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Fake Tits suck

Recently fucked my first chick that had fake tits. Very 120....
infuriating stage friendly grandma
  05/02/25
go gay, you won't have that issue
bat shit crazy filthy national
  05/02/25
There is really a wide range, you can't just generalize from...
Self-centered Trip Main People Den
  05/02/25
CR. Fake tits also have a higher propensity to be 170-174 l...
Charismatic trailer park
  05/02/25
this is such a CR scientific analysis of tits that I can't h...
180 aqua space knife
  05/02/25
Not the first time I have been accused of this, but no I&rsq...
Charismatic trailer park
  05/02/25
ha. regardless, great post, spot on.
180 aqua space knife
  05/02/25
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Adventurous geriatric foreskin
  05/02/25
1990's implants were terrible. maybe you should date younger...
fear-inspiring dilemma famous landscape painting
  05/02/25
I hate fake tits so much. I dated a girl for a while when sh...
claret home
  05/02/25
well that took a turn...
avocado house
  05/02/25
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stimulating flushed sandwich
  05/02/25
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electric library sound barrier
  05/02/25
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Costumed wonderful rehab nibblets
  05/03/25
Can you poast some pics from this dead girl’s ig so we...
Charismatic trailer park
  05/02/25
wow
heady kitty cat queen of the night
  05/02/25
i came, thank you.
Mustard titillating hell
  05/02/25
... natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I could...
fear-inspiring dilemma famous landscape painting
  05/03/25
do u think she would have survived the boat accident if she ...
Crusty Garnet Forum
  05/05/25
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Supple hot spot son of senegal
  05/02/25
Fuck that. Best tits I've fucked with have been the gummy be...
Sickened Property Boltzmann
  05/02/25
Whats the difference
Odious genital piercing whorehouse
  05/02/25
Saline feels like a water balloon. Silicone feels like a fl...
Yapping water buffalo
  05/02/25
Don't know what a fleshlight feels like. But the gummy bears...
Sickened Property Boltzmann
  05/02/25
Gummy bear has a better feel but there are long term health ...
Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal pervert
  05/02/25
Health risks are not my concern. The tits are great
Sickened Property Boltzmann
  05/02/25
I'd be married to these things. I'm not the one pushing this...
Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal pervert
  05/02/25
If you're married to them, I would try to get her to realize...
Sickened Property Boltzmann
  05/02/25
We've had this discussion. I think she looks great. But what...
Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal pervert
  05/02/25
Any good pics /examples showing the difference?
Odious genital piercing whorehouse
  05/02/25
Dude, plastic surgeons post a ton of before and after pics w...
Sickened Property Boltzmann
  05/02/25
Poast links pls tyia
Odious genital piercing whorehouse
  05/02/25
they are very firm in my limited experience
Exhilarant Aquamarine Hall
  05/02/25
you must massage them post surgery.
Know-it-all dog poop
  05/02/25
they are 180 and of course amricans dont know how to take ca...
Know-it-all dog poop
  05/02/25
But there is a huge difference between saline (hard and rock...
Sickened Property Boltzmann
  05/02/25
Silicone is more common in thailand and that is what my wife...
Know-it-all dog poop
  05/02/25
Right on, man
Sickened Property Boltzmann
  05/02/25
also fake tits for women who had babies is def 180. after be...
Know-it-all dog poop
  05/02/25
making milk tp
heady kitty cat queen of the night
  05/02/25
the best tits I have ever handled were from probably 10 year...
180 aqua space knife
  05/02/25
Lol "bags of sand" comment from doodikoff
Blue cerebral university weed whacker
  05/03/25
fuck!
180 aqua space knife
  05/03/25
...
Useless hissy fit
  05/05/25
there's probably some observation bias where the quality fak...
Adventurous geriatric foreskin
  05/02/25
a Q for the bort-certified plastic surgeons: what is the rea...
Balding canary mental disorder mood
  05/02/25
The feedback is in and clear. Silicone fake tits rule and op...
Sickened Property Boltzmann
  05/02/25
only if the woman massages them often or if had a baby
Know-it-all dog poop
  05/02/25
I love fake tits fyi
stimulating flushed sandwich
  05/02/25
Same I literally go quasi insane when the possibility of ...
180 aqua space knife
  05/02/25
the firmness is off putting if you're not used to it
Exhilarant Aquamarine Hall
  05/05/25


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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: infuriating stage friendly grandma

Recently fucked my first chick that had fake tits. Very 120. They might look good under clothes but they’re not fun at all. Felt like I was missing part of the experience with no big warm fun bags to squeeze and suck on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898733)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: bat shit crazy filthy national

go gay, you won't have that issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898734)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Self-centered Trip Main People Den

There is really a wide range, you can't just generalize from one pair. Some are very well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898738)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

CR. Fake tits also have a higher propensity to be 170-174 level of both visual and tactile stimulation while real tits are like a quad-modal distribution of a small cluster in the 175-180 range, larger cluster in the 163-167 range, larger cluster in the 140-148 range and very large cluster in the 120-128 range. A true titman appreciates fakes because he places a large premium on getting access to 170+ tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: 180 aqua space knife

this is such a CR scientific analysis of tits that I can't help but wonder if this pumo is Ironside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899167)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

