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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
dark voyeur
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
avocado cruise ship
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
avocado cruise ship
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
avocado cruise ship
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
avocado cruise ship
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  01/11/06
dp..
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
avocado cruise ship
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  01/11/06
<3
Multi-colored stubborn nursing home
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
Honey-headed at-the-ready goyim
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Multi-colored stubborn nursing home
  05/10/06
agreed.
Honey-headed at-the-ready goyim
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
low-t selfie tattoo
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
low-t selfie tattoo
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
180 House
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  05/10/06
haha, noted
180 House
  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
awkward shrine
  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
Wonderful Sanctuary Boiling Water
  05/10/06
hi
thirsty self-absorbed genital piercing kitty
  07/19/06
Bump.
Honey-headed at-the-ready goyim
  07/19/06
bump, nigga
magenta cuckoldry
  07/29/06
who cares? have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the m...
Aggressive thriller spot
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
laughsome apoplectic senate
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop
  09/28/06
sure
laughsome apoplectic senate
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
fuchsia newt gas station
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
well-lubricated misanthropic space
  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
Beta gaping
  10/23/06
scoop
Multi-colored stubborn nursing home
  08/29/07
...
vibrant black woman
  11/07/07
120
Jade fragrant macaca locale
  11/12/07
180. One of my all time favorites.
Bateful Jewess
  05/08/08
Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sha...
White passionate theatre twinkling uncleanness
  05/08/08
...
Green spectacular native international law enforcement agency
  05/28/08
...
big crusty preventive strike principal's office
  08/08/08
...
big crusty preventive strike principal's office
  08/08/08
Wow...just...Wow.
Outnumbered school cafeteria
  08/08/08
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ivory alpha resort
  08/27/08


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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: dark voyeur

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: avocado cruise ship

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: avocado cruise ship

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: avocado cruise ship

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: avocado cruise ship

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: avocado cruise ship

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored stubborn nursing home

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed at-the-ready goyim

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored stubborn nursing home

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed at-the-ready goyim

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: low-t selfie tattoo

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: low-t selfie tattoo

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: 180 House

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: 180 House

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: awkward shrine

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Wonderful Sanctuary Boiling Water

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: thirsty self-absorbed genital piercing kitty

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed at-the-ready goyim

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: magenta cuckoldry

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: Aggressive thriller spot

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: laughsome apoplectic senate

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac cheese-eating gaming laptop

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: laughsome apoplectic senate

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: fuchsia newt gas station

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated misanthropic space

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: Beta gaping

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored stubborn nursing home

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM
Author: vibrant black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Jade fragrant macaca locale

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Bateful Jewess

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: White passionate theatre twinkling uncleanness

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: Green spectacular native international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM
Author: big crusty preventive strike principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: big crusty preventive strike principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: Outnumbered school cafeteria

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: ivory alpha resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)