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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
Razzmatazz Hominid Striped Hyena
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
odious theater stage son of senegal
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
odious theater stage son of senegal
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
odious theater stage son of senegal
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
odious theater stage son of senegal
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  01/11/06
dp..
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
odious theater stage son of senegal
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  01/11/06
<3
cracking tantric internal respiration
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
copper indian lodge
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
cracking tantric internal respiration
  05/10/06
agreed.
copper indian lodge
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
Electric bespoke bawdyhouse
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
Electric bespoke bawdyhouse
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
poppy bateful depressive
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  05/10/06
haha, noted
poppy bateful depressive
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
smoky floppy stain
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
Stirring Mewling Site Tank
  05/10/06
hi
spectacular shimmering area
  07/19/06
Bump.
copper indian lodge
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
Primrose excitant elastic band
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
histrionic impertinent old irish cottage
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
rose indecent theatre yarmulke
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard
  09/28/06
sure
rose indecent theatre yarmulke
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
crimson contagious rigpig digit ratio
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
Irradiated Gaming Laptop
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
lascivious aqua multi-billionaire
  10/23/06
scoop
cracking tantric internal respiration
  08/29/07
...
Sable shaky parlour
  11/07/07
120
trip carmine french chef stag film
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
sinister school
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
glittery idiot dopamine
  05/08/08
...
self-absorbed red den
  05/28/08
...
sick cuckold boistinker
  08/08/08
...
sick cuckold boistinker
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
Supple Church Feces
  08/08/08
...
alcoholic quadroon base
  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Hominid Striped Hyena

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: odious theater stage son of senegal

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: odious theater stage son of senegal

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: odious theater stage son of senegal

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: odious theater stage son of senegal

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: odious theater stage son of senegal

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: cracking tantric internal respiration

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: cracking tantric internal respiration

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Electric bespoke bawdyhouse

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Electric bespoke bawdyhouse

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: poppy bateful depressive

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: poppy bateful depressive

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: smoky floppy stain

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Stirring Mewling Site Tank

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: spectacular shimmering area

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: copper indian lodge

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Primrose excitant elastic band

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: histrionic impertinent old irish cottage

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: rose indecent theatre yarmulke

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: fragrant fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: rose indecent theatre yarmulke

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: crimson contagious rigpig digit ratio

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Irradiated Gaming Laptop

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: lascivious aqua multi-billionaire

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: cracking tantric internal respiration

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: Sable shaky parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: trip carmine french chef stag film

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: sinister school

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: glittery idiot dopamine

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: self-absorbed red den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: sick cuckold boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: sick cuckold boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: Supple Church Feces

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: alcoholic quadroon base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)