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Well I'm a cummin' down the road, tryna shoot off my load

I got seven twinks on my mind Four that wanna blow me, Tw...
talented rigpig office
  05/14/17
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Dashing gas station
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talented rigpig office
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Filthy Twisted Crackhouse Keepsake Machete
  05/15/17
180. Adding.
anal resort roast beef
  05/16/17
i can't fucking believe you actually wrote out all the lyric...
Racy whorehouse
  05/16/17
are you new here? there is a small but dedicated cadre of I...
Soul-stirring Amethyst Affirmative Action
  05/16/17
Sarah Hyland is a LONG time contributor to the IFNB Songbook...
anal resort roast beef
  05/16/17
Forgive my oversight. Any friend of the IFNB Songbook CO...
Soul-stirring Amethyst Affirmative Action
  05/16/17
jfc 180
Awkward roommate laser beams
  05/16/17
Sitting in office singing this in my head today. Gonna be a ...
talented rigpig office
  01/08/18
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anal resort roast beef
  12/01/18
lol'd @ we may never jizz here again
crusty transparent box office
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carnelian 180 chapel
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carnelian 180 chapel
  05/15/19
Holy shit, this is a masterpiece
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aromatic native
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Date: May 14th, 2017 10:38 PM
Author: talented rigpig office

I got seven twinks on my mind

Four that wanna blow me,

Two that open hole me,

One's a turtlebackin' kind

Stim it easy, stim it easy

Don't let the sound of your own splooge

drive you crazy

Stiffen up while you still can

don't even try to understand

Just find a place to make your cock stand

and stim it easy

Well, I'm a liftin' on a corner

in Winslow, Arizona

and such a fine sight to see!

It's a hairless stud, bout to pump my blood

slowin' down to work and twerk my peen.

Come on, baby, don't say maybe

I gotta know if this sweet stud is

gonna save me

We may splooge and we may stim

though we will never jizz here again

so open up, I'm sliding in

so stim it easy

Well I'm cumming down the road tired of shootin' my load, got a world of trouble on my mind.

Not lookin' for a lover, just blow me brother

it's so hard and fine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33306146)



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Date: May 14th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Dashing gas station



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Date: May 15th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: talented rigpig office



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Date: May 15th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Filthy Twisted Crackhouse Keepsake Machete



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Date: May 16th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: anal resort roast beef

180. Adding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33315510)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 1:37 AM
Author: Racy whorehouse

i can't fucking believe you actually wrote out all the lyrics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33315581)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Amethyst Affirmative Action

are you new here? there is a small but dedicated cadre of IFNB bros here who will go to great LENGTHS to pay tribute to the craft through parody songs.

it's a glorious thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33315633)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: anal resort roast beef

Sarah Hyland is a LONG time contributor to the IFNB Songbook. I imagine this comment is simply one of ADMIRATION.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33315750)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Amethyst Affirmative Action

Forgive my oversight.

Any friend of the IFNB Songbook COMMANDS my respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#33316180)



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Date: May 16th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: Awkward roommate laser beams

jfc 180

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Date: January 8th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: talented rigpig office

Sitting in office singing this in my head today. Gonna be a productive work day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#35108424)



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Date: December 1st, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: anal resort roast beef



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Date: December 1st, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: crusty transparent box office

lol'd @ we may never jizz here again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#37332858)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: carnelian 180 chapel



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: carnelian 180 chapel



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:09 PM
Author: turquoise rebellious stock car legal warrant

Holy shit, this is a masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3614453&forum_id=2#38238771)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: aromatic native



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