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I want to QUIT BIGLAW and go to BUSINESS SCHOOL????
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Date: November 7th, 2009 4:59 PM Author: curious slap-happy jew I've been doing my BIGLAW bullshit job for four plus years now and I can't take this shit anymore. It's just a never ending quest to bill and bill and work for assholes and peons whose only hobby in life is to work.
So I'm looking into business school because I am good at not studying, drinking, networking, drinking, hitting on bitches, not studying, hitting on bitches, and drinking.
If I take the GMAT and don't do well can I take it again or will the schools I apply to average my scores? How does that work?
What the fuck is on the GMAT anyway? Is it harder than the LSAT?
I only want to go to MBA school abroad because most of those schools are one year only and they are generally much cheaper than American schools. |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 5:00 PM Author: Turquoise Laughsome Electric Furnace Candlestick Maker I think GMAT prep courses are really worth the money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13207207) |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 5:02 PM Author: curious slap-happy jew So I want to do this all in the most cost effective manner so I wasn't planning on taking the GMAT course. I was just going to study for maybe a month using books.
And I don't have to go to a top school like INSEAD or London Business School. I'd be content at a lower ranked school. I want a school that is relatively cheap but still ranked okay. |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 5:04 PM Author: Turquoise Laughsome Electric Furnace Candlestick Maker but then you'll have no job when you get out the reality is that there are probably only 10-15 bschools in the world TOPS that are worth the money |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: curious slap-happy jew I don't need a good job, I just need any decent job. Like if I did an MBA at a school abroad I'd be content with some 60k a year job in China or something. I just want to live abroad and not be a law firm lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13207294) |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: curious slap-happy jew Lets say a person got a 162 on their LSAT (I know not a great score). What would that type of person probably get on the GMAT and what types of school should they aim for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13207302) |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 5:47 PM Author: motley puppy bbw Shut the fuck up your flame is weak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13207518) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 3:24 AM Author: misunderstood principal's office I know someone who is doing BIGACCOUNTING presently after getting masters from Texas. She'd likely pull a 155 LSAT. Bschool is for dumbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13212420) |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 7:51 PM Author: Histrionic Brindle Queen Of The Night Range hahaha GMAT prep courses lololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13208306) |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 7:50 PM Author: Contagious pistol OBVIOUS FLAME.
Anyway the notion is just retarded. Business isn't really any better then law. You'll work so many hours there that your kids won't know who you are and you wife will cheat on you and then divorce you and take half your shit. Really no different then law with the exception of working with more normal people (i.e. business people aren't nearly as nerdy and weird as law school people). |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 8:08 PM Author: crimson faggot firefighter business *is* better at law at its best.
it just takes a little longer to get to that sweet spot. |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: marvelous topaz water buffalo public bath You are probably less likely to reach that sweet spot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13209135) |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 11:12 PM Author: Lime native 95% of bschool gradsi know from my h/y/p undergrad who went to h/s/w for mba hate their lives -- they're either (a) unemployed wall street types scrambling for some idiotic finance job (b) mgmt consultants, whose lvies are at least as bad as lawyers except they don't get to sleep at home, or (c) middle managers at some BS corporate dept (eg, "vp of marketing") making 160k/year and constantly in fear of being laid off.
maybe like 2% made it to the "holy grail" -- eg, good private equity or VC firm, making lots of money.
don't think the grass is greener out of bschool. |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 11:16 PM Author: motley puppy bbw (c) middle managers at some BS corporate dept (eg, "vp of marketing") making 160k/year and constantly in fear of being laid off.
THAT SOUNDS AWFUL!!! |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 11:17 AM Author: pontificating rehab Subject: degree is irrelevant there's very few job that will say no to you, just because u have a JD and not an MBA.
I'd examine the other aspects of your life first, MBA won't solve everything, just about every job sucks in some ways. |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 1:15 PM Author: fuchsia coiffed filthpig parlor "there's very few job that will say no to you, just because u have a JD and not an MBA."
