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"Humanity" dropped a refrigerator-sized object onto another planet's moon, Titan
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 08/18/25 |
| silverbacked jewish gorilla | 08/18/25 |
| My little restricted guy | 08/18/25 |
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| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 08/19/25 |
| evan39 | 08/19/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 08/19/25 |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 6:10 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) A methane-soaked moon a billion miles away — and it whispered back postcards of an alien shore.
That was 20 years ago.
Most human$ treat it like trivia, filed alongside “Pluto isn’t a planet.”
They’ll gasp at a new iPhone camera but not at the fact that our species threw a robot through the void and landed it on a world with liquid seas.
If ants built a cathedral, we’d call it a miracle.
When humans land on Titan, we call it… a fun fact.
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Date: August 18th, 2025 6:56 AM Author: silverbacked jewish gorilla space is fake and gay
no one believes we sent dick into shit |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 7:02 AM Author: My little restricted guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763620&forum_id=2#49193870) |
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Date: August 18th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: .,.,.;.,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, (Ethan Hawke) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763620&forum_id=2#49193874) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:14 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763620&forum_id=2#49196189) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:21 AM Author: evan39 I was talking to my prole co-workers about the moons of Jupiter and they thought I was just making stuff up ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5763620&forum_id=2#49196191) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:27 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) BAM!
A signal returns from Titan.
It is a single image: a perfect, untouched Domino's pep pizza resting on the shores of a methane sea.
BAM!
The proles ask if it's part of a new meal deal.
BAM!
Evan39 asks if it's gluten-free.
BAM! Boom claims it's an ADM fraud.
Friend, we sent a message to the heaven$, and the heaven$ sent back a mirror.
Do you $ee ;) |