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180 story about President Taft

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before b...
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  12/11/09
Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for &quo...
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  12/11/09
"Before becoming president, . . ."
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  12/11/09
this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time...
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  11/11/11
think this was before he was prez
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  12/11/09
im not sure but this may have happened before he was "t...
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  12/11/09
I don't think he was president yet dood
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  12/11/09
I hear that this was before he was president.
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  12/11/09
maybe it happened before he was president
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  12/11/09
The anecdote takes place before he had become President
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  12/11/09
I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected Preside...
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  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
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  12/11/09
The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Ova...
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  12/11/09
For some reason, this one is my favorite
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i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - b...
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  12/11/09
would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.
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correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took pl...
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I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected t...
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That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large par...
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  12/11/09
Because this was in Russia.
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He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.
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  12/11/09
There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.
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  12/11/09
i think this dood has a valid point
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  12/11/09
Of course, we'll never really know for sure.
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  12/11/09
this happened before that nigger was fucking president you a...
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I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm d...
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To be fair, Was he president at the time of this story? I...
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it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the p...
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Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to p...
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  12/12/09
it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. n...
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  01/05/10
are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United St...
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  12/12/09
Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote...
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I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as t...
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  12/12/09
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You seem dumb.
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a pumo never logs into his account again. why?
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  12/12/09
I'm not sure.
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  12/12/09
I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet a...
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  12/23/10
The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.
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i have the same question.
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i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don...
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Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn'...
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Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presid...
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I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at t...
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philosphics. pure philosophics.
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Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet Pres...
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i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he ...
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I don't think he was president yet.
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Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurr...
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i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are...
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he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wa...
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something about prezidents.
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My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming pr...
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he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even kno...
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why not?
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  05/14/10
good point. this story must be fake.
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the problem here is that he wasn't president yet
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he wasn't president yet
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HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.
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no man OP says that he wasn't president yet
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brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier...
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Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Just...
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it was before he was elected.
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  09/14/10
I just checked and realized that this happened before he was...
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...and the President's name was Albert Einstein
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I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our ...
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  11/25/10
President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing th...
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  11/25/10
this was before he was president
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  11/25/10
dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet
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  01/21/11
Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.
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tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "...
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
even though he was president at the time, why didn't he thin...
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p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.
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Should have just said he was the President.
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  12/11/09
Although this may require a dilligent search at the library ...
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  12/11/09
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  12/11/09
But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?
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William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief...
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  12/11/09
lol. this thread took off
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  12/12/09
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?
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p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein
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  12/12/09
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  12/12/09
he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs. i mean, he was...
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after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yal...
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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye

He apparently was very good natured about his size. Before becoming president, he once visited a small town on legal business. After his meeting, he learned that the next train would not arrive for several hours, although a fast train would run through in an hour. He therefore wired the railroad superintendent to ask if the fast train would stop for a “large party.” The superintendent agreed. When Taft boarded the train, he remarked to the bewildered conductor, “You can go ahead; I am the large party."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523099)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Rusted church building

Why didn't he just ask if the fast train would stop for "the president?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523121)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: hairraiser splenetic quadroon

"Before becoming president, . . ."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523137)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:53 AM
Author: Pungent bateful mediation

this might be one of the most prestigious poasts of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344932)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye

think this was before he was prez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523138)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Orchid Stimulating Kitty

im not sure but this may have happened before he was "the president"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523167)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: brass house regret

I don't think he was president yet dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523260)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Peach parlor rigpig

I hear that this was before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523261)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Histrionic sapphire tattoo patrolman

maybe it happened before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523294)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency

The anecdote takes place before he had become President

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523315)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: out-of-control halford forum

I am pretty sure this happened before he was elected President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523451)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Odious Coiffed Gas Station Brethren

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523500)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: supple sound barrier address

The incident in question anteceded his assumption of the Oval Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523523)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Talented Station

idk man maybe the secret service wanted him to lay low or possibly for another reason but who knows really i sure dont

