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Me: aggressively shorting Tesla because logic. U: ask about retarded coins

Lololololol
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  09/18/18
Enjoy the squeeze
Chest-beating indecent parlour pistol
  09/18/18
I will never not have money to fund a margin call here. I&rs...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  09/18/18
i understand and respect the rational argument for why to sh...
Chest-beating indecent parlour pistol
  09/18/18
I agree with your sentiment too. Exactly why my principal ve...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  09/18/18
just be careful bro - those puts are expensive for a reason....
Chest-beating indecent parlour pistol
  09/18/18
I also think TSLA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Th...
fighting striped hyena regret
  09/18/18
...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  09/18/18
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painfully honest ratface orchestra pit
  09/29/18
one of the hardest self-pwns ever
House-broken Lavender Factory Reset Button Yarmulke
  02/23/20
cp
aphrodisiac theater
  09/18/18
...
fighting striped hyena regret
  09/18/18
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fighting striped hyena regret
  09/18/18
We agree that Tesla is a joke. What is your biggest fear re...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  09/18/18
It's already known that the SEC/DOJ are probing civil and cr...
fighting striped hyena regret
  09/18/18
I'm 100% positive that even after TSLAQ, you'll be able to h...
fighting striped hyena regret
  09/18/18
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/24/18
Grats
painfully honest ratface orchestra pit
  09/27/18
Thanks friend. Fwiw I’m confident $267 is still cartoonishly...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  09/29/18
Those PUTS on Wednesday would've been 180 too
painfully honest ratface orchestra pit
  09/29/18
Not unreasonable to think it'll drop to 200-220
painfully honest ratface orchestra pit
  09/29/18
...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  09/29/18
elon out as chairman. holy shit lol.
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  09/29/18
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fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/08/18
What are some painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a fr...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/24/18
lol another $TSLA victim seen so many of you suckers get b...
blue indirect expression national
  10/24/18
To be clear I’m certain Elon just jammed through a bun...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/24/18
lol yes you do monkeyface
flickering property
  10/24/18
“I’m literally too stupid and poor to have anyth...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/24/18
I know better than to regurgitate freshman year econ notes a...
flickering property
  10/24/18
Why sidetrack an interesting thread with literally nothing w...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/24/18
this thread is in no way interesting it is just you being...
flickering property
  10/24/18
I sorry for not being sufficiently humble in a cesspool of m...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/24/18
Why would I care about some dumb nigger from the internet ta...
flickering property
  10/24/18
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao you dumb fucking faggot do ...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/24/18
lol how red in the face were you when you slammed this out o...
flickering property
  10/24/18
...
vivacious frum casino knife
  10/24/18
Lol I can’t be red faced I’m black. And I’...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/24/18
come on dude you can't let money matter that much to you ...
flickering property
  10/25/18
classic "i'm in it for the tech" poast after losin...
blue indirect expression national
  10/24/18
Lol what tech??? I’m still convinced Tesla is a joke a...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/24/18
Unique and interesting take. You must be the only person any...
amber useless brakes dog poop
  10/25/18
Really just brutal thread. Ive been following Tesla only ...
amber useless brakes dog poop
  10/25/18
You think this is the end lmao? I expected this to happen. I...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/25/18
Of course its not the end, but you were so smug and so wrong...
amber useless brakes dog poop
  10/25/18
If you think I’m wrong, you don’t understand my ...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/26/18
Updates?
amber useless brakes dog poop
  02/04/20
must suck to be retarded and an incel :(
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  05/22/19
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&mc=1...
titillating site immigrant
  10/31/18
Absolutely devastating
walnut principal's office
  10/31/18
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Duck-like shitlib
  10/31/18
because logic!
titillating site immigrant
  10/31/18
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chocolate keepsake machete
  01/07/19
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amber useless brakes dog poop
  11/01/18
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you dumb cocksucker I&rsquo...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/31/18
Do you not have anything to say for yourself? If only your c...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/31/18
...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/31/18
I've never put a cent into crypto, just seems odd that you n...
titillating site immigrant
  10/31/18
i feel smart people generally are more likely to change thei...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/31/18
You didn’t sell anything. Just lol tell us more about ...
walnut principal's office
