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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:06 PM Author: yapping meetinghouse water buffalo http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/04/30/memo-to-the-south-go-ahead-secede-already.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23109434) |
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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:08 PM Author: Buck-toothed idiotic haunted graveyard abode Just lol at that civil war.
Alpha conservaheroes against the anti- cis gendered |
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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:08 PM Author: yapping meetinghouse water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23109451) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 9:55 AM Author: out-of-control lime lodge circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23143324) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 2:23 PM Author: racy corner idea he suggested "(We could retain “America”: they could call themselves “Smith & Wesson” or “Coca-Cola” or something like that.)"
Isn't Smith & Wesson based in fucking MASSACHUSETTS? |
Date: April 30th, 2013 8:08 PM Author: turquoise indirect expression America was built on art galleries and organic food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23109445) |
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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:08 PM Author: Hilarious spectacular kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23109449) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 2:06 PM Author: Bistre Fear-inspiring Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114188) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 9:55 AM Author: out-of-control lime lodge circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23143325) |
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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:10 PM Author: yapping meetinghouse water buffalo This is the "new" United States' best scenario:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ElectoralCollege2012.svg
It's likely that FL would not want to be a part of that festering shithole. Go ahead, take the Northeast and the West Coast. Just LOL. |
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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:11 PM Author: buff orchestra pit trump supporter this guy is living proof that anybody can get published in the Internet age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23109461) |
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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:12 PM Author: cerise metal home candlestick maker (basement dwelling reptiles oiling up their penises over the thought of using their guns for a righteous war) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23109469) |
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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:12 PM Author: Very tactful feces field that shitlib seriously needs to gas self. What a load of drivel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23109473) |
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Date: April 30th, 2013 8:23 PM Author: multi-colored crimson site boltzmann If free migration was allowed and Dems and Reps largely switched to their new Demlandia and Replandia nations i'd be ok with this. Watching The United States of Shitliberalism deal with a 55% underachieving "minority" nation would be pretty hilarious. I doubt most shitlibs are thoughtful enough to recognize how badly this would fuck them in the ass.
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Date: May 1st, 2013 1:38 PM Author: yapping meetinghouse water buffalo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114056) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 1:45 PM Author: Dashing Awkward Faggot Firefighter it would be like Atlas Shrugged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114094) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 1:51 PM Author: hyperventilating point ladyboy M f cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114130) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 2:24 PM Author: cowardly alpha Rich Libs would migrate to the conservative south once they couldn't force everyone else to pay for what they deem FAIR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114294) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 3:41 PM Author: cerise metal home candlestick maker you realize that california exists, yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114832) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 11:48 AM Author: Deranged gay wizard This x 1,000. The libs would have to at least acknowledge that people need to do some work and be productive. I truly don't understand how libs can't see/understand this.
I would love watching this from afar with a bowl of popcorn. |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 1:42 PM Author: drab flatulent temple shitlibs write this article (then chortle to themselves) once a year or so. fucking idiots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114081) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 1:51 PM Author: Irate step-uncle's house was this guy actually paid money to write this article? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114132) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 1:57 PM Author: yapping meetinghouse water buffalo tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114155) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 2:03 PM Author: Filthy Tanning Salon this article is as dumb as the identical (but less wordy) ones reptiles were drafting after romney's epic flameout (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114179) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 2:07 PM Author: stirring bespoke university I'm just assuming this guy is living in Brooklyn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114194) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 2:21 PM Author: racy corner idea he suggested Date: July 12th, 2011 10:42 PMAuthor: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,.,;,.,.:..:.,:.::,.-allow the southeast states (east of texas, below north carolina) to secede. ruthlessly enforce borders to keep them out of the new US. this will slash healthcare and welfare costs.-pay all ghetto blacks and remaining white trash to move to reservation-like plots of land situated in barren areas of the great plains. they will be provided with controlled model towns featuring walmarts, pawn shops, churches, etc, but they can't leave the reservation without government permission.-get rid of 65% of undergrad colleges, start hundreds of well-funded vocational schools. remodel education system to start funneling people into vocational school at early ages if they can't pass certain academic benchmarks.-imprison people for becoming obese sans glandular or medical problems. they have to weigh in once a year, term of imprisonment and hard labor is related to amount of obesity. in some cases they are kept in prison until they achieve a normal weight.