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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
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emergency money
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Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
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Seedy Electric Furnace
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I just got one of these too FML
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I make 170k with 15% bonus
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great thread
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Motley wine knife theatre

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Odious rambunctious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Comical Flickering Library

LJL @ poors

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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Smoky Resort



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: territorial hunting ground national security agency

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: green effete weed whacker ticket booth

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Jet-lagged vengeful giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: At-the-ready irradiated dingle berry casino

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Comical Flickering Library

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: green effete weed whacker ticket booth

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Comical Flickering Library

emergency money

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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Seedy Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Titillating silver state famous landscape painting



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Titillating silver state famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: concupiscible native mental disorder

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Motley wine knife theatre



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: floppy water buffalo property

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Black harsh crotch

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Seedy Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: territorial hunting ground national security agency

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Jet-lagged vengeful giraffe

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: chartreuse stimulating pocket flask

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Exciting range

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Trip Degenerate

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling principal's office pervert

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Odious rambunctious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling principal's office pervert

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Black harsh crotch

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: laughsome unholy theater

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Party Of The First Part Puppy

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2#49430061)