  10/31/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4018285&fo...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/31/18
fair
titillating site immigrant
  10/31/18
Do you really think it will be worth $50,000 by year end dad...
walnut principal's office
  10/31/18
Maybe 50,000 Venezuelan Bolivars
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  10/31/18
This is why I avoid black doctors and investment advisors.
amber useless brakes dog poop
  11/01/18
...
chocolate keepsake machete
  11/01/18
Tesla’s valuation remains a testament to the inherent ...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  11/01/18
Right, you know much more than institutional investors pumpi...
comical laser beams
  11/01/18
Literally perfect name/post synergy.
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  11/01/18
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fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  05/22/19
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cordovan field
  02/23/20
as a general rule, anyone who uses the phrase “because...
Useless new version
  01/07/19
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dashing nowag double fault
  05/22/19
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insane diverse turdskin
  05/22/19
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fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  05/22/19
Did u profit or long since get owned
Orange background story
  05/22/19
I bought a bunch of (then) out of the money puts with a brea...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  05/22/19
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/citi-sees-chance-tesla-drops...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  05/22/19
...
Orange background story
  05/22/19
nice call, hope you held strong
citrine cracking menage mood
  05/22/19
Elon with the reversal
titillating site immigrant
  01/08/20
Rough thread
amber useless brakes dog poop
  01/08/20
...
amber useless brakes dog poop
  02/04/20
depends on when OP got out of the pozition
federal anal cruise ship quadroon
  02/04/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&mc=83&...
amber useless brakes dog poop
  02/04/20
jfc
thriller filthpig scourge upon the earth
  02/04/20
...
amber useless brakes dog poop
  02/23/20
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Excitant Church
  02/23/20
Same pumo: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4418708&a...
razzmatazz at-the-ready boltzmann public bath
  02/23/20
...
amber useless brakes dog poop
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190017&mc=41&...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172087&mc=21&...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  02/23/20
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4317326&mc=24&...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  02/23/20
And yet the NASDAQ is up 25%. Oh what a E*Trade Pumo scholar...
razzmatazz at-the-ready boltzmann public bath
  02/23/20
Using NASDAQ to calculate excess return instead of the S&...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  02/23/20
(NOWAG whose highlight reel of investments didn’t beat...
razzmatazz at-the-ready boltzmann public bath
  02/23/20
lol OP would literally have been better off buying Boolberry
Slippery Chartreuse Church Building Old Irish Cottage
  02/23/20
Lololololol
Very tactful metal forum patrolman
  02/23/20
Me: stressing about deadlines and drinking heavily because o...
zippy gunner gas station
  02/23/20
OP is a moron but one cant help but share the pain of this m...
Low-t location persian
  02/23/20
I’m not a moron and I’m not even 0.000001% embar...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  02/23/20
“ No one can see the future.” Then stfu about...
amber useless brakes dog poop
  02/23/20
...
razzmatazz at-the-ready boltzmann public bath
  02/23/20
Because logic
cordovan field
  02/23/20
LMAO
histrionic lilac house
  02/23/20
...
Very tactful metal forum patrolman
  02/23/20
...
Crusty galvanic lay
  02/23/20
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Smoky Sinister Crackhouse Wrinkle
  02/29/20
This thread is proof the LORD truly hates pride
Lime stage
  02/23/20
now looks like a great time to short tsla
fragrant sex offender school
  02/23/20
tbf shorting any tech stock looks good right now
Soul-stirring Hominid Pozpig
  02/28/20
i thought tesla sold cars?
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  02/28/20
Tesla sells Musk
histrionic lilac house
  02/28/20
*space vehicles, miniature cave submarines, etc
Soul-stirring Hominid Pozpig
  02/28/20
😬😬😬 I think the reversion to value only happens ...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  02/27/20
this retard op deserves to be wiped out just for formating h...
Very tactful metal forum patrolman
  02/27/20
before i head to the gym, lemme just say i’m not even ...
fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison
  02/29/20
Have fun at the “gym” lol
amber useless brakes dog poop
  02/29/20
describe the return you made on shorting TSLA the last week
cocky goal in life
  02/29/20
...
Sapphire range
  11/21/20
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amber useless brakes dog poop
  11/27/20
Amazing thread
Geriatric party of the first part
  11/27/20
still lol @ this thread
amber useless brakes dog poop
  04/06/21
lmao who is this retard OP
Bull headed foreskin rehab
  04/06/21
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titillating site immigrant
  04/06/21
...
citrine cracking menage mood
  04/18/21
I fucking love logic
buck-toothed hell
  04/18/21
RIP
Twinkling pea-brained pit
  11/28/21
Holy shit
dashing nowag double fault
  11/28/21
...
razzle-dazzle shivering coldplay fan set
  11/29/21
lol
Idiotic canary goyim
  11/29/21
180
Learning Disabled Internal Respiration Stain
  11/29/21
shit like this is why I tuned out anything xo said about mo...
Slap-happy Indian Lodge
  11/29/21


