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Buddy's GF just shit all over him. Literally.

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he fo...
exciting gaping hunting ground
  11/30/06
how serious a gf was this?
Learning disabled pozpig
  11/30/06
Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been ...
exciting gaping hunting ground
  11/30/06
that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.
Learning disabled pozpig
  11/30/06
He told her to leave? Bahahaha.
Lascivious autistic associate step-uncle's house
  11/30/06
Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.
exciting gaping hunting ground
  11/30/06
are u his gf or his cousin?
bateful chest-beating meetinghouse
  10/20/08
Yeah, you have to prep for this.
glittery rehab reading party
  11/30/06
True story: I went to visit my best friend from HS at his...
Electric sex offender
  11/30/06
HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol. Ew, this ch...
burgundy hideous pisswyrm fanboi
  11/30/06
Fuck me in the shit.
Bull headed sandwich international law enforcement agency
  11/30/06
Not you again. Washington, Washington.
burgundy hideous pisswyrm fanboi
  11/30/06
I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.
Bull headed sandwich international law enforcement agency
  11/30/06
i like this shtick
curious point electric furnace
  12/01/06
*lol*
glittery rehab reading party
  11/30/06
OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
Bronze Casino Dysfunction
  11/30/06
WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?
irradiated crystalline hissy fit
  11/30/06
haha i always laugh at your posts
Costumed bistre boltzmann locus
  11/30/06
Wow.
exciting gaping hunting ground
  11/30/06
tyty for this
Startling Home
  11/30/06
ten million 180s if this is a true story
Arousing church
  11/30/06
This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked t...
Electric sex offender
  11/30/06
This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's n...
pink stage weed whacker
  11/30/06
Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.
Galvanic generalized bond
  12/01/06
edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though
useless orchestra pit
  11/30/06
fuck your gay urban legend
rose police squad
  11/30/06
I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google...
zombie-like digit ratio scourge upon the earth
  11/30/06
http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html http://comments.f...
zombie-like digit ratio scourge upon the earth
  11/30/06
That is gross dude.
hyperventilating cruise ship
  11/30/06
i'm crying as i read this.
vibrant dull affirmative action
  11/30/06
wtf
onyx bawdyhouse
  12/01/06
180^180
curious point electric furnace
  12/01/06
FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!
Bespoke laser beams whorehouse
  10/20/08
Is your buddy Tucker Max? http://www.tuckermax.com/archiv...
contagious foreskin
  11/30/06
No hisname is Jeb.
exciting gaping hunting ground
  11/30/06
Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?
contagious foreskin
  11/30/06
Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit befo...
hairraiser lavender dragon
  11/30/06
ugh. white people are disgusting.
Costumed bistre boltzmann locus
  11/30/06
Explain by comparison.
exciting gaping hunting ground
  11/30/06
uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?
Costumed bistre boltzmann locus
  11/30/06
Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...
exciting gaping hunting ground
  12/01/06
post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? ...
Lemon sanctuary chad
  12/01/06
...
glassy corner goyim
  12/01/06
More Feces.
Stirring beta house
  12/01/06
good to see you bro!
beady-eyed toilet seat den
  12/01/06
...
Flickering cream goal in life
  10/30/08


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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:31 PM
Author: exciting gaping hunting ground

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he found was something he didn't expect...

Got all over, he said. Johnson, pubes, balls, legs, stomach. He told her to leave. Serves him right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105514)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: Learning disabled pozpig

how serious a gf was this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105526)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: exciting gaping hunting ground

Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been on the rocks for the last couple of months but were in the process of getting back together. Today's little incident should make that process a little more difficult...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: Learning disabled pozpig

that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105562)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:38 PM
Author: Lascivious autistic associate step-uncle's house

He told her to leave? Bahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105569)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: exciting gaping hunting ground

Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105586)





Date: October 20th, 2008 1:16 PM
Author: bateful chest-beating meetinghouse

are u his gf or his cousin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280539)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: glittery rehab reading party

Yeah, you have to prep for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105651)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:47 PM
Author: Electric sex offender

True story:

I went to visit my best friend from HS at his college one time, and he told me about an extraordinarily fucked up experience his roommate had at a sorority date party. This girl he'd had a thing for for a while asked him to a function at her sorority house. After the party, when both of them were wasted, they hooked up. She asked for anal, and when he stuck it in, she lost control of her bowels. Diarrhea. All over him, her, the bed, everything. He was disgusted, but he couldn't run down the hall to the bathroom for obvious reasons, so he started to clean himself off with paper towels. He looked up, and she was rubbing the shit all over herself, muttering "Fuck me in the shit, fuck me in the shit" over and over again. He got his shit-stained self dressed and ran the hell out of there. Never talked to the girl again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105633)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: burgundy hideous pisswyrm fanboi

HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol.

Ew, this chili suddenly doesn't look so good :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105642)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Bull headed sandwich international law enforcement agency

Fuck me in the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105652)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: burgundy hideous pisswyrm fanboi

Not you again.

Washington, Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105654)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Bull headed sandwich international law enforcement agency

I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105668)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: curious point electric furnace

i like this shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109171)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: glittery rehab reading party

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105648)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: Bronze Casino Dysfunction

OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105650)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:56 PM
Author: irradiated crystalline hissy fit

WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105697)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Costumed bistre boltzmann locus

haha i always laugh at your posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105864)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: exciting gaping hunting ground

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105661)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Startling Home

tyty for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105666)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: Arousing church

ten million 180s if this is a true story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105701)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: Electric sex offender

This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked the roomie. He said it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105744)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: pink stage weed whacker

This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105830)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Galvanic generalized bond

Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107982)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: useless orchestra pit

edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106183)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: rose police squad

fuck your gay urban legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106184)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: zombie-like digit ratio scourge upon the earth

I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google or snoopes.

I did come up with this: http://web.unbc.ca/edge/sexissue.pdf (2nd page)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106460)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: zombie-like digit ratio scourge upon the earth

http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html

http://comments.fuckedcompany.com:8080/phpcomments/index.php?newsid=104464&sid=1&page=1&parentid=0&crapfilter=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating cruise ship

That is gross dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106574)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: vibrant dull affirmative action

i'm crying as i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106618)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: onyx bawdyhouse

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108034)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: curious point electric furnace

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109172)





Date: October 20th, 2008 11:26 AM
Author: Bespoke laser beams whorehouse

FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280165)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: contagious foreskin

Is your buddy Tucker Max?

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105769)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: exciting gaping hunting ground

No hisname is Jeb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105825)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: contagious foreskin

Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106145)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender dragon

Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit before anal sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105813)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Costumed bistre boltzmann locus

ugh. white people are disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106194)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: exciting gaping hunting ground

Explain by comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106201)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Costumed bistre boltzmann locus

uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106207)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:32 AM
Author: exciting gaping hunting ground

Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108686)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Lemon sanctuary chad

post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? with her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108709)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: glassy corner goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107783)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Stirring beta house

More Feces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108029)





Date: December 1st, 2006 7:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat den

good to see you bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108928)





Date: October 30th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: Flickering cream goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10311401)