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Buddy's GF just shit all over him. Literally.

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he fo...
Blue Cerebral Trust Fund
  11/30/06
how serious a gf was this?
Red selfie
  11/30/06
Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been ...
Blue Cerebral Trust Fund
  11/30/06
that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.
Red selfie
  11/30/06
He told her to leave? Bahahaha.
Topaz coiffed church dingle berry
  11/30/06
Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.
Blue Cerebral Trust Fund
  11/30/06
are u his gf or his cousin?
Bat-shit-crazy Glittery Orchestra Pit
  10/20/08
Yeah, you have to prep for this.
pale hospital
  11/30/06
True story: I went to visit my best friend from HS at his...
Mildly Autistic Supple Site Sandwich
  11/30/06
HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol. Ew, this ch...
Laughsome yellow church building
  11/30/06
Fuck me in the shit.
ebony blathering base dopamine
  11/30/06
Not you again. Washington, Washington.
Laughsome yellow church building
  11/30/06
I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.
ebony blathering base dopamine
  11/30/06
i like this shtick
Embarrassed To The Bone Magical House
  12/01/06
*lol*
pale hospital
  11/30/06
OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
Razzmatazz bbw digit ratio
  11/30/06
WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?
Ungodly charismatic haunted graveyard
  11/30/06
haha i always laugh at your posts
Naked flirting native
  11/30/06
Wow.
Blue Cerebral Trust Fund
  11/30/06
tyty for this
Saffron Wagecucks
  11/30/06
ten million 180s if this is a true story
buff giraffe scourge upon the earth
  11/30/06
This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked t...
Mildly Autistic Supple Site Sandwich
  11/30/06
This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's n...
harsh olive point
  11/30/06
Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.
Exhilarant deer antler
  12/01/06
edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though
Adulterous double fault indian lodge
  11/30/06
fuck your gay urban legend
histrionic boistinker library
  11/30/06
I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google...
soggy high-end laser beams feces
  11/30/06
http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html http://comments.f...
soggy high-end laser beams feces
  11/30/06
That is gross dude.
Hideous mustard hall
  11/30/06
i'm crying as i read this.
vibrant well-lubricated garrison coldplay fan
  11/30/06
wtf
maize aphrodisiac space
  12/01/06
180^180
Embarrassed To The Bone Magical House
  12/01/06
FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!
Appetizing jade boiling water persian
  10/20/08
Is your buddy Tucker Max? http://www.tuckermax.com/archiv...
mind-boggling ruby trailer park
  11/30/06
No hisname is Jeb.
Blue Cerebral Trust Fund
  11/30/06
Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?
mind-boggling ruby trailer park
  11/30/06
Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit befo...
orchid trip box office
  11/30/06
ugh. white people are disgusting.
Naked flirting native
  11/30/06
Explain by comparison.
Blue Cerebral Trust Fund
  11/30/06
uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?
Naked flirting native
  11/30/06
Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...
Blue Cerebral Trust Fund
  12/01/06
post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? ...
Stimulating field
  12/01/06
...
Irradiated filthy school
  12/01/06
More Feces.
Aqua gaped volcanic crater
  12/01/06
good to see you bro!
Zombie-like macaca
  12/01/06
...
Nofapping big locale
  10/30/08


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Date: November 30th, 2006 8:31 PM
Author: Blue Cerebral Trust Fund

He decided to kick in the back door, so to speak. What he found was something he didn't expect...

Got all over, he said. Johnson, pubes, balls, legs, stomach. He told her to leave. Serves him right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105514)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: Red selfie

how serious a gf was this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105526)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Blue Cerebral Trust Fund

Used to be very serious for a number of years. They've been on the rocks for the last couple of months but were in the process of getting back together. Today's little incident should make that process a little more difficult...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: Red selfie

that's terrible. It's not like it's really her fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105562)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:38 PM
Author: Topaz coiffed church dingle berry

He told her to leave? Bahahaha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105569)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: Blue Cerebral Trust Fund

Yup, as he was walking to the bathtub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105586)





Date: October 20th, 2008 1:16 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Glittery Orchestra Pit

are u his gf or his cousin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280539)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: pale hospital

Yeah, you have to prep for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105651)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:47 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Supple Site Sandwich

