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My neighbor is jerking off in the kitchen. Why?

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blind...
Galvanic indigo jew
  11/04/09
ive done it before.
flesh contagious water buffalo
  11/04/09
i do this all the time. if you don't like it don't look
Provocative jet-lagged double fault
  11/04/09
Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just ...
Galvanic indigo jew
  11/04/09
how public is this window that you can see into? do you hav...
Provocative jet-lagged double fault
  11/04/09
It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly....
Galvanic indigo jew
  11/04/09
lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist. he probably saw you ...
Provocative jet-lagged double fault
  11/04/09
Is he looking at you?
Burgundy corner
  11/04/09
No. He was leaning against the fridge.
Galvanic indigo jew
  11/04/09
Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on tha...
Burgundy corner
  11/04/09
that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something sim...
Shimmering 180 mother antidepressant drug
  11/04/09
the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes ...
talented blood rage
  11/04/09
Probably Alia.
Burgundy corner
  11/05/09
what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she wa...
Shimmering 180 mother antidepressant drug
  11/05/09
wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF
talented blood rage
  11/04/09
srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what ...
talented blood rage
  11/04/09
It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is take...
Burgundy corner
  11/04/09
Ever heard of a strict liability crime?
bateful hairy legs
  11/04/09
Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?
Burgundy corner
  11/04/09
Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per mont...
bateful hairy legs
  11/05/09
Is that in the US?
vengeful dysfunction office
  11/04/09
I don't know, do my dreams have a location?
Burgundy corner
  11/04/09
lol
Pale dead boltzmann toaster
  11/05/09
Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this d...
Galvanic indigo jew
  11/04/09
i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the li...
maniacal senate
  11/04/09
i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, muc...
Bright athletic conference public bath
  11/04/09
I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's u...
Galvanic indigo jew
  11/04/09
u sleep nekkid?
Bright athletic conference public bath
  11/04/09
Shocking, I know.
Galvanic indigo jew
  11/04/09
haha, i didn't mean it that way
Bright athletic conference public bath
  11/04/09
Even when on the rag? Gross.
diverse pea-brained parlor factory reset button
  11/05/09
So does your bedspread have skidmarks?
Twisted boyish coldplay fan
  11/05/09
Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.
vengeful dysfunction office
  11/04/09
i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are ya...
self-absorbed spot wrinkle
  11/04/09
I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a ...
Galvanic indigo jew
  11/04/09
cities attract nuts. no way around it.
self-absorbed spot wrinkle
  11/04/09
lol poor redneck nigger
umber puppy
  11/05/09
How can you really, really not want a yard?
vengeful dysfunction office
  11/04/09
Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it. ...
Galvanic indigo jew
  11/04/09
you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had ...
Bull headed white theater
  11/05/09
are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under cont...
Bright athletic conference public bath
  11/05/09
Yes.
Galvanic indigo jew
  11/05/09
I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.
aromatic karate locus
  11/04/09
Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang ...
crystalline orchestra pit clown
  11/04/09
i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time....
rough-skinned demanding candlestick maker
  11/04/09
wth is an airshaft window yo
diverse pea-brained parlor factory reset button
  11/05/09
does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?
Turquoise well-lubricated chad hospital
  11/05/09
...
flickering brass old irish cottage internal respiration
  11/16/09


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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: Galvanic indigo jew

I suppose I'm not blameless either, since I don't have blinds on my airshaft windows and sometimes walk around naked, but jerking off in the kitchen seems like an odd thing to do regardless of who can see you. Guys? Any perspective on whether this is normal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179647)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: flesh contagious water buffalo

ive done it before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179657)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Provocative jet-lagged double fault

i do this all the time.

if you don't like it don't look

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179663)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: Galvanic indigo jew

Oh, I'm not looking, and I'm not offended. The kitchen just seemed like a strange location. Wouldn't the bathroom be cleaner and the sofa/bed be more comfortable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179677)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Provocative jet-lagged double fault

how public is this window that you can see into? do you have to make an effort to see into it or is it pretty much out in the open?

yeah the bed is more comfortable but you gotta spice it up sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179705)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Galvanic indigo jew

It's about 15 feet from mine. They face each other directly. You have to make an effort not to see.

