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Women, what if your BF threatened you with DMX lyrics?
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:08 PM Author: soul-stirring coffee pot range He never actually hurt you, and was in all regards a superb boyfriend.
But sometimes, when he got mad, he'd threaten you using lyrics from rapper DMX.
For instance, you once got into an argument over where to have dinner, and he told you "First of all, you ain't rapped long enough to be fuckin with me, and you, you ain't strong enough - so whatever it is you puffin' on that got you think you Superman, I got the Kryptonite - should I smack you with my dick and the mic?"
He didn't do anything to you after that, and the argument ended amicably.
Another time, you criticized his dangerous dirtbike racing style, and he tells you "I'm not a nice person! - I mean I'd smack the shit out you twice, dog, and that's BEFORE I start cursin'!"
Again, nothing much happens afterwards.
He is British, btw. |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Titillating violet death wish main people Sort of a rip-off of a Chuck Klosterman bit.
"You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compasionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intently about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?" |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:21 PM Author: soul-stirring coffee pot range Gogol Ganguly started a "Post DMX lyrics" thread earlier this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868047) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:39 PM Author: Exciting bawdyhouse Since I actually know the lyrics to at least that one DMX song I would probably respond in kind.
Then I'd hump him. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:23 PM Author: Exciting bawdyhouse this just inspired me to listen to the only dmx song i have on my computer. thnx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868806) |
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