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Reading the story "Harold" in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark=PEAK EXPERIENCE

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gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
Which one was that again?
Passionate Headpube
  10/29/15
2 farmer doods build a scarecrow, "Harold," and ta...
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
"HALFORD"
Chestnut bonkers masturbator
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I probably checked all three of the Scary Stories books out ...
Charismatic Crimson Foreskin
  10/29/15
I think there are torrents Those images are honest to god...
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
The newer versions don't have the same images as the origina...
cyan at-the-ready stock car house
  10/29/15
I have it on good authority that the original images were pr...
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
Yes, the Defiance Response-Embodiment Program (DREP). The r...
cyan at-the-ready stock car house
  10/29/15
I've actually got notes written down for a story based on th...
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
Write it my brother, write it Sent from my Iridium
cyan at-the-ready stock car house
  10/29/15
Those books were the POTUS of my elementary school library t...
Passionate Headpube
  10/29/15
Some asshole made a .gif of the image of the woman from 'The...
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
Which one was that?
Charismatic Crimson Foreskin
  10/29/15
The Drum is based on a story first collected in Victorian wr...
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
Yeah that's what I thought, that one was creepy as fuck
Charismatic Crimson Foreskin
  10/29/15
They're making a movie based on the books.
Tantric Stimulating Black Woman Ticket Booth
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remember the "new mother" with the glass eye and w...
aphrodisiac ivory hissy fit
  10/29/15
yup
Charismatic Crimson Foreskin
  10/29/15
yeah the degree of cruelty in that story is beyond belief
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
Unfortunately it's less of a story; more a documentary. The...
cyan at-the-ready stock car house
  10/29/15
180
gold menage goal in life
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http://i.imgur.com/g3IQTjj.jpg
beady-eyed aquamarine piazza
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not clicking
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
XO posters praying it's a dick pic.
Tantric Stimulating Black Woman Ticket Booth
  10/29/15
what if it was a dick pic illustrated by STEPHEN GAMMELL
beady-eyed aquamarine piazza
  10/29/15
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gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
FUUUUUUUCK
Tantric Stimulating Black Woman Ticket Booth
  10/29/15
Catalog Entry # 175. Specimen: Harold Mass Fear Index Leve...
cyan at-the-ready stock car house
  10/29/15
784332 (Both a rating of your poast and the required Perm...
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cyan at-the-ready stock car house
  10/29/15
you should write a few SCP entries brej
beady-eyed aquamarine piazza
  10/29/15
NM would pwn souls @ SCP stuff Unfortunately the SCP thin...
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
yeah 99% of new stuff now is like a zillion words and purpos...
beady-eyed aquamarine piazza
  10/29/15
cr
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
I am kind of mad IRL about it because I was looking for some...
beady-eyed aquamarine piazza
  10/29/15
Personally I think the best SCPs are ones that are vaguely u...
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
the one with the abstract concrete statute standing in a cor...
beady-eyed aquamarine piazza
  10/29/15
scp-173? Yeah Although I think it's actually lifted from ...
gold menage goal in life
  10/29/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030904&mc=4...
cyan at-the-ready stock car house
  10/30/15
ofs
Buff Soul-stirring Space
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cyan at-the-ready stock car house
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The Green Ribbon
vigorous gunner
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loved these books as a kid. wasn't there one where some chic...
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Lemon arousing indirect expression fortuitous meteor
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Yup, the red dot
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Khaki ladyboy senate
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The one with glass-eyed wooden-legged mother disturbed me gr...
aphrodisiac ivory hissy fit
  08/17/19
Yeah that story is very fucked up
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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Passionate Headpube

Which one was that again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071134)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:25 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

2 farmer doods build a scarecrow, "Harold," and talk shit about it all the time

1 day, Harold gets up and starts pacing around

Farmers get spooked

They leave but one of them goes back because they left equipment there

Doesn't come back

Eventually other farmer goes back

Sees scarecrow smiling and spreading the skin of first farmer on the roof



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071143)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Chestnut bonkers masturbator

"HALFORD"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071160)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

43893428u34289u293043894208432903849032843902839408234

I think the scarecrow wore clothes tho :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071166)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Vivacious gay wizard corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071275)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Crimson Foreskin

I probably checked all three of the Scary Stories books out of my library about 40 times each between the ages of 7 and 11. Is there anyplace you can read them online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071190)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

I think there are torrents

Those images are honest to god the scariest things I've ever seen, even to this day, and I'm a hardcore horror-mo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071199)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: cyan at-the-ready stock car house

The newer versions don't have the same images as the originals; they've been modified because of exposure considerations -- argument was they interfered with the investigations.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071237)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

I have it on good authority that the original images were pre-programmed to implant certain defensive mechanisms against malign images, and that the people who authorized the change bear more than a passing resemblance to same images.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071252)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: cyan at-the-ready stock car house

Yes, the Defiance Response-Embodiment Program (DREP). The rumors about that started in the 80s -- the idea that there was an overarching (beneficial) conspiracy to ready the population for the horrors to come. But if you subscribe to that, ultimately, you're subscribing to the idea of the Alternative Timestream Theory -- that a defeated world, in a last gasp of innovative hope, shouted back in time across the wide gulf of branched alternative decision pathways to warn an earlier, better-state world of what would come if they didn't fight the Scourge at its source -- to train the children of that earlier, unsullied reality to resist the monsters lurking beneath their beds or hidden in the yellow-husk corn fields of their farmsteads or embedded as malignant lingerers in closets across the globe. And that, my brother, may be a bridge of belief too far. Or {glances up from drink, meeting your eyes}, perhaps it's exactly right.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071323)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

