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Jet-lagged floppy legal warrant headpube
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Swashbuckling address immigrant
  05/05/25
Cr
slap-happy effete hell
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Fragrant Talking Haunted Graveyard
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Slimy big stag film
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Razzle-dazzle mother parlor
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Alcoholic spectacular library
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
gay vibrant partner
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Alcoholic spectacular library
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gay vibrant partner
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
curious home mexican
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
gay vibrant partner
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
curious home mexican
  05/05/25
180
gay vibrant partner
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
orange property pozpig
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
rusted crackhouse skinny woman
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Concupiscible depressive
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Aqua mind-boggling box office
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
exhilarant love of her life
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Aqua mind-boggling box office
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Slimy big stag film
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Poppy place of business
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Fantasy-prone Unhinged Stage Wagecucks
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
rusted crackhouse skinny woman
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
blue gaming laptop mood
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Fragrant Talking Haunted Graveyard
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
exhilarant love of her life
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Jet-lagged floppy legal warrant headpube
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
exhilarant love of her life
  05/09/25
1800000
Jet-lagged floppy legal warrant headpube
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exhilarant love of her life
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Ultramarine Cuck
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
irradiated splenetic indirect expression
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
galvanic rehab
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Slimy big stag film
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Ultramarine Cuck
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Razzle-dazzle mother parlor
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Ultramarine Cuck
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
Ultramarine Cuck
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Jet-lagged floppy legal warrant headpube
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Ultramarine Cuck
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
sepia comical lodge boltzmann
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
sapphire hot stage half-breed
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Electric indian lodge police squad
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged floppy legal warrant headpube



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling address immigrant

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: slap-happy effete hell

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Fragrant Talking Haunted Graveyard



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Slimy big stag film



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mother parlor



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic spectacular library

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: gay vibrant partner

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic spectacular library

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: gay vibrant partner



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: curious home mexican

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: gay vibrant partner

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: curious home mexican

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: gay vibrant partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: orange property pozpig

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: rusted crackhouse skinny woman

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible depressive



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Aqua mind-boggling box office

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: exhilarant love of her life

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Aqua mind-boggling box office

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Slimy big stag film

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Poppy place of business

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Unhinged Stage Wagecucks

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: rusted crackhouse skinny woman

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: blue gaming laptop mood

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Fragrant Talking Haunted Graveyard

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: exhilarant love of her life

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged floppy legal warrant headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: exhilarant love of her life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Jet-lagged floppy legal warrant headpube

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: exhilarant love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Ultramarine Cuck

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: irradiated splenetic indirect expression

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: galvanic rehab

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Slimy big stag film

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Ultramarine Cuck

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle mother parlor

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine Cuck

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Ultramarine Cuck

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Jet-lagged floppy legal warrant headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Ultramarine Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: sepia comical lodge boltzmann

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: sapphire hot stage half-breed

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Electric indian lodge police squad

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)