate ITT

[the boxcar children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582415)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: cocky shitlib

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587693)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: henna school useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012108)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia Frozen Shrine Lettuce

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: carmine trip roast beef

ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: tripping elastic band death wish

quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraulations [the call of the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582490)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: tripping elastic band death wish

need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human bondage]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582499)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: excitant potus codepig

Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: Fragrant gaped jap stock car

I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [Blue Smoke] (Their Eyes were Watching God)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582574)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:52 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cyan feces

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583379)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: cocky shitlib

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587697)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:20 PM
Author: Big-titted forum ratface

shit...hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012237)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: purple internet-worthy public bath

I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Shrugged)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582587)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: Sinister property ladyboy

tl;dr (War and Peace)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582592)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: aromatic community account

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584867)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: Garnet people who are hurt

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599877)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: clear main people chapel

WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG

[The King and I]

Men suck (1xx pounds of fat chick) [The Vagina Monologues]

BAM! You tell successful joke and then come to XO to talk about it [A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582628)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Fragrant gaped jap stock car

Poors, lol [The Jungle]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: hairraiser set

HTH (Faust)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582739)



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Date: July 10th, 2011 3:30 AM
Author: 180 rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18466187)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: Fragrant gaped jap stock car

Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582764)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Lemon international law enforcement agency

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585013)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Fragrant gaped jap stock car

ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585057)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: hairraiser set

REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582774)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: hairraiser set

stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: cowardly hilarious stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589683)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: hairraiser set

ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story of O)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582815)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible menage coldplay fan

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583017)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: purple internet-worthy public bath

Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582871)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: aquamarine kitty

Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582985)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling persian theater

Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584424)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584594)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Odious Cerise Sandwich

OCI 2009

[And Then There Were None]

(a.k.a.: Ten Little Niggers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584910)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Impressive Sanctuary Fortuitous Meteor

OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13613470)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 AM
Author: multi-colored heaven degenerate

RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584918)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: Odious Cerise Sandwich

My job hunt [The Neverending Story]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: Odious Cerise Sandwich

My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584924)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: bistre fighting cuckoldry sound barrier

lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584925)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: Fragrant gaped jap stock car

Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584998)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Fragrant gaped jap stock car

Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585009)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:46 AM
Author: splenetic genital piercing indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586808)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: harsh bisexual roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588296)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: Garnet people who are hurt

BURN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599883)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: bistre fighting cuckoldry sound barrier

law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585010)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:32 AM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

some people are interpreting the term "literary classic" pretty broadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586797)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:02 AM
Author: Fragrant gaped jap stock car

Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585031)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: aromatic community account

My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fern Grows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585036)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:17 AM
Author: boyish goal in life piazza

Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585605)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:20 AM
Author: indecent crawly milk temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585639)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:19 AM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Me liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586668)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible menage coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610173)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:26 AM
Author: yapping wonderful organic girlfriend

couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood, guess race [ huck finn ]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585697)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:42 AM
Author: Supple Striped Hyena Boiling Water

One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both trying to kill me; I-bankers are lining up to bang my wife. (The Odyssey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586370)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: big dull jew

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587500)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

*claps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599856)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586659)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: Hyperventilating school cafeteria

I liked this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588249)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: yapping wonderful organic girlfriend

How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586699)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: Red round eye azn

The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586702)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 6:58 AM
Author: tripping elastic band death wish

*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586776)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: big dull jew

*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587507)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

*Dies there* [Nostromo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589657)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king

*Is an Asian*

*Furiously writes violent fantasies*

(The Art of War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587712)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king

Can a law degree help me get into FBI?

(Sherlock Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587718)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king

ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism

(Communist Manifesto)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: cocky shitlib

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587738)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: cocky shitlib

You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587735)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king

wgwag

(wild gorillas with asian guy)

(The Jungle Book)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac box office philosopher-king

man beheads wife. guess religion?

(arabian nights)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587748)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: cocky shitlib

I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and a future [Many XOXO women] (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587770)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: cocky shitlib

The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: cocky shitlib

A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587795)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: harsh bisexual roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588316)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: Buff curious hospital selfie

Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husband with alpha, taking q's [The Awakening]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587855)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Heady Walnut Water Buffalo Office

Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (Bonfire of the Vanities)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588024)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:32 AM
Author: harsh bisexual roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628311)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime hominid

this is worth saving; brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588175)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Glad people are enjoying the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime hominid

whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588224)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588241)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: tripping elastic band death wish

you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (estrada) [the unnameable]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588323)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: harsh bisexual roommate

wmtp taking questions (the analects)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588326)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: tripping elastic band death wish

Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [bartleby the scrivener]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588334)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: cocky shitlib

My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fell down and broke my face, now I'm in AA though (Confessions of St. Augustine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588486)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Talented self-absorbed abode

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837014)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: unholy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588698)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Emerald misanthropic house

To be fair,

"SUMMON: C+C (bothered)"

[The Old Man and the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588711)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: unholy electric furnace

Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [The Virgin Suicides]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588724)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship? [David Copperfield]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589690)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:46 PM
Author: cowardly hilarious stage

"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues. Blue Smoke cooks them dinner" - Sound and the Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589736)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: cowardly hilarious stage

"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw ITE? (ShockDoctrine, Estrada, Earl, Carbozo, depressedsad,V-17 troll, Dr. Science, rape101, etc.)" - The Grapes of Wrath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589791)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:47 PM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592493)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:48 PM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw position [link to dubious craigslist ad]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592501)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Galvanic station

This is fucking awesome. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13600100)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Motley ivory black woman church

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837282)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Pontificating space

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589921)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: cocky shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591436)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: costumed generalized bond

Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightbeiant)----> Madame Bovary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591503)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:45 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592479)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 PM
Author: offensive national wagecucks

How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune? [Hamlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592532)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Lascivious nighttime hominid

fucking brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13631092)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: Twisted Fanboi Locus

NICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805856)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: anal topaz theatre deer antler

Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and aspie virgins?- the sound and the fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599969)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lodge national security agency

Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Peloponesian War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599994)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Floppy Orange Son Of Senegal

Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box)

[Catcher in the Rye]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607032)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: boyish goal in life piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610139)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Twinkling arousing university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628831)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:51 AM
Author: exhilarant faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630124)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted cyan feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795688)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Sooty antidepressant drug business firm

*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve life standing with law school.* (Candide)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607131)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone chad prole

BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607144)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 12:56 AM
Author: deranged casino police squad

YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors?

(A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610015)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:33 AM
Author: well-lubricated macaca

BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restaurant. how to bang? (without tipping)

[god of small things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628994)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: sable spectacular double fault

Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629344)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:01 AM
Author: Bronze step-uncle's house

Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job.

[The Road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630066)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:08 PM
Author: henna school useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012155)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: gold senate

classic bumpage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002288)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: glittery garrison

you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find (Siddhartha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002522)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: cracking plaza multi-billionaire

Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002685)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 11:01 AM
Author: Pearly Foreskin

Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929307)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: henna school useless brakes

I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a doctor (BooR) (The Unbearable Lightness of Being)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012114)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: claret submissive party of the first part internal respiration

So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for some caroling [Little Women]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14014017)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: exhilarant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795661)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: sexy locale

Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no layoffs [Darkness at Noon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795990)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 5:16 PM
Author: beta sienna karate institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526898)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: dashing ticket booth

BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796044)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: hairraiser set

Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Falling on Cedars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796105)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:37 AM
Author: Arrogant Pisswyrm Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928832)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: green hall travel guidebook

Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928846)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:59 AM
Author: Arrogant Pisswyrm Halford

sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928852)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:09 AM
Author: pungent tanning salon brethren

Obama critics are racist. [1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928859)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: White Appetizing Goyim Trailer Park

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928900)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:04 AM
Author: Amber volcanic crater

d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens.

(Ulysses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929071)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Electric psychic

you're doing it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929079)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: glassy candlestick maker

My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929078)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: glassy candlestick maker

Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929080)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: slate irate idiot market

Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On Walden Pond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931271)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: blue exciting preventive strike blood rage

Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of poors (Dune)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931297)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: Passionate Point Legend

Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931321)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Passionate Point Legend

Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931334)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:02 PM
Author: Wine jewess

Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathematica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931393)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: Wine jewess

Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Night]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931415)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: Passionate Point Legend

Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) --New Testament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931471)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: aromatic community account

just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Farewell to Arms)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931565)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Jade mind-boggling field dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526673)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia Frozen Shrine Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781943)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:17 PM
Author: hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781980)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck

lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781994)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author: hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck

askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar khayyam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782012)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Saffron talking library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782326)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck

twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782041)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck

i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride and prejudice)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782080)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed indirect expression ape

Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782153)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: hyperactive crystalline haunted graveyard cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836941)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: Talented self-absorbed abode

That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837053)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:00 AM
Author: Histrionic area legal warrant

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315333)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:11 PM
Author: Talented self-absorbed abode

Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet Letter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837093)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:12 PM
Author: Talented self-absorbed abode

You are all apes [The Origin of Species]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837101)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: Talented self-absorbed abode

Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837104)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: Talented self-absorbed abode

I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837108)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:14 PM
Author: Talented self-absorbed abode

Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837114)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating startled mad cow disease range

Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837254)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: Motley ivory black woman church

lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how many messages until I ask him out? [revolutionary road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837327)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:16 AM
Author: Diverse Amethyst Mother Base

USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315362)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:20 AM
Author: Diverse Amethyst Mother Base

Libtards, why u no mad they killed you?

(Cry the Beloved Country)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315366)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 9:01 AM
Author: green hall travel guidebook

AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Paradise Lost]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315469)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author: cerebral aqua location gaping

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457262)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Diverse Amethyst Mother Base

Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457298)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:33 AM
Author: disturbing turdskin

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457664)