I've actually got notes written down for a story based on this idea, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071346)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: cyan at-the-ready stock car house

Write it my brother, write it

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071434)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: Passionate Headpube

Those books were the POTUS of my elementary school library too, it was always a race to get one and check it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071212)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

Some asshole made a .gif of the image of the woman from 'The Dream' and that scars me to this day

Also 'The Drum' was POTUS upsetting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071228)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Crimson Foreskin

Which one was that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071244)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

The Drum is based on a story first collected in Victorian writer Lucy Clifford's "Anyhow Stories." Basically a gypsy girl manipulates two kids into behaving so badly that their mother not only abandons them, but sends in her place a 'new mother' "with glass eyes, and a wooden tail that thumped on the floor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071270)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Charismatic Crimson Foreskin

Yeah that's what I thought, that one was creepy as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071286)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Tantric Stimulating Black Woman Ticket Booth

They're making a movie based on the books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071249)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ivory hissy fit

remember the "new mother" with the glass eye and wooden tail? that fucked me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071257)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Charismatic Crimson Foreskin

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071276)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

yeah the degree of cruelty in that story is beyond belief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071278)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: cyan at-the-ready stock car house

Unfortunately it's less of a story; more a documentary. The reports in those volumes--and the attendant public outcry--were the impetus for the formation of the original Light Squad. People were tired of being afraid; of being terrorized. After so much carnage, finally, they fought back.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071261)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

180

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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: beady-eyed aquamarine piazza

http://i.imgur.com/g3IQTjj.jpg

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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

not clicking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071274)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Tantric Stimulating Black Woman Ticket Booth

XO posters praying it's a dick pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071297)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed aquamarine piazza

what if it was a dick pic illustrated by STEPHEN GAMMELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071321)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071333)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Tantric Stimulating Black Woman Ticket Booth

FUUUUUUUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071395)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: cyan at-the-ready stock car house

Catalog Entry # 175. Specimen: Harold Mass Fear Index Level: 7 Intelligence Index Level: 6 Strength Index Level: 2 Mass Casualty Events: Des Moines, 2017; Toronto, 2021; Paris (Siege), 2024; Madrid, 2025 Conquest: Strike Team Golden, Battle of Madrid, 2025

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071351)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

784332

(Both a rating of your poast and the required Permissive Action Code to acknowledge receipt of same)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071359)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: cyan at-the-ready stock car house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071363)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed aquamarine piazza

you should write a few SCP entries brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071375)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

NM would pwn souls @ SCP stuff

Unfortunately the SCP thing has largely been taken over by try-hard reddit types

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071385)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed aquamarine piazza

yeah 99% of new stuff now is like a zillion words and purposefully dense and unreadable with all of the pseudo-science journal shit, "if a hyperion-class incident occurs while level 6.5 personnel are conducting a C-523 protocol within the subject's PRM (personal reality maintenance) barriers, director [blackout] should be contacted and immediately initiate Doctrine Q"

like fuck just show a picture of a weird thing in a warehouse and write a few unsettling things about it brah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071451)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071457)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed aquamarine piazza

I am kind of mad IRL about it because I was looking for some spooooky reads there and on nosleep a few nights ago, and the latter has gone to pure reddit shit too. Nothing but gasbags who think they are the cumchildren of Lovecraft and Jonathan Safran Foer writing 10 part cliffhanger serials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071510)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

Personally I think the best SCPs are ones that are vaguely unsettling without being ott

I had an idea once for a postage stamp that compels whoever controls the package it's affixed to to deliver the parcel, no matter the cost

Obviously I'm tooting my own horn, but that's the sort of thing I think is more interesting--not SUPERMAN THE CTHULU FROM HOMESTUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071561)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed aquamarine piazza

the one with the abstract concrete statute standing in a corner is the goat potus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071573)



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Date: October 29th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

scp-173? Yeah

Although I think it's actually lifted from some Dr Who shit originally

But the same thing has happened with creepypasta

Back when I was in college, the ED creepypasta page was just a series of 200-500 word bits of terror--just little one-liners designed to unsettle the guy reading them on the other edge of the screen

Now they all seem to be dumb 'lost episode' or 'spoopy video game' or 'omg slenderman' shit

And they're all over written. The secret to a good creepypasta is brevity

For example, I think something like, idk, this (which I just threw together in 2 minutes) is creepier than that shit.

"Turn around.

Big mistake. I just moved closer while your back was turned."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29071622)



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Date: October 30th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: cyan at-the-ready stock car house

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030904&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29075220)



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Date: October 30th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Buff Soul-stirring Space

ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29075281)



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Date: November 1st, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: cyan at-the-ready stock car house



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Date: November 1st, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: vigorous gunner

The Green Ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29087431)



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Date: November 1st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: ocher state main people

loved these books as a kid. wasn't there one where some chick had a spider bite on her face that burst open and tiny spiders came out, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#29087458)



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Date: May 15th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Lemon arousing indirect expression fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: dun hyperactive toaster



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Date: May 29th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Lemon arousing indirect expression fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 29th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: gold menage goal in life

Yup, the red dot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#36148340)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Lemon arousing indirect expression fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 17th, 2019 6:25 PM
Author: Khaki ladyboy senate



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Date: August 17th, 2019 6:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ivory hissy fit

The one with glass-eyed wooden-legged mother disturbed me greatly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#38702349)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: Khaki ladyboy senate

Yeah that story is very fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3030874&forum_id=2#38702354)



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Date: January 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling milky forum nibblets



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