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What's the best way for me to meet a woman for an affair?

Married, nice wife, but I want to make up for lost time. Su...
Appetizing private investor
  07/02/09
match.com on safe browsing
Maroon toilet seat parlour
  07/02/09
...
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
ashleymadison.com
canary dopamine
  07/02/09
titmfcq
Magical nudist pocket flask
  07/02/09
Savage Garden concert
plum locale ape
  07/03/09
ashleymadison sucks. What's Match.com safe browsing?
Appetizing private investor
  07/02/09
Match.com is a dating site safe browsing is a browser setti...
lavender motley windowlicker
  07/02/09
Doesn't seem like that would help much. Guys without picture...
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
Whatever, chicks are beating down my door.
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
Yes, yes, we know, married guy got a few winks.
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
Several illiterate women also e-mailed me!
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
Yeah, but those ones probably just want to make $50. (kid...
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
I think if you list your income as $150,000+ in [redacted] w...
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
Oh, probably.
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
this is every xo basement virgin's fondest hope
Impressive Cerebral Theater Stage Nowag
  07/02/09
True. Just understand its going to be 33 year old divorce...
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
*waits for gross old man to chime in*
frisky marvelous legal warrant becky
  07/02/09
what if he put up a pic, but with groucho glasses and a fake...
Impressive Cerebral Theater Stage Nowag
  07/02/09
Then the ghost of Eden Hartford would contact him.
lavender motley windowlicker
  07/03/09
He doesn't need to put a pic in his profile. He can just att...
Maroon toilet seat parlour
  07/02/09
Doesn't dispell the suspicion he's married. I know a lot of ...
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
why would girls care?
Maroon toilet seat parlour
  07/02/09
1. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher...
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
Not sure I understand 2. 3 maybe. 1 for sure.
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
Eh, 2's probably speculative, but I've noticed guys without ...
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
Rowan how much time DO you spend on these sites?
ivory excitant hell
  07/03/09
explain 3
Maroon toilet seat parlour
  07/02/09
OMG internet dating is for losers and I'd die if anyone thou...
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
sounds alright/standard
Maroon toilet seat parlour
  07/02/09
No.
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
what about putting up a picture of a guy who looks like him,...
dashing tattoo
  07/02/09
this is awesome but difficult to pull off.
Talented keepsake machete
  07/02/09
So are you saying they probably no I'm married at this point...
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
Oh, dear, now I've encouraged you. No, you've probably ju...
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
My profile would not evince that I am anything other than a ...
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
You underrate yourself. I already know that you have a firm ...
Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena
  07/02/09
I wish all women got wet for guys with a "firm understa...
ivory excitant hell
  07/03/09
if you have to ask, it probably ain't happenin
Fishy Fantasy-prone Chapel
  07/02/09
using internet is worst way. evidence stays on there foreve...
glassy aphrodisiac dilemma faggotry
  07/02/09
Rings attract chicks. they want a man who other women have ...
ivory excitant hell
  07/03/09
Have you tried IRL? There are a lot of them there. Alleg...
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
Just make sure she's 100% ok with you being married. I've se...
Startled space messiness
  07/02/09
*hides from some chick who thinks I'm single*
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
*hides from some guy who thinks I'm a chick*
Startled space messiness
  07/02/09
No guy thinks you're a chick.
Passionate lodge goal in life
  07/02/09
http://jaihowtf.ytmnd.com/
khaki blood rage toaster
  07/02/09
go to bar make sure to prominently display wedding ring ...
offensive flesh garrison newt
  07/02/09
credited.
Beady-eyed roast beef
  07/02/09
All interesting suggestions. I would love to do the bar thi...
Appetizing private investor
  07/02/09
her place, duh just see an escort dude
offensive flesh garrison newt
  07/02/09
When so many married wives and husbands cheat, why are singl...
Indigo immigrant
  07/03/09
stfu
flirting trip regret hall
  07/03/09
rent a cheap motel room or fuck her in you're car
Jade Comical Home Boltzmann
  07/03/09


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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: Appetizing private investor

Married, nice wife, but I want to make up for lost time. Suggestions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143264)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Maroon toilet seat parlour

match.com on safe browsing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143309)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143321)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: canary dopamine

ashleymadison.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143339)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Magical nudist pocket flask

titmfcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143611)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:28 AM
Author: plum locale ape

Savage Garden concert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148468)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Appetizing private investor

ashleymadison sucks. What's Match.com safe browsing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143378)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: lavender motley windowlicker

Match.com is a dating site

safe browsing is a browser setting so your wife can't catch you visiting Match.com by looking at browser history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143509)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:05 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

Doesn't seem like that would help much. Guys without pictures get almost no responses, and if he puts a picture up he's likely to be found by someone who knows him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143534)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life

Whatever, chicks are beating down my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143547)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

Yes, yes, we know, married guy got a few winks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143557)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life

Several illiterate women also e-mailed me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143560)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

Yeah, but those ones probably just want to make $50.