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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832482)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Chest-beating indecent parlour pistol

Enjoy the squeeze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832500)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

I will never not have money to fund a margin call here. I’ve never seen a more obvious short in my entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832509)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating indecent parlour pistol

i understand and respect the rational argument for why to short $TSLA. As a trader, however, I must advise you that prices are often irrational and such is the case with $TSLA. Everyone and their grandma has been short this thing from 250 for the past four years

my advice is to take your profits quickly on days like today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832564)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

I agree with your sentiment too. Exactly why my principal vehicle for profiting from the Tesla shitshow has been out of the money long dated puts (which spike violently on days like today)

Fundamentally I’m swinging for a home run here though. They owe 11 billion with $1.3 billion of converts maturing in March. They’ve also never not burned a billion dollars of cash in a quarter and only had less than $1bn of unrestricted cash in the bank as of last June.

This feels like a once in a lifetime opportunity and I want major returns here. There is literally no rational argument to support its valuation and innumerable potential catalysts for a sudden drop to like $20 a share

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832614)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating indecent parlour pistol

just be careful bro - those puts are expensive for a reason. a lot of people are making the same bet as you, and there are A LOT of short equity positions that will need to be covered between here and your strikes. even if things go according to your plan, this won't be a smooth ride back to 50.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832688)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: fighting striped hyena regret

I also think TSLA is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

There'll be plenty of shares for the shorts to cover after TSLAQ and Tesla is delisted from the major exchanges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36833321)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36835906)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: painfully honest ratface orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921488)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 12:31 PM
Author: House-broken Lavender Factory Reset Button Yarmulke

one of the hardest self-pwns ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638717)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater

cp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36832695)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: fighting striped hyena regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36833527)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: fighting striped hyena regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36834859)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

We agree that Tesla is a joke. What is your biggest fear re: this investment? Mine is that Tesla somehow scrapes together an objectively shitty Q3 that is still marginally less shitty than expected (SOUND THE ALARM MODEL 3 FINALLY HAS A 3% gross margin - never mind that similarly priced cars typically earn ~15%) and the price goes into another idiotic frenzy.

In the long run these guys are fucked. But like the other poster says, there could be lots of zig zags on the way to $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36835940)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: fighting striped hyena regret

It's already known that the SEC/DOJ are probing civil and criminal matters. It cannot get more obvious than this. The class action suits are billions in liability.

