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Women, what if your BF threatened you with DMX lyrics?
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:08 PM Author: contagious mood He never actually hurt you, and was in all regards a superb boyfriend.
But sometimes, when he got mad, he'd threaten you using lyrics from rapper DMX.
For instance, you once got into an argument over where to have dinner, and he told you "First of all, you ain't rapped long enough to be fuckin with me, and you, you ain't strong enough - so whatever it is you puffin' on that got you think you Superman, I got the Kryptonite - should I smack you with my dick and the mic?"
He didn't do anything to you after that, and the argument ended amicably.
Another time, you criticized his dangerous dirtbike racing style, and he tells you "I'm not a nice person! - I mean I'd smack the shit out you twice, dog, and that's BEFORE I start cursin'!"
Again, nothing much happens afterwards.
He is British, btw. |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: drab effete striped hyena hominid Grandma wishin your soul's at rest but it's hard to digest with the size of the hole in your chest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861922) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: contagious mood Listen, yo' ass is about to be missin' - you know who gon' find you? Some old man fishin'!
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: charismatic personal credit line office i could kill your ass in many ways watch ya die slow without so much as a blink leave you in ur crib till your neighbours notice the stink |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:31 PM Author: hyperventilating den I got blood on my hands w/ no remorse I got blood on my dick cause I fucked the corpse |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: bearded infuriating cruise ship love of her life 181! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861937) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:14 PM Author: Buck-toothed Aquamarine Pisswyrm Cuckold 120. thanks for ruining a promising thread faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861943) |
Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:09 PM Author: Impressive queen of the night 180.5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861917) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: Buck-toothed Aquamarine Pisswyrm Cuckold your best post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861924) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: lemon rigpig place of business Sort of a rip-off of a Chuck Klosterman bit.
"You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compasionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intently about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?" |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: cream trailer park athletic conference :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861946) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 6:46 PM Author: contagious mood ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867559) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:19 PM Author: Puce kitty cat senate is this really the first time this has been posted? it seems vaguely familiar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868034) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:21 PM Author: contagious mood Gogol Ganguly started a "Post DMX lyrics" thread earlier this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868047) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:13 PM Author: Brass dingle berry lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867661) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: charismatic personal credit line office pleasant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868007) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:24 PM Author: Spruce curious keepsake machete PREACHER TELLING THE TRUTH AND IT HURTS!
this is an all time classic post |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:32 PM Author: multi-colored overrated scourge upon the earth university Fucking awesome. I especially love the British addition at the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868105) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:39 PM Author: French Self-centered Codepig Orchestra Pit Since I actually know the lyrics to at least that one DMX song I would probably respond in kind.
Then I'd hump him. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:45 PM Author: spectacular church i just threw up a little in my mouth. given your ugliness, please avoid all sexual topics. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868194) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:20 PM Author: French Self-centered Codepig Orchestra Pit Fuck you.
I'm the original xoxo slut. Ugly or not, I get to hump. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:47 PM Author: Puce kitty cat senate i predict some dirty rough humping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868202) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:19 PM Author: Chest-beating locale nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868774) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:31 AM Author: Chest-beating locale it creeps me out to see my old posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9470879) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:23 PM Author: French Self-centered Codepig Orchestra Pit this just inspired me to listen to the only dmx song i have on my computer. thnx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868806) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:25 PM Author: cracking school cafeteria I'd secretly film him. If we ever broke up, I'd post all the tapes on YouTube. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868827) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:27 PM Author: drab effete striped hyena hominid We have to find someone to do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868834) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 2:39 PM Author: charismatic personal credit line office When you in the house you play by house 2 words you'll never here again are house lose And that's house choose it aint gonna be that Cause I can't see that
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Date: May 8th, 2007 3:35 PM Author: massive razzle-dazzle jap circlehead I'd have to pop a cap in his ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8084928) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: Irradiated green dilemma boistinker lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8085184) |
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Date: December 1st, 2007 1:40 PM Author: olive stubborn brethren theatre underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8960361) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:06 AM Author: Vibrant Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431970) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:15 AM Author: Laughsome newt Thank you sir, this may be the greatest thread I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431986) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:13 AM Author: sadistic half-breed stead Holy shit, he would easily be the most perfect man ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431983) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:16 AM Author: chrome useless brakes This thread is a great companion piece to Beta's gf thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431987) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:27 AM Author: frozen sick crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9470862) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:32 AM Author: Shivering menage I BEEN DOING THIS FOR 19 YEARS WANNA FIGHT ME? FIGHT THESE TEARS |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:04 AM Author: charismatic personal credit line office He is British, btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606466) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:37 PM Author: flirting translucent mad cow disease this thread needs chick input, but 176 otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606719) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 12:39 PM Author: beady-eyed swollen stage Dump him. Buy gun. Carry it everywhere. |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 1:59 PM Author: Laughsome newt All I know is pain All I feel is rain How can I maintain, with madd shit on my brain I resort to violence, my niggaz move in silence Like you don't know what are style is New York niggaz the wildest |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 2:03 PM Author: Black Abnormal Plaza 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9899283) |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 2:33 PM Author: Laughsome newt Look what you dun started, Asked for it, you got it had it, should have shot it Now your dearly departed Get at me dog, did I rip shit with this one here I flip shit Niggaz know when I kick shit It's gonna be some slick shit |
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