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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, ...
Sadistic coral ape
  01/11/06
A minor classic.
rose harsh messiness gaping
  01/11/06
do u get off on this kind of stuff?
Well-lubricated bistre old irish cottage faggotry
  01/11/06
Not really, no. I got into an argument in another threa...
Sadistic coral ape
  01/11/06
how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?
Well-lubricated bistre old irish cottage faggotry
  01/11/06
Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position...
Sadistic coral ape
  01/11/06
i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think yo...
Well-lubricated bistre old irish cottage faggotry
  01/11/06
Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position....
Sadistic coral ape
  01/11/06
did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you ...
Well-lubricated bistre old irish cottage faggotry
  01/11/06
Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks l...
Sadistic coral ape
  01/11/06
dp..
Sadistic coral ape
  01/11/06
I told you so, boredmedgirl!
Sadistic coral ape
  01/11/06
is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?
Well-lubricated bistre old irish cottage faggotry
  01/11/06
Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas a...
Sadistic coral ape
  01/11/06
<3
Stirring Green School
  05/10/06
This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Je...
marvelous useless bbw
  05/10/06
I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum
Stirring Green School
  05/10/06
agreed.
marvelous useless bbw
  05/10/06
you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that wh...
Ultramarine fantasy-prone preventive strike rehab
  05/10/06
That might have made sex difficult for her later on.
Sadistic coral ape
  05/10/06
so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?
Ultramarine fantasy-prone preventive strike rehab
  05/10/06
:( I want to use a vaginal spoonculum :(
Cracking Rambunctious Abode Toilet Seat
  05/10/06
Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know...
Sadistic coral ape
  05/10/06
haha, noted
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  05/10/06
"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your lif...
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  07/07/08
why can't I find a boyfriend like this?
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  05/10/06
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  07/19/06
Bump.
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  07/19/06
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  07/29/06
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chrome cheese-eating son of senegal
  07/29/06
You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.
Sadistic coral ape
  09/28/06
"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main feat...
soggy milky filthpig area
  09/28/06
Has a man ever examined you "down there?"
Sadistic coral ape
  09/28/06
sure
soggy milky filthpig area
  09/28/06
This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would...
sepia chad point
  09/28/06
underrated. spoonculum man!
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  10/23/06
i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, lik...
racy hilarious spot
  10/23/06
scoop
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  08/29/07
...
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  11/07/07
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.

After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.

Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.

What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793548)





Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: rose harsh messiness gaping

A minor classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bistre old irish cottage faggotry

do u get off on this kind of stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

Not really, no.

I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.

This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.

It does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793654)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bistre old irish cottage faggotry

how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bistre old irish cottage faggotry

i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."

Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."

I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793690)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bistre old irish cottage faggotry

did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

dp..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

I told you so, boredmedgirl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bistre old irish cottage faggotry

is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847)





Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM
Author: Stirring Green School

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: marvelous useless bbw

This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM
Author: Stirring Green School

I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: marvelous useless bbw

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine fantasy-prone preventive strike rehab

you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

That might have made sex difficult for her later on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine fantasy-prone preventive strike rehab

so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM
Author: Cracking Rambunctious Abode Toilet Seat

:(

I want to use a vaginal spoonculum

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758471)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM
Author: Cracking Rambunctious Abode Toilet Seat

haha, noted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580)





Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM
Author: Filthy Space

"I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."

vastly underrated life observation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9952314)





Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Talented Brass Property Internal Respiration

why can't I find a boyfriend like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM
Author: henna costumed lettuce

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520)





Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM
Author: marvelous useless bbw

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse disrespectful library

bump, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180)





Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM
Author: chrome cheese-eating son of senegal

who cares?

have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?

metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328321)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM
Author: soggy milky filthpig area

"have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692749)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: Sadistic coral ape

Has a man ever examined you "down there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM
Author: soggy milky filthpig area

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854)





Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM
Author: sepia chad point

This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: charismatic slimy principal's office

underrated. spoonculum man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167)





Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: racy hilarious spot

i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123)





Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Stirring Green School

scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286)





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Author: Domesticated Drab Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930)





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Author: Lilac titillating cruise ship newt

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786)





Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Obsidian fluffy stock car

180. One of my all time favorites.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754510)





Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM
Author: Citrine Nofapping Degenerate Casino

Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627)





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Author: Jade Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479)





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Author: Beady-eyed kitty corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302)





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Author: Beady-eyed kitty corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310)





Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM
Author: Swollen Mahogany Death Wish Market

Wow...just...Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339)





Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267)