I'm not really offended by sexual stuff by the airshaft window, since a lot of people just ignore it. It just was a strange sight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179726)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:08 PM
Author: Provocative jet-lagged double fault

lol. maybe he's an exhibitionist.

he probably saw you walking around naked and is returning the favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179753)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Burgundy corner

Is he looking at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179681)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Galvanic indigo jew

No. He was leaning against the fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179695)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Burgundy corner

Well, if he realizes you're there, some doods get off on that. For example: http://motherless.com/AA989BC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179717)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:11 PM
Author: Shimmering 180 mother antidepressant drug

that dude is disturbed. not that i havent done something similar before, but it had a sense of degredation to it, like i was entering an underworld. it's not the right thing to be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179790)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:26 PM
Author: talented blood rage

the girl seemed to be liking what she was seeing. her eyes were glued toward the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179947)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:25 AM
Author: Burgundy corner

Probably Alia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181964)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:00 AM
Author: Shimmering 180 mother antidepressant drug

what else is there to watch on a bus, think about it. she was just passing the time, considering it was a dude jerking off, which doesnt happen all that often on a bus. obviously she wasnt offended or anything, but i doubt she was all wet in her panties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182928)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: talented blood rage

wtf is that website it looks like its full of kiddy porn WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180089)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: talented blood rage

srsly kind of freaking out that i clicked on that link what is the deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180129)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Burgundy corner

It's all user-uploaded. Relax dood, the kiddie porn is taken down instantly, and the stuff on 15-17 y.o.s, well, don't click on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180137)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:31 PM
Author: bateful hairy legs

Ever heard of a strict liability crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181307)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Burgundy corner

Ever heard of finite enforcement resources?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181378)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: bateful hairy legs

Agreed. That site gets nearly 1,000,000 unique hits per month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181944)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: vengeful dysfunction office

Is that in the US?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180243)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: Burgundy corner

I don't know, do my dreams have a location?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180250)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: Pale dead boltzmann toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182975)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Galvanic indigo jew

Walked past the window again and he's gone. Hopefully this doesn't become a habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179918)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:25 PM
Author: maniacal senate

i'm not done yet i just had to answer a phone call in the living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13179929)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: Bright athletic conference public bath

i've never heard of someone masturbating in the kitchen, much less leaning against the fridge. the guy must be into voyeurism.

do you walk naked in your apt when he can see in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180100)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Galvanic indigo jew

I don't think I've ever done it when he's been there. It's usually getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom or something. Since the view is from my living room to his kitchen, I doubt he's been flashed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180205)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: Bright athletic conference public bath

u sleep nekkid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180246)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Galvanic indigo jew

Shocking, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180269)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: Bright athletic conference public bath

haha, i didn't mean it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180351)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: diverse pea-brained parlor factory reset button

Even when on the rag? Gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182969)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:13 AM
Author: Twisted boyish coldplay fan

So does your bedspread have skidmarks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183566)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: vengeful dysfunction office

Maybe he's refilling the mayo jar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180278)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed spot wrinkle

i'm so very glad i live in an actual house, and there are yards with fruit trees and vegetable gardens separating me from all my neighbors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180256)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Galvanic indigo jew

I really, really, really don't want a house or especially a yard, but I look forward to having an apartment without an airshaft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180265)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed spot wrinkle

cities attract nuts. no way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180276)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 4:11 AM
Author: umber puppy

lol poor redneck nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13183565)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 9:58 PM
Author: vengeful dysfunction office

How can you really, really not want a yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13180291)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:37 PM
Author: Galvanic indigo jew

Having to care for it. Allergies. Having to care for it.

Also, they're sort of useless, especially if you don't have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181371)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: Bull headed white theater

you can drink in the yard, which you couldn't do if you had no yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181874)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:22 AM
Author: Bright athletic conference public bath

are your allergies so bad that allegra can't keep under control?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181940)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Galvanic indigo jew

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182062)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:34 PM
Author: aromatic karate locus

I constantly masturbate in the kitchen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181339)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: crystalline orchestra pit clown

Credited response would be to remove your clothing and hang out in front of your window watching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181350)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned demanding candlestick maker

i see my neighbors shitting in their bathrooms all the time. tonight this guy started with a stand-up piss and then went to shit mode and i totally identified with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13181394)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: diverse pea-brained parlor factory reset button

wth is an airshaft window yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182980)



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Date: November 5th, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: Turquoise well-lubricated chad hospital

does he have a big penis? and were you turned on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13182984)



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Date: November 16th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: flickering brass old irish cottage internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1129509&forum_id=2#13280490)