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what to do with kids in Maine?

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 an...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters....
soggy pisswyrm
  07/16/26
you are into lobsters huh
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
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Drab flatulent police squad
  07/16/26
I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too
Maize Whorehouse
  07/16/26
with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and ...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've s...
Maize Whorehouse
  07/16/26
yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my ton...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
Zurich really loves his wife!
Maize Whorehouse
  07/16/26
good at computer
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
i'm gonna vomit
motley stage digit ratio
  07/16/26
sand nigger
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When...
Diverse vermilion locus
  07/17/26
no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline)....
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/17/26
When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it...
Maize Whorehouse
  07/17/26
i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the ...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/17/26
...
Supple brass elastic band dilemma
  07/16/26
Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the les...
arousing volcanic crater
  07/16/26
...
lavender tantric institution skinny woman
  07/17/26
is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. ...
appetizing menage
  07/16/26
her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a ...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
I'm her boyfriend
Maize Whorehouse
  07/16/26
Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost
Diverse vermilion locus
  07/17/26
sorry for the confusion friend
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/17/26
Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinki...
Diverse vermilion locus
  07/17/26
just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling abo...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/17/26
Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the b...
aphrodisiac unholy cuckoldry factory reset button
  07/16/26
ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that. c...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.
aphrodisiac unholy cuckoldry factory reset button
  07/16/26
SP here. Try raping them
ruby vibrant school cafeteria new version
  07/16/26
...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
...
Maize Whorehouse
  07/16/26
"my wife, gary, and i" who is gary
irradiated stag film
  07/16/26
she is my wife!
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/16/26
Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.
irradiated stag film
  07/16/26
i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. s...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/17/26
Visit the original Poland Spring
bright idiotic hospital mad-dog skullcap
  07/17/26
where is that? how far is bangor from portland? few hour...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/17/26
Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon ...
Out-of-control demanding feces
  07/17/26
ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people s...
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/17/26
But what would they even have in life if they couldn't compl...
Diverse vermilion locus
  07/17/26
do cocaine and meth with them
drunken bossy pit jew
  07/17/26
i can't bc i am sober now
Insanely Creepy Den
  07/17/26
update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and rent...
Larry Bird literally dunking on blacks
  08/10/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 and 8, both boys) in early august. staying in portland. haven't been to ME with kids. what is fun to do there? staying for 5 days. ty.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004522)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: soggy pisswyrm

lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters. kids will freak and have fun with that. Watch lobsters fight. and then of course, learn to eat and enjoy lobsters.

get experience of rocky beaches with cold water.

is it blueberry season? drive up and pick / eat fresh berries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004524)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

you are into lobsters huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004534)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Drab flatulent police squad



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Maize Whorehouse

I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004527)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and pulled out and started eating her puss and ass then started banging her again. rate this move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004536)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Maize Whorehouse

I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've started fucking holes but it does demonstrate enthusiastic lust which women go crazy for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004542)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my tongue in her box because it made her immediately start to come

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004545)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Maize Whorehouse

Zurich really loves his wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004548)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

good at computer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004551)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004562)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: motley stage digit ratio

i'm gonna vomit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004573)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

sand nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004575)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Diverse vermilion locus

Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When you say puss, you mean buss for us old fashioned motherfuckers, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006001)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline). i've called her gary for years as a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006003)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Maize Whorehouse

When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it's...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006009)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the hold after you fuck it" move a second night in a row.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006016)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Supple brass elastic band dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004539)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: arousing volcanic crater

Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the less-visited portion of the NP on Schoodic Peninsula has some 180 bike trails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004543)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: lavender tantric institution skinny woman



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: appetizing menage

is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. my apologies if i'm not up to speed with the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004559)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a joke. in fact, i usually say "gary? gary where are you?" in richard simmons' voice (referencing richard simmons talking to gary dell'abate on the stern show in like 2003) and we have a laugh about that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004560)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Maize Whorehouse

I'm her boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004564)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Diverse vermilion locus

Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006002)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

sorry for the confusion friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006004)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: Diverse vermilion locus

Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinking "Gary" was just a funny name for a chick, then I confused myself with the sexual mercurialism you've talked about, and now know Gary is a girl. All is right with the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006023)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling about on here is the gay sex and HIV. all the other stuff has been true (unfortunately).

that said, i did engage a tranny escort once, i can't claim i was making that up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006027)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac unholy cuckoldry factory reset button

Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the bus service is pretty useful and clean/safe.

There are whale watching boats going right out of downtown Portland.

Spend a day throwing rocks at hippies in downtown Portland.

There are a lot of breweries around there if you want to brewdad it.

I have 180 childhood memories of Franconia Falls over in NH.

Rent a pontoon boat and cruise around one of the many lakes. Swim and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004591)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that.

cant brewdad, im a recovering addict lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004597)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac unholy cuckoldry factory reset button

Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004609)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: ruby vibrant school cafeteria new version

SP here. Try raping them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004603)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004625)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Maize Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004740)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: irradiated stag film

"my wife, gary, and i"

who is gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004732)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

she is my wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50004905)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: irradiated stag film

Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50005391)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. sorry and i will pay more attention to detail thank,.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50005979)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: bright idiotic hospital mad-dog skullcap

Visit the original Poland Spring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50005980)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

where is that?

how far is bangor from portland? few hours, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50005984)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Out-of-control demanding feces

Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon of white paradise has no idea what they are talking about. bring your kids to portland but know they will be walking over meth addicts the entire time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006019)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people surrounded by abject poors who might as well live in arkansas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006021)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Diverse vermilion locus

But what would they even have in life if they couldn't complain about the nor'easters? Well, aside from a crushing opiod addiction and lack of hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006025)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: drunken bossy pit jew

do cocaine and meth with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006057)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Den

i can't bc i am sober now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50006060)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Larry Bird literally dunking on blacks ((zurich is stained))

update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and renting a car to drive to portland. will stop in kennebunk for lobster roals.

on thursday, we are doing a lobster boat tour thing (~90 min). on friday, doing a whale watching boat (~3.5 hours)

on saturday, we'll go to this place https://www.palaceplayland.com/ my kids absolutely love the rides at this place in ocean city, md called jolly roger. this place has similar rides (some of them look pretty 180).

other than those activities, we'll just find random chill shit to do.

on sunday, we are going down to boston and staying near fanueil hall. will hang around sunday afternoon/evening into monday in boston and come home on monday.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2#50057616)