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180 story about President Taft

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before b...
razzle property
  12/11/09
Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for &quo...
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  12/11/09
"Before becoming president, . . ."
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this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time...
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  11/11/11
think this was before he was prez
razzle property
  12/11/09
im not sure but this may have happened before he was "t...
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  12/11/09
I don't think he was president yet dood
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  12/11/09
I hear that this was before he was president.
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  12/11/09
maybe it happened before he was president
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The anecdote takes place before he had become President
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  12/11/09
I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected Preside...
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Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
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The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Ova...
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idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or po...
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For some reason, this one is my favorite
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i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - b...
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would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.
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correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took pl...
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I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected t...
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That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large par...
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Because this was in Russia.
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He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.
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  12/11/09
There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.
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  12/11/09
i think this dood has a valid point
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  12/11/09
Of course, we'll never really know for sure.
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this happened before that nigger was fucking president you a...
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I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm d...
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i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, ...
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  12/11/09
To be fair, Was he president at the time of this story? I...
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  11/14/11
it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the p...
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  12/12/09
Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to p...
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  12/12/09
it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. n...
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  12/12/09
suck my cock faggot.
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are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United St...
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  12/12/09
Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote...
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I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as t...
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i know, right?!
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You seem dumb.
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a pumo never logs into his account again. why?
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  12/12/09
I'm not sure.
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I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet a...
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  12/23/10
The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.
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i have the same question.
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i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don...
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Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn'...
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Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presid...
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I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at t...
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philosphics. pure philosophics.
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Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet Pres...
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i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he ...
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I don't think he was president yet.
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Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurr...
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i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are...
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he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wa...
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something about prezidents.
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i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at...
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*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westla...
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The converted coal into oil.
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My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming pr...
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he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even kno...
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the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the...
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It appears that this event predated his ascension to the ova...
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in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, grante...
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are you the first pumo
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why not?
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good point. this story must be fake.
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the problem here is that he wasn't president yet
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he wasn't president yet
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HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.
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no man OP says that he wasn't president yet
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brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier...
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Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Just...
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Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness i...
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no one knows
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THIS THREAD SUCKS
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it was before he was elected.
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I just checked and realized that this happened before he was...
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...and the President's name was Albert Einstein
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I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our ...
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President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing th...
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this was before he was president
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dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet
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Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.
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tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "...
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It was probably because he never understood why everything h...
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couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS ...
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  12/12/09
WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1
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  12/12/09
even though he was president at the time, why didn't he thin...
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p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat t...
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  12/11/09
hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FAT...
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Should have just said he was the President.
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  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
flame?
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  12/12/09
after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. ...
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I love this thread.
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  12/11/09
But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?
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  12/11/09
William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief...
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  12/11/09
lol. this thread took off
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  12/12/09
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
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lulz
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I think so. It doesn't even make sense though because IRL h...
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p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein
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dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards. also, he ...
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  12/12/09
tbf, dood is really fat
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  12/12/09
he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs. i mean, he was...
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this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he wa...
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after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yal...
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"after his presidency,..."
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Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!
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I think this was after he was prez
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p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: razzle property

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before becoming president, he once visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next train would not arrive for several hours, although a fast train would run through in an hour. He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the fast train would stop for a “large party.” The superintendent agreed. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, “You can go ahead; I am the large party."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523099)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated ruddy step-uncle's house

Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for "the president?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523121)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: Dull hairless organic girlfriend dopamine

"Before becoming president, . . ."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523137)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:53 AM
Author: Chestnut razzle-dazzle water buffalo

this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344932)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: razzle property

think this was before he was prez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523138)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: odious rebellious ticket booth

im not sure but this may have happened before he was "the president"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523167)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Spectacular love of her life jap

I don't think he was president yet dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523260)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Slimy henna puppy background story

I hear that this was before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523261)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Bossy exciting becky gaming laptop

maybe it happened before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523294)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets

The anecdote takes place before he had become President

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523315)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: Carmine box office preventive strike

I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523451)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: irradiated plaza

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523500)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: umber resort