My biggest fear is the amount of STUPID money out there. The worse case scenario is that Elon reveals the massive fraud behind everything -- 420,000 reservations are fake, his Curaçao fund, etc. and the response is... NOTHING.

The Gene Munsters of the world rationalize away everything, it costs money to "save the world" after all. They throw $5B at Elon. Tesla will still go bankrupt, but all shorts/puts out through at least 2020 are wiped out.

The second worst outcome is stupid money throwing about $2B at Elon so that Tesla survives long enough for shorts/puts to be margin called or wiped out.

I don't believe that will happen. Based on Elon's behavior, his best maneuver was "funding secured". This suggests he's out of tricks. I have bet accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36836096)



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Date: September 18th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: fighting striped hyena regret

I'm 100% positive that even after TSLAQ, you'll be able to have a second crack at shorting. The stock will randomly surge to $10 or above for no reason due to fanbois.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36836148)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088577)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: painfully honest ratface orchestra pit

Grats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36905990)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Thanks friend. Fwiw I’m confident $267 is still cartoonishly high and there’s still lots of money to be made on tesla’s demise.

The efficient market hypothesis is a fucking joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921405)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: painfully honest ratface orchestra pit

Those PUTS on Wednesday would've been 180 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921414)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: painfully honest ratface orchestra pit

Not unreasonable to think it'll drop to 200-220

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921416)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36921394)



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Date: September 29th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

elon out as chairman. holy shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36923405)



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Date: October 8th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#36984990)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

What are some painless ways to kill oneself? Asking for a friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088570)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: blue indirect expression national

lol another $TSLA victim

seen so many of you suckers get burned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088580)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

To be clear I’m certain Elon just jammed through a bunch of backlog and simultaneously told his suppliers “funding secured lol.” I remain unmoved.

I just don’t mind making fun of myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088594)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: flickering property

lol yes you do monkeyface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088600)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

“I’m literally too stupid and poor to have anything to say on the topic at hand so lemme just call you a name.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088610)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: flickering property

I know better than to regurgitate freshman year econ notes and act like an MFE and a smug fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37088647)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Why sidetrack an interesting thread with literally nothing worth listening to? I literally couldn’t care less about anything you think about anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089738)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: flickering property

this thread is in no way interesting

it is just you being a smug and annoying faggot with zero insight like in every thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089760)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

I sorry for not being sufficiently humble in a cesspool of mostly retarded racist people that call me nigger. Ive changed my mind and take you seriously as a human being now.

Happy now??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089818)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: flickering property

Why would I care about some dumb nigger from the internet taking me seriously? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089828)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER lmao you dumb fucking faggot do you think saying NIGGER enough times is gonna make some KKK grand dragon appear in my apartment like candyman? I suppose you might because you’re actually retarded.

you can say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER a hundred thousand more times and you’ll still be poorer and dumber than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089880)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: flickering property

lol how red in the face were you when you slammed this out on your keyboard?

I win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090030)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: vivacious frum casino knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090036)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Lol I can’t be red faced I’m black. And I’m posting on my phone. And nigga i don’t care about you. I would literally tap dance for you like an actual reconstruction era minstrel in public to avoid what happened to my net worth today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090105)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: flickering property

come on dude you can't let money matter that much to you

also for what its worth ive always had the same thoughts as you about crypto and tesla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090229)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: blue indirect expression national

classic "i'm in it for the tech" poast after losing money



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089790)



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Date: October 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Lol what tech??? I’m still convinced Tesla is a joke and this is a last ditch effort to avert bankruptcy by getting the stock price over the $360 strike price of the $1.3bn converts that mature in March.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37089831)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop

Unique and interesting take. You must be the only person anywhere to think this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37090202)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop

Really just brutal thread.