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523532)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: charismatic nighttime becky

For some reason, this one is my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487762)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Costumed range

i'm not sure - you might want to verify this in the text - but i believe this was before he was elected to the chief position in the executive branch of our government

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523555)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: grizzly coldplay fan

yeah! i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523565)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: filthy pocket flask

would have been odd, considering email wasn't invented yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523694)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:15 PM
Author: Bright comical affirmative action trailer park

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe this incident took place prior to him becoming the commander-in-chief of these, our united states of america.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523807)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:21 PM
Author: Dun chapel

I have a feeling this event happened before he was elected to be President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524265)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Red irate theater gay wizard

That would be lying, d00d. Calling himself a "large party" was not a lie. That's the point of the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524276)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Ruddy heady indian lodge fortuitous meteor

Because this was in Russia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524289)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle corner

He wasn't the president at the time this story happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524317)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Apoplectic senate fat ankles

There's a good chance he wasn't the president at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524331)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: burgundy maniacal theater stage headpube

i think this dood has a valid point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524363)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: Godawful Piazza Selfie

Of course, we'll never really know for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524386)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:33 PM
Author: dull laughsome ape

this happened before that nigger was fucking president you ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525139)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: big theatre trust fund

I feel like there is a great joke to be made here, but I'm drawing a blank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525183)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:45 PM
Author: Startled meetinghouse personal credit line

i'm gonna take a wild stab it and suggest that, oh i dunno, MAYBE HE WASNT FUCKING PRESIDENT AT THE TIME LIKE THE ARTICLE SAID, YOU TARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525247)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:46 PM
Author: tan soggy resort

To be fair,

Was he president at the time of this story? If not, that could provide the explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525253)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:04 AM
Author: Red irate theater gay wizard

fucking pumo-cock asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525429)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 2:04 PM
Author: Emerald jewess striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365520)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 AM
Author: garnet wonderful new version

it appears that taft had not yet assumed the office of the president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525460)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: 180 native twinkling uncleanness

Was he president then? (And is this the most responded to post ever?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525587)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Naked ticket booth

it seems like it might be because he wasn't president yet. not sure though, may have to re-read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525621)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: Mewling Newt Azn

suck my cock faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725937)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy

are you suggesting that a Sitting President of the United States had it in him to tell a Lie----just in order to catch a fast train??

why do you hate are country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525705)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: Pearly electric home

Pretty sure he wasn't president at the time of this anecdote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528588)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: pearl passionate pit kitty cat

I think you can get in trouble for identifying yourself as the president when you are not, in fact, the president. Chances are he did not have any supernatural device or unholy skill that would allow him to see into the future to see that he would one day become president. Thus, identifying himself as president would have been an outright lie. Furthermore, even if such an ability he did possess, it still would have been a lie, as a good man of Taft's stature would not so identify himself when the presidency was not yet in his grasp. Although, can one truly consider someone using such soothsaying techniques a "good man?" Perish the thought! Nay, he must have lacked such ability, leaving the consequences of falsely identifying one's self as president as the sole deterrent to the execution of your suggestion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528606)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: violet marvelous shrine

i know, right?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528862)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic mind-boggling factory reset button stead

You seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530806)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: burgundy maniacal theater stage headpube

a pumo never logs into his account again. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530826)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:12 PM
Author: glassy whorehouse

I'm not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530888)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Silver Gaped Son Of Senegal

I don't think he could have said that since he had not yet assumed the Office of President of these United States.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530895)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: razzle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16883327)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Fragrant menage windowlicker

The events described in the OP preceded his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531324)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: orange temple

readingcomppwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725917)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: Mewling Newt Azn

i have the same question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725934)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:46 AM
Author: jet-lagged aromatic bawdyhouse

i might have to re-read the story to be 100% sure, but i don't believe that he had yet become president when I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie, "yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom; I was finally there...to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726870)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:54 AM
Author: Mischievous area

Seriously? How can anyone ever know that? My guess, he wasn't the President at that point in time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726899)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Cerebral onyx field

