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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
cerebral factory reset button laser beams
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
Electric Plaza Clown
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
Electric Plaza Clown
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
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Electric Plaza Clown
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
greedy base
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
180 casino windowlicker
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
Overrated coffee pot
  01/13/26
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Electric Plaza Clown
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
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  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
Supple nubile circlehead jew
  01/13/26
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cerebral factory reset button laser beams
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sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
Electric Plaza Clown
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
buck-toothed marvelous house
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
Electric Plaza Clown
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Deranged associate ticket booth
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i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
Vivacious grizzly idea he suggested
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
Electric Plaza Clown
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
cerebral factory reset button laser beams
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
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  01/13/26
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Electric Plaza Clown
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  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
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USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
Electric Plaza Clown
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
Overrated coffee pot
  01/13/26
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Electric Plaza Clown
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motley main people stage
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
Ungodly Hot Wrinkle Degenerate
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
Ungodly Hot Wrinkle Degenerate
  01/13/26
ghastly
Deranged associate ticket booth
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
Electric Plaza Clown
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
Ungodly Hot Wrinkle Degenerate
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
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Electric Plaza Clown
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
arrogant soul-stirring useless brakes
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
Supple nubile circlehead jew
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
Vivacious grizzly idea he suggested
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
lascivious frisky generalized bond
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
Supple nubile circlehead jew
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: cerebral factory reset button laser beams

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: bateful puce antidepressant drug trailer park

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: greedy base

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: 180 casino windowlicker

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Overrated coffee pot

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Deep chocolate meetinghouse

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Deranged associate ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Obsidian Unholy Garrison Legal Warrant

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: irradiated multi-billionaire

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Supple nubile circlehead jew

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: cerebral factory reset button laser beams

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: buck-toothed marvelous house

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Deranged associate ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Vivacious grizzly idea he suggested

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: cerebral factory reset button laser beams

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: arrogant soul-stirring useless brakes

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: motley main people stage

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: cerebral factory reset button laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Deranged associate ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: arrogant soul-stirring useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: exciting smoky institution genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Obsidian Unholy Garrison Legal Warrant

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Overrated coffee pot

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Crusty naked regret

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Overrated coffee pot

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: motley main people stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Ungodly Hot Wrinkle Degenerate

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Ungodly Hot Wrinkle Degenerate

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Deranged associate ticket booth

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Ungodly Hot Wrinkle Degenerate

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Obsidian Unholy Garrison Legal Warrant

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Electric Plaza Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: arrogant soul-stirring useless brakes

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Supple nubile circlehead jew

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Vivacious grizzly idea he suggested

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: lascivious frisky generalized bond

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Supple nubile circlehead jew

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49587079)