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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
multi-colored hairy legs fanboi
  09/15/13
explain.
Exciting Talking Wagecucks Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
multi-colored hairy legs fanboi
  09/15/13
this is not bad
jade really tough guy messiness
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
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  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
walnut gaming laptop
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
topaz blathering kitchen
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
aromatic brunch sandwich
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
jade really tough guy messiness
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
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  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
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  09/15/13
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pink razzmatazz address
  09/15/13
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Exciting Talking Wagecucks Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
jade really tough guy messiness
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
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  09/15/13
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https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
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  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
amber bawdyhouse psychic
  09/15/13
its ok.
multi-colored hairy legs fanboi
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Fragrant location
  09/25/15
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  12/03/15
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Maroon spot hissy fit
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Arousing Cream Codepig Library
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
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  06/22/16
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frum dashing school
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
multi-colored hairy legs fanboi
  06/21/17
do you pay?
outnumbered violent corner
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
multi-colored hairy legs fanboi
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
outnumbered violent corner
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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duck-like adulterous national potus
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
trip at-the-ready doctorate background story
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Exciting Talking Wagecucks Mad-dog Skullcap

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: jade really tough guy messiness

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Federal magical water buffalo main people

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: walnut gaming laptop

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: topaz blathering kitchen

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: aromatic brunch sandwich

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: jade really tough guy messiness

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: odious bbw field

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: 180 legal warrant

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: pink razzmatazz address



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Exciting Talking Wagecucks Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: jade really tough guy messiness

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Arousing Cream Codepig Library



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: chartreuse brethren rigor

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: amber bawdyhouse psychic

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Fragrant location

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: frum dashing school

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Maroon spot hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Arousing Cream Codepig Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: frum dashing school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: outnumbered violent corner

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: outnumbered violent corner

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Lavender excitant cumskin

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: duck-like adulterous national potus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: trip at-the-ready doctorate background story

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Maize racy roommate turdskin

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Nofapping Deer Antler Resort

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Slate Stage Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: multi-colored hairy legs fanboi

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