(kidding, kidding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143563)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life

I think if you list your income as $150,000+ in [redacted] women will e-mail you even without a picture, because, HOLY SHIT, ITS A MAN WITH A JOB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143678)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

Oh, probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:31 PM
Author: Impressive Cerebral Theater Stage Nowag

this is every xo basement virgin's fondest hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143691)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life

True.

Just understand its going to be 33 year old divorcees e-mailing you and not 22-year old swimsuit model virgins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143704)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: frisky marvelous legal warrant becky

*waits for gross old man to chime in*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143710)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Impressive Cerebral Theater Stage Nowag

what if he put up a pic, but with groucho glasses and a fake stache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143550)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 8:42 AM
Author: lavender motley windowlicker

Then the ghost of Eden Hartford would contact him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148558)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:31 PM
Author: Maroon toilet seat parlour

He doesn't need to put a pic in his profile. He can just attach it to chat twitter blogs he sends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143694)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

Doesn't dispell the suspicion he's married. I know a lot of girls who won't respond to pictureless profiles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143701)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: Maroon toilet seat parlour

why would girls care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143703)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

1. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher he's married or has a girlfriend.

2. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher it's not him.

3. If the picture's not in the profile, odds are much higher he's weirded out by internet dating, and people who are weirded out by internet dating but who try to do it anyway are always trainwrecks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143713)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life

Not sure I understand 2. 3 maybe.

1 for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143719)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

Eh, 2's probably speculative, but I've noticed guys without profile pictures who offer other pics tend to send fuzzy, old-looking ones. Perhaps it's just people who can't upload properly (a sure sign of an old or a dumb)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143731)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:46 AM
Author: ivory excitant hell

Rowan how much time DO you spend on these sites?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148359)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Maroon toilet seat parlour

explain 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143729)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

OMG internet dating is for losers and I'd die if anyone thought I did it. What would my boss think? I could miss out on that promotion? Wait, but I haven't worked up the nerve to talk to a real girl since my wife left me in '99. I know, I'll put up one but not have a picture on it, and we can make up a whimsical storry about how we met at the dogpark!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143739)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Maroon toilet seat parlour

sounds alright/standard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143746)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143748)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: dashing tattoo

what about putting up a picture of a guy who looks like him, but isn't? that way the wife will recognize it's not him, but the new chicks online won't be able to tell that it isn't the same person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143969)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Talented keepsake machete

this is awesome but difficult to pull off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12144207)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life

So are you saying they probably no I'm married at this point and are DTF for a steak dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143706)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

Oh, dear, now I've encouraged you.

No, you've probably just found some ones who are naive/golddigging/desperate to find someone who's funny and doesn't sound like a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143715)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life

My profile would not evince that I am anything other than a moron. A moron who noshes on endangered rays, perhaps, but still a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143728)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Vermilion electric juggernaut striped hyena

You underrate yourself. I already know that you have a firm understanding of basic grammar and capitalization, and you generally spell correctly when not in the late stages of drunkenness. This already puts you in the top 10% of profiles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143744)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:48 AM
Author: ivory excitant hell

I wish all women got wet for guys with a "firm understanding of basic grammar and capitalization" but unfortunately it seems to be inaccurate. Otherwise, autoadmit would not be filled with people whose sexual experience involves mainly "accidental" groping at frat parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148372)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: Fishy Fantasy-prone Chapel

if you have to ask, it probably ain't happenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143539)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: glassy aphrodisiac dilemma faggotry

using internet is worst way. evidence stays on there forever. Why not take off the goddamn ring and go to a bar and hit on chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143545)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:49 AM
Author: ivory excitant hell

Rings attract chicks. they want a man who other women have preselected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148374)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:31 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life

Have you tried IRL?

There are a lot of them there. Allegedly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143693)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Startled space messiness

Just make sure she's 100% ok with you being married. I've seen too many marriages break up because of a scorned mistress.

That being said, I don't think you should do it, unless you're ok with getting divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143730)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life

*hides from some chick who thinks I'm single*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143735)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Startled space messiness

*hides from some guy who thinks I'm a chick*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143740)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Passionate lodge goal in life

No guy thinks you're a chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143745)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: khaki blood rage toaster

http://jaihowtf.ytmnd.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143737)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: offensive flesh garrison newt

go to bar

make sure to prominently display wedding ring

talk to women

profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143804)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 7:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed roast beef

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143948)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Appetizing private investor

All interesting suggestions. I would love to do the bar thing and just pick up a woman, but where would we go? I obviously can't take her back to my place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143825)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: offensive flesh garrison newt

her place, duh

just see an escort dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12143832)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:50 AM
Author: Indigo immigrant

When so many married wives and husbands cheat, why are single people supposed to take the institution of marriage seriously??

You have Mr. Family Values Mark Sander cheating on his wife with multiple women, one of whom is the Soul Mate the gods have said he can never be with.

Why don't these people figure out their beliefs better or stop getting so militant and defensive about the institution of marriage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:29 AM
Author: flirting trip regret hall

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148469)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:27 AM
Author: Jade Comical Home Boltzmann

rent a cheap motel room or fuck her in you're car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1032388&forum_id=2#12148465)