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Does it have to be an actual player right now or can it be a...
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Nah it has to be a living person alive right now Only th...
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Probably Whok then
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Lebron
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Lefag is washed up. Dream always schooled Jordan: https:/...
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I remember there was supposed to be a big Shaq vs. Hakeem 1-...
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I'm going to go with Giannis
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do i get two years to train?
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1 on 1 Vs prime jordan? Out of current players? This is t...
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This is for my BM style spec script for Space Jam 3 Act ...
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holy shit everyone would watch this
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damn a gritty space jam reimagining this way would be 180. i...
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In actual 1 on 1 doesn’t defense become way more impor...
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MJ was a fantastic defender This is a difficult hypo beca...
Transparent vigorous dilemma
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This is a strong analysis but I think Jokic would be in the ...
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I actually thought about Jokic and seriously considered him....
Transparent vigorous dilemma
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Bam Adebayo
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uh... is bam known as an incredible 1v1 player or something?
Transparent vigorous dilemma
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yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb7HodgZrQ His si...
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Today I learned that Michael Beasley still plays in the NBA
Mauve feces sanctuary
  05/01/25
he's been out of the league for a few years but is pretty we...
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  05/01/25
not even going to click on a link in any poast that says tha...
Transparent vigorous dilemma
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Kobe, T-Mac, KD, and Melo would prob beat him too but the hy...
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"guys with the same or better offensive arsenal who are...
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You're a hack.
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keep in mind this is the same person that thought rutgers wa...
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not surprised
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Honestly I’m repeating shit I’ve heard other pro...
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Glad to hear youre not actually that stupid.
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Not flame I don’t think Jordan is above LeBron on the ...
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Can things get ... sexual?
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caitlin clark!
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Prime Jordan wasn’t that great of an outside shooter. ...
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Jordan shot 40.3% from 3pt in the 95-96 postseason
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That wasn't prime jordan. In his later years, he traded some...
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Jordan had different primes depending on how you define them...
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He also shot a .376 in the late 80s, well before the "3...
mahogany gay wizard
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Sorry, but no, faggot.
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Jokic is an incredible player but MJ is way way more athleti...
Transparent vigorous dilemma
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Kys Giannis is a soft faggot
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Wasn’t this the plot of space jam
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Shaq would just back dat ass up
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shaq wasn't actually good, he was just big, and i refuse to ...
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sup kobe
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harsh but fair
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Sup Patrick Ewing
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simmer down, Kenny “The Jet” Smith
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Cloned Larry Bird could defeat him if we’re allowing 3...
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Lmao sometimes I can’t believe how stupid you are.
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why do jews love basketball so much
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Date: April 30th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Mauve feces sanctuary



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: pontificating big-titted locale

Does it have to be an actual player right now or can it be another prime clone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895458)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Mauve feces sanctuary

Nah it has to be a living person alive right now

Only the aliens have superior clone technology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895461)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: Cobalt spectacular telephone step-uncle's house

Probably Whok then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895477)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Fluffy lemon weed whacker

Lebron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895502)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:56 AM
Author: exciting police squad church building

Lefag is washed up. Dream always schooled Jordan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBrEsNS9zKg

He was on some reality show a while back and can still go even at his age.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895520)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Glassy embarrassed to the bone dopamine goal in life

I remember there was supposed to be a big Shaq vs. Hakeem 1-on-1 pay-per-view and it got canceled at the last minute. For some reason I remember it was sponsored by taco bell.

edit: found the commercial

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/ak1x5s/there_was_supposed_to_be_a_1on1_match_of_hakeem/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897526)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: pontificating big-titted locale

I'm going to go with Giannis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897752)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: hideous seedy nursing home black woman

do i get two years to train?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895524)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: mahogany gay wizard



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Judgmental stage immigrant



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Slippery onyx hominid



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Brilliant motley digit ratio



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bateful Citrine Temple Dysfunction



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

1 on 1 Vs prime jordan? Out of current players?

This is tough.

Lebron too old, SGA too much of a pussy/foul baiter, Luka too slow,

Im running thru list of top nba players. Maybe Giannis? The size advantage would be helpful.

Jokic prob not physical enough.

Wemby in a few years would probably work but i dont think hes developed enough now.

Edwards is like a wish version of Jordan.

Idk. Tough question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895530)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Mauve feces sanctuary

This is for my BM style spec script for Space Jam 3

Act 1 ties in the Kobe helicopter crash with hostile UFO takeover

ACT 2 - ACT 3 - ???