The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Oval Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523523)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac parlour

idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or possibly for another reason but who knows really i sure dont

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523532)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz volcanic crater

For some reason, this one is my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487762)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: chartreuse son of senegal marketing idea

i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - but i believe this was before he was elected to the chief position in the executive branch of our government

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523555)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Stirring Area

yeah! i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523565)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: amber faggot firefighter

would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523694)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:15 PM
Author: Black vivacious locale party of the first part

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took place prior to him becoming the commander-in-chief of these, our united states of america.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523807)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: Curious harsh newt casino

I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected to be President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524265)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Soggy famous landscape painting turdskin

That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large party" was not a lie. That's the point of the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524276)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Low-t Liquid Oxygen Cumskin

Because this was in Russia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524289)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: blathering locus really tough guy

He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524317)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperactive pisswyrm

There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524331)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Native

i think this dood has a valid point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524363)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: mauve azn public bath

Of course, we'll never really know for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524386)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:33 PM
Author: slippery deer antler

this happened before that nigger was fucking president you ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525139)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: Motley prole sweet tailpipe

I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm drawing a blank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525183)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:45 PM
Author: tan wonderful lay legend

i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, MAYBE HE WASNT FUCKING PRESIDENT AT THE TIME LIKE THE ARTICLE SAID, YOU TARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525247)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:46 PM
Author: Red hideous giraffe lodge

To be fair,

Was he president at the time of this story? If not, that could provide the explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525253)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:04 AM
Author: Soggy famous landscape painting turdskin

fucking pumo-cock asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525429)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: Greedy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365520)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 AM
Author: Fishy meetinghouse queen of the night

it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525460)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: primrose center

Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to post ever?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525587)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: opaque stage roast beef

it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. not sure though, may have to re-read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525621)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: dark electric juggernaut market

suck my cock faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725937)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot

are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United States had it in him to tell a Lie----just in order to catch a fast train??

why do you hate are country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525705)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: Misunderstood Double Fault Yarmulke

Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528588)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Saffron knife space

I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as the president when you are not, in fact, the president. Chances are he did not have any supernatural device or unholy skill that would allow him to see into the future to see that he would one day become president. Thus, identifying himself as president would have been an outright lie. Furthermore, even if such an ability he did possess, it still would have been a lie, as a good man of Taft's stature would not so identify himself when the presidency was not yet in his grasp. Although, can one truly consider someone using such soothsaying techniques a "good man?" Perish the thought! Nay, he must have lacked such ability, leaving the consequences of falsely identifying one's self as president as the sole deterrent to the execution of your suggestion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528606)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: Boyish Mother Whorehouse

i know, right?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528862)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:58 PM
Author: Racy Chocolate Stead Athletic Conference

You seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530806)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: Laughsome Native

a pumo never logs into his account again. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530826)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:12 PM
Author: out-of-control galvanic parlor wrinkle

I'm not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530888)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: flirting histrionic elastic band

I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet assumed the Office of President of these United States.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530895)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: Sable faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16883327)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Lime aromatic gas station

The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531324)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: crystalline point macaca

readingcomppwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725917)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: dark electric juggernaut market

i have the same question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725934)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:46 AM
Author: judgmental contagious theatre

i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don't believe that he had yet become president when I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there...to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726870)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: filthy flushed keepsake machete bawdyhouse

Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn't the President at that point in time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726899)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: learning disabled theater stage kitty cat

Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889764)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: underhanded stag film round eye

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046933)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: silver black woman university

I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at the time of this occurrence? Is this not the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889896)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: dark electric juggernaut market

philosphics. pure philosophics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889929)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:57 PM
Author: Cocky arousing shrine pozpig

Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet President at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: opaque stage roast beef

i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he president? i'm not a rhodes scholar though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890195)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Slimy henna puppy background story

I don't think he was president yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898324)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Transparent glittery hospital masturbator

Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurring before his election to the highest public office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898345)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Diverse sadistic trust fund sneaky criminal

not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898347)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:05 PM
Author: shivering gay range multi-billionaire

i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are any clues that could shed some light on this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898356)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Supple hunting ground karate

he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wasn't actually president yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007925)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: bespoke slate mad cow disease hell

something about prezidents.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008012)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Fishy meetinghouse queen of the night

i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at this point no one will scroll down all the way to read this response so i won't say nothing i'm fucking going to remain silent as is my right and you can go faulk yourself officer this is a free country and i am not going to consent to your tyranny faulking dictator do you know how many died for us to be free man so N O i'm not going to cooperate and u can go faulk yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Thriller pale home

*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westlaw for some reason*

i figured it out man. this happened before he was president



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236441)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Self-absorbed temple private investor

The converted coal into oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337748)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored Heaven Internal Respiration

I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned yet, isn't it possible that he wasn't yet president? If only there was a textual clue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341753)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Slimy henna puppy background story

My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640187)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: autistic international law enforcement agency

he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even know he would be running, much less win the election.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640232)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: Thriller pale home

the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the time. thus he wouldn't be able to make such a remark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875271)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: provocative mint selfie

It appears that this event predated his ascension to the oval office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875296)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Effete address milk

in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, granted, in other universes it may be the opposite. but in our universe, unless the point of the story was that he was a liar, he'd have to be president *before* being able to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875314)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:33 AM
Author: dark electric juggernaut market

are you the first pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987768)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 5:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot

why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14988644)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: Abnormal Hairraiser Hominid Church Building

good point. this story must be fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999401)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Thriller pale home

the problem here is that he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097060)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: Thriller pale home

he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271535)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: lavender hot dingle berry set

HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271574)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: Thriller pale home

no man OP says that he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271590)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: cordovan candlestick maker gaping

brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier so that this thread doesn't make sense anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487744)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: erotic abode laser beams

Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Justice lying about his position in the government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487848)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: violet theater idea he suggested

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Crusty know-it-all crackhouse cuckoldry

Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487873)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Aqua beady-eyed telephone circlehead

no one knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15488064)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: stimulating pit

Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de esta historia se produjo, Sr. Taft todavía no habían alcanzado la oficina del presidente, ni Sr. Taft en este momento ni menos ni más de un ghetto de cruceros Royal Caribbean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535668)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: tan wonderful lay legend

THIS THREAD SUCKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831506)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15841907)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:37 AM
Author: concupiscible emerald voyeur

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344911)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: underhanded stag film round eye

it was before he was elected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046924)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 6:57 AM
Author: Thriller pale home

I just checked and realized that this happened before he was President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178717)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 8:08 AM
Author: white 180 location

...and the President's name was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178736)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling jewess site

I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our non-president, which I'm pretty sure happened sometime after BOTH before and during this happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643498)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: flatulent immigrant chapel

President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing that he had traveled back in time to a period before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643541)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: dark electric juggernaut market

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643551)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: Thriller pale home

this was before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643591)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: sick dashing stage cuck

dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105142)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:59 AM
Author: Gold house people who are hurt

Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105175)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 8:14 AM
Author: Irate weed whacker

tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "President Taft."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937089)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: Titillating impertinent senate rigor

Faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344894)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: naked big state dragon

It was probably because he never understood why everything has to be so professional and square, for lack of a better word. I am sure there are reasons for it, but I wonder what it would be like if everyone was more friendly, caring, and understanding, and focused more on comfort. For example, I remember being in the grocery store or something and I said how can the cashiers stand there all day? Why can't they just have chairs? My boyfriend said it wouldn't be professional, or something like that. I dunno...I just don't see what is so wrong with making things more comfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19345058)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:46 PM
Author: Navy excitant indian lodge haunted graveyard

this thread won't die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365435)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: Unholy Den Corn Cake

couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS to get a train to come pick him up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530845)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: irradiated plaza

I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of Taft failed to recognize his ability to merely tell the train conductor he was the President of the United States of America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531361)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets

WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531378)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot

even though he was president at the time, why didn't he think to himself, "if i weren't president, then i could lie and say i am president, and then the fast train would stop for me, but since i used to be president and i cannot tell a lie like Davy Crockett, i should tell the truth and say, 'i will never be president, so i need to catch the fastest possible train to Washington'."?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13532106)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: comical hateful hall