Completely untrue. The JD is not as flexible a degree as people seem to think it is. If you had a background in finance, management, accounting, econ, even math, this might be more accurate, but if you're a typical liberal arts undergrad with a JD, you aren't going to get a business type job without significant relevant WE + luck. |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 8:40 PM Author: aphrodisiac ultramarine gay wizard you won't regret it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13208715) |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: rebellious yellow turdskin you don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13208723) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 11:43 AM Author: aphrodisiac ultramarine gay wizard I'm being sarcastic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13213487) |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: rebellious yellow turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13209120) |
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Date: November 7th, 2009 8:41 PM Author: citrine narrow-minded fanboi its the right move for some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13208719) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 12:16 AM Author: curious slap-happy jew I know the grass is always greener.. but I really can't stand BIGLAW for two distinct reasons.
First, the billable hour model is insane. It forces you to be inefficient. You constantly have never ending pressure to bill. It is just insane to think of doing that for one's entire life.
Second, lawyers are generally anti-social risk adverse losers who have no outside interests. 95% of the partners I've meet have one hobby: working. They sacrifice their entire existence on this Earth in order to do mundane work for corporations that has typically has no benefit for society whatsoever.
Sure, business is the same in some respects. The hours can suck but at least you aren't doing billables. You are judged by the quality of your work and other attributes instead of how many hours you bill.
And without question MBA types are ten times more social, ten times more creative, and ten times less risk adverse. They actually enjoy b-school because all they do is drink and network. Sure they are douchbags big time but whatever.
SO anyway, I really regret ever going to LS. I wasted so much time and stressed out so much to enter and survive in this BS profession. I don't want to turn into a zombie law firm lawyer who sacrifices all just for the sake of making money. Fuck that, I have too many interests.
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Date: November 8th, 2009 3:02 AM Author: Sinister stead athletic conference Dude, it's what you make of your career. There are interesting lawyers out there who have interesting jobs. Do you have strong lit experience? Toss a resume to your local AUSA office?
Biz school won't be much better. My McKinsey friends hate their lives because they get paid shit for living out of a suitcase four days a week. My IBD friends hate their lives because they don't stop working. The grass always seems greener but the real holy grail in any career field is the 9-6 six figure job where you can have a life. |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 2:47 PM Author: curious slap-happy jew Dude, I have no chance at AUSA positions. Those are so fucking hard to get. My grades suck ass and I didnt clerk.
I cant even get shitty federal government jobs. All those positions gets hundreds of resumes now.
I've tried this entire year to get a new job in government, inhouse or a smaller firm but I have had no luck at all. |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 3:26 AM Author: Deep step-uncle's house goal in life not that anybody cares about my opinion, but i seriously considered going to law school for years. when it came right down to it, the reason why i decided not to go into law was in part because of the debtload but mostly because when i got out of law school i'd have to work with other lawyers.
*shudders* |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 10:39 AM Author: Sick Psychic Why don't you go inhouse where there are no billable requirements? If you're 4 years into biglaw, you can start to look now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13213199) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 2:50 PM Author: curious slap-happy jew I have applied to hundreds of inhouse position. There is nothing. Everything is just too fucking competitive now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13215062) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 11:54 AM Author: Purple National Business school recruiting is pretty poor this year and generally no great unless you are looking into banking or consulting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13213573) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 12:03 PM Author: bistre razzle-dazzle set Overall, people in business are more normal and fun to be around, but I have also seen some of the most egregious douches in the world come out of b-school. For example, I saw a 27 year old with obvious caps on his teeth the other day in the gym doing nothing but bicep curls. The problem is that the b-school douches strive to "drink, network, and hit on bitches" whereas law school douches strive to discuss random legal minutiea. Boring, but harmless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13213646) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 12:51 PM Author: bateful amber state What's wrong with having caps on your teeth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13213974) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 1:26 PM Author: irradiated lay sneaky criminal What are caps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13214289) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 3:31 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hall Azn http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/blueninja/Grillz.JPG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13215404) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 3:35 PM Author: bateful amber state haha. i thought he was talking about veneers and crowns, which are actually quite prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13215445) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 12:11 PM Author: Pink spot outside of making connections, what benefits are you looking to get out of business school? just keep your law job and spend every waking moment networking. you will end up in the same place, and you won't have to be poor getting there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13213709) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 12:41 PM Author: fuchsia coiffed filthpig parlor Subject: I am actually doing this right now I was in Biglaw corporate practice for a couple of years and decided that I'd rather be doing something else. I took the GMAT and got a 760 (V:48, Q:48). My LSAT was 167, back when that was 96th percentile. I only studied for the GMAT for a few weeks, so I don't know if I was lucky or it was just a lot easier than the LSAT. Anyway, I got accepted to a top MBA program and will start in January. I'm completely happy with my decision. Life's too short to stay in an unsatisfying career, and even a great salary doesn't make up for a job you don't enjoy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13213868) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 2:52 PM Author: curious slap-happy jew Thank you. Your story makes me feel good. How are you going to pay for Bschool? Did you save enough in law to pay for most of it? Do you still have law school loans?