-deny entitlements to all boomers who have tax records that demonstrate they are capable of living off other retirement investments and pensions-reduce drug penalties to minimal charges and large fines, but heavily increase jail time for violent and gun-related crime.-if a woman can prove her income is below a certain level, government pays her to get an abortion, cash money on the spot. limited to one a year so they don't just turn their wombs into cash machines.-government pays a high bounty for unregistered/unlicensed/illegal firearms, disposes of them once they're turned in-currently incarcerated non-violent drug offenders can get their sentences reduced or removed by performing a commensurate amount of military service and completing job training. any fuckups and they go back to jail and start overthat should start to get us straightened out pretty quickly(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1702023&forum_id=2#18490362) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114267) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 4:39 PM Author: swollen avocado church Racism, socialism and paternalism. It's the worst odd the left and the right combined. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23115201) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 2:22 PM Author: cowardly alpha I support this as a conservahero. It's the only decent thing to do at this point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114284) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 2:23 PM Author: beady-eyed base voyeur LOL didn't read but shitlibs would NEVER let this happen. they'd be totally fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114285) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 3:40 PM Author: Very tactful feces field this is the author's "vision" of shitlib america:
Just think what America would look like without its mostly Southern states. (We could retain “America”: they could call themselves “Smith & Wesson” or “Coca-Cola” or something like that.) Universal health care. No guns. Strong unions. A humane minimum wage. A humane immigration policy. High revenues from a fair tax structure. A massive public-works program. Legal gay marriage. A ban on carbon emissions. Electric cars. Stronger workplace protections. Extended family leave from work in case of pregnancy or illness. Longer unemployment benefits. In short, a society on a par with most of the rest of the industrialized world—a place whose politics have finally caught up with its social and economic realities. |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 3:41 PM Author: hyperventilating point ladyboy I wanted to post that but can't on my phone. Those economic policies would lead to starvation in the dirt streets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114830) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 3:45 PM Author: Very tactful feces field "A ban on carbon emissions."
How the fuck do they plan on doing this? Will shipping goods and transit companies pretty much cease in shitlib america? |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 3:52 PM Author: hyperventilating point ladyboy Deranged shitlibs like this are literally as dangerous as hitler. These policies would almost certainly lead to a dictatorship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23114891) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 4:33 PM Author: Exciting Depressive except hitler was a chill, fratty bro... nigger-loving shitlibs, not so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23115151) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 11:51 AM Author: Deranged gay wizard The Coca-Cola nation would be able to steamroll new America and pull them from the depths of certain failure.
Given this guaranteed outcome, I'm supportive of the proposal. Within 20 years we'd be able to reunify, and my grandchildren would have a chapter in their American History books titled "The Failed Experiment: A Story of the Foolhardy Libs." |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 4:41 PM Author: swollen avocado church I just caught that. Lib America would literally have people starving in the streets North Korea style. Given that criminals are heavily lib, lib America would be pretty dangerous too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23115224) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 4:51 PM Author: hyperventilating point ladyboy Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23115299) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:24 AM Author: Ivory resort knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23143440) |
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Date: May 1st, 2013 8:09 PM Author: Ivory resort knife Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et. al.:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.
2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..
11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley MacLaine. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors..
17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right. With affordability reforms needed.
18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Bay Ya," or "We Are the World".
20. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.
Sincerely, An American Law Student
P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you. |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 9:53 AM Author: Ivory resort knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23143317) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 9:58 AM Author: Adventurous Dun Becky 180 truth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23143339) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:29 AM Author: Violet yarmulke http://i.imgur.com/ZErXRLR.jpg
Sorry, Florida. We don't want you. |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 11:54 AM Author: Deranged gay wizard We can save Florida. I'd like to have a nice vacation destination. Once we get the rampant illegal immigration under control and the old folks quit being deceived by the liberal media, the State should turn itself around promptly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23143902) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 10:53 AM Author: Submissive chartreuse karate native LOL. The new south would just blow themselves up with fertilizer in three years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23143598) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 11:52 AM Author: doobsian stubborn personal credit line den wrong, and Shitlibia would get blown up by muslim terrorists with its "humane immigration policy" and its probable outlawing of any sort of racial profiling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23143897) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 11:55 AM Author: Deranged gay wizard Don't forget that the terrorists will get food stamps and other government support as they're being indoctrinated and raised. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23143904) |
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Date: May 6th, 2013 12:05 PM Author: razzle-dazzle azure cuck eh, the south was far more progressive than the north for a long time, once politicians quit having gimpy northern jews to pin as socialists, economic policy would probably become more liberal in the south (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2244145&forum_id=2#23143961) |