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twisted hairraiser step-uncle's house
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Provocative office wagecucks
  05/05/25
Cr
Bistre bateful dilemma
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Wild magenta parlour french chef
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Rose public bath
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useless gold giraffe site
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Red heaven
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
concupiscible brunch
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Red heaven
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concupiscible brunch
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
outnumbered lay
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
concupiscible brunch
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
outnumbered lay
  05/05/25
180
concupiscible brunch
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
up-to-no-good private investor temple
  05/05/25
not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
passionate box office
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racy milky abode
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
Flickering Contagious Center
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
yapping blathering theater stage mother
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
Flickering Contagious Center
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Rose public bath
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
cocky buck-toothed school
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
appetizing macaca
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
passionate box office
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
lavender metal address
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Wild magenta parlour french chef
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
yapping blathering theater stage mother
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twisted hairraiser step-uncle's house
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
yapping blathering theater stage mother
  05/09/25
1800000
twisted hairraiser step-uncle's house
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yapping blathering theater stage mother
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
blue selfie school cafeteria
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Irradiated walnut community account dragon
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
razzle-dazzle mad cow disease
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Rose public bath
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
blue selfie school cafeteria
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
useless gold giraffe site
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
blue selfie school cafeteria
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
blue selfie school cafeteria
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twisted hairraiser step-uncle's house
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blue selfie school cafeteria
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
bonkers space
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Navy insanely creepy fanboi hall
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
bipolar gay wizard
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: twisted hairraiser step-uncle's house



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Provocative office wagecucks

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Bistre bateful dilemma

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Wild magenta parlour french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Rose public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: useless gold giraffe site



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Red heaven

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: concupiscible brunch

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Red heaven

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: concupiscible brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: outnumbered lay

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: concupiscible brunch

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: outnumbered lay

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: concupiscible brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: up-to-no-good private investor temple

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: passionate box office

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: racy milky abode



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Flickering Contagious Center

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: yapping blathering theater stage mother

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Flickering Contagious Center

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Rose public bath

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: cocky buck-toothed school

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: appetizing macaca

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: passionate box office

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: lavender metal address

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Wild magenta parlour french chef

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: yapping blathering theater stage mother

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: twisted hairraiser step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: yapping blathering theater stage mother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: twisted hairraiser step-uncle's house

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: yapping blathering theater stage mother



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: blue selfie school cafeteria

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Irradiated walnut community account dragon

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Rose public bath

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: blue selfie school cafeteria

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: useless gold giraffe site

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: blue selfie school cafeteria

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: blue selfie school cafeteria

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: twisted hairraiser step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: blue selfie school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: bonkers space

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Navy insanely creepy fanboi hall

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: bipolar gay wizard

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)