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Barzini's masturbation fort [picture]

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png ...
Balding degenerate school cafeteria
  11/22/06
lol
racy shaky tanning salon national security agency
  10/29/07
awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.
Bossy razzle-dazzle house weed whacker
  11/22/06
beautiful
godawful jet jap locus
  11/22/06
There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for examp...
multi-colored people who are hurt sneaky criminal
  11/22/06
lol
Citrine address liquid oxygen
  11/23/06
You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.
Cream narrow-minded national ape
  11/22/06
i figured your handwriting would look something like that
Snowy stead
  11/22/06
your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".
Obsidian alcoholic dilemma
  11/22/06
Cunni, no?
Big-titted half-breed faggot firefighter
  11/22/06
haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his...
Wine infuriating azn digit ratio
  11/22/06
jizz on the window.
Yapping insane preventive strike
  11/22/06
titcr
Balding degenerate school cafeteria
  11/22/06
i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering. ...
Yapping insane preventive strike
  11/22/06
This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini...
Big-titted half-breed faggot firefighter
  11/22/06
a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is...
Snowy stead
  11/22/06
he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sl...
Yapping insane preventive strike
  11/22/06
then my name is fulano and I approve of this post
Snowy stead
  11/22/06
Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an ac...
Balding degenerate school cafeteria
  11/22/06
update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort...
Yapping insane preventive strike
  11/22/06
lol, nice
Balding degenerate school cafeteria
  11/22/06
awesome. he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range...
passionate fighting area
  11/22/06
You forgot the jacuzzi
Blue Cerebral Institution Elastic Band
  11/22/06
sorry.
Yapping insane preventive strike
  11/22/06
Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can...
Beady-eyed goyim
  11/22/06
perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something lik...
Yapping insane preventive strike
  01/08/07
Holy shit that is good. Wow.
hideous reading party meetinghouse
  11/22/06
I actually laughed till i cried. well done
beta pungent abode son of senegal
  11/22/06
my stomach literally hurts
Provocative Wrinkle
  01/08/07
So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed...
fuchsia slap-happy lodge
  11/22/06
Hilarious. Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?
hateful useless orchestra pit
  11/22/06
How? Did he not go grocery shopping? EDIT: It was the s...
Beady-eyed goyim
  11/22/06
one fucking 80 i cant stop laughing
Bistre Learning Disabled Library
  11/22/06
lolzzzzzzzzzzz
flickering up-to-no-good range
  11/23/06
great thread
Idiotic Queen Of The Night
  11/22/06
Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).
hilarious crystalline state
  11/22/06
did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzi...
Yapping insane preventive strike
  11/22/06
Jezus what did i miss?
histrionic location
  11/22/06
dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20
Bossy razzle-dazzle house weed whacker
  11/22/06
you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.c...
Yapping insane preventive strike
  11/22/06
Fantastic. And impenetrable.
Soul-stirring Police Squad
  11/22/06
bemp
Razzle Mahogany Market
  11/23/06
I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."
lilac internal respiration
  11/23/06
"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"
mildly autistic set persian
  11/23/06
Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to...
unholy filthpig step-uncle's house
  12/03/06
big talker huh?
histrionic location
  01/08/07
never forget.
Gay pea-brained office
  01/08/07
We won't.
Milky chad skinny woman
  01/29/07
I remember!
underhanded buff whorehouse fat ankles
  03/07/07
Everyone needs a fort.
Aqua Mood Windowlicker
  09/28/07
Has he upgraded by now?
Embarrassed to the bone theatre volcanic crater
  10/29/07
lol
Dull overrated idiot affirmative action
  06/24/08
tcb
Aromatic base partner
  06/25/08


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Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:42 PM
Author: Balding degenerate school cafeteria

http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fortbarzinivb0.png

I was inspired by the marriage thread, so I made this in Paint using just my touchpad mouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048396)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:13 AM
Author: racy shaky tanning salon national security agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:43 PM
Author: Bossy razzle-dazzle house weed whacker

awesome. I'm going to print it out and put it on my fridge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:47 PM
Author: godawful jet jap locus

beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048429)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 1:50 PM
Author: multi-colored people who are hurt sneaky criminal

There are some strategic errors (where's the moat, for example? A periscope?), as well as some design flaws that I would exploit in an attack, but on the whole for what it's meant to convey, I'll approve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048449)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:00 PM
Author: Citrine address liquid oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054398)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:23 PM
Author: Cream narrow-minded national ape

You captured his strong, italian jawline quite nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048655)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: Snowy stead

i figured your handwriting would look something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048690)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:33 PM
Author: Obsidian alcoholic dilemma

your "3" looks oddly like a n00bs "E".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048717)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Big-titted half-breed faggot firefighter