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236503)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Scarlet institution

all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat the white house had to install a new bathtub for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523110)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: carnelian floppy friendly grandma piazza

Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this little fact in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523141)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Scarlet institution

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523148)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Olive school

You misspelled 6th grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523248)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Native

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523145)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened genital piercing incel

People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no one to impress really annoy me. Just say fucking U.S. History.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523491)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac parlour

you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap us history is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523504)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Scarlet institution

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523512)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened genital piercing incel

you're just angry because I called you out on your doucheyness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523543)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened genital piercing incel

Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?"

Was skimming too much clearly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523563)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: Olive school

Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523575)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Cracking cruise ship psychic

hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FATT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523477)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Charismatic Mad-dog Skullcap Sanctuary

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525167)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Curious harsh newt casino

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528517)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated ruddy step-uncle's house

Should have just said he was the President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523528)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: irradiated plaza

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523574)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets

You're a stand up dude for not editing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524357)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: mauve azn public bath

yea, ty for this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524395)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: tan wonderful lay legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525724)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: Obsidian adventurous philosopher-king striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525746)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: Curious harsh newt casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529434)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: peach trip place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662283)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 12:18 AM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14061465)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 2:58 PM
Author: bateful nofapping kitchen tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677019)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: sooty passionate quadroon

I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the difference between a train and a fast train, and why fat doods can't ride fast trains.

Also, why didn't he just tell them he was the president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523833)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: razzle property

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529483)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Supple hunting ground karate

after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. so many questions -- so little answers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007948)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Vigorous translucent death wish

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14790431)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: exhilarant hyperactive pisswyrm

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524332)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Cerebral insane partner

But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524336)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: vibrant spruce brunch

underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528689)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Soggy famous landscape painting turdskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528718)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: pungent indigo stock car pocket flask

or summoned an HHM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530868)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Azure marvelous community account office

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337804)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: confused roommate sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409524)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:32 PM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525126)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot

William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief Justice of Our Country. That that was after he became President but before he boarded the Train that carried him to his destiny of winning election to Our Presidency. After he won election to Our Presidency he famously coined the Phrase "carry yourself gingerly with the aid of a big stick." Or was it Charles Evans Hughes. I always get those two Gentlemen mixed up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525223)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: razzle property

lol. this thread took off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528935)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: lascivious half-breed field

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529512)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: odious rebellious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530696)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:02 PM
Author: odious rebellious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530838)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530847)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: out-of-control galvanic parlor wrinkle

I think so.

It doesn't even make sense though because IRL he would have just said he was the president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726882)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:52 PM
Author: bonkers talented travel guidebook trailer park

p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530729)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:07 PM
Author: Milky Appetizing Church

dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards.

also, he looks kinda like wilford brimley

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oG2ffHT1kXk/SJZXXLiz-bI/AAAAAAAACC8/7JeB23w0jpE/s400/william.howard.taft.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530860)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: razzle property

tbf, dood is really fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530867)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Milky Appetizing Church

he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs.

i mean, he was definitely fat, but he would not have been too notable by today's standards.

http://www.apneos.com/weight.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530897)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: fragrant bat-shit-crazy useless brakes tanning salon

this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he was president. that's like King Kong Bundy fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531341)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 4:03 AM
Author: drunken doctorate

Proof that fats gain it back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105185)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated ruddy step-uncle's house

FUCK, I want to outself now after what has transpired, I'm not a prolific contributor to the board, but certainly not an unknown original moniker. Funny thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531368)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:56 AM
Author: tan wonderful lay legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13557046)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: mildly autistic regret corner

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662264)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: peach trip place of business

180 fucking thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662286)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725694)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author:  headpube

after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yale. he declined, stating 'a sofa of law would be more in line with my proportions.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725899)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:55 AM
Author: cream cruel-hearted school cafeteria

Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because he wasn't done with his presidency?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725916)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: pearl principal's office brethren

