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Racy cobalt jap
  12/27/18
James Joyce
ultramarine library mental disorder
  12/27/18
the fart letter? pls be specific
Racy cobalt jap
  12/27/18
The fart letter. Squeaks and all
ultramarine library mental disorder
  12/27/18
Napoleon getting a rimjob during the accords.
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  12/27/18
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Racy cobalt jap
  12/27/18
I made it up, just like a real historian.
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  12/27/18
Or napoleon sending some officer away so he could smash his ...
ultramarine library mental disorder
  12/27/18
I've always had a soft spot for William the Conqueror fallin...
Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Gaping Den
  12/27/18
Hitler making girls shit on his head, and them committing su...
Autistic doctorate bawdyhouse
  12/27/18
the reason you know this is a jewish lie is because it's so ...
galvanic ceo windowlicker
  12/27/18
he was a complete freak show. i could see it being true
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Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the...
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  12/28/18
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Alcoholic marvelous main people
  12/27/18
For the young man circumcision is followed by subincision wh...
Greedy Beady-eyed Ratface Plaza
  12/27/18
i was a big Midnight Oil fan in the early 90s. Lots of songs...
Racy cobalt jap
  12/27/18
Newly subincised men rub their blood on the backs of others....
Greedy Beady-eyed Ratface Plaza
  12/27/18
Found another fun ritual: In the Brazilian Amazon, young...
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bronze age pervert touches on this. dysgenic effect of survi...
Racy cobalt jap
  12/27/18
I fucked Abe Lincoln - and he was a bottom!
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Empress Théodora rising from a freak show prostitute ...
Bateful becky
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Alcoholic marvelous main people
  12/27/18
No, of course not. All ancient history is suspect. But I bet...
Bateful becky
  12/27/18
What is this I don't even...
adventurous rehab
  12/27/18
Felix Faure dying mid-blowjob. He was receiving. Clemence...
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  12/27/18
Charles XII getting his shit pushed in fighting the Russians
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  12/27/18
Treaty of Breezewood
bistre indecent preventive strike
  12/27/18
LBJ using his MASSIVE MANMALLET to COMMAND RESPECT
Costumed cyan elastic band
  12/28/18
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  12/30/18
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  12/28/18
Qaddafi getting butt-raped to death
chocolate trailer park pocket flask
  12/30/18
https://forum.facepunch.com/general/brgcu/Muammar-Gaddafi-An...
Swashbuckling pale mother
  12/30/18
Trump and the pee pee tapes
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  12/30/18
Trump said pussy
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When soviets soldiers were captured by the Taliban in afghan...
Swashbuckling pale mother
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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Racy cobalt jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478920)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: ultramarine library mental disorder

James Joyce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478927)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Racy cobalt jap

the fart letter? pls be specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478930)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: ultramarine library mental disorder

The fart letter. Squeaks and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478959)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: glittery nudist tank

Napoleon getting a rimjob during the accords.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478941)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Racy cobalt jap

rink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478948)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: glittery nudist tank

I made it up, just like a real historian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478995)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: ultramarine library mental disorder

Or napoleon sending some officer away so he could smash his wife, then the officer returning early and finding out.

Very 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478965)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Gaping Den

I've always had a soft spot for William the Conqueror falling from his horse, impaling his intestines, and dying in agony of sepsis about two weeks later.

Catherine the Great being serviced by her stallion was a good one too, except that it has no basis in fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478961)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Autistic doctorate bawdyhouse

Hitler making girls shit on his head, and them committing suicide after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478963)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: galvanic ceo windowlicker

the reason you know this is a jewish lie is because it's so gross/weird. jews love to project when lying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478985)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Autistic doctorate bawdyhouse

he was a complete freak show. i could see it being true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479023)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: sable tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479229)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone feces

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

https://biblehub.com/niv/ezekiel/23.htm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478976)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: mustard hairraiser base old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480242)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Self-centered Trust Fund Roommate

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486178)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Turquoise Gaping Den

This isn't even describing an actual event but instead is a metaphor for Israel's unfaithfulness to God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486213)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: adventurous rehab

Tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37496246)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Alcoholic marvelous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37478996)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Greedy Beady-eyed Ratface Plaza

For the young man circumcision is followed by subincision when his beard starts to grow. The young man is seated on rock while his penis is split open with a stone knife along its full length on the underside. The penis, once split open, is pressed flat against the rock on which the young man is sitting. The Aboriginals explained that this is done in order to make it “lighter and more beautiful".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479035)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Racy cobalt jap

i was a big Midnight Oil fan in the early 90s. Lots of songs about giving Australia back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479041)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Greedy Beady-eyed Ratface Plaza

Newly subincised men rub their blood on the backs of others.

