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concupiscible area legal warrant
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Painfully honest mexican
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Cr
Vigorous Whorehouse
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confused crotch
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Glassy mentally impaired chad heaven
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topaz generalized bond
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
light anal pit
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Crystalline school cafeteria factory reset button
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
light anal pit
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Crystalline school cafeteria factory reset button
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Swollen citrine toilet seat indirect expression
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Crystalline school cafeteria factory reset button
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Swollen citrine toilet seat indirect expression
  05/05/25
180
Crystalline school cafeteria factory reset button
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undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
big mental disorder ratface
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
Histrionic corner
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Laughsome nursing home cuckold
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
motley shimmering stage
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Carmine hominid travel guidebook
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
motley shimmering stage
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Glassy mentally impaired chad heaven
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
vivacious den lettuce
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Razzle-dazzle Buck-toothed Principal's Office Organic Girlfriend
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
Histrionic corner
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Avocado lascivious athletic conference native
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
confused crotch
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Carmine hominid travel guidebook
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concupiscible area legal warrant
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Carmine hominid travel guidebook
  05/09/25
1800000
concupiscible area legal warrant
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Carmine hominid travel guidebook
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
costumed aqua macaca parlor
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
racy impressive institution
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Mildly Autistic Diverse Friendly Grandma Home
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Glassy mentally impaired chad heaven
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
costumed aqua macaca parlor
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
topaz generalized bond
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
costumed aqua macaca parlor
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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concupiscible area legal warrant
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costumed aqua macaca parlor
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
hateful hospital gaping
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Charismatic coiffed lay foreskin
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: concupiscible area legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Painfully honest mexican

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Vigorous Whorehouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: confused crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Glassy mentally impaired chad heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: topaz generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: light anal pit

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Crystalline school cafeteria factory reset button

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: light anal pit

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Crystalline school cafeteria factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Swollen citrine toilet seat indirect expression

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Crystalline school cafeteria factory reset button

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Swollen citrine toilet seat indirect expression

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Crystalline school cafeteria factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: big mental disorder ratface

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Histrionic corner

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Laughsome nursing home cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: motley shimmering stage

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Carmine hominid travel guidebook

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: motley shimmering stage

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Glassy mentally impaired chad heaven

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: vivacious den lettuce

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Buck-toothed Principal's Office Organic Girlfriend

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: Histrionic corner

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Avocado lascivious athletic conference native

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: confused crotch

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Carmine hominid travel guidebook

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: concupiscible area legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Carmine hominid travel guidebook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: concupiscible area legal warrant

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Carmine hominid travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: costumed aqua macaca parlor

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: racy impressive institution

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Diverse Friendly Grandma Home

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Glassy mentally impaired chad heaven

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: costumed aqua macaca parlor

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: topaz generalized bond

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: costumed aqua macaca parlor

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: costumed aqua macaca parlor

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: concupiscible area legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: costumed aqua macaca parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: hateful hospital gaping

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Charismatic coiffed lay foreskin

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Supple Stage

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)