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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM Author: Diverse Rehab In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.
After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.
Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.
What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum. |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM Author: Thirsty Violent Indirect Expression Spot A minor classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM Author: misanthropic brass forum do u get off on this kind of stuff? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: Diverse Rehab Not really, no.
I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.
This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.
It does. |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM Author: misanthropic brass forum how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM Author: Diverse Rehab Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM Author: misanthropic brass forum i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Diverse Rehab Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."
Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."
I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then. |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM Author: misanthropic brass forum did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Diverse Rehab Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM Author: Diverse Rehab dp.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773) |
Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM Author: Diverse Rehab I told you so, boredmedgirl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM Author: misanthropic brass forum is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM Author: Diverse Rehab Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM Author: Cracking depressive dopamine <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM Author: Jet corner death wish This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM Author: Cracking depressive dopamine I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM Author: Jet corner death wish agreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM Author: Irradiated awkward messiness you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM Author: Diverse Rehab That might have made sex difficult for her later on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: Irradiated awkward messiness so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM Author: Spectacular chartreuse school cafeteria :(
I want to use a vaginal spoonculum
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM Author: Diverse Rehab Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM Author: Spectacular chartreuse school cafeteria haha, noted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580) |
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Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM Author: Dark provocative scourge upon the earth bawdyhouse "I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."
vastly underrated life observation |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM Author: nighttime orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap why can't I find a boyfriend like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612) |
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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM Author: Sepia station hi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520) |
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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM Author: Jet corner death wish Bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291) |
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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM Author: dashing new version den bump, nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180) |
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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM Author: adventurous buff step-uncle's house blood rage who cares?
have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?
metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM Author: Diverse Rehab You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735) |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM Author: Walnut Institution "have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"
wtf? |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM Author: Diverse Rehab Has a man ever examined you "down there?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769) |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM Author: Walnut Institution sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854) |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM Author: primrose dog poop This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM Author: cerise legal warrant underrated. spoonculum man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167) |
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Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM Author: hairraiser locus Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627) |
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