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seriously considering this. not in my group, but need advice...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
has she already presented herself to you?
supple boltzmann alpha
  05/11/11
it has been made fairly obvious to me by her that she would ...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
not worth it bro.
jet-lagged angry site
  05/11/11
I would usually agree, but I think she might be discrete... ...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
not worth it. 1. sexual tension makes work more interesting....
jet-lagged angry site
  05/11/11
on the one night of weekend I'm actually up for going out? ...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
DESCRIBE how she displayed the thong
Self-absorbed abode dysfunction
  05/11/11
background- she'll often order seamless for me, even though ...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
shit bro thats tough. still not worth it tho
jet-lagged angry site
  05/11/11
I know she's clearly been upping the ante the last few week...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
The Lewinsky!? Bold, I like it. I wouldn't be able to turn d...
Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler
  05/11/11
I hooked up with a summer but she ended up at a different fi...
Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler
  05/11/11
To answer your question though, no I would try to stay away ...
Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler
  05/11/11
she's cool, but I sometimes get glimmers of biglaw psycho gi...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
Ehh, don't do it then brother. Too many other fish in the se...
Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler
  05/11/11
you are right, I'll just FAP a few times thinking about her ...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
seriously? she probably told a bunch of chicks in her summe...
Self-absorbed abode dysfunction
  05/11/11
Yea. That would suck, but what can I do now, I just wasn't o...
Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler
  05/11/11
is she atrractive? is she unmarried? then do it, girls lov...
Self-absorbed abode dysfunction
  05/11/11
yes to both (but lawfirm hawt, not NYC hawt- legit 8 body, p...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
i have no idea and probably never will be in biglaw but i...
Self-absorbed abode dysfunction
  05/11/11
yeah she definitely pulls long hours too, but that's not a g...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
LOL credited she's probably envisioning you guys as a "...
Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler
  05/11/11
is she at least 28?
Self-absorbed abode dysfunction
  05/11/11
29 also thank you for the lulz from "power couple"...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
29 is really worrisome. make SURE you wrap it.
Self-absorbed abode dysfunction
  05/11/11
lol
Red community account heaven
  05/12/11
nope not worth the risk
slippery orange patrolman dilemma
  05/11/11
what risk
Mustard chapel scourge upon the earth
  05/11/11
Associates fuck each other constantly and nothing bad ever h...
Floppy ratface
  05/11/11
is this in the land of magic chocolate bunnies?
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/11/11
Your choice of metaphor leads me to believe that you are fat...
Floppy ratface
  05/12/11
no, just a simpsons fan
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/12/11
(35 year old lawyer who face fucks 18 year olds)
flesh impressive laser beams
  05/11/11
The "ordering seamless for you" bit makes me think...
Mentally impaired disgusting dingle berry
  05/11/11
credited on reflection, this strikes me as much more obse...
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/12/11
yea this doesn't sound like a one night stand opportunity, m...
insanely creepy base
  05/12/11
How many girls have you sexed?
Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler
  05/11/11
50+ but I am 30+
Laughsome regret meetinghouse
  05/12/11
she's probably ovulating and her body's telling her to get s...
Self-absorbed abode dysfunction
  05/12/11
She wants your seed
Red community account heaven
  05/12/11
LOL- I had forgotten this from my biglaw days. Can't be...
Trust If Aryan
  11/03/26
go ahead and do it. biglaw sucks anyway.
Jason Turkish
  11/03/26


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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:18 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

seriously considering this. not in my group, but need advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984385)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:21 PM
Author: supple boltzmann alpha

has she already presented herself to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984420)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:23 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

it has been made fairly obvious to me by her that she would be down

(consistently comes into my office, closes door, initiates body contact, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984445)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged angry site

not worth it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984427)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:24 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

I would usually agree, but I think she might be discrete...

*cue wishful thinking*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984451)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged angry site

not worth it. 1. sexual tension makes work more interesting. 2. plenty of other women to sleep with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984494)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:30 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

on the one night of weekend I'm actually up for going out?