Temporally speaking, his train situation preceded his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889764)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone blathering skinny woman

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046933)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: cream preventive strike

I got the impression he hadn't yet attained that office at the time of this occurrence? Is this not the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889896)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: Mewling Newt Azn

philosphics. pure philosophics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13889929)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:57 PM
Author: Rose Pozpig Boltzmann

Because that would have been a lie since he was not yet President at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 4:13 PM
Author: Naked ticket booth

i'm going to throw this out there: maybe this was before he president? i'm not a rhodes scholar though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13890195)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Peach parlor rigpig

I don't think he was president yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898324)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: buff bipolar nowag private investor

Maybe this happened while on the campaign trail, thus occurring before his election to the highest public office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898345)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Pink Motley Spot

not sure, but I think Marty McFly might be involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898347)



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:05 PM
Author: exhilarant bistre library

i'm going to re-read the text of the OP and see if there are any clues that could shed some light on this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898356)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Thriller flesh community account casino

he probably would have, which leads me to believe that he wasn't actually president yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007925)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Exciting yellow potus

something about prezidents.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008012)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: garnet wonderful new version

i've thought about this for a while and here's the deal - at this point no one will scroll down all the way to read this response so i won't say nothing i'm fucking going to remain silent as is my right and you can go faulk yourself officer this is a free country and i am not going to consent to your tyranny faulking dictator do you know how many died for us to be free man so N O i'm not going to cooperate and u can go faulk yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236393)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful wagecucks

*stays up all night analyzing and researching this on westlaw for some reason*

i figured it out man. this happened before he was president



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236441)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Violent death wish mad cow disease

The converted coal into oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337748)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: balding milky internal respiration

I'm going to throw out something that hasn't been mentioned yet, isn't it possible that he wasn't yet president? If only there was a textual clue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14341753)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Peach parlor rigpig

My only guess is that this happened prior to his becoming president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640187)



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: Indigo property

he wasn't president at the time and probably didn't even know he would be running, much less win the election.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14640232)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful wagecucks

the issue here, i think, is that he was not president at the time. thus he wouldn't be able to make such a remark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875271)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: vivacious garrison

It appears that this event predated his ascension to the oval office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875296)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: Adventurous Brunch Nibblets

in this universe, cause always precedes effect. now, granted, in other universes it may be the opposite. but in our universe, unless the point of the story was that he was a liar, he'd have to be president *before* being able to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875314)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:33 AM
Author: Mewling Newt Azn

are you the first pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14987768)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 5:23 AM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy

why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14988644)



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Date: May 15th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: Drunken Mother Sex Offender

good point. this story must be fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14999401)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful wagecucks

the problem here is that he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15097060)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful wagecucks

he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271535)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: wine cruise ship

HEY RETARD. HE WASN'T THE FUCKING PRESIDENT YET.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271574)



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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful wagecucks

no man OP says that he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271590)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:37 PM
Author: Crawly Sweet Tailpipe Roast Beef

brb getting in a time machine to make taft president earlier so that this thread doesn't make sense anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487744)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Copper Voyeur Point

Might have been after he left office. Can't have chief Justice lying about his position in the government.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487848)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Vermilion high-end immigrant

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 8:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine titillating set foreskin

Nice. You just pwned Taft by shoving his own cluelessness in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15487873)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: Sinister Bat Shit Crazy Idiot

no one knows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15488064)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 9:07 PM
Author: haunting chad rehab

Es para mí un gran sospecha de que, en el momento de esta historia se produjo, Sr. Taft todavía no habían alcanzado la oficina del presidente, ni Sr. Taft en este momento ni menos ni más de un ghetto de cruceros Royal Caribbean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15535668)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: Startled meetinghouse personal credit line

THIS THREAD SUCKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831506)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGn3-RW8Ajk#t=12m07s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15841907)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:37 AM
Author: elite deer antler alpha

