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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
High-end Space Psychic
  07/03/15
God dammit.
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
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comical crackhouse electric furnace
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
glittery maroon pozpig national
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
insane bonkers antidepressant drug
  01/29/16
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Concupiscible flushed native twinkling uncleanness
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
vivacious pearly whorehouse kitty cat
  07/03/15
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saffron titillating church death wish
  07/09/15
180 lulz
passionate corner
  09/01/15
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Coiffed Hominid
  09/03/15
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Silver Dilemma
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
vivacious pearly whorehouse kitty cat
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Nudist twinkling windowlicker
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Mint idiotic karate shitlib
  07/03/15
Rude
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
talented filthy legal warrant
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
turquoise disturbing friendly grandma
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
turquoise disturbing friendly grandma
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
misunderstood electric marketing idea
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
sinister giraffe generalized bond
  07/03/15
lol
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Razzle-dazzle Canary Step-uncle's House
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Buff Embarrassed To The Bone Chad Area
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
appetizing keepsake machete
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
glittery maroon pozpig national
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Nudist twinkling windowlicker
  07/03/15
180
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
pearl deep school
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Medicated Ocher Ape Piazza
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
house-broken sandwich
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
turquoise disturbing friendly grandma
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
Soggy Property
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
underhanded idiot range
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
lascivious party of the first part office
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
soul-stirring insecure location haunted graveyard
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
Painfully honest mentally impaired chapel
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
lascivious party of the first part office
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Bespoke Kink-friendly Stead Sex Offender
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
Provocative snowy turdskin
  09/01/15
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cerise box office
  09/03/15
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floppy goyim
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
lascivious party of the first part office
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
Thriller avocado ticket booth fat ankles
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
lascivious party of the first part office
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
insane bonkers antidepressant drug
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
lascivious party of the first part office
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
insane bonkers antidepressant drug
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
lascivious party of the first part office
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
lascivious party of the first part office
  01/29/16
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Bateful Gaming Laptop Center
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180 hateful sanctuary
  05/14/16
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180 hateful sanctuary
  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
lascivious party of the first part office
  08/20/16
?
180 hateful sanctuary
  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
lascivious party of the first part office
  08/20/16
I'm chandler
180 hateful sanctuary
  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
lascivious party of the first part office
  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
pontificating impertinent dopamine sneaky criminal
  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
lascivious party of the first part office
  08/20/16
I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shi...
pontificating impertinent dopamine sneaky criminal
  08/20/16
He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watc...
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180 hateful sanctuary
  01/24/17
I remember this like it was yesterday.
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One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some rep...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: High-end Space Psychic

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: comical crackhouse electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: glittery maroon pozpig national

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: insane bonkers antidepressant drug

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible flushed native twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: vivacious pearly whorehouse kitty cat

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: saffron titillating church death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: passionate corner

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: Coiffed Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Silver Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: vivacious pearly whorehouse kitty cat

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Nudist twinkling windowlicker

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Mint idiotic karate shitlib

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: talented filthy legal warrant

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: turquoise disturbing friendly grandma

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: turquoise disturbing friendly grandma

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: misunderstood electric marketing idea

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: sinister giraffe generalized bond

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Canary Step-uncle's House

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Buff Embarrassed To The Bone Chad Area

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: appetizing keepsake machete

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: glittery maroon pozpig national

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Nudist twinkling windowlicker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: pearl deep school

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Medicated Ocher Ape Piazza

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: house-broken sandwich

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: turquoise disturbing friendly grandma

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Soggy Property

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: underhanded idiot range

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring insecure location haunted graveyard

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: Painfully honest mentally impaired chapel

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Bespoke Kink-friendly Stead Sex Offender

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Provocative snowy turdskin

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: cerise box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: floppy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Thriller avocado ticket booth fat ankles

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: insane bonkers antidepressant drug

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: insane bonkers antidepressant drug

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Bateful Gaming Laptop Center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: 180 hateful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: 180 hateful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: 180 hateful sanctuary

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: 180 hateful sanctuary

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: pontificating impertinent dopamine sneaky criminal

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: pontificating impertinent dopamine sneaky criminal

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Pale Halford

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: 180 hateful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part office

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: 180 hateful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Lime Curious Macaca Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: 180 hateful sanctuary

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: 180 hateful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Lime Curious Macaca Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2#43581383)