Date: June 16th, 2026 11:50 PM Author: I said RESEMBLE vultures
A lot of these women actually seek you out and then stuff the thing in while you're going to the bathroom or maybe sleeping and if I had to guess it's probably because women need sex and the bedroom at home is deader than disco
You can even say "No, you're married, I'd rather not" and then they drug you with the psych meds the husband forces on them while they have their fun
Date: June 16th, 2026 11:55 PM Author: I said RESEMBLE vultures
And they enjoy it too. They call you back the next day and go "Oh wow, that was probably the best I've had since I was 16, please keep in touch" and you're like "???" still in a trazodone stupor and of course it doesn't actually matter because they're fucking twelve other dudes on the side and this is an open secret but lol anyway