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JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin)

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth https://nypost.com/202...
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  04/30/26
One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and...
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  04/30/26
his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW https://rutgersnewarkathlet...
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  04/30/26
"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York ...
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soggy massive cuck
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Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter t...
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Slimy immigrant
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Lmao
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LMAO
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  04/30/26
jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  04/30/26
Believe. Men.
bateful high-end feces
  04/30/26
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snowy geriatric property brethren
  05/01/26
Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of In...
copper hissy fit
  04/30/26
What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these we...
Chestnut Lascivious Den
  04/30/26
lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes...
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  05/01/26
Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like...
aromatic range new version
  04/30/26
if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repre...
bull headed tanning salon mad cow disease
  05/01/26
Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, ...
aromatic range new version
  05/01/26
‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you...
bull headed tanning salon mad cow disease
  05/01/26
It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women...
aromatic range new version
  05/01/26
it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but...
bull headed tanning salon mad cow disease
  05/01/26
My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated...
aromatic range new version
  05/01/26
and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you...
bull headed tanning salon mad cow disease
  05/01/26
All I'm saying is that it could go either way.
aromatic range new version
  05/01/26
OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
aromatic range new version
  05/01/26
u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf ...
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  05/01/26
what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to sh...
bull headed tanning salon mad cow disease
  05/01/26
"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, bu...
Yellow legal warrant
  05/01/26
Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, ...
Yellow legal warrant
  05/01/26
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328
bateful high-end feces
  04/30/26
Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the A...
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  05/01/26
is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest lookin...
Vibrant shrine
  05/01/26
nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DN...
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  05/01/26
Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a...
Vibrant shrine
  05/01/26
imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with...
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  05/01/26
https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  05/01/26
Gorgeous dog
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your account must get the weirdest followers
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Peach hell fortuitous meteor
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how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he co...
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https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344
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Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital Joe Rogan, Shane Gill...
costumed electric spot roommate
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Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's ...
Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction
  05/01/26
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Peach hell fortuitous meteor
  05/01/26
why didn't he make plausible allegations
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He's got a great future as an actor if they decide to reboot...
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth

https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and Rutgers graduate, as “socially awkward” but someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank.

someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855253)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW

https://rutgersnewarkathletics.com/sports/mens-soccer/roster/chirayu-rana/928



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855258)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: laughsome fishy casino place of business

"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York County Supreme Court docket as representing “John Doe”, did not return The Post’s calls seeking comment.

JPMorgan strongly denied all of the claims.

A bank spokesperson, said an internal probe by the bank’s HR department and outside counsel lasted only 45 minutes. "When we showed our counsel at Davis Polk photos of the individuals involved, they burst out laughing, as did everyone in the room."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855269)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: soggy massive cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855275)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855280)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: cream cerebral garrison karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856426)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Shivering library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855780)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Slimy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856947)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: spectacular haunted graveyard

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856968)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: glittery station electric furnace

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855273)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855283)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: bateful high-end feces

Believe. Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855287)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:11 AM
Author: snowy geriatric property brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856465)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: copper hissy fit

Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of India 2000 years ago

https://x.com/martinshkreli/status/2050001122136293759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855747)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Chestnut Lascivious Den

What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these weird freaks in America. Jfc go do your weird heathen shit in ur own countries I don’t wanna be exposed to this bullshit holy fuck I am so goddamn sick of fucking foreigners be they turd or “Shkreli” or whatever the fuck take that TTT shit away from my homeland kill all jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855778)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes such a fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856360)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: aromatic range new version

Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like it's debunked with the only evidence that she and her "allies" say it's a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855764)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:03 AM
Author: bull headed tanning salon mad cow disease

if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repressed, porn-obsessed turd full of resentment towards attractive whites forever out of his reach i wouldn't have to sympathize with the woman in this case

"my little brown boy" fucking LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856363)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: aromatic range new version

Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, you don't understand how these predators operate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856367)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:42 AM
Author: bull headed tanning salon mad cow disease

‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f*** my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’

this is obviously written by a sexless indian male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856375)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: aromatic range new version

It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women constantly; it's not crazy that one woman in the world would talk like that to a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856378)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:49 AM
Author: bull headed tanning salon mad cow disease

it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but that's not permission to ignore the roar of your better judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856402)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 AM
Author: aromatic range new version

My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated on this man. Like many people at the executive level, especially somewhere as prestigious as JPM, she's likely ruthless and cold-blooded. Maybe even more so than the men at that level.

Maybe she has a racial fetish or maybe she was trying to demean him by talking about his race. Maybe both. Maybe she found him attractive, maybe not. He is allegedly Tall and Athletic and she might not care about face as much.

You put those things together with an insane sex drive and you could easily get behavior like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856410)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:16 AM
Author: bull headed tanning salon mad cow disease

and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you can use this episode as a reminder of ur poverty of insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856413)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 AM
Author: aromatic range new version

All I'm saying is that it could go either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856414)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: aromatic range new version

OK looks like it was BS. https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861788&forum_id=2#49856920

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856958)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:27 AM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound

these dood is nepalese and their men are GORGEOUS, hes totally furkable, stop being a fag u know u wld if u cld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856393)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:01 AM
Author: bull headed tanning salon mad cow disease

what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to shake down an american business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856409)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Yellow legal warrant

"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound"

His attorneys do look like a legit labor law firm (inasmuch as a plaintiff-side labor law firm can be). Was it filed in state or federal court. If state, lol you can file any nonsense without concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856816)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Yellow legal warrant

Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, that makes it more likely it was horseshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856835)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: bateful high-end feces

https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856113)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the Anti Indian Hate saars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856365)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: Vibrant shrine

is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest looking turds i've ever seen.

Morgan's Pallid Apoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856366)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:28 AM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DNA). its funny in nepal sometimes u see ppl who look like pure aryans like these gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856394)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Vibrant shrine

Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a moment, thought it was Dolph Lundgren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856406)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:33 AM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with high heels, im hard... asking grok to maek this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856421)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856424)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: deep abode pocket flask

Gorgeous dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856802)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Primrose meetinghouse quadroon

your account must get the weirdest followers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856873)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: walnut public bath



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Peach hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857225)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: costumed electric spot roommate

how did he imagine he'd get away with such a wild lie? he could have fashioned a much less exaggerated story and ridden the flame for a long time, if not to ultimate victory.

this is the rare case that may tempt a prosecutor to look for a way to nail him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856971)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz milky box office

https://x.com/i/status/2050275337247068344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857219)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Shivering library



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: costumed electric spot roommate

Autism Capital 🧩

@AutismCapital

Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Mark Normand, and Ari Shaffir talk about the JPM sex scandal

ROGAN: “It turns out it’s fake. He just claimed she made him f**k her.”

GILLIS: “Wait, is it an Indian guy?”

ROGAN; “I believe so.”

GILLIS; “Yeah it does read like an Indian guy.” 😂 😂 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857373)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Twinkling Messiness Dysfunction

Someone figured out that he has some initials denoting he's a direct descendent of the Nepali Royal family, which last name was also Rana. This dood is like the FRESH PRINCE OF KATHMANDU, no wonder she wanted himalayan chocobar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857271)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Peach hell fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: Salmon menage halford

why didn't he make plausible allegations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857303)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Curious headpube piazza

He's got a great future as an actor if they decide to reboot the Addams Family with an Indian version of Lurch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49857393)