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344911)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone blathering skinny woman

it was before he was elected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16046924)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 6:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful wagecucks

I just checked and realized that this happened before he was President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178717)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 8:08 AM
Author: Mauve hominid

...and the President's name was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16178736)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: Cracking hot crotch

I don't not think this was not after he turned into not our non-president, which I'm pretty sure happened sometime after BOTH before and during this happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643498)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Boyish Lemon Locus

President Taft didn't want to blow his cover by revealing that he had traveled back in time to a period before he was president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643541)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Mewling Newt Azn

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643551)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful wagecucks

this was before he was president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643591)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: Sienna base fanboi

dude the thing is, he wasn't president yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105142)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 3:59 AM
Author: Ultramarine hell legend

Because Mr. Einstein never became President, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105175)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 8:14 AM
Author: Spectacular juggernaut school

tbf the thread title makes it confusing by calling him "President Taft."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937089)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:18 AM
Author: vigorous locale

Faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344894)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 9:40 AM
Author: canary swollen party of the first part international law enforcement agency

It was probably because he never understood why everything has to be so professional and square, for lack of a better word. I am sure there are reasons for it, but I wonder what it would be like if everyone was more friendly, caring, and understanding, and focused more on comfort. For example, I remember being in the grocery store or something and I said how can the cashiers stand there all day? Why can't they just have chairs? My boyfriend said it wouldn't be professional, or something like that. I dunno...I just don't see what is so wrong with making things more comfortable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19345058)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:46 PM
Author: Black flirting national

this thread won't die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365435)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: Lilac place of business ratface

couldn't he have just drawn on his prerogative as the POTUS to get a train to come pick him up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530845)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Odious Coiffed Gas Station Brethren

I find it difficult to believe a man with the brilliance of Taft failed to recognize his ability to merely tell the train conductor he was the President of the United States of America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531361)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency

WTF Y DINT HE SAY HE WAS PRECEDENT?!!1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531378)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:35 PM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy

even though he was president at the time, why didn't he think to himself, "if i weren't president, then i could lie and say i am president, and then the fast train would stop for me, but since i used to be president and i cannot tell a lie like Davy Crockett, i should tell the truth and say, 'i will never be president, so i need to catch the fastest possible train to Washington'."?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13532106)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Diverse abode digit ratio

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236503)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Unhinged puce coffee pot sanctuary

all i remember from AP US history was that taft was so fat the white house had to install a new bathtub for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523110)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: brindle trip orchestra pit feces

Was the AP really necessary? I think everyone learned this little fact in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523141)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Unhinged puce coffee pot sanctuary

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523148)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage police squad

You misspelled 6th grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523248)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: burgundy maniacal theater stage headpube

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523145)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Lime heaven pistol

People who have to add the. "AP" when they have no one to impress really annoy me. Just say fucking U.S. History.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523491)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Talented Station

you seem dumb. it was included to emphasize how useless ap us history is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523504)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Unhinged puce coffee pot sanctuary

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523512)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Lime heaven pistol

you're just angry because I called you out on your doucheyness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523543)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Lime heaven pistol

Honestly just saw, "Was the AP really necessary?"

Was skimming too much clearly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523563)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage police squad

Have you ever posted and NOT been a complete and total faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523575)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Excitant School Cafeteria Tank

hey guys did you ever notice you cant spell TAFT without FATT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523477)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: appetizing nursing home

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525167)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Dun chapel

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528517)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Rusted church building

Should have just said he was the President.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523528)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: Odious Coiffed Gas Station Brethren

Although this may require a dilligent search at the library of congress, I am inclined to believe this anecdote occurred prior to his election to our highest office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523574)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency

You're a stand up dude for not editing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524357)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: Godawful Piazza Selfie

yea, ty for this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524395)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: Startled meetinghouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525724)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: Lascivious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525746)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 1:55 PM
Author: Dun chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529434)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: Green infuriating location double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662283)



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Date: February 9th, 2010 12:18 AM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14061465)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 2:58 PM
Author: unholy curious depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677019)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded cruel-hearted rigor

I feel like I'd think this was funnier if I knew the difference between a train and a fast train, and why fat doods can't ride fast trains.

