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Well I'm a cummin' down the road, tryna shoot off my load

I got seven twinks on my mind Four that wanna blow me, Tw...
Massive frisky public bath crotch
  05/14/17
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Hairraiser Pungent Lodge
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Massive frisky public bath crotch
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Fragrant alcoholic ticket booth doctorate
  05/15/17
180. Adding.
Chest-beating pit
  05/16/17
i can't fucking believe you actually wrote out all the lyric...
Spectacular At-the-ready Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug
  05/16/17
are you new here? there is a small but dedicated cadre of I...
Lascivious Forum
  05/16/17
Sarah Hyland is a LONG time contributor to the IFNB Songbook...
Chest-beating pit
  05/16/17
Forgive my oversight. Any friend of the IFNB Songbook CO...
Lascivious Forum
  05/16/17
jfc 180
twinkling exhilarant feces
  05/16/17
Sitting in office singing this in my head today. Gonna be a ...
Massive frisky public bath crotch
  01/08/18
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Chest-beating pit
  12/01/18
lol'd @ we may never jizz here again
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Green histrionic electric furnace corn cake
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Holy shit, this is a masterpiece
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Date: May 14th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: Massive frisky public bath crotch

I got seven twinks on my mind

Four that wanna blow me,

Two that open hole me,

One's a turtlebackin' kind

Stim it easy, stim it easy

Don't let the sound of your own splooge

drive you crazy

Stiffen up while you still can

don't even try to understand

Just find a place to make your cock stand

and stim it easy

Well, I'm a liftin' on a corner

in Winslow, Arizona

and such a fine sight to see!

It's a hairless stud, bout to pump my blood

slowin' down to work and twerk my peen.

Come on, baby, don't say maybe

I gotta know if this sweet stud is

gonna save me

We may splooge and we may stim

though we will never jizz here again

so open up, I'm sliding in

so stim it easy

Well I'm cumming down the road tired of shootin' my load, got a world of trouble on my mind.

Not lookin' for a lover, just blow me brother

it's so hard and fine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33306146)



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Date: May 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Pungent Lodge



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Date: May 15th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Massive frisky public bath crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33314282)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Fragrant alcoholic ticket booth doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33314294)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Chest-beating pit

180. Adding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33315510)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 1:37 AM
Author: Spectacular At-the-ready Cruise Ship Antidepressant Drug

i can't fucking believe you actually wrote out all the lyrics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33315581)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: Lascivious Forum

are you new here? there is a small but dedicated cadre of IFNB bros here who will go to great LENGTHS to pay tribute to the craft through parody songs.

it's a glorious thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33315633)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Chest-beating pit

Sarah Hyland is a LONG time contributor to the IFNB Songbook. I imagine this comment is simply one of ADMIRATION.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33315750)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Lascivious Forum

Forgive my oversight.

Any friend of the IFNB Songbook COMMANDS my respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33316180)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: twinkling exhilarant feces

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33316235)



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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Massive frisky public bath crotch

Sitting in office singing this in my head today. Gonna be a productive work day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#35108424)



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Date: December 1st, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating pit



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Date: December 1st, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: pearly cerebral roast beef regret

lol'd @ we may never jizz here again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#37332858)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Green histrionic electric furnace corn cake



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Green histrionic electric furnace corn cake



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: peach coiffed heaven

Holy shit, this is a masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#38238771)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy contagious kitchen wagecucks



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