Climax - the REAL Michael Jordan emerges from his drunken stupor to play his clone with the whole world watching and their lives at stake

PLOT TWIST -- Old MJ knows **all** of Prime Jordan's moves, sees everything he does ahead of time. Prime MJ's knowledge ends around '1995 in the reverse, giving him a huge cerebral disadvantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895543)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: mahogany gay wizard

holy shit everyone would watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896136)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Judgmental stage immigrant

damn a gritty space jam reimagining this way would be 180. i'd love to see the toons at kobe's funeral crying and vowing revenge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896167)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: High-end Abode Reading Party



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: mahogany gay wizard



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: passionate garnet famous landscape painting wrinkle



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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:03 AM
Author: Sickened orchestra pit

In actual 1 on 1 doesn’t defense become way more important? Maybe he’s beatable idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895716)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

MJ was a fantastic defender

This is a difficult hypo because MJ had a killer/competitive instinct that was unmatched in basketball history, was incredibly explosive in getting to the basket, an excellent defender, and a good shooter.

That's a combination of traits that makes him extremely difficult to play 1 on 1.

I think peak Lebron would have a chance due to advantage in size. But MJ has him beat in terms of competitive edge.

Kobe is probably the only player that can match MJ in terms of killer instinct but MJ was a considerably better player imo. and of course he's det.

I think I saw someone else mention Olajuwon in another poast and that would be my #1 choice for one of MJ's contemporaries but of course Olajuwon is like 60 now.

I really think Giannis might be the current player with the best chance of beating MJ due to his size advantage. He has the needed athleticism and explosiveness. He really could just bully MJ down low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895732)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Mauve feces sanctuary

This is a strong analysis but I think Jokic would be in the top 3 choices. Kawhi Leonard maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896132)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

I actually thought about Jokic and seriously considered him. He obviously has a size advantage. He has amazing footwork and a high shot release point, so he'd be able to get his shots off. But one of Jokic's biggest strengths is his playmaking and passing ability, which is completely negated in a game of 1 on 1. I also do think that Jordan is just way way too athletic and quick for him. Jordan regularly dunked on people Jokic's size. Jokic wouldn't be able to keep up with him.

I thought about Kawhi but my history of watching the nba is very spotty and off and on and I don't think I've seen enough of him in his peak to judge him vs Jordan.

I think that anybody with a real chance to beat Jordan would have to have a size or atheleticism advantage as well as being a great defender and very competitive. The number of players that fit that description are very very small. The more I think about it, the more I really do think Giannis is the best choice from current players. I think being able to bully MJ and tire him out in the paint is the best option. I don't think you're going to be able to beat MJ playing MJ's game (ie, being a quick, big, physical guard).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896629)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: Low-t cuckoldry principal's office

Bam Adebayo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895719)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

uh... is bam known as an incredible 1v1 player or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48895734)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Low-t cuckoldry principal's office

yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb7HodgZrQ

His size, skills, movement and defense would just annihilate jordan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896144)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Mauve feces sanctuary

Today I learned that Michael Beasley still plays in the NBA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896158)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Low-t cuckoldry principal's office

he's been out of the league for a few years but is pretty well recognized by the players as the best 1v1 guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896623)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

not even going to click on a link in any poast that says that a player would "annihilate" jordan.

jordan has the strongest competitive will to win of any basketball player, ever, and the skills to back it up. I don't think he would be "annihilated" by anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896651)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Low-t cuckoldry principal's office

Kobe, T-Mac, KD, and Melo would prob beat him too but the hypo was current player.

MJ is the greatest player of all time after Lebron IMO but 1v1 with no one else on the court, guys with the same or better offensive arsenal who are also bigger than him would win.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896696)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

"guys with the same or better offensive arsenal who are also bigger than him would win"

they also need to be near his level defensively and hyper competitive. that eliminates a LOT of players.

i honestly dont think there are THAT many players who fit that description. as i said above, i do agree with you that it would need to be someone bigger than MJ. i dont think anyone his size or smaller could beat him, and i think they would need to be considerably larger (though not necessarily a post player).

i think in their primes, olajuwon, KD, larry bird, lebron would all have a good shot. im sure there are others, those are the players from the modern game. i still think mj is better than kobe by a considerably amount so im not going to agree with you re: kobe.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896729)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: mahogany gay wizard

You're a hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896767)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

keep in mind this is the same person that thought rutgers was going to have a good team this year and that ace bailey is better than cooper flagg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896770)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: mahogany gay wizard

not surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896783)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Low-t cuckoldry principal's office

Honestly I’m repeating shit I’ve heard other pros say on podcasts. My LeBron line was trolling MJ dick riders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896850)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

Glad to hear youre not actually that stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896862)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Low-t cuckoldry principal's office

Not flame I don’t think Jordan is above LeBron on the all time list. It’s a dumb comparison that ignores that they are totally different players, in different eras and that it’s a team game.

