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montage of doobs in 1L fall semester, set to Venessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek#t=20s First, we...
Awkward step-uncle's house
  10/11/15
a rare laugh
Laughsome godawful puppy gas station
  10/11/15
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Bright lay party of the first part
  10/11/15
Would any firm hire someone who has said racist stuff on xox...
Wonderful Set Becky
  10/11/15
How would a law firm find out about it?
razzle pale double fault
  10/11/15
Have you tried Googling his real name?
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  10/15/15
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how would he survive a screening interview beyond his ordina...
Mischievous Honey-headed Location Police Squad
  10/11/15
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Awkward step-uncle's house
  10/11/15
highly enjoyable
arousing sex offender internal respiration
  10/11/15
I need MORE of this and NOW
Harsh ladyboy
  10/11/15
jfc
Mischievous Honey-headed Location Police Squad
  10/11/15
if attidood is posting his stuff again, i am going to return...
Beady-eyed twinkling parlour
  10/11/15
let's do this, bruh
Awkward step-uncle's house
  10/11/15
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Awkward step-uncle's house
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Awkward step-uncle's house
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bespoke plum sneaky criminal public bath
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LOL @ that ginger freak
Comical dysfunction
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180
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Awkward step-uncle's house
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Awkward step-uncle's house
  10/21/15
MORE
Harsh ladyboy
  10/21/15
180 lost my shit at the ending
vigorous doobsian stage
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180
pontificating liquid oxygen jewess
  10/21/15
laughed
Big free-loading crackhouse candlestick maker
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chest-beating pea-brained ratface
  10/24/15
woefully underrated
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9837498373975348975834759834. Best thing I've read all week...
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glittery coiffed sanctuary
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I remember when this song came out thinking she was not very...
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mahogany black woman school
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Contagious misunderstood national
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God damn it I was CERTAIN that i was OP
big-titted cruel-hearted degenerate
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Cracking hilarious business firm people who are hurt
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Embarrassed to the bone self-absorbed foreskin
  08/27/16
Attidood is 180
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mahogany black woman school
  05/28/17
LOL
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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Awkward step-uncle's house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek#t=20s

First, we see a hopeful doobs pulling onto campus with a U-Haul hitched to his car. It's a perfect late-summer day and the campus is bustling. He is wearing a gray "State U" t-shirt.

Next, we see doobs sheepishly apologizing to a classmate as he stumbles into his seat in a lecture hall, awkwardly clutching a stack of casebooks. We see the professor pose a question to the class, and the students on either side of doobs raise their hands, but doobs doesn't. Doobs looks confused, and he thumbs through his casebook as he listens to his classmate's answer.

Next, we see doobs lurking in the hallway outside the professor's office. The professor rounds the corner and is visibly surprised to see doobs there, and quickly glances at his watch. He regains his composure and invites doobs into his office.

Next, we see doobs alone in his room, burning the midnight oil. There is a "STATE U" pennant on the wall behind him. He is twirling a pencil in his hand, reading cases by the light of a single lamp. He is deep in thought.

Next, we see doobs in class. This time he raises his hand, and the professor smiles and calls on him. The professor nods approvingly as he listens to doobs' answer.

Next, we see doobs hanging out with classmates on the quad. We can see that he is starting to settle in. The group is sharing a laugh, a small bit of well-earned downtime from the rigors of 1L.

Next, we see doobs in a filthy bus station bathroom blowing a line of QUICK off of a toilet seat.

Next, we see doobs in class, he looks slightly disheveled. The professor calls on him, and has a puzzled look on his face as he listens to doobs' answer.

Next, we see doobs walking across the quad with a classmate. It is fall. The classmate looks slightly uncomfortable. Doobs' sweatshirt has a large stain across the front. His hair is greasy and dirty. Doobs is talking, and his classmate laughs nervously. When doobs grins we can see that one of his front teeth is missing.

Next, we see doobs squatting near a row of bushes outside of a nice suburban home. A car pulls into the driveway and doobs ducks down behind the bushes so he won't be seen. The camera pans across the yard and we see doobs' professor and his family exiting the car and walking into the house.

Next, we see doobs in his room, studying again. He closes his casebook and takes a monster hit off of his TWACK pipe. He has a large smear of blood across the side of his head, which he doesn't seem to be aware of.

Next, we see doobs in the Dean's office with the Dean and the professor. They look very concerned, listening to doobs explain something. When the camera moves around to doobs' face, we see that he now has a large bar-shaped septum piercing.

Next, we see doobs walking across the snowy campus and into the exam hall, where he finds a seat. He takes a deep breath as he opens his exam booklet. The camera pans to the clock on the wall, and the hands fast-forward three hours. The camera pans back, and we see doobs, asleep in his chair with a puddle of urine on the floor below him. There is a thin trickle of dried blood under his nose.

