Date: October 26th, 2014 2:40 PM Author: Walnut Very Tactful University
He came up to me and just calmly asked me if I knew I was fucking with the best. I asked what he meant, and he repeated himself. I was literally speechless. It was surreal to me at the time. He eventually left without clarifying anything.
If I didn't work in law I would call bullshit on this. But the thing is, I DO work in law, and I know that stuff like this actually happens. I've had so many experiences like this. Someone in my office recently got an email from another attorney that said "Don't fuck me," and then turned into a paragraph-long rant about how adept and skillful the attorney was.