Ive been following Tesla only to see the OP btfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37094301)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

You think this is the end lmao? I expected this to happen. I remain unmoved that Elon may have employed all kinds of shenanigans to finally turn a profit (pretty nice when you owe $11 billion to other people)

I’m just laughing at myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37094974)



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Date: October 25th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop

Of course its not the end, but you were so smug and so wrong ITT that its made for a great thread to come back to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37095441)



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Date: October 26th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

If you think I’m wrong, you don’t understand my argument. I literally said last September itt that Tesla might scrape together a solid q3 that triggers a price frenzy.

I’ll consider myself wrong if Tesla manages to thrive over the next 2 years in a higher interest rate environment with stiff competition in the electric vehicle a space. This is still a layup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37100949)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop

Updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540211)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

must suck to be retarded and an incel :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271770)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: titillating site immigrant

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&mc=12&forum_id=2#33939065

Date: August 7th, 2017 10:20 PM

Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,

I poured $5,000 into tezos with the 20% bonus. You really think it'll be worth $50k by year end???? Goddamn that gives me a boner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694990&forum_id=2#33939065)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133818)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: walnut principal's office

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133821)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: Duck-like shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133837)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: titillating site immigrant

because logic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133840)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: chocolate keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37544806)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139791)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha you dumb cocksucker

I’ve long since cashed out with a 5x profit. Cry now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133952)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Do you not have anything to say for yourself? If only your capacity to reason (ie, should I not assume he’s already cashed out?) and third grade math (I wonder how much he might’ve made vs his implied entry price w the 20% bonus) rivaled your stalking ability



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133965)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133973)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: titillating site immigrant

I've never put a cent into crypto, just seems odd that you now deride xo cryptomos as dumbasses for speculating when you were salivating over some scam just a little bit ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133974)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

i feel smart people generally are more likely to change their minds, revisit assumptions and admit to being wrong.

I’m ashamed of my crypto experience. I readily admit to this. Doesn’t mean I don’t get to call people stupid for still HODLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133994)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: walnut principal's office

You didn’t sell anything. Just lol tell us more about LOGIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37133997)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4018285&forum_id=7#36372401



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134007)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: titillating site immigrant

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134009)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: walnut principal's office

Do you really think it will be worth $50,000 by year end daddy!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134018)



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Date: October 31st, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Maybe 50,000 Venezuelan Bolivars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37134039)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop

This is why I avoid black doctors and investment advisors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139796)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: chocolate keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37138698)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Tesla’s valuation remains a testament to the inherent stupidity of mankind.

My guess is the 10-Q (which still isn’t out) will show that Elon merely stopped paying the bills and jammed through a bunch of backlog this quarter to show positive cash flow. Assume I’m treating periods like this to double down on my bet UNLESS the stock price is still > ~$360 on March 15 (what’s the significance of this date and price you ask???? don’t worry about all that just stick to bumping threads when a wildly variable stock behaves like a...wildly variable stock).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139046)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: comical laser beams

Right, you know much more than institutional investors pumping money into $TSLA right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37139834)



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Date: November 1st, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Literally perfect name/post synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37140321)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271700)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 8:06 PM
Author: cordovan field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640703)



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Date: January 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Useless new version

as a general rule, anyone who uses the phrase “because logic” is absolutely insufferable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#37545145)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: dashing nowag double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271651)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: insane diverse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271759)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271647)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: Orange background story

Did u profit or long since get owned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271722)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

I bought a bunch of (then) out of the money puts with a break even at ~$230

Life is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271803)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/22/citi-sees-chance-tesla-drops-to-36.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271649)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:19 PM
Author: Orange background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271690)



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Date: May 22nd, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: citrine cracking menage mood

nice call, hope you held strong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#38271730)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: titillating site immigrant

Elon with the reversal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39398815)



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Date: January 8th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop

Rough thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39398828)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:02 PM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540203)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: federal anal cruise ship quadroon

depends on when OP got out of the pozition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540217)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&mc=83&forum_id=2#37100949

Its been almost 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540232)



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Date: February 4th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: thriller filthpig scourge upon the earth

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39540215)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638057)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: Excitant Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638058)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz at-the-ready boltzmann public bath

Same pumo: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4418708&mc=167&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638060)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:01 AM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638061)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4190017&mc=41&forum_id=2

😳

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638078)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4172087&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638079)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:09 AM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4317326&mc=24&forum_id=2

This was a cool 20% pop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638084)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz at-the-ready boltzmann public bath

And yet the NASDAQ is up 25%. Oh what a E*Trade Pumo scholar calling a stock that can't even keep up with its own index.