Not the first time I have been accused of this, but no I’m not him. You, me and him are widely recognized as the leading XO big tit scholars for well over a decade now, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899188)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: 180 aqua space knife

ha. regardless, great post, spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899197)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Adventurous geriatric foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899185)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: fear-inspiring dilemma famous landscape painting

1990's implants were terrible. maybe you should date younger women or men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: claret home

I hate fake tits so much. I dated a girl for a while when she was a freshman in college. We were truly in love but broke up when we moved to different schools. I ran into her later at work when I was bartending and she came in with a tequila company as some kind of traveling promoter girl. She had big new tits. We hooked up at the end of the night after closing and I remember being so disappointed. Her natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I couldn’t cum and in the morning I drove her to her car in near silence. A few months later I heard she got herpes from a guy while auditioning for a tv show. The next summer she died pinned underwater in a boating accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898764)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: avocado house

well that took a turn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898907)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: stimulating flushed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898913)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: electric library sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898967)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Costumed wonderful rehab nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900621)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

Can you poast some pics from this dead girl’s ig so we can have a better visual sense of her fake tits v real tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899046)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: heady kitty cat queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899133)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Mustard titillating hell

i came, thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899679)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: fear-inspiring dilemma famous landscape painting

... natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I couldn’t cum because Im gay and in the morning I drove her to her car in near silence. A few months later I heard she got married to a guy while auditioning for a tv show. The next summer she had baby boy. As for me, I poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900914)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Crusty Garnet Forum

do u think she would have survived the boat accident if she still had her natural tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904670)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Supple hot spot son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898778)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Sickened Property Boltzmann

Fuck that. Best tits I've fucked with have been the gummy bear fake tits. Silicone is great for tits. Saline is generally shit though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898947)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Odious genital piercing whorehouse

Whats the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898955)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Yapping water buffalo

Saline feels like a water balloon. Silicone feels like a fleshlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898963)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Sickened Property Boltzmann

Don't know what a fleshlight feels like. But the gummy bears I've handled have felt basically real if you enjoy the firm, full style of tits and not the gross, super soft/deflated type of tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898981)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal pervert

Gummy bear has a better feel but there are long term health concerns. Saline is like a hard water balloon but it's just salt water. Some places also do fat transfers, with very limited success. My wife just did a consultation. I was ballpark expecting around $10k. It's almost twice that amount at like $18k. We'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898965)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Sickened Property Boltzmann

Health risks are not my concern. The tits are great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898975)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal pervert

I'd be married to these things. I'm not the one pushing this. And they have to be replaced every decade? Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898991)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Sickened Property Boltzmann

If you're married to them, I would try to get her to realize none of this shit really matters. If she buys into this as a fix, it will snowball into other cosmetic fixes until she looks like Donatella Versace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899026)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed fiercely-loyal pervert

We've had this discussion. I think she looks great. But whatever she wants to do I get it. She had 4 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899180)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Odious genital piercing whorehouse

Any good pics /examples showing the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898977)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Sickened Property Boltzmann

Dude, plastic surgeons post a ton of before and after pics with all details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899029)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Odious genital piercing whorehouse

Poast links pls tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899435)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Aquamarine Hall

they are very firm in my limited experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898958)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all dog poop

you must massage them post surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898998)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all dog poop

they are 180 and of course amricans dont know how to take care of them. you need to massage them. you dont just spend money at the doc and problem sovled!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Sickened Property Boltzmann

But there is a huge difference between saline (hard and rock-like) and silicone (supple and lifelike firm). Most tits in the US went saline in the 90s to 2010 or so. Not sure if other countries did this too, but if not, know that saline are totally different and really do suck and look stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899022)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Know-it-all dog poop

Silicone is more common in thailand and that is what my wife has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899031)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Sickened Property Boltzmann

Right on, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899125)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all dog poop

also fake tits for women who had babies is def 180. after being pregnant and making milk, it expands the boobs and make them perfect for some silicon implants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899160)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: heady kitty cat queen of the night

making milk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899169)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: 180 aqua space knife

the best tits I have ever handled were from probably 10 years ago. Fake and huge, squishy like real tits but very perky. Couldn't have been a more perfect "big" size. Just incredible and even now I think about them almost every day.

Also helped that she had the best vag i've ever felt too, by a fucking mile. She was so batshit crazy too, very prole (but hot), but always really nice to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899175)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Blue cerebral university weed whacker

Lol "bags of sand" comment from doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48901027)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: 180 aqua space knife

fuck!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48901086)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Useless hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Adventurous geriatric foreskin

there's probably some observation bias where the quality fakes you might not have even noticed they're fake whereas obvious ones feel and look unnatural. and also someone who got gauche fakes is more likely to comment about them whereas someone going for naturals is less likely to volunteer they're fake.

i've heard high quality ones are very good these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899215)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Balding canary mental disorder mood

a Q for the bort-certified plastic surgeons: what is the reason that some fake tits feel noticeably colder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Sickened Property Boltzmann

The feedback is in and clear. Silicone fake tits rule and op should retract/beg for mercy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899363)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all dog poop

only if the woman massages them often

or if had a baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899366)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: stimulating flushed sandwich

I love fake tits fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900107)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: 180 aqua space knife

Same

I literally go quasi insane when the possibility of squeezing some presents itself , like some innate carnal instinct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900256)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant Aquamarine Hall

the firmness is off putting if you're not used to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904656)