i see a lot of this online from women AND men. "everyone thinks i'm way younger than my age!!!" - no, people are literally just being polite and you're embarrassing yourself by taking it at face value and announcing it on the internet.
ever since i turned 30 five years ago, virtually every time someone asks my age and i tell them, their reaction is, "omg really? i thought you were 25!" and my takeaway IS NOT that i look 25, it's that people have a weird compulsion to tell 30+ women that they look younger than their age to be nice. i know when someone asks me to guess their age i subtract 3-5 to be safe and i assume people do even more dramatic reductions when they VOLUNTEER a number.
Date: November 2nd, 2026 8:20 PM Author: Historical American
yeah people say a lot of shit to be polite. I say Happy Kwanza to every Black I meet. I don't actually wish them a happy kwanza but I say it out of social pressure.
You're saying my barber complimenting my Hair is just trying to get a tip and doesn't actually get semi sexually aroused at its immaculate texture and density?
wow tyty. someone told me that last month actually! some producer dood, he said i should get into acting and said i had a similar vibe to her.
i dressed up as her Waterboy character for my friend's Adam Sandler bday party a few years ago: https://imgur.com/a/Y1SgHv0 (lol way harsher lighting in this one)
Date: November 2nd, 2026 8:40 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball
Nice. producer dude was probably trying to rub his weird reptilian genitals on you but i have no ulterior motives because i am too timid to even get on rocket league voice chat
rofl yeah it was a swinger couple, we were there because my friend's friend was bringing them coke, they def would've banged me if i wanted to but ya it's a 1800000 comparison