And more gems of wisdom? Tell us more about all the money you made but never poasted a thread title about E*Trade Pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 11:37 AM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

Using NASDAQ to calculate excess return instead of the S&P (up 12ish% since then) is a sign of high intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638455)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz at-the-ready boltzmann public bath

(NOWAG whose highlight reel of investments didn’t beat the index, and whose short went 200% against “him”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639007)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Slippery Chartreuse Church Building Old Irish Cottage

lol OP would literally have been better off buying Boolberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638090)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:11 AM
Author: Very tactful metal forum patrolman

Lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638093)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: zippy gunner gas station

Me: stressing about deadlines and drinking heavily because of logic.

You: probably the same but with a lot less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 12:36 PM
Author: Low-t location persian

OP is a moron but one cant help but share the pain of this miscue when reading this record of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39638737)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

I’m not a moron and I’m not even 0.000001% embarrassed. No one can see the future. short covering, delta hedging and a retail frenzy combined to drive Tesla to Jupiter. That’s fine congrats everyone that made money. I still think it’s an awful long term investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639014)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop

“ No one can see the future.”

Then stfu about your reddit level predictions and boasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639113)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz at-the-ready boltzmann public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640368)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: cordovan field

Because logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640385)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: histrionic lilac house

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39639116)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: Very tactful metal forum patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640600)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: Crusty galvanic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640609)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Smoky Sinister Crackhouse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39673913)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: Lime stage

This thread is proof the LORD truly hates pride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640418)



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Date: February 23rd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: fragrant sex offender school

now looks like a great time to short tsla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39640421)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hominid Pozpig

tbf shorting any tech stock looks good right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669674)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

i thought tesla sold cars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669842)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: histrionic lilac house

Tesla sells Musk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669845)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hominid Pozpig

*space vehicles, miniature cave submarines, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39669872)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

😬😬😬

I think the reversion to value only happens in a downturn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39660948)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Very tactful metal forum patrolman

this retard op deserves to be wiped out just for formating his thread title like a reddit asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39664243)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: fear-inspiring supple windowlicker garrison

before i head to the gym, lemme just say i’m not even 0.0000000000000000001% ashamed of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674017)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop

Have fun at the “gym” lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674267)



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Date: February 29th, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: cocky goal in life

describe the return you made on shorting TSLA the last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#39674335)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Sapphire range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41408986)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41448004)



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Date: November 27th, 2020 9:50 PM
Author: Geriatric party of the first part

Amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#41448012)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:38 AM
Author: amber useless brakes dog poop

still lol @ this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228863)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:50 AM
Author: Bull headed foreskin rehab

lmao who is this retard OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228890)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 12:58 AM
Author: titillating site immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42228906)



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Date: April 18th, 2021 3:58 PM
Author: citrine cracking menage mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42302690)



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Date: April 18th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: buck-toothed hell

I fucking love logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#42302694)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 10:43 PM
Author: Twinkling pea-brained pit

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43524882)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: dashing nowag double fault

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43524962)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle shivering coldplay fan set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525277)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:15 AM
Author: Idiotic canary goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525326)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Internal Respiration Stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525329)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: Slap-happy Indian Lodge

shit like this is why I tuned out anything xo said about money including crypto. now I realize my flaw was just not detecting the rudolph AI (dozens of pumos implementing the core rudolph directives) and filter that out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4080406&forum_id=2#43525394)