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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
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  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
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Laughing my fuckin ass off
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so you agree that you’re a man? cool
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(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
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  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
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more than u are, yes
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: lime laughsome casino

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: burgundy medicated private investor national security agency

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: lime laughsome casino

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Ungodly Aggressive Marketing Idea

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: lime laughsome casino

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: insane theatre wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling menage sex offender

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: nofapping insanely creepy forum party of the first part

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: burgundy medicated private investor national security agency

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: nofapping insanely creepy forum party of the first part

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: burgundy medicated private investor national security agency

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: nofapping insanely creepy forum party of the first part

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: burgundy medicated private investor national security agency

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: chocolate mentally impaired theater stage knife

180

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: burgundy medicated private investor national security agency



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: insane theatre wrinkle



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Histrionic house sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: motley deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: burgundy medicated private investor national security agency



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: burgundy medicated private investor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736908)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Red Demanding Senate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: crusty aphrodisiac cumskin trailer park

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: concupiscible stead yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: aromatic up-to-no-good institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: odious alpha kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Judgmental newt

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: jet vivacious church building preventive strike



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: motley deer antler



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: motley deer antler



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: motley deer antler



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: motley deer antler



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: motley deer antler



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: motley deer antler



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed sneaky criminal

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: motley deer antler

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle round eye



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: concupiscible stead yarmulke

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Deep Outnumbered Temple Regret



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Deep Outnumbered Temple Regret

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling menage sex offender

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: bossy tattoo

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling menage sex offender



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: concupiscible stead yarmulke

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001)