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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
stirring transparent therapy
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Concupiscible orchestra pit
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Startled internet-worthy cruise ship personal credit line
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
stirring transparent therapy
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
citrine elite spot
  05/10/24
No
Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Magenta Kink-friendly Mad Cow Disease
  05/10/24
180
Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Soul-stirring Ebony Giraffe
  05/10/24
180
Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Heady idiotic bawdyhouse
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
talking primrose hell tattoo
  05/10/24
180
Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Heady idiotic bawdyhouse
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Talented candlestick maker
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Histrionic point
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Wonderful Carnelian Gunner Macaca
  05/12/24
...
stirring transparent therapy
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
fragrant self-centered depressive
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Electric plaza
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
dull locale
  05/10/24
...
opaque legal warrant nursing home
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Carmine partner background story
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Soul-stirring Ebony Giraffe
  05/10/24
180
Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Razzle-dazzle becky national
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Impressive senate
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
dull locale
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
flushed titillating parlor doctorate
  05/10/24
...
bearded piazza hairy legs
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Cruel-hearted hyperactive boiling water quadroon
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Sadistic pea-brained kitchen factory reset button
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
wild wine resort weed whacker
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Magenta Kink-friendly Mad Cow Disease
  05/10/24
...
Burgundy drunken address
  05/10/24
...
Pontificating Sapphire Organic Girlfriend Sanctuary
  05/10/24
...
dull locale
  05/11/24
Kike!
Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
citrine elite spot
  05/10/24
he was an associate
White people who are hurt corner
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
maize costumed set
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Chartreuse Space
  05/10/24
...
fragrant self-centered depressive
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
avocado 180 main people newt
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
coral laughsome friendly grandma theater stage
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
maize costumed set
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Exciting location
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
maize costumed set
  05/12/24
probably no one
stirring transparent therapy
  05/12/24
...
Pontificating Sapphire Organic Girlfriend Sanctuary
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
hairraiser school cafeteria
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Vivacious Toaster
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
maize costumed set
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Impressive senate
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Vivacious Toaster
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Impressive senate
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
aphrodisiac electric furnace
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Jet Dragon
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Impressive senate
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
Wonderful Carnelian Gunner Macaca
  05/12/24
...
hairraiser school cafeteria
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: stirring transparent therapy

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Concupiscible orchestra pit

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Startled internet-worthy cruise ship personal credit line

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: stirring transparent therapy

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: citrine elite spot

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Magenta Kink-friendly Mad Cow Disease

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ebony Giraffe

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Heady idiotic bawdyhouse

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: talking primrose hell tattoo

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Heady idiotic bawdyhouse

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Talented candlestick maker

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Histrionic point

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Wonderful Carnelian Gunner Macaca

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: stirring transparent therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: fragrant self-centered depressive

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Electric plaza

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: dull locale

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: opaque legal warrant nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Carmine partner background story

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ebony Giraffe

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle becky national

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Impressive senate

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: dull locale

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: flushed titillating parlor doctorate

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: bearded piazza hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hyperactive boiling water quadroon

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Sadistic pea-brained kitchen factory reset button

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: wild wine resort weed whacker

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Magenta Kink-friendly Mad Cow Disease

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Burgundy drunken address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Pontificating Sapphire Organic Girlfriend Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: dull locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Filthy Fiercely-loyal Church Son Of Senegal

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: citrine elite spot

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: White people who are hurt corner

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: maize costumed set

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse Space

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: fragrant self-centered depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: avocado 180 main people newt

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: coral laughsome friendly grandma theater stage

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: maize costumed set

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Exciting location

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: maize costumed set

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: stirring transparent therapy

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Pontificating Sapphire Organic Girlfriend Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: hairraiser school cafeteria

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Vivacious Toaster

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: maize costumed set

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Impressive senate

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Vivacious Toaster

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Impressive senate

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: aphrodisiac electric furnace

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Jet Dragon

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Impressive senate

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Wonderful Carnelian Gunner Macaca

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: hairraiser school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)