"after his presidency,..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725925)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: cream cruel-hearted school cafeteria

Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725933)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 9:51 AM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets

I think this was after he was prez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726780)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: filthy flushed keepsake machete bawdyhouse

I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered after his presidency. Hold on a sec while I check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726914)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:59 AM
Author: filthy flushed keepsake machete bawdyhouse

Yup, just like I thought. I double checked. It was after his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726918)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author:  internet-worthy rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236321)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:23 AM
Author: Soggy famous landscape painting turdskin

180 ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875361)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: rose nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403648)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 7:14 AM
Author: Dull hairless organic girlfriend dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937046)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Ultramarine goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725928)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy garrison

googled "collection of asperger losers" and this thread was the first result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13727194)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets

WTF are you talking about this is the first result:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4665773_recognize-symptoms-aspergers-syndrome.html

Jeez, this thread isn't even on the first page! WTF dude!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13729386)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 10:28 PM
Author: Flickering dysfunction national

Wait a second. I myself just conducted the same google search, and this thread was not, in fact, the first result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15833037)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author:  menage

http://bit.ly/sAS690

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344940)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:31 PM
Author:  menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365365)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: confused roommate sound barrier

Strange, I think google indexing has changed significantly since this post was made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409491)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889693)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 2:59 PM
Author: plum rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898308)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets

Nice moniker dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898338)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: rose nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007847)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: Transparent glittery hospital masturbator

This is more like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007872)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: Cobalt pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007901)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:35 PM
Author: Chrome associate

this thread is ridiculously overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007982)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: Fishy meetinghouse queen of the night

erroneous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008032)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: rose nursing home

there's like 1 rating you twit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008248)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author:  internet-worthy rehab

no. its seriously awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875303)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: tan wonderful lay legend

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643531)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Self-absorbed temple private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236265)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: comical hateful hall

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236497)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Fishy meetinghouse queen of the night

he was rather talented

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236515)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author:  gunner orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341721)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14639999)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal medicated dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789545)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: judgmental contagious theatre

tyty there was some fantastic work done in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789558)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author:  gunner orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829757)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:59 PM
Author: Bull headed business firm mediation

holy shit how had i never seen this before

180180180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829812)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot

stfu and make ur contribution up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14830058)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: razzle property

the story was pretty good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875316)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: claret ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097048)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Deep Boiling Water Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271601)



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Date: November 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: Dull hairless organic girlfriend dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16557577)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:00 AM
Author: odious rebellious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987455)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: amethyst ladyboy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999398)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271507)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Heady Persian Nibblets

nice bump pumod00d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271516)



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Date: August 29th, 2010 5:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot

i know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15913272)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Soggy famous landscape painting turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535522)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author:  avocado forum

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831499)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: Obsidian adventurous philosopher-king striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046439)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:02 AM
Author: Flickering dysfunction national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16101960)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:39 AM
Author:  library windowlicker

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16102218)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: erotic abode laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643465)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: sapphire outnumbered gay wizard

EPIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643479)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author:  Base

ohhh, THIS is where that comes from...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643574)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 8:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring lake spot

ah enlightenment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881326)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 4:01 PM
Author:  Alpha

I just learned this nugget as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677483)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 9:12 AM
Author: well-lubricated ruddy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881380)



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Date: January 19th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: odious rebellious ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17091877)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: Irate weed whacker

Wouldn't the railroad superintendent have noticed that there were no other fat people waiting to board the fast train?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17750992)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:52 PM
Author: honey-headed

Don't be a faggot

This is a 180 story

and you are a 120 poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751202)



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Date: April 12th, 2011 5:18 PM
Author: Olive school

TYF bumping a thread I didnt even realize I had read before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17751366)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:20 AM
Author:  vengeful ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863888)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: razzle property

man i dont think the superintendent is the same dood as the engineer

plus you gotta pull the brake well in advance to make a stop, prob couldnt make out who was on the platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863900)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:39 PM
Author: walnut goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403622)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:10 AM
Author: razzle property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344888)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:40 AM
Author: concupiscible emerald voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344914)