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My neighbor is jerking off in the kitchen. Why?

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blind...
Pale Fanboi
  11/04/09
ive done it before.
Cocky arousing hissy fit plaza
  11/04/09
i do this all the time. if you don't like it don't look
galvanic grizzly theater
  11/04/09
Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just ...
Pale Fanboi
  11/04/09
how public is this window that you can see into? do you hav...
galvanic grizzly theater
  11/04/09
It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly....
Pale Fanboi
  11/04/09
lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist. he probably saw you ...
galvanic grizzly theater
  11/04/09
Is he looking at you?
emerald flatulent field electric furnace
  11/04/09
No. He was leaning against the fridge.
Pale Fanboi
  11/04/09
Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on tha...
emerald flatulent field electric furnace
  11/04/09
that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something sim...
Soggy volcanic crater range
  11/04/09
the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes ...
peach zombie-like house macaca
  11/04/09
Probably Alia.
emerald flatulent field electric furnace
  11/05/09
what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she wa...
Soggy volcanic crater range
  11/05/09
wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF
peach zombie-like house macaca
  11/04/09
srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what ...
peach zombie-like house macaca
  11/04/09
It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is take...
emerald flatulent field electric furnace
  11/04/09
Ever heard of a strict liability crime?
Kink-friendly Pink Personal Credit Line Meetinghouse
  11/04/09
Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?
emerald flatulent field electric furnace
  11/04/09
Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per mont...
Kink-friendly Pink Personal Credit Line Meetinghouse
  11/05/09
Is that in the US?
comical aqua school cafeteria juggernaut
  11/04/09
I don't know, do my dreams have a location?
emerald flatulent field electric furnace
  11/04/09
lol
dead hospital
  11/05/09
Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this d...
Pale Fanboi
  11/04/09
i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the li...
Duck-like internal respiration
  11/04/09
i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, muc...
Orange kitty cat chapel
  11/04/09
I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's u...
Pale Fanboi
  11/04/09
u sleep nekkid?
Orange kitty cat chapel
  11/04/09
Shocking, I know.
Pale Fanboi
  11/04/09
haha, i didn't mean it that way
Orange kitty cat chapel
  11/04/09
Even when on the rag? Gross.
Spectacular Sound Barrier Philosopher-king
  11/05/09
So does your bedspread have skidmarks?
Swollen crystalline goal in life
  11/05/09
Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.
comical aqua school cafeteria juggernaut
  11/04/09
i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are ya...
Twisted Ticket Booth Legal Warrant
  11/04/09
I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a ...
Pale Fanboi
  11/04/09
cities attract nuts. no way around it.
Twisted Ticket Booth Legal Warrant
  11/04/09
lol poor redneck nigger
apoplectic den multi-billionaire
  11/05/09
How can you really, really not want a yard?
comical aqua school cafeteria juggernaut
  11/04/09
Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it. ...
Pale Fanboi
  11/04/09
you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had ...
wine brunch
  11/05/09
are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under cont...
Orange kitty cat chapel
  11/05/09
Yes.
Pale Fanboi
  11/05/09
I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.
Passionate Shaky Sex Offender
  11/04/09
Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang ...
Supple boistinker halford
  11/04/09
i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time....
violent olive french chef wrinkle
  11/04/09
wth is an airshaft window yo
Spectacular Sound Barrier Philosopher-king
  11/05/09
does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?
Appetizing Salmon Black Woman Parlor
  11/05/09
...
Sepia talking dog poop parlour
  11/16/09


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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: Pale Fanboi

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blinds on my airshaft windows and sometimes walk around naked, but jerking off in the kitchen seems like an odd thing to do regardless of who can see you. Guys? Any perspective on whether this is normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179647)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Cocky arousing hissy fit plaza

ive done it before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179657)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: galvanic grizzly theater

i do this all the time.

if you don't like it don't look

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179663)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: Pale Fanboi

Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just seemed like a strange location. Wouldn't the bathroom be cleaner and the sofa/bed be more comfortable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179677)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: galvanic grizzly theater

how public is this window that you can see into? do you have to make an effort to see into it or is it pretty much out in the open?

yeah the bed is more comfortable but you gotta spice it up sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179705)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Pale Fanboi

It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly. You have to make an effort not to see.

