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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
flesh cracking mental disorder sanctuary
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
brass doobsian nursing home wagecucks
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
brass doobsian nursing home wagecucks
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
brass doobsian nursing home wagecucks
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
brass doobsian nursing home wagecucks
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  01/11/06
dp..
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
brass doobsian nursing home wagecucks
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  01/11/06
<3
Titillating Crackhouse
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
shivering church
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Titillating Crackhouse
  05/10/06
agreed.
shivering church
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
hilarious histrionic idiot
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
hilarious histrionic idiot
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
Crusty embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  05/10/06
haha, noted
Crusty embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
Translucent gaming laptop
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
scarlet anal trump supporter
  05/10/06
hi
razzle aqua state
  07/19/06
Bump.
shivering church
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
stirring hyperactive incel whorehouse
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
slippery faggot firefighter resort
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
odious adulterous wrinkle
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker
  09/28/06
sure
odious adulterous wrinkle
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
contagious awkward pisswyrm digit ratio
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
Heady puce roast beef
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
provocative infuriating brunch gay wizard
  10/23/06
scoop
Titillating Crackhouse
  08/29/07
...
magenta useless brakes
  11/07/07
120
Appetizing Organic Girlfriend Hall
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
180 Black Woman
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
idiotic cruel-hearted den
  05/08/08
...
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  05/28/08
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harsh property prole
  08/08/08
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  08/08/08
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  08/08/08
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: flesh cracking mental disorder sanctuary

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: brass doobsian nursing home wagecucks

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: brass doobsian nursing home wagecucks

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: brass doobsian nursing home wagecucks

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: brass doobsian nursing home wagecucks

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: brass doobsian nursing home wagecucks

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Titillating Crackhouse

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: shivering church

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Titillating Crackhouse

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: shivering church

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: hilarious histrionic idiot

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: hilarious histrionic idiot

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Crusty embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Crusty embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: scarlet anal trump supporter

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: razzle aqua state

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: shivering church

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: stirring hyperactive incel whorehouse

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: slippery faggot firefighter resort

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: odious adulterous wrinkle

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Tantric maize selfie candlestick maker

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: odious adulterous wrinkle

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: contagious awkward pisswyrm digit ratio

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Heady puce roast beef

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: provocative infuriating brunch gay wizard

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Titillating Crackhouse

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: magenta useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Organic Girlfriend Hall

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: 180 Black Woman

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: idiotic cruel-hearted den

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: bull headed chrome rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: harsh property prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: harsh property prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: Vivacious Deer Antler

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: Bateful black school cafeteria personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)