True story:

I went to visit my best friend from HS at his college one time, and he told me about an extraordinarily fucked up experience his roommate had at a sorority date party. This girl he'd had a thing for for a while asked him to a function at her sorority house. After the party, when both of them were wasted, they hooked up. She asked for anal, and when he stuck it in, she lost control of her bowels. Diarrhea. All over him, her, the bed, everything. He was disgusted, but he couldn't run down the hall to the bathroom for obvious reasons, so he started to clean himself off with paper towels. He looked up, and she was rubbing the shit all over herself, muttering "Fuck me in the shit, fuck me in the shit" over and over again. He got his shit-stained self dressed and ran the hell out of there. Never talked to the girl again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105633)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: Laughsome yellow church building

HAHAHA...you made me choke on my chili, lol.

Ew, this chili suddenly doesn't look so good :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105642)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: ebony blathering base dopamine

Fuck me in the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105652)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:50 PM
Author: Laughsome yellow church building

Not you again.

Washington, Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105654)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: ebony blathering base dopamine

I JUST TOSSED A BULL OVER THE HORIZON.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105668)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Magical House

i like this shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109171)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: pale hospital

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105648)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bbw digit ratio

OH NOES. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105650)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:56 PM
Author: Ungodly charismatic haunted graveyard

WHY DID I GET FUCKED IN THE SHIT NAKED?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105697)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Naked flirting native

haha i always laugh at your posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105864)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Blue Cerebral Trust Fund

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105661)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Saffron Wagecucks

tyty for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105666)





Date: November 30th, 2006 8:57 PM
Author: buff giraffe scourge upon the earth

ten million 180s if this is a true story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105701)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:03 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Supple Site Sandwich

This is indeed a true story. Next time I visited, I asked the roomie. He said it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105744)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: harsh olive point

This happened to guys in my high school all the time. It's no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105830)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant deer antler

Fuck....that line was going to be my masterstroke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107982)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Adulterous double fault indian lodge

edit: nm, this was pilfered. still funny, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106183)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: histrionic boistinker library

fuck your gay urban legend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106184)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:36 PM
Author: soggy high-end laser beams feces

I've heard a similar story, but nothing came close on google or snoopes.

I did come up with this: http://web.unbc.ca/edge/sexissue.pdf (2nd page)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106460)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:46 PM
Author: soggy high-end laser beams feces

http://www.happyscrappy.com/feature9.html

http://comments.fuckedcompany.com:8080/phpcomments/index.php?newsid=104464&sid=1&page=1&parentid=0&crapfilter=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106547)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: Hideous mustard hall

That is gross dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106574)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:54 PM
Author: vibrant well-lubricated garrison coldplay fan

i'm crying as i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106618)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:58 AM
Author: maize aphrodisiac space

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108034)





Date: December 1st, 2006 9:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Magical House

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7109172)





Date: October 20th, 2008 11:26 AM
Author: Appetizing jade boiling water persian

FUCK ME IN THE SHIT!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10280165)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling ruby trailer park

Is your buddy Tucker Max?

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105769)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Blue Cerebral Trust Fund

No hisname is Jeb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105825)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling ruby trailer park

Dear lord, he wasn't doing Laura, was he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106145)





Date: November 30th, 2006 9:12 PM
Author: orchid trip box office

Is it really that difficult of a concept to take a shit before anal sex?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7105813)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Naked flirting native

ugh. white people are disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106194)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Blue Cerebral Trust Fund

Explain by comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106201)





Date: November 30th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Naked flirting native

uh, doesn't this thread explain evrything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7106207)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:32 AM
Author: Blue Cerebral Trust Fund

Not nearly enough, Rasq, not nearly enough...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108686)





Date: December 1st, 2006 3:36 AM
Author: Stimulating field

post the link of rasq clogging up a toilet at a club?party? with her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108709)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:21 AM
Author: Irradiated filthy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7107783)





Date: December 1st, 2006 1:56 AM
Author: Aqua gaped volcanic crater

More Feces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108029)





Date: December 1st, 2006 7:49 AM
Author: Zombie-like macaca

good to see you bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#7108928)





Date: October 30th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: Nofapping big locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=536624&forum_id=2#10311401)