(BTW- I agree with you, I just need to convince myself that this is a bad idea, as this girl clearly displayed her thong to me tonight)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984504)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed abode dysfunction

DESCRIBE how she displayed the thong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984525)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:37 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

background- she'll often order seamless for me, even though we are in different groups and no longer on the same floor

she calls and asks if I want to come down to pick up the dinner she's ordered for us (this is fairly regular, chance to take a break and chat during otherwise shittty evening at office). in elevator, she puts her purse down and bends over for half the ride down to grab something out of it (she almost never brings purse with her for dinner run)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984548)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: jet-lagged angry site

shit bro thats tough. still not worth it tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984580)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

I know

she's clearly been upping the ante the last few weeks (warm weather does that to them) / I think I really just need to take a full weekend off from work and go find something suitable to take my mind off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984598)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler

The Lewinsky!? Bold, I like it. I wouldn't be able to turn down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984537)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler

I hooked up with a summer but she ended up at a different firm. I doubt it would have been too awkward though because she wasn't the type to get clingy and emotional. The main reason I was happy she didn't come back is because I put on a very poor performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984480)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler

To answer your question though, no I would try to stay away from the associate, unless you know she is really cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984490)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

she's cool, but I sometimes get glimmers of biglaw psycho girl under her veneer of chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984515)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler

Ehh, don't do it then brother. Too many other fish in the sea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984521)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:35 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

you are right, I'll just FAP a few times thinking about her tigt ass in the thong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984533)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed abode dysfunction

seriously? she probably told a bunch of chicks in her summer class tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984493)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler

Yea. That would suck, but what can I do now, I just wasn't on the top of my game. It's not like I'm trying to date girls at my firm now anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984518)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed abode dysfunction

is she atrractive? is she unmarried? then do it, girls love preselection and your rep will spread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984496)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:32 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

yes to both (but lawfirm hawt, not NYC hawt- legit 8 body, probably 6 face).

credited re: preselection, but do I want the rep as the dude who fucks other associates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984512)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Self-absorbed abode dysfunction

i have no idea and probably never will be in biglaw

but i dunno, she's hot enough, and you probably dont get to go out that much, and she's probably thinking the same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984538)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:39 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

yeah she definitely pulls long hours too, but that's not a good reason. also fears of shrewish marriage desires are there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984563)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler

LOL credited she's probably envisioning you guys as a "power couple."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984575)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: Self-absorbed abode dysfunction

is she at least 28?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984576)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:43 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

29

also thank you for the lulz from "power couple"

would rather cut my dick off than marry some biglaw woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984607)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:47 PM
Author: Self-absorbed abode dysfunction

29 is really worrisome. make SURE you wrap it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984637)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:28 AM
Author: Red community account heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984992)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:34 PM
Author: slippery orange patrolman dilemma

nope not worth the risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984524)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:38 PM
Author: Mustard chapel scourge upon the earth

what risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984556)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: Floppy ratface

Associates fuck each other constantly and nothing bad ever happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984587)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:44 PM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

is this in the land of magic chocolate bunnies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984609)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:06 AM
Author: Floppy ratface

Your choice of metaphor leads me to believe that you are fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984850)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:09 AM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

no, just a simpsons fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984861)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: flesh impressive laser beams

(35 year old lawyer who face fucks 18 year olds)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984651)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:49 PM
Author: Mentally impaired disgusting dingle berry

The "ordering seamless for you" bit makes me think she's a bit off her hinges, and this is BEFORE she's even fucking you. Expect the crazy to increase 100x after the two of you have been fucking a bit and you get sick of fucking her.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984660)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:05 AM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

credited

on reflection, this strikes me as much more obsessive than just a desire for teh fucking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984827)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:11 AM
Author: insanely creepy base

yea this doesn't sound like a one night stand opportunity, more like marriage + babby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984877)



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Date: May 11th, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hilarious multi-billionaire deer antler

How many girls have you sexed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984669)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:04 AM
Author: Laughsome regret meetinghouse

50+ but I am 30+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984822)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:06 AM
Author: Self-absorbed abode dysfunction

she's probably ovulating and her body's telling her to get some babby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984845)



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Date: May 12th, 2011 12:29 AM
Author: Red community account heaven

She wants your seed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#17984997)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

LOL- I had forgotten this from my biglaw days. Can't believe I used to fuck women I worked with. Thank God I got the fuck out of nyc and biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#50227988)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Jason Turkish ((zurich is stained))

go ahead and do it. biglaw sucks anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1645058&forum_id=2#50228002)