Then there's also the re-opening of the subincision. The urethra is cut deeper by an elder with a sharp flake of stone to further strengthen the bonds of kinship.

Just bros being bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479051)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Greedy Beady-eyed Ratface Plaza

Found another fun ritual:

In the Brazilian Amazon, young boys belonging to the indigenous Sateré-Mawé tribe mark their coming of age when they turn 13 in a Bullet and Ant Initiation. The tradition goes as so: they search the jungle for bullet ants which are sedated by a leader who submerges them in an herbal solution. The ants are then weaved into gloves with the stingers pointed inwards. An hour or so later, the ants wake up angrier than ever, and the initiation begins. Each boy has to wear the gloves for ten minutes.

Enduring the pain demonstrates the boys’ readiness for manhood -- so few cry out as doing so would demonstrate weakness. Each boy will eventually wear the gloves 20 times over the span of several months before the initiation is complete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479087)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic marvelous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480090)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic marvelous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479053)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Alcoholic marvelous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479083)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic marvelous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479390)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Alcoholic marvelous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486109)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Racy cobalt jap

bronze age pervert touches on this. dysgenic effect of survivors being those unwilling to die in the face of slavery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479157)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: supple vengeful personal credit line casino

I fucked Abe Lincoln - and he was a bottom!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37479064)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Bateful becky

Empress Théodora rising from a freak show prostitute to one of the most powerful women in the world.

https://www.purplemotes.net/2017/05/07/empress-theodora-woman-leader/

Theodora herself provided special service to the under-served: she served homosexual men, including slaves, who wanted anal sex.[1] In accordance with hetero-normative ideology, market incentives, and personal preferences and comfort, most women prostitutes historically have focused their practice on heterosexual men. Theodora, in contrast, reached out to serve sexually marginalized men.

Theodora worked hard and was dedicated to her career. She unfortunately lacked natural talent in singing and dancing. Not letting that discourage her, she took up work providing background sexual displays in mime shows:

There was no shame at all in her, and no one ever saw her embarrassed. …. Often she would take her clothes off and stand in the middle of the stage by the mimes, alternately bending backwards or drawing attention to her rear, advertising her special brand of gymnastics both to those who had more intimate knowledge of it and to those who did not — yet. Thus did she abuse her own body licentiously, making it seem that she had genitals not in the place where nature ordained for all other women, but in her face. [2]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480155)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic marvelous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480197)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Bateful becky

No, of course not. All ancient history is suspect. But I bet she was like an ancient Angelina Jolie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480223)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: adventurous rehab

What is this I don't even...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480204)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: excitant halford lodge

Felix Faure dying mid-blowjob. He was receiving.

Clemenceau made an incredibly XO joke about this: "Il voulait être César, il ne fut que Pompée" ("He wanted to be Caesar, but he was only Pompey", but it could also mean "but he only got a blowjob").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480217)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: snowy whorehouse

Charles XII getting his shit pushed in fighting the Russians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480238)



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Date: December 27th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: bistre indecent preventive strike

Treaty of Breezewood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37480300)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Costumed cyan elastic band

LBJ using his MASSIVE MANMALLET to COMMAND RESPECT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486198)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: concupiscible associate area

https://gawker.com/lbj-was-obsessed-with-his-dick-1694599317

The 36th president of the United States reportedly refused to accept staff arguments that outfitting the shower with the demanded features—including one nozzle aimed "directly at the president's penis"—would require a great deal of plumbing work. "If I can move 10,000 troops in a day, you can certainly fix the bathroom any way I want it," Johnson told the staff, according to the book.

He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call "Jumbo," hooting once, "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?," and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486229)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 4:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic marvelous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37495729)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant bossy police squad

haha penis nsfw btw! go back to reddit faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37486206)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 6:12 AM
Author: chocolate trailer park pocket flask

Qaddafi getting butt-raped to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37495776)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale mother

https://forum.facepunch.com/general/brgcu/Muammar-Gaddafi-Anal-raped-by-an-sharp-wooden-object/1/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37496188)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 6:41 AM
Author: offensive theatre psychic

Trump and the pee pee tapes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37495792)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Costumed cyan elastic band

Trump said pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37496084)



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Date: December 30th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pale mother

When soviets soldiers were captured by the Taliban in afghan the Taliban would sometimes butt rape them while having someone else slice their skin at their stomach, pull it up over their head on either side, and tie it in a bow over their heads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4164687&forum_id=2#37496200)