I'm not really offended by sexual stuff by the airshaft window, since a lot of people just ignore it. It just was a strange sight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179726)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: galvanic grizzly theater

lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist.

he probably saw you walking around naked and is returning the favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179753)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: emerald flatulent field electric furnace

Is he looking at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179681)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Pale Fanboi

No. He was leaning against the fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179695)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: emerald flatulent field electric furnace

Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on that. For example: http://motherless.com/AA989BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179717)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: Soggy volcanic crater range

that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something similar before, but it had a sense of degredation to it, like i was entering an underworld. it's not the right thing to be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179790)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:26 PM
Author: peach zombie-like house macaca

the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes were glued toward the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179947)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: emerald flatulent field electric furnace

Probably Alia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181964)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:00 AM
Author: Soggy volcanic crater range

what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she was just passing the time, considering it was a dude jerking off, which doesnt happen all that often on a bus. obviously she wasnt offended or anything, but i doubt she was all wet in her panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182928)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: peach zombie-like house macaca

wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180089)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: peach zombie-like house macaca

srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what is the deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180129)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: emerald flatulent field electric furnace

It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is taken down instantly, and the stuff on 15-17 y.o.s, well, don't click on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180137)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Pink Personal Credit Line Meetinghouse

Ever heard of a strict liability crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181307)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: emerald flatulent field electric furnace

Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181378)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Pink Personal Credit Line Meetinghouse

Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181944)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: comical aqua school cafeteria juggernaut

Is that in the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180243)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: emerald flatulent field electric furnace

I don't know, do my dreams have a location?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180250)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: dead hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182975)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Pale Fanboi

Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this doesn't become a habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179918)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: Duck-like internal respiration

i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179929)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: Orange kitty cat chapel

i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, much less leaning against the fridge. the guy must be into voyeurism.

do you walk naked in your apt when he can see in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180100)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Pale Fanboi

I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's usually getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something. Since the view is from my living room to his kitchen, I doubt he's been flashed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180205)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: Orange kitty cat chapel

u sleep nekkid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180246)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Pale Fanboi

Shocking, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180269)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: Orange kitty cat chapel

haha, i didn't mean it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180351)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: Spectacular Sound Barrier Philosopher-king

Even when on the rag? Gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182969)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:13 AM
Author: Swollen crystalline goal in life

So does your bedspread have skidmarks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183566)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: comical aqua school cafeteria juggernaut

Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180278)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: Twisted Ticket Booth Legal Warrant

i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are yards with fruit trees and vegetable gardens separating me from all my neighbors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180256)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Pale Fanboi

I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a yard, but I look forward to having an apartment without an airshaft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180265)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: Twisted Ticket Booth Legal Warrant

cities attract nuts. no way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180276)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:11 AM
Author: apoplectic den multi-billionaire

lol poor redneck nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183565)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:58 PM
Author: comical aqua school cafeteria juggernaut

How can you really, really not want a yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180291)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Pale Fanboi

Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it.

Also, they're sort of useless, especially if you don't have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181371)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: wine brunch

you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had no yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181874)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:22 AM
Author: Orange kitty cat chapel

are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under control?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181940)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Pale Fanboi

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182062)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:34 PM
Author: Passionate Shaky Sex Offender

I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181339)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: Supple boistinker halford

Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang out in front of your window watching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181350)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: violent olive french chef wrinkle

i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time. tonight this guy started with a stand-up piss and then went to shit mode and i totally identified with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181394)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: Spectacular Sound Barrier Philosopher-king

wth is an airshaft window yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182980)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: Appetizing Salmon Black Woman Parlor

does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182984)



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Date: November 16th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: Sepia talking dog poop parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13280490)