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Buddy's GF just shit all over him. Literally.

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he fo...
Big Shimmering Resort
  11/30/06
how serious a gf was this?
Spectacular Transparent Ticket Booth
  11/30/06
Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been ...
Big Shimmering Resort
  11/30/06
that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.
Spectacular Transparent Ticket Booth
  11/30/06
He told her to leave? Bahahaha.
aromatic scarlet macaca
  11/30/06
Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.
Big Shimmering Resort
  11/30/06
are u his gf or his cousin?
frum institution
  10/20/08
Yeah, you have to prep for this.
Razzmatazz sepia theatre queen of the night
  11/30/06
True story: I went to visit my best friend from HS at his...
ruddy trailer park
  11/30/06
HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol. Ew, this ch...
Cruel-hearted philosopher-king
  11/30/06
Fuck me in the shit.
Racy glassy parlour
  11/30/06
Not you again. Washington, Washington.
Cruel-hearted philosopher-king
  11/30/06
I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.
Racy glassy parlour
  11/30/06
i like this shtick
Indigo theater
  12/01/06
*lol*
Razzmatazz sepia theatre queen of the night
  11/30/06
OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
flesh old irish cottage hunting ground
  11/30/06
WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?
exhilarant bat shit crazy base electric furnace
  11/30/06
haha i always laugh at your posts
Coiffed fuchsia athletic conference
  11/30/06
Wow.
Big Shimmering Resort
  11/30/06
tyty for this
Sooty vivacious idea he suggested nibblets
  11/30/06
ten million 180s if this is a true story
domesticated deer antler
  11/30/06
This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked t...
ruddy trailer park
  11/30/06
This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's n...
Clear bateful office
  11/30/06
Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.
gold deranged tank turdskin
  12/01/06
edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though
Apoplectic Floppy Rehab
  11/30/06
fuck your gay urban legend
Fiercely-loyal Library Feces
  11/30/06
I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google...
Flickering Locus Dysfunction
  11/30/06
http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html http://comments.f...
Flickering Locus Dysfunction
  11/30/06
That is gross dude.
curious persian
  11/30/06
i'm crying as i read this.
iridescent vigorous gaming laptop
  11/30/06
wtf
Nighttime plaza
  12/01/06
180^180
Indigo theater
  12/01/06
FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!
Light Stimulating Senate Coldplay Fan
  10/20/08
Is your buddy Tucker Max? http://www.tuckermax.com/archiv...
Contagious spot stock car
  11/30/06
No hisname is Jeb.
Big Shimmering Resort
  11/30/06
Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?
Contagious spot stock car
  11/30/06
Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit befo...
Motley national generalized bond
  11/30/06
ugh. white people are disgusting.
Coiffed fuchsia athletic conference
  11/30/06
Explain by comparison.
Big Shimmering Resort
  11/30/06
uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?
Coiffed fuchsia athletic conference
  11/30/06
Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...
Big Shimmering Resort
  12/01/06
post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? ...
olive volcanic crater
  12/01/06
...
wonderful weed whacker
  12/01/06
More Feces.
180 amber mad-dog skullcap
  12/01/06
good to see you bro!
dark titillating pistol antidepressant drug
  12/01/06
...
Vibrant center kitty cat
  10/30/08


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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:31 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Resort

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he found was something he didn't expect...

Got all over, he said. Johnson, pubes, balls, legs, stomach. He told her to leave. Serves him right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105514)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: Spectacular Transparent Ticket Booth

how serious a gf was this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105526)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Resort

Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been on the rocks for the last couple of months but were in the process of getting back together. Today's little incident should make that process a little more difficult...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Transparent Ticket Booth

that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105562)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:38 PM
Author: aromatic scarlet macaca

He told her to leave? Bahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105569)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Resort

Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105586)





Date: October 20th, 2008 1:16 PM
Author: frum institution

are u his gf or his cousin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280539)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia theatre queen of the night

Yeah, you have to prep for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105651)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:47 PM
Author: ruddy trailer park

True story:

I went to visit my best friend from HS at his college one time, and he told me about an extraordinarily fucked up experience his roommate had at a sorority date party. This girl he'd had a thing for for a while asked him to a function at her sorority house. After the party, when both of them were wasted, they hooked up. She asked for anal, and when he stuck it in, she lost control of her bowels. Diarrhea. All over him, her, the bed, everything. He was disgusted, but he couldn't run down the hall to the bathroom for obvious reasons, so he started to clean himself off with paper towels. He looked up, and she was rubbing the shit all over herself, muttering "Fuck me in the shit, fuck me in the shit" over and over again. He got his shit-stained self dressed and ran the hell out of there. Never talked to the girl again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105633)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted philosopher-king

HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol.

Ew, this chili suddenly doesn't look so good :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105642)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Racy glassy parlour

Fuck me in the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105652)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted philosopher-king

Not you again.

Washington, Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105654)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Racy glassy parlour

I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105668)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: Indigo theater

i like this shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109171)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sepia theatre queen of the night

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105648)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: flesh old irish cottage hunting ground

OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105650)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:56 PM
Author: exhilarant bat shit crazy base electric furnace

WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105697)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Coiffed fuchsia athletic conference

haha i always laugh at your posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105864)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Resort

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105661)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Sooty vivacious idea he suggested nibblets

tyty for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105666)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: domesticated deer antler

ten million 180s if this is a true story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105701)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: ruddy trailer park

This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked the roomie. He said it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105744)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Clear bateful office

This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105830)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: gold deranged tank turdskin

Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107982)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic Floppy Rehab

edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106183)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Library Feces

fuck your gay urban legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106184)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: Flickering Locus Dysfunction

I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google or snoopes.

I did come up with this: http://web.unbc.ca/edge/sexissue.pdf (2nd page)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106460)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: Flickering Locus Dysfunction

http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html

http://comments.fuckedcompany.com:8080/phpcomments/index.php?newsid=104464&sid=1&page=1&parentid=0&crapfilter=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: curious persian

That is gross dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106574)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous gaming laptop

i'm crying as i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106618)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: Nighttime plaza

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108034)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: Indigo theater

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109172)





Date: October 20th, 2008 11:26 AM
Author: Light Stimulating Senate Coldplay Fan

FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280165)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: Contagious spot stock car

Is your buddy Tucker Max?

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105769)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Resort

No hisname is Jeb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105825)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Contagious spot stock car

Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106145)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: Motley national generalized bond

Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit before anal sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105813)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Coiffed fuchsia athletic conference

ugh. white people are disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106194)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Big Shimmering Resort

Explain by comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106201)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Coiffed fuchsia athletic conference

uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106207)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:32 AM
Author: Big Shimmering Resort

Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108686)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: olive volcanic crater

post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? with her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108709)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: wonderful weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107783)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: 180 amber mad-dog skullcap

More Feces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108029)





Date: December 1st, 2006 7:49 AM
Author: dark titillating pistol antidepressant drug

good to see you bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108928)





Date: October 30th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: Vibrant center kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10311401)