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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:25 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani Demand is high af right now, and you know why. Want some free business? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226581) |
Date: August 31st, 2025 3:25 PM Author: AZNgirl Taking 100% Equity Stake in Howard Lutnick i cld not imagine practicing now ppl are even moar mental. but using chatgpt wld be lolzy epic, i was only working 10h a week now it prob wld be 2h with AI
and i wonder if the dumb fags require personal attendance at depositions or mediations anymore after covid, wld be 180 just doing that shit remotely from pattaya |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:35 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani It's 100% remote at the administrative level. If something needs to go to court you can hand it off to another lawyer. I don't expect to ever leave the house and I don't know why any of this would *have* to go to court unless damages are high af, and that shouldn't happen where you're just dealing with salaries and back pay. The AJs haven't been affected too much by Trump (aside from being overworked) and are still activist libs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226593) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:00 PM Author: AZNgirl Taking 100% Equity Stake in Howard Lutnick prob is mediations and in fed court benchod CMC where faggot court requires personal appearance. for depos i already was hiring ppl to do defend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226637) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:59 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani If any of this shit has to go to fed court I'm giving it to another lawyer. Fuck that. But like 90% of litigation never gets there because the AJs are generous with the government's money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226813) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:39 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani PS I need help because I've never dealt with these podunk agencies like the USDA and the FDA. I don't know if these assholes even issue lit holds. I looked at how much the FDA pays their lawyers years ago and it was dogshit. I saw Fauci had a pic of a girl on a bed in her underwear in his office at NIH, and it seemed like someone could get 500 EEO complaints out of that, but IDK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226601) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:00 PM Author: AZNgirl Taking 100% Equity Stake in Howard Lutnick ljl are dealing with fed agencies nigga, feds have a lot more powers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226638) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:04 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani At DOD, if you know what records they don't have, you know what records to seek in discovery. I don't know where these buttfuck agencies are sloppy, but I can tell they are sloppy by the internal correspondence they put out.
For example, right now the USDA is trying to relocate/shrink this laboratory in Beltsville, and one of their biologists keeps sending me their RIF notices and shit. Their correspondence is total ass and will get the USDA raped in court if they move out on the plan.
USDA wouldn't know that though, because no one there has ever done a RIF. DOD does RIFs all the time and it went through 50 levels of hell with the BRAC program under Bush/Obama, so their RIF notices are tight and conform to the lawl. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:50 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani TT I should also mention this:
If everyone is being told to exhaust their administrative remedies, that's only going to drive up demand for lawyers who can navigate those administrative agencies, no? Another reason I expect this to be 100% remote. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:01 PM Author: AZNgirl Taking 100% Equity Stake in Howard Lutnick rofl no idea wtf u are doing but typically "adminsitrative remedies" literally just means filing a paper with some faggy govt agency to get a right to sue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226640) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:12 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani You get all kinds of discovery, and at least one of these is a rocket docket where the government gets almost no time to respond. Most private attorneys procrastinate, file shit at the last minute, hide the ball etc, but if you front-load your complaints with evidence and serve discovery early, the administrative record you take to court is six feet tall, and the govt will settle to avoid having its personnel named in court records unless it's someone they already fired. Protip: complain about someone Trump already "fired" and see if anyone at that agency will (or can) defend claims brought against them. What if you name a black female who got promoted under Biden?
I only know one lawyer who does this rn, the others all procrastinate or act like they're in court. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:06 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani PS TT what you're doing is asking for rulings on the record (final agency determinations or whatever) and waiving your hearing rights at these at these agencies so you can get to court. A lot of firms do that. The problem is once you go to court you're litigating against DOJ, and you don't get to take clean shots at the agency lawyers in discovery. You're not hitting them when they're weak and forcing them to hit tight deadlines. You're not gathering evidence of spoilation. Everything takes 18x longer to get done too, and you can't do it remotely. You can still bill at the same rate while only ever doing administrative law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49227057) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:51 PM Author: brunch muncher Sex with men for money? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226620) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:52 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani Yes but with women, specifically Pam Bondi et al. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226624) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:48 PM Author: Spaceship autoadmit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226780) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:50 PM Author: Spaceship autoadmit How is she so hot at her age still? Northern Italian genes? (Full disclosure: Im gay and retarded both online and IRL) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226783) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani Interrogatory #92356867234: Describe in detail all reasons why Pamela (Pam) Bondi, Esq. looks that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226792) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Spaceship autoadmit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226795) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:01 PM Author: dinner Posing as Indian on a web 2.0 board full of washed out lawyers?
You'll do great! |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:07 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani This is 180 work for washed out lawyers. You never have to go to court or even put on pants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49226820) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:12 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani TT if Trump moves out on this there are gonna be at least 1,000 pissed off shitlibs with enough cash on hand to pay a retainer:
Unfortunately it looks like that initiative is already getting jammed up. Looks like Trump may TACO and generate nolitigation. |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:18 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani TT this is also very portentious:
Had SCOTUS ruled the other way enjoined the layoffs, there'd be no lawsuits. Oh well.... This was the dissent that got KBJ mocked btw |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:20 PM Author: tiers I may have a case for you. Lawyer passed over for promotion cuz he is white, black dude got it. But this is 'unclassified' job meaning it's political and outside normal competitive hiring rules so idk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49227085) |
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Date: August 31st, 2025 7:36 PM Author: cock of zohran mamdani Yeah political appointees are kinda presumed to be political, not merit hires. What you do in that situation is build the record and look for a way to get whistleblower protected status, just to keep as a backup if you have problems later on or want to collect some money on the way out. I can advise people on how to do that, but it's case specific and depends on the personalities in that office. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49227117) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 12:25 PM Author: male infertility tp Thought you were talking about getting into the boat business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768194&forum_id=2#49228218) |