Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM Author: Sadistic coral ape
In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.
After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.
Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.
What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Sadistic coral ape
Not really, no.
I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.
This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.
It does.
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Sadistic coral ape
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."
Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."
I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM Author: Sadistic coral ape
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM Author: Stirring Green School
<3
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM Author: Ultramarine fantasy-prone preventive strike rehab
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM Author: Cracking Rambunctious Abode Toilet Seat
:(
I want to use a vaginal spoonculum
:(
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Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM Author: Filthy Space
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."
vastly underrated life observation
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM Author: Talented Brass Property Internal Respiration
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM Author: marvelous useless bbw
Bump.
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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM Author: Chartreuse disrespectful library
bump, nigga
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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM Author: chrome cheese-eating son of senegal
who cares?
have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?
metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM Author: soggy milky filthpig area
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"
wtf?
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM Author: sepia chad point
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.
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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM Author: racy hilarious spot
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...
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Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM Author: Stirring Green School
scoop
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120
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180. One of my all time favorites.
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Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM Author: Citrine Nofapping Degenerate Casino
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.
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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM Author: Swollen Mahogany Death Wish Market
Wow...just...Wow.
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