Cunni, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048760)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Wine infuriating azn digit ratio

haha nice, what are the two swigglies floating around by his head?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048764)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 2:40 PM
Author: Yapping insane preventive strike

jizz on the window.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048772)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:04 PM
Author: Balding degenerate school cafeteria

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7048922)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:21 PM
Author: Yapping insane preventive strike

i actually stumbled across the blueprint and a rendering.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3451/barzinifortpl1.gif

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6269/barzinifortiw9.jpg

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049013)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:22 PM
Author: Big-titted half-breed faggot firefighter

This is a diligent and hilarious contribution to the Barzini legend. Thank you.

ps I've long considered you one of my favorite posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049022)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:23 PM
Author: Snowy stead

a true barzini connoisseur would know he thinks furniture is a luxury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049028)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:26 PM
Author: Yapping insane preventive strike

he said he had a bed. and if my pallet of items included sleeping bags and the ability to remove the sheets, i would have edited it appropriately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049049)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:27 PM
Author: Snowy stead

then my name is fulano and I approve of this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049057)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: Balding degenerate school cafeteria

Not bad, however Barzini sleeps in a sleeping bag, not an actual bed.

Edit: I see above now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049044)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:33 PM
Author: Yapping insane preventive strike

update - http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8889/barzinifort2gh1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049113)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: Balding degenerate school cafeteria

lol, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049124)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM
Author: passionate fighting area

awesome.

he doesn't seem to be in wireless-stealing range of anyone though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049129)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:29 PM
Author: Blue Cerebral Institution Elastic Band

You forgot the jacuzzi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049073)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:37 PM
Author: Yapping insane preventive strike

sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049144)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed goyim

Barzini eats only one meal a day, and it's fast food. I can't see him justifying the cost of a picnic table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049252)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Yapping insane preventive strike

perhaps he dragged it in from the courtyard or something like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376751)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: hideous reading party meetinghouse

Holy shit that is good. Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051540)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 11:13 PM
Author: beta pungent abode son of senegal

I actually laughed till i cried.

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7051730)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Provocative Wrinkle

my stomach literally hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376767)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:25 PM
Author: fuchsia slap-happy lodge

So, I replicated the fort that you so painstakingly designed in the SIMS and virtual Barzini died within 6 months. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049040)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: hateful useless orchestra pit

Hilarious.

Deadly virus bred in jizz rag receptacle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049158)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed goyim

How? Did he not go grocery shopping?

EDIT: It was the socialization requirement wasn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049254)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Bistre Learning Disabled Library

one fucking 80

i cant stop laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049561)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:01 PM
Author: flickering up-to-no-good range

lolzzzzzzzzzzz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054399)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Idiotic Queen Of The Night

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049152)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:51 PM
Author: hilarious crystalline state

Agree. Poor kid (unless incredibly elaborate flame).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049236)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 6:24 PM
Author: Yapping insane preventive strike

did you not have the pleasure of virtually meeting don barzini?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050084)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 3:54 PM
Author: histrionic location

Jezus what did i miss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7049256)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:28 PM
Author: Bossy razzle-dazzle house weed whacker

dude, put that on a T shirt and I'll PayPal you $20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050742)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:35 PM
Author: Yapping insane preventive strike

you can do it yourself for even less. http://www.cafepress.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050794)





Date: November 22nd, 2006 8:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Police Squad

Fantastic. And impenetrable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7050804)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 11:49 AM
Author: Razzle Mahogany Market

bemp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054378)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 12:39 PM
Author: lilac internal respiration

I can't read what it says above "Not Allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054490)





Date: November 23rd, 2006 1:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic set persian

"PWNED (sic) CUNNUS'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7054536)





Date: December 3rd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: unholy filthpig step-uncle's house

Higher resolution renderings may be forthcoming according to sources close to the artist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7131883)





Date: January 8th, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: histrionic location

big talker huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376811)





Date: January 8th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: Gay pea-brained office

never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7376684)





Date: January 29th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: Milky chad skinny woman

We won't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7503773)





Date: March 7th, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: underhanded buff whorehouse fat ankles

I remember!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#7721267)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:57 AM
Author: Aqua Mood Windowlicker

Everyone needs a fort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8698946)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:06 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone theatre volcanic crater

Has he upgraded by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#8825766)





Date: June 24th, 2008 9:59 PM
Author: Dull overrated idiot affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918328)





Date: June 25th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: Aromatic base partner

tcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531696&forum_id=2#9918656)