Re the 1 on 1 debate here’s a clip of what I’m talking about. It’s all former NBA players and they list Melo, Kobe, Durant and T-Mac along with Jordan. That doesn’t mean they are better players overall or had better careers than Jordan.

https://youtu.be/3eH81NO0L0o?si=lYkyi3ntcagw7oaG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897187)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: mahogany gay wizard

Can things get ... sexual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896139)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Judgmental stage immigrant

caitlin clark!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896170)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: glittery boistinker

Prime Jordan wasn’t that great of an outside shooter. I think any of the modern superstar bigs (Jokic, Giannis etc) would handle him easily. Give him some space outside and make yourself big in the key and he’ll struggle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896178)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Mauve feces sanctuary

Jordan shot 40.3% from 3pt in the 95-96 postseason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896210)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: glittery boistinker

That wasn't prime jordan. In his later years, he traded some quickness for a better outside shot. It would be unfair to create the most perfect version of jordan. Any superstar on his best day is basically the best player to have ever existed. Modern bigs would give him a ton of trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896222)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: mahogany gay wizard

Jordan had different primes depending on how you define them. In terms of pure physical ability he was probably peaking in the late 80s. In terms of basketball IQ (while still being completely physically in control and able to do whatever he wanted, so setting aside Wizard era), it's the end of the second threepeat (98). In terms of overall mastery of the game, like a combo of the first and second category, it's probably the end of the first threepeat as demonstrated by his destruction of the Suns and permanent hobbling of Barkley's career.

None of these Jordans would have any problems with "modern bigs." He would destroy them in a 1:1 setting and none of them could keep up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896465)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: mahogany gay wizard

He also shot a .376 in the late 80s, well before the "3 point era" and with the standard regulation 3 point line not the experimental line of the second 3peat. He was a skilled and accurate shooter both inside and outside but he opted to focus on his inside and mid/post game for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896507)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: mahogany gay wizard

Sorry, but no, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896480)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

Jokic is an incredible player but MJ is way way more athletic. MJ would tire Jokic out and could literally run circles around him.

I think Giannis could bully MJ and has the athleticism to keep up with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896642)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Titillating mother fortuitous meteor

Kys Giannis is a soft faggot

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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Hairless hot wagecucks cruise ship

Wasn’t this the plot of space jam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896229)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: excitant demanding sex offender



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Slippery onyx hominid

Shaq would just back dat ass up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896230)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

shaq wasn't actually good, he was just big, and i refuse to let that retarded asshole play on behalf of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896652)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Slippery onyx hominid

sup kobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896855)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896945)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Low-t cuckoldry principal's office

Sup Patrick Ewing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897245)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Cracking Dead Meetinghouse

simmer down, Kenny “The Jet” Smith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897262)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897597)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: lascivious chrome sneaky criminal

Cloned Larry Bird could defeat him if we’re allowing 3 pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896661)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma

I actually considered Larry Bird but we don't have the cloning device, only they do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896665)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Mauve feces sanctuary

Agree with this. Bird is the only notable T50 player that Jordan failed to beat in the playoffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48896940)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Adventurous Vermilion International Law Enforcement Agency

Draymond would pound him in the balls until he tapped out, basically convert it into a UFC match circa 1996.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897266)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine base

you guys are all approaching the problem wrong, the correct answer is some unknown dood in some hood ass one on one league that will never sniff the nba but straight up could smoke even mj on the playground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897271)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Low-t cuckoldry principal's office

Lmao sometimes I can’t believe how stupid you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897278)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Transparent vigorous dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897602)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine base

you don't think there is one dood out there who looks exactly like lebron but just can't fucking pass and wilds out so nobody ever let him on a team? I think there has to be and the survival of humanity is at stake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897830)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Supple Lilac University Depressive

why do jews love basketball so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897590)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: Low-t cuckoldry principal's office

It’s like how goys like watching the miss universe pageant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719058&forum_id=2#48897745)