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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
180 Outnumbered Turdskin
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
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Honey-headed cuck sneaky criminal
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Arousing Crotch
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
Claret irradiated school preventive strike
  01/29/16
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Swashbuckling Angry Dilemma
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
Blathering Concupiscible Piazza
  07/03/15
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mustard razzmatazz karate filthpig
  07/09/15
180 lulz
Fighting pungent theatre
  09/01/15
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painfully honest son of senegal
  09/03/15
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spectacular slap-happy station
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Blathering Concupiscible Piazza
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
orange impertinent property
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Stirring lodge
  07/03/15
Rude
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
Insecure new version sanctuary
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Sooty mildly autistic messiness giraffe
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Sooty mildly autistic messiness giraffe
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Boyish ebony people who are hurt
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Soul-stirring mother
  07/03/15
lol
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Useless provocative public bath doctorate
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Dark big feces
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
floppy fanboi gaming laptop
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Arousing Crotch
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
orange impertinent property
  07/03/15
180
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
twinkling base windowlicker
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Wonderful national legal warrant
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
Titillating crystalline therapy
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Sooty mildly autistic messiness giraffe
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
henna clown stock car
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Comical zippy organic girlfriend
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Motley learning disabled legend
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
Charismatic prole corn cake
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
disgusting dun voyeur
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Motley learning disabled legend
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Mint exciting business firm place of business
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
Aphrodisiac stag film pisswyrm
  09/01/15
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magenta domesticated jewess stain
  09/03/15
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Aqua Rambunctious Bawdyhouse Party Of The First Part
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Motley learning disabled legend
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
cruel-hearted stage mad-dog skullcap
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Motley learning disabled legend
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
Claret irradiated school preventive strike
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Motley learning disabled legend
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
Claret irradiated school preventive strike
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Motley learning disabled legend
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
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  01/29/16
180
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  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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  08/20/16
I'm chandler
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  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
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  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
Azure Dragon Faggot Firefighter
  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
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  08/20/16
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: 180 Outnumbered Turdskin

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Honey-headed cuck sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Arousing Crotch

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Claret irradiated school preventive strike

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Angry Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Blathering Concupiscible Piazza

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: mustard razzmatazz karate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Fighting pungent theatre

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: painfully honest son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: spectacular slap-happy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Blathering Concupiscible Piazza

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: orange impertinent property

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Stirring lodge

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Insecure new version sanctuary

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Sooty mildly autistic messiness giraffe

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Sooty mildly autistic messiness giraffe

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Boyish ebony people who are hurt

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mother

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Useless provocative public bath doctorate

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Dark big feces

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: floppy fanboi gaming laptop

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Arousing Crotch

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: orange impertinent property

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: twinkling base windowlicker

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Wonderful national legal warrant

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Titillating crystalline therapy

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Sooty mildly autistic messiness giraffe

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: henna clown stock car

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Comical zippy organic girlfriend

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Charismatic prole corn cake

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: disgusting dun voyeur

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Mint exciting business firm place of business

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac stag film pisswyrm

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: magenta domesticated jewess stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Aqua Rambunctious Bawdyhouse Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stage mad-dog skullcap

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Claret irradiated school preventive strike

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Claret irradiated school preventive strike

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Adventurous Chartreuse Plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: multi-colored locale masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: multi-colored locale masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: multi-colored locale masturbator

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: multi-colored locale masturbator

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Azure Dragon Faggot Firefighter

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Azure Dragon Faggot Firefighter

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: plum electric school cafeteria knife

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: harsh olive degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: multi-colored locale masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Motley learning disabled legend

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: multi-colored locale masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: green histrionic pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: multi-colored locale masturbator

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: multi-colored locale masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: green histrionic pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling laser beams resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Smoky hilarious stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#49800158)