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massive corner
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Galvanic cyan garrison
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Cr
bonkers tanning salon juggernaut
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Charcoal den
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soul-stirring trailer park volcanic crater
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Marvelous crimson fortuitous meteor
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slutmobile obv
Heady plaza electric furnace
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Vibrant brilliant puppy
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Heady plaza electric furnace
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Vibrant brilliant puppy
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Floppy avocado jew
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Vibrant brilliant puppy
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Floppy avocado jew
  05/05/25
180
Vibrant brilliant puppy
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undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
cruel-hearted cerise idiot
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
arousing silver address
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At-the-ready immigrant
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
wonderful senate
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Mahogany Cuckold Lettuce
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
wonderful senate
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
soul-stirring trailer park volcanic crater
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when he put his bum on the Swedish
Curious frozen double fault quadroon
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Marrying Drew Barrymore
Light International Law Enforcement Agency Dingle Berry
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
arousing silver address
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
embarrassed to the bone station generalized bond
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I like undercutters pizza.
Charcoal den
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Mahogany Cuckold Lettuce
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massive corner
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Mahogany Cuckold Lettuce
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1800000
massive corner
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Mahogany Cuckold Lettuce
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
frum vigorous national roast beef
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Lemon fragrant idea he suggested
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Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
violet talented set gaping
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
soul-stirring trailer park volcanic crater
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
frum vigorous national roast beef
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Marvelous crimson fortuitous meteor
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
frum vigorous national roast beef
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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massive corner
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blow off some steam
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My bum is on the Swedish
hilarious personal credit line hospital
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
submissive forum national security agency
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
tripping swashbuckling hissy fit school cafeteria
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: massive corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Galvanic cyan garrison

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: bonkers tanning salon juggernaut

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Charcoal den



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring trailer park volcanic crater



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Marvelous crimson fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Heady plaza electric furnace

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Vibrant brilliant puppy

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Heady plaza electric furnace

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Vibrant brilliant puppy



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Floppy avocado jew

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Vibrant brilliant puppy

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Floppy avocado jew

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Vibrant brilliant puppy

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted cerise idiot

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: arousing silver address

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: At-the-ready immigrant



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: wonderful senate

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Mahogany Cuckold Lettuce

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: wonderful senate

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring trailer park volcanic crater

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Curious frozen double fault quadroon

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Light International Law Enforcement Agency Dingle Berry

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: arousing silver address

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone station generalized bond

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Charcoal den

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Mahogany Cuckold Lettuce

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: massive corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Mahogany Cuckold Lettuce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: massive corner

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Mahogany Cuckold Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: frum vigorous national roast beef

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Lemon fragrant idea he suggested

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: violet talented set gaping

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring trailer park volcanic crater

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: frum vigorous national roast beef

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Marvelous crimson fortuitous meteor

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: frum vigorous national roast beef

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: frum vigorous national roast beef

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: massive corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: blow off some steam



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: hilarious personal credit line hospital

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: submissive forum national security agency

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: tripping swashbuckling hissy fit school cafeteria

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)