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How did SUSMAN GODFREY just open up a NYC office and thrive?

Unbelievable
Exciting Effete Stage
  05/18/13
Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige? http://w...
curious misanthropic filthpig national security agency
  05/18/13
sexy jewess
Crystalline French French Chef
  05/18/13
Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron
Stirring elite point
  05/25/13
I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom...
Ivory soul-stirring set
  05/19/13
Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped d...
Topaz orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  05/18/13
DSL's
Fantasy-prone Field
  05/18/13
Summa JD and hot ....
mildly autistic base
  05/18/13
Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school
Topaz orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  05/18/13
perhaps you missed the word "hot"?
orange yapping chapel factory reset button
  05/18/13
? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then...
maroon magical crotch
  05/18/13
Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser e...
Topaz orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  05/18/13
I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms ne...
maroon magical crotch
  05/18/13
This one if far more egregious: http://www.susmangodfrey....
maroon magical crotch
  05/18/13
Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. &Acir...
Indecent violent institution
  05/19/13
He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.
maroon magical crotch
  05/19/13
Doubt it
Indecent violent institution
  05/19/13
turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review kne...
Sinister hospital juggernaut
  06/04/13
Some secretary wrote that.
Thirsty Legend
  06/04/13
Nope, that's the title. http://www.floridalawreview.com/w...
chrome associate
  06/04/13
First in class tho bro
Aphrodisiac dilemma
  05/19/13
Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a dis...
Henna space feces
  05/19/13
lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that ...
Rose swashbuckling senate
  05/25/13
BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD
narrow-minded fighting menage
  05/25/13
...
chrome associate
  06/04/13
this would have been funnier had you used REIN
Sinister hospital juggernaut
  06/04/13
uh fulbright scholar coif summa a3 clerkship pbk manag...
slimy supple main people quadroon
  06/04/13
if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/o...
Arousing Aquamarine Lodge
  05/18/13
http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf
Stimulating pit gaping
  05/18/13
I don't get it.
Arousing Aquamarine Lodge
  05/18/13
what don't you get bro
Stimulating pit gaping
  05/18/13
your point
Arousing Aquamarine Lodge
  05/18/13
Never not hustling
Exciting Effete Stage
  05/18/13
how much do SG associate bros actually make
electric vengeful round eye address
  05/18/13
and how much are they expected to bill?
Yellow marvelous business firm
  05/18/13
2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make...
at-the-ready doobsian depressive box office
  05/19/13
Link
Exciting Effete Stage
  06/20/13
1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus
Exciting Effete Stage
  05/18/13
holy shit. for real?
electric vengeful round eye address
  05/18/13
Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are ...
Exciting Effete Stage
  05/18/13
lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although th...
grizzly rigor house
  05/18/13
This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about...
at-the-ready doobsian depressive box office
  05/19/13
(Fag)
Exhilarant principal's office sneaky criminal
  05/19/13
No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 5...
jade beady-eyed locale
  05/25/13
why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm giv...
Citrine Hyperactive School Cafeteria Candlestick Maker
  05/25/13
every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively ev...
jade beady-eyed locale
  06/09/13
TIL Munger pays first years $220k.
Deep appetizing range
  06/20/13
Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, p...
chrome associate
  06/20/13
How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science backgr...
Exciting Effete Stage
  05/18/13
dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle
Arousing Aquamarine Lodge
  05/18/13
They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's ...
at-the-ready doobsian depressive box office
  05/19/13
lol
crimson police squad church building
  05/19/13
God you are a tool.
Exhilarant principal's office sneaky criminal
  05/19/13
a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard scie...
Provocative lemon area
  05/19/13
They often partner with IP boutiques
Sooty violent meetinghouse ladyboy
  05/19/13
hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. r...
Vivacious Spot Psychic
  05/19/13
*is a retard*
Laughsome Outnumbered Kitchen Jewess
  05/25/13
having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often...
Laughsome Outnumbered Kitchen Jewess
  05/25/13
...
slimy supple main people quadroon
  06/04/13
Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11
infuriating contagious cruise ship
  05/19/13
Lol, why is this surprising?
chrome associate
  05/19/13
Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth bac...
cordovan painfully honest den partner
  06/09/13


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Date: May 18th, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: Exciting Effete Stage

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225253)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: curious misanthropic filthpig national security agency

Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige?

