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Comments on using two metal spoons as a vaginal speculum
| judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty | 01/11/06 |
| bull headed embarrassed to the bone base | 01/11/06 |
| razzmatazz antidepressant drug idiot | 01/11/06 |
| judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty | 01/11/06 |
| razzmatazz antidepressant drug idiot | 01/11/06 |
| judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty | 01/11/06 |
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| judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty | 01/11/06 |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:41 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty In short, this works. I took two small-sized metal spoons, and bent them around 30 degrees. Then I lashed them together with a rubber band at the center. This way, the rubber band holds the spoons apart while at rest. When you want to insert this spoonculum, you separate the handles, pushing the spoon ends together. Then you push it into the vaginal canal, and slowly open it.
After convincing my girlfriend to submit to this indignity, I was able to visualize her vaginal walls and cervix with the spoonculum, though I did have to rotate it around to get a full view. I did this with her in a lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. The knee-chest position provided better views, but made her more uncomfortable.
Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology.
What I conclude from this experiment is that with two metal spoons and a rubber band, you can ALSO make your own slapdash spoonculum. |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 9:54 PM Author: bull headed embarrassed to the bone base A minor classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793617) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:02 PM Author: razzmatazz antidepressant drug idiot do u get off on this kind of stuff? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793648) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:03 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty Not really, no.
I got into an argument in another thread about whether or not this would work.
This is my report on whether or not it DOES work.
It does. |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:04 PM Author: razzmatazz antidepressant drug idiot how did u proposition ur girlfriend for this activity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793663) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:05 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty Like I said, I tried this with her in the lithotomy position, and then in the knee-chest position. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793670) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:06 PM Author: razzmatazz antidepressant drug idiot i mean how did you bring up the subject? didnt she think you're weird for making this contraption? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793675) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty Oh, oops. I read "proposition" as "position."
Yeah, I just brought it up directly. I was like "hey, you know what I want to try? This contraption right here."
I think she has come to expect stuff like that, now and then. |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:08 PM Author: razzmatazz antidepressant drug idiot did she ask you why you wanted to do it? if so how did you respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793693) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:12 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty Yes. I told her I wanted to see what her IUD string looks like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793720) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:22 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty dp.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793773) |
Date: January 11th, 2006 10:32 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty I told you so, boredmedgirl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793826) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:35 PM Author: razzmatazz antidepressant drug idiot is she asian? how old? have you given her an enema? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793847) |
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Date: January 11th, 2006 10:39 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty Yes, early 20's, yes, but not for sexual purposes. Enemas are kind of nasty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#4793883) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:00 PM Author: greedy comical partner <3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758277) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:05 PM Author: useless corn cake This is what sealed the deal for me: Note - I did use KY Jelly, even though this would be inappropriate if material was being collected for cytology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758318) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:18 PM Author: greedy comical partner I was enamored at the first appearance of spoonculum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758454) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:29 PM Author: useless corn cake agreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758541) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:14 PM Author: Indigo flirting range community account you should have used an old dried out rubber band so that when you stretched it, it smacked her right on the lips, then you could study the minor bruise she had (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758424) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:19 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty That might have made sex difficult for her later on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758465) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:22 PM Author: Indigo flirting range community account so, who cares if its dificult for her - arent you a man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758485) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:20 PM Author: buck-toothed exciting property quadroon :(
I want to use a vaginal spoonculum
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:24 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty Then you have to get out there and do it, Vir. I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758505) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:34 PM Author: buck-toothed exciting property quadroon haha, noted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758580) |
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Date: July 7th, 2008 7:07 PM Author: crusty deep parlour death wish "I don't know eveything that will transpire in your life, but I can tell you what ain't - women dragging you off the computer and begging you to shove spoonculums up their boxes."
vastly underrated life observation |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 3:38 PM Author: chest-beating heaven why can't I find a boyfriend like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#5758612) |
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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:36 PM Author: fiercely-loyal brunch hi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249520) |
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Date: July 19th, 2006 2:10 PM Author: useless corn cake Bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6249291) |
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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:13 AM Author: Yellow alcoholic station bump, nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6328180) |
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Date: July 29th, 2006 2:39 AM Author: Dashing rigpig dog poop who cares?
have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?
metal objects and sex just dont fit. id rather jerk off to our 24-hour over-seas thread we have going on right now |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:31 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty You can't see the cervix during oral sex, dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692735) |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:33 PM Author: sienna startling nursing home "have u not eaten enough pussy out to see the main features of the vagina?"
wtf? |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:36 PM Author: judgmental fuchsia rehab kitty Has a man ever examined you "down there?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692769) |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:51 PM Author: sienna startling nursing home sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692854) |
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Date: September 28th, 2006 4:38 PM Author: Massive newt round eye This would have been uber-hillbilly-prestigious if you would have started playing the spoons after you inserted them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6692786) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:41 PM Author: naked wonderful boltzmann theatre underrated. spoonculum man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843167) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2006 6:35 PM Author: tantric roast beef cruise ship i showed this thread to my GF, and she looked terrified, like i was about to do something to her... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#6843123) |
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Date: August 29th, 2007 6:40 PM Author: greedy comical partner scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8575286) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 3:10 AM Author: zippy bistre plaza affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8863930) |
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Date: November 12th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: lake abode 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#8887786) |
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Date: May 8th, 2008 10:19 AM Author: trip point boiling water 180. One of my all time favorites.
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Date: May 8th, 2008 11:24 AM Author: Talented Umber Idea He Suggested Azn Flame. No matter how you angle that, it's going to have sharp edges against some part of the vag lips. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9754627) |
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Date: May 28th, 2008 4:53 AM Author: Shivering jap library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#9835479) |
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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:46 PM Author: Sable locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048302) |
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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:47 PM Author: Sable locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048310) |
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Date: August 8th, 2008 5:57 PM Author: Passionate Cobalt Kitchen Patrolman Wow...just...Wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10048339) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 11:49 PM Author: duck-like center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=337470&forum_id=2#10103267) |