Next, we see doobs standing around a flaming metal drum with several vagrants. They are all laughing, puffing on their TiNa pipes and warming their hands over the fire. One man is unconscious on the ground, but no one seems concerned.

Next, we see doobs in the Dean's office again. The Dean is obviously delivering bad news, but doobs doesn't react. He is emaciated, red-eyed, and his face is covered in sores.

Next, we see doobs sitting on the bed in a filthy motel room. The bathroom door opens and a shirtless man comes out. He is holding a hunting knife and he delicately pokes the tip into a small baggie in his hand, and extends the knife towards doobs, who eagerly snorts the bump of GO FAST off the tip. The camera begins backing out of the room, and before the door shuts, we see doobs stand up and begin to unbutton his pants.

Next, we see doobs pulling his car up to a big row of mailboxes on campus. Doobs pulls several pieces of mail out of his box, and is excited to see that one letter is from Cravath. He quickly rips the envelope open and removes the letter. As he reads it, a grin slowly creeps across his face. We now see that nearly all of his teeth are missing or rotting out. Doobs laughs and drops the letter to the ground, and he gets into his car. The camera moves down to the letter, and the words slowly come into focus. "...highly irregular for us to take this kind of action, but we are required by law to inform you that you will be arrested if you attempt to make any further contact with the firm. We regret that such measures are necessary but..." In the background we see doobs' car pull away, U-Haul attached. A gust of wind blows the letter up into the air and away, across center campus. The music fades out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3014229&forum_id=2#28944976)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:30 PM
Author: Laughsome godawful puppy gas station

a rare laugh

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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:08 AM
Author: Bright lay party of the first part



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:10 AM
Author: Wonderful Set Becky

Would any firm hire someone who has said racist stuff on xoxohth

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: razzle pale double fault

How would a law firm find out about it?

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Date: October 15th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: mahogany black woman school

Have you tried Googling his real name?

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Date: November 5th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: stirring stag film deer antler



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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Mischievous Honey-headed Location Police Squad

how would he survive a screening interview beyond his ordinary ability in the first place?

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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: Awkward step-uncle's house



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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: arousing sex offender internal respiration

highly enjoyable

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Date: October 11th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Harsh ladyboy

I need MORE of this and NOW

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: Mischievous Honey-headed Location Police Squad

jfc

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed twinkling parlour

if attidood is posting his stuff again, i am going to return to full blown megapoasting

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Date: October 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
Author: Awkward step-uncle's house

let's do this, bruh

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Date: October 11th, 2015 8:29 PM
Author: Awkward step-uncle's house



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Awkward step-uncle's house



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: bespoke plum sneaky criminal public bath



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Date: October 15th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Comical dysfunction

LOL @ that ginger freak

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Date: October 15th, 2015 3:39 PM
Author: mahogany black woman school

180

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Date: October 15th, 2015 7:15 PM
Author: Awkward step-uncle's house



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Awkward step-uncle's house



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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: Harsh ladyboy

MORE

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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: vigorous doobsian stage

180 lost my shit at the ending

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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: pontificating liquid oxygen jewess

180

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Date: October 21st, 2015 7:41 PM
Author: Big free-loading crackhouse candlestick maker

laughed

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Date: October 24th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: chest-beating pea-brained ratface



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Date: November 5th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: mahogany black woman school

woefully underrated



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Date: November 5th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: glittery coiffed sanctuary

9837498373975348975834759834. Best thing I've read all week.

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Date: November 5th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: glittery coiffed sanctuary



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Date: November 5th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chrome cruise ship

I remember when this song came out thinking she was not very attractive. Now 20 years older, watching this vid... I would ravage her cunnus.

Doobs references were 180

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Date: November 5th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: garnet garrison cuck



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Date: December 1st, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: mahogany black woman school



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: Contagious misunderstood national



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Date: December 1st, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: big-titted cruel-hearted degenerate

God damn it I was CERTAIN that i was OP

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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Cracking hilarious business firm people who are hurt



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone self-absorbed foreskin



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Date: August 27th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: bossy tanning salon

Attidood is 180

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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: mahogany black woman school



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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: soggy ceo point

LOL

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Date: May 28th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: Flirting sickened pozpig



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Date: May 28th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle queen of the night

holy fuck lol

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Date: June 25th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Cracking hilarious business firm people who are hurt



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Date: September 19th, 2017 8:15 AM
Author: soggy ceo point



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Date: September 19th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: Purple talking center regret



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Date: September 19th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: bonkers milk parlor



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Date: January 23rd, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: soggy ceo point



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: exciting ocher masturbator bawdyhouse



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Date: November 4th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: mahogany black woman school



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Date: June 4th, 2019 12:31 AM
Author: mahogany black woman school



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Date: October 1st, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Cracking hilarious business firm people who are hurt



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