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Ashley-Simonsen/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225344)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Crystalline French French Chef

sexy jewess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225695)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Stirring elite point

Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270456)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Ivory soul-stirring set

I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom pushing out toilet-choking turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228556)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: Topaz orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped dat Susman

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Audrey-Calkins/#Pane1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225353)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Field

DSL's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225369)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: mildly autistic base

Summa JD and hot ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225371)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Topaz orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225375)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: orange yapping chapel factory reset button

perhaps you missed the word "hot"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225704)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: maroon magical crotch

? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then that's amazing. I bet there's at least a few summa/magna Fodrham/Brooklyn/Cardozo/Rutgers/Seton Hall/Temple/Other tri-state TTT attorneys at WLRK and Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225419)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Topaz orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser extent, WLRK are mega firms that need bodies. Susman is still a litigation boutique (although growing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225465)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: maroon magical crotch

I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms need bodies so they'll hire deeper in the talent pool" effect you reference is watered down a lot in the case of Cravath and WLRK. Law students and young lawyers are generally in complete awe of those firms. If CSM and WLRK wanted all HYS + fed. clerkship attorneys, they're the two mega firms that could do it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226812)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: maroon magical crotch

This one if far more egregious:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Andres-C-Healy/#Pane3

U. Florida and not a hot chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226830)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Indecent violent institution

Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. § 802(A)(10): Does the Military Need a Formal Invitation to Reign in “Cowboy” Civilian Contractors?, Note, 62 FLA. L. REV. 519 (2010)"

LOL, it's "rein in" not "reign in." How TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227731)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:59 AM
Author: maroon magical crotch

He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227947)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 4:10 AM
Author: Indecent violent institution

Doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227963)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Sinister hospital juggernaut

turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review knew this

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332286)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Thirsty Legend

Some secretary wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332219)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: chrome associate

Nope, that's the title.

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332283)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac dilemma

First in class tho bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228586)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Henna space feces

Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a district court and Ninth Circuit clerkship. Seems OK to me. LOL JUST LOL at the "rein v. reign" thing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228593)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Rose swashbuckling senate

lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that title. STUDENT SCHOLARS.

law profs cant even hack peer review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269872)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded fighting menage

BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270353)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: chrome associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332159)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: Sinister hospital juggernaut

this would have been funnier had you used REIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332295)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: slimy supple main people quadroon

uh

fulbright scholar

coif

summa

a3 clerkship

pbk

managing editor law review

second journal at the same time

speaks 4 languages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332192)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: Arousing Aquamarine Lodge

if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/ongoing matters before they even started looking for a lease. its not like boomer biglawyers just open up shop in some nyc office building and start networking from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225360)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Stimulating pit gaping

http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225383)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Arousing Aquamarine Lodge

I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225479)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Stimulating pit gaping

what don't you get bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225490)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: Arousing Aquamarine Lodge

your point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225498)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Exciting Effete Stage

Never not hustling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225683)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: electric vengeful round eye address

how much do SG associate bros actually make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225603)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Yellow marvelous business firm

and how much are they expected to bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225605)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: at-the-ready doobsian depressive box office

2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227708)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Exciting Effete Stage

Link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23434844)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Exciting Effete Stage

1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225686)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: electric vengeful round eye address

holy shit. for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225716)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Exciting Effete Stage

Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are dying to work there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225773)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: grizzly rigor house

lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although they're susman "first years," they'd be second years at any normal firm because they clerked)

see this chart:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Careers/Attorneys/#Pane3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225779)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: at-the-ready doobsian depressive box office

This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about what your bonus would be at, say, Kirkland for billing 2,800 hours.

The real benefit at Susman is that you can make partner early and after that there's a lot of "eat what you kill" opportunity (including contingency work). If you want to work hard as a litigator and make money, Susman is a place to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227714)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office sneaky criminal

(Fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228568)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: jade beady-eyed locale

No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 50k clerkship bonus, 5k vacation bonus, and 5k signing bonus that are all paid once you start. Then you get the 160k salary. And the $40k end of the year bonus they've paid the last few years.

By the sixth year you are up for partner. And the last couple of years they've paid ~$110k in end of the year bonuses to sixth years before they make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269841)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: Citrine Hyperactive School Cafeteria Candlestick Maker

why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm gives that to clerks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269995)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: jade beady-eyed locale

every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively

every associate hired by Susman is a federal clerk

so it basically is part of the first year salary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23357753)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Deep appetizing range

TIL Munger pays first years $220k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437412)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: chrome associate

Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, plus year end bonuses. Base salary jumps to 275k at year 3. P'ship track is 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437463)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Exciting Effete Stage

How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science background?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225710)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Arousing Aquamarine Lodge

dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225853)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:20 AM
Author: at-the-ready doobsian depressive box office

They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's the belief, anyway. And for some of them they are probably right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227719)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: crimson police squad church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228541)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office sneaky criminal

God you are a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228570)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Provocative lemon area

a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard science people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227728)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: Sooty violent meetinghouse ladyboy

They often partner with IP boutiques

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228536)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: Vivacious Spot Psychic

hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. remember how little you remember from UG? yeah. just because you did some UG in EE doesn't mean you are going to understand every patent. just lol. you read claims and interpret them like every other legal issue. it's not rocket science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228793)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Outnumbered Kitchen Jewess

*is a retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270718)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Outnumbered Kitchen Jewess

having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often work alongside Heim and a few other IP boutiques in cases; those boutiques have lots of good EEs who handle the technical part of cases

Heim has good lawyers; but they don't have the COA clerk types that Susman wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270716)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: slimy supple main people quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332218)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: infuriating contagious cruise ship

Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228594)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: chrome associate

Lol, why is this surprising?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228775)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: cordovan painfully honest den partner

Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth back to TLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23358123)