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| Cobalt Fanboi | 08/04/09 |
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Date: August 4th, 2009 11:15 PM Author: Cobalt Fanboi The grand-vizir himself was the father of two hawt daughters, of whom the elder was called Scheherspackler, and the younger Dinarspackler. Dinarspackler had no particular gifts to distinguish her from other girls, but her sister was clever and courageous in the highest degree. Her father had given her the best masters in squats, deadlifts, curls and whokelunges, and besides all this, she was a most heroic woman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1056960&forum_id=2#12427177) |
Date: August 4th, 2009 11:20 PM Author: Motley hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1056960&forum_id=2#12427222) |
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Date: August 4th, 2009 11:22 PM Author: exhilarant cerise shitlib library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1056960&forum_id=2#12427241) |
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Date: August 4th, 2009 11:32 PM Author: Cobalt Fanboi One day, when the grand-vizir was talking to his eldest hawt daughter, who was his delight and pride. Scheherspackler unexpectedly sat on the grand-vizir's lap, wearing only a silk gown he had been given by a great king of the Chinese. She said to him as she fingered his full mane, "Father, I have a favour to ask of you. Will you grant it to me?"
"I can refuse you nothing," replied he. His heart quickened and he added, "that is just and reasonable."
"Then listen," said Scheherspackler, adjusting her gown for it was a very warm evening. "I am determined to stop this barbarous practice of the Sultan's, and to deliver the girls and mothers from the awful fate that hangs over them."
"It would be an excellent thing to do," returned the grand-vizir, "but how do you propose to accomplish it?"
"My father," answered Scheherspackler as she unclasped another button on her silk gown, "it is you who have to provide the Sultan daily with a fresh wife, and I implore you, by all the affection you bear me, to allow the honour to fall upon me. But I know nothing!"
The grand-vizir looked lovingly into Scheherspackler's eyes, and, while mischieviously tickling her as she writhed and wriggled, completely freeing herself of her silken gown, said softly, "then we shall teach you well." He turned and summoned his ever loyal assistant, grosse olde abu-mang, who, atop mojo the court's clever monkey, entered the grand-vizir's chambers... |
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Date: August 5th, 2009 12:12 AM Author: Cobalt Fanboi "Have you lost your senses?" cried the grand-vizir, staring in horror at grosse olde abu-mang as he prepared alligator clips with mojo's assistance. "What on earth are you doing!"
Confused, grosse olde abu-mang looked at the grand-vizir. the grand-vizir went on, "You oaf! Red clip to red terminal, black clip to black terminal." grosse olde abu-mang smiled and continued...
"Yes, my father, I know it well now," Scheherspackler said as she grinned from below. mojo let out a joyous yelp. She continued, "and I am not afraid any longer. The sultan's tiny pink scimitar will be easily manageable with my new found confidence, thanks be to you! And if I fail, my death will be a glorious one, and if I succeed I shall have done a great service to all my FRIENDS." |