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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Bat shit crazy exhilarant masturbator
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
know-it-all hateful pisswyrm dilemma
  08/28/25
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Bat shit crazy exhilarant masturbator
  08/28/25
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bistre sanctuary
  08/28/25
that's it?
exciting fortuitous meteor
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Bat shit crazy exhilarant masturbator
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
lilac galvanic field
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
exciting fortuitous meteor
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
twisted stirring therapy state
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
twisted stirring therapy state
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business
  08/29/25
Haha wow
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  08/28/25
Happy?
copper mentally impaired travel guidebook
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
sienna genital piercing
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
bistre sanctuary
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
bistre sanctuary
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
orange harsh university
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
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Chrome spectacular stage doctorate
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Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
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Kenneth Play
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Comical pea-brained old irish cottage
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Glassy vibrant shrine
  08/29/25
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Chrome spectacular stage doctorate
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
filthy stain
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Glassy vibrant shrine
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
twisted stirring therapy state
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
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  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
sienna genital piercing
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Comical pea-brained old irish cottage
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Duck-like Chapel
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
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  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
sienna genital piercing
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
bistre sanctuary
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Candy Ride
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Bob Rooney
  09/01/25
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Candy Ride
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Bob Rooney
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Candy Ride
  09/01/25
Lolololol
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  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
bloomington
  09/01/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Post nut horror
  09/01/25
Fuck you
bloomington
  09/01/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy exhilarant masturbator



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: know-it-all hateful pisswyrm dilemma

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy exhilarant masturbator



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: bistre sanctuary



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: exciting fortuitous meteor

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy exhilarant masturbator

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: lilac galvanic field

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: exciting fortuitous meteor

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: twisted stirring therapy state

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: twisted stirring therapy state

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: sienna genital piercing

Haha wow

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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: copper mentally impaired travel guidebook

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: sienna genital piercing

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: bistre sanctuary

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: bistre sanctuary

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: orange harsh university

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: clear deranged main people crackhouse

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Chrome spectacular stage doctorate



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: khaki vigorous public bath internal respiration

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Comical pea-brained old irish cottage

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Glassy vibrant shrine

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Chrome spectacular stage doctorate



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: filthy stain

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Glassy vibrant shrine

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: twisted stirring therapy state

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: aquamarine mischievous tanning salon

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: sienna genital piercing

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Comical pea-brained old irish cottage

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Shaky fluffy volcanic crater place of business

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Duck-like Chapel

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: gay bisexual party of the first part filthpig

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: sienna genital piercing

I responded in under one hour

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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: bistre sanctuary

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bob Rooney

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Bob Rooney

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Candy Ride

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
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Lolololol

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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Post nut horror

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)