Also, why didn't he just tell them he was the president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13523833)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529483)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Thriller flesh community account casino

after reading everything above, this post made me crack up. so many questions -- so little answers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007948)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: ruby stirring stag film associate

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14790431)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Apoplectic senate fat ankles

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524332)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Provocative hunting ground

But for serious, why didn't he just take Airforce One?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13524336)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:07 PM
Author: amber glittery office useless brakes

underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528689)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Red irate theater gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528718)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: free-loading floppy tanning salon

or summoned an HHM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530868)



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Date: March 8th, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Disgusting Stage

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14337804)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:54 AM
Author: bisexual olive business firm knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409524)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:32 PM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525126)



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Date: December 11th, 2009 11:43 PM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy

William Howard Taft also won election to the office of Chief Justice of Our Country. That that was after he became President but before he boarded the Train that carried him to his destiny of winning election to Our Presidency. After he won election to Our Presidency he famously coined the Phrase "carry yourself gingerly with the aid of a big stick." Or was it Charles Evans Hughes. I always get those two Gentlemen mixed up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13525223)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye

lol. this thread took off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13528935)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: Rebellious Nudist Telephone

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13529512)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:48 PM
Author: Orchid Stimulating Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530696)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:02 PM
Author: Orchid Stimulating Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530838)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:04 PM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530847)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: glassy whorehouse

I think so.

It doesn't even make sense though because IRL he would have just said he was the president.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726882)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 4:52 PM
Author: Territorial racy boiling water step-uncle's house

p.s. the landwhale was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530729)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:07 PM
Author: Shimmering contagious incel

dude wasn't even that fat by today's standards.

also, he looks kinda like wilford brimley

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oG2ffHT1kXk/SJZXXLiz-bI/AAAAAAAACC8/7JeB23w0jpE/s400/william.howard.taft.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530860)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:09 PM
Author: multi-colored round eye

tbf, dood is really fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530867)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Shimmering contagious incel

he was 6' tall and averaged around 250lbs.

i mean, he was definitely fat, but he would not have been too notable by today's standards.

http://www.apneos.com/weight.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13530897)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Judgmental Ivory Philosopher-king

this says he was well over 300 pounds most of the time he was president. that's like King Kong Bundy fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531341)



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Date: January 21st, 2011 4:03 AM
Author: alcoholic friendly grandma elastic band

Proof that fats gain it back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17105185)



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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Rusted church building

FUCK, I want to outself now after what has transpired, I'm not a prolific contributor to the board, but certainly not an unknown original moniker. Funny thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13531368)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:56 AM
Author: Startled meetinghouse personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13557046)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: chestnut galvanic site giraffe

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662264)



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Date: December 28th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: Green infuriating location double fault

180 fucking thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13662286)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:13 AM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725694)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: Arousing electric furnace

after his presidency, taft was offered a chair of law at yale. he declined, stating 'a sofa of law would be more in line with my proportions.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725899)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:55 AM
Author: mahogany impertinent dog poop

Wouldn't it have made more sense for him to decline because he wasn't done with his presidency?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725916)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: Poppy dashing plaza

"after his presidency,..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725925)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: mahogany impertinent dog poop

Oh, I'm quite sure he was a 'sitting' president!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725933)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 9:51 AM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency

I think this was after he was prez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726780)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:58 AM
Author: Mischievous area

I'm about to reread this, but I think the chair was offered after his presidency. Hold on a sec while I check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726914)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 10:59 AM
Author: Mischievous area

Yup, just like I thought. I double checked. It was after his presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13726918)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Irradiated gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236321)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:23 AM
Author: Red irate theater gay wizard

180 ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875361)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:42 PM
Author: slate kitchen boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18403648)



