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Bronze wonderful jew nursing home
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Mauve native
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Cr
fear-inspiring sex offender property
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Heady Twinkling Uncleanness Dragon
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dull multi-billionaire heaven
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Vibrant peach menage incel
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slutmobile obv
offensive hell
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
domesticated market faggot firefighter
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
offensive hell
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domesticated market faggot firefighter
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Tripping stage travel guidebook
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Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
domesticated market faggot firefighter
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Tripping stage travel guidebook
  05/05/25
180
domesticated market faggot firefighter
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
appetizing jade field old irish cottage
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Buck-toothed umber goyim fat ankles
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Exciting Hospital Ceo
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
twinkling balding area pervert
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
irate pistol psychic
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
twinkling balding area pervert
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
dull multi-billionaire heaven
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Hideous Church
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Marrying Drew Barrymore
carmine diverse home
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Buck-toothed umber goyim fat ankles
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Flesh violent bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Heady Twinkling Uncleanness Dragon
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
irate pistol psychic
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Bronze wonderful jew nursing home
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
irate pistol psychic
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Bronze wonderful jew nursing home
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irate pistol psychic
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Federal University Karate
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
gold sickened center private investor
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
adulterous crystalline pozpig pit
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
dull multi-billionaire heaven
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Federal University Karate
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Vibrant peach menage incel
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Federal University Karate
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Bronze wonderful jew nursing home
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Federal University Karate
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My bum is on the Swedish
Tan slippery forum liquid oxygen
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Cordovan house-broken azn
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Bronze wonderful jew nursing home



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Mauve native

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: fear-inspiring sex offender property

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Heady Twinkling Uncleanness Dragon



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: dull multi-billionaire heaven



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Vibrant peach menage incel



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: offensive hell

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: domesticated market faggot firefighter

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: offensive hell

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: domesticated market faggot firefighter



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Tripping stage travel guidebook

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: domesticated market faggot firefighter

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Tripping stage travel guidebook

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: domesticated market faggot firefighter

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: appetizing jade field old irish cottage

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Buck-toothed umber goyim fat ankles

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Exciting Hospital Ceo



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: twinkling balding area pervert

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: irate pistol psychic

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: twinkling balding area pervert

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: dull multi-billionaire heaven

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Hideous Church

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: carmine diverse home

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Buck-toothed umber goyim fat ankles

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Flesh violent bawdyhouse philosopher-king

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Heady Twinkling Uncleanness Dragon

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: irate pistol psychic

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Bronze wonderful jew nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: irate pistol psychic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Bronze wonderful jew nursing home

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: irate pistol psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Federal University Karate

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: gold sickened center private investor

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: adulterous crystalline pozpig pit

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: dull multi-billionaire heaven

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Federal University Karate

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Vibrant peach menage incel

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Federal University Karate

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Federal University Karate

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Bronze wonderful jew nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Federal University Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Tan slippery forum liquid oxygen

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Cordovan house-broken azn

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Mahogany passionate factory reset button

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)