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Date: November 8th, 2009 3:29 PM Author: fuchsia coiffed filthpig parlor Subject: I paid off my law school loans I knew from the beginning I didn't want to stay in Biglaw so I put almost all of every paycheck towards paying off my loans. I still have a bit left, around 35k, but those are low interest. I managed to save a little money on top of that but not enough for an MBA, so I am going to have to take out loans again. It should be about 100K at most, maybe a bit less if I'm careful. I'm doing a one year MBA outside the US, so the exchange rate is kind of fucking me, but the school seems to have great career placement and it won't keep me outside the workforce too long, so there's lower opportunity cost than a 2 year MBA. In the end, getting an MBA, especially at this program, is something I've wanted to do for a long time. I actually want to learn about finance, management, marketing, econ; it's not something I'm doing solely for career opportunities. And I honestly don't care if I make less money than I did as a biglaw associate, I just want to enjoy my work. |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 3:51 PM Author: curious slap-happy jew That is exactly what I want to do: get an MBA abroad because it's only one year instead of two. Could I ask what continent? Europe or Asia?
I've looked into Oxford, London School of Business, Cambridge, and those schools in France and Spain. I still need to take some GMAT practice tests to see how I do. I'd also consider shit in Asia but not sure what's good. Heard CEIB in China or something is okay. |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 4:06 PM Author: fuchsia coiffed filthpig parlor Subject: My program has the opportunity for both but I will be in Asia. For reputation and career prospects, I guess just check out the Economist and Forbes rankings. There really aren't that many top MBA programs in Europe and Asia. Like you said, LBS, INSEAD, Oxford, IE, IMD etc. I'm not that familiar with the Asian ones.
I wasn't sure if MBA programs were receptive to applications from lawyers, but I get the sense that if your GMAT is good, especially the Quant section, you'll have a good shot. I think it helps that they like to have a diverse class and a lawyer stands out among all the bankers, consultants and managers. But I also think you have to have a good reason for wanting to get the MBA besides "I hated law." It might be tough for someone who comes from the litigation side. Since I was in corporate and was working with bankers and company managment all the time, I could plausibly argue that I had some relevant experience and an idea of what I was getting into, I guess...anyway I got in. It remains to be seen what potential employers will think of my background when I'm looking for jobs. |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 4:34 PM Author: curious slap-happy jew Nice. How are the job prospects? I think I know which school you are at. It is very respected so I assume you think you'll get a decent job out of it?
I am in litigation but I'm in a subspeciality that relates to business. I think I can wing it and say that I am more interested in being on the business side of this area instead of the legal side. |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 3:37 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hall Azn http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799150&forum_id=2#9629437 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13215457) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 3:39 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hall Azn http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029160&mc=79&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13215481) |
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Date: November 8th, 2009 3:40 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hall Azn http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1028046&mc=103&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1132126&forum_id=2#13215496) |
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