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Date: September 9th, 2011 7:14 AM
Author: hairraiser splenetic quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#18937046)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: henna parlour multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13725928)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sooty stage goyim

googled "collection of asperger losers" and this thread was the first result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13727194)



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Date: January 5th, 2010 5:28 PM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency

WTF are you talking about this is the first result:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4665773_recognize-symptoms-aspergers-syndrome.html

Jeez, this thread isn't even on the first page! WTF dude!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13729386)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 10:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed jap filthpig

Wait a second. I myself just conducted the same google search, and this thread was not, in fact, the first result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15833037)



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:57 AM
Author: jet persian

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19344940)



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Date: November 14th, 2011 1:31 PM
Author: jet persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#19365365)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: bisexual olive business firm knife

Strange, I think google indexing has changed significantly since this post was made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17409491)



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Date: January 23rd, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy



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Date: January 24th, 2010 2:59 PM
Author: big-titted jew pervert



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Date: January 24th, 2010 3:03 PM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency

Nice moniker dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#13898338)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: slate kitchen boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007847)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: buff bipolar nowag private investor

This is more like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007872)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007901)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:35 PM
Author:  space

this thread is ridiculously overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14007982)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:39 PM
Author: garnet wonderful new version

erroneous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008032)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:44 PM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008109)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: slate kitchen boistinker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14008248)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Irradiated gunner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875303)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: Startled meetinghouse personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643531)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Violent death wish mad cow disease



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Diverse abode digit ratio

p.s. the conductor was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236497)



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Date: February 25th, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: garnet wonderful new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14236515)



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Date: March 9th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Blue Love Of Her Life Lodge



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Date: April 7th, 2010 11:23 PM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:19 PM
Author: Drab institution cumskin



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged aromatic bawdyhouse

tyty there was some fantastic work done in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14789558)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: Blue Love Of Her Life Lodge



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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:59 PM
Author: sticky lay candlestick maker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14829812)



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Date: April 26th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14830058)



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Date: May 1st, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: multi-colored round eye

the story was pretty good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#14875316)



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Date: May 27th, 2010 2:13 PM
Author: Angry den hissy fit



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Date: November 15th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: hairraiser splenetic quadroon



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:00 AM
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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:02 PM
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Date: June 17th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: underhanded swashbuckling crackhouse national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15271516)



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Date: August 29th, 2010 5:04 PM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy

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Date: July 17th, 2010 8:50 PM
Author: Red irate theater gay wizard



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Date: August 19th, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: pea-brained university messiness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#15831499)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: Lascivious box office



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed jap filthpig



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:39 AM
Author:  mental disorder

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16102218)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Copper Voyeur Point



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Date: November 25th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: medicated half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643479)



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Date: November 25th, 2010 11:06 PM
Author: cyan beta clown generalized bond

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16643574)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 8:27 AM
Author: avocado concupiscible ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881326)



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Date: April 3rd, 2011 4:01 PM
Author:  genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17677483)



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Date: December 23rd, 2010 9:12 AM
Author: Rusted church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#16881380)



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Date: January 19th, 2011 1:48 PM
Author: Orchid Stimulating Kitty



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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:18 PM
Author: Spectacular juggernaut school

Wouldn't the railroad superintendent have noticed that there were no other fat people waiting to board the fast train?

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Date: April 12th, 2011 4:52 PM
Author: opaque center

Don't be a faggot

This is a 180 story

and you are a 120 poster

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Date: April 12th, 2011 5:18 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage police squad

TYF bumping a thread I didnt even realize I had read before.

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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:20 AM
Author:  toilet seat

lol

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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:22 AM
Author: multi-colored round eye

man i dont think the superintendent is the same dood as the engineer

plus you gotta pull the brake well in advance to make a stop, prob couldnt make out who was on the platform

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1162316&forum_id=2#17863900)



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Date: July 2nd, 2011 5:39 PM
Author:  hall



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:10 AM
Author: multi-colored round eye



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Date: November 11th, 2011 8:40 AM
Author: elite deer antler alpha



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