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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Apoplectic masturbator telephone
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Hairraiser Corner Juggernaut
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Cerebral hot center
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Cerebral hot center
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Cerebral hot center
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Cerebral hot center
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Cerebral hot center
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Cerebral hot center
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Cerebral hot center
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
kink-friendly internet-worthy locale gay wizard
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Cerebral hot center
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
kink-friendly internet-worthy locale gay wizard
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Cerebral hot center
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Primrose floppy idiot
  04/08/25
that's rude
Cerebral hot center
  04/08/25
...
Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Flesh regret
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Flatulent Pearly Point French Chef
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Cerebral hot center
  04/08/25
...
Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business
  04/08/25
...
Cerebral hot center
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business
  04/09/25
...
Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
cream site
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
multi-colored church
  04/09/25
Ty
Cerebral hot center
  04/09/25
...
rusted electric rehab weed whacker
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Ocher elastic band brunch
  04/09/25
...
Cerebral hot center
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Odious insanely creepy institution idea he suggested
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Cerebral hot center
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Cerebral hot center
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
exciting stage hissy fit
  05/02/25
...
Cerebral hot center
  05/12/25
...
Cerebral hot center
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Cerebral hot center
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
multi-colored church
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Cerebral hot center
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
kink-friendly internet-worthy locale gay wizard
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Cerebral hot center
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
kink-friendly internet-worthy locale gay wizard
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
sticky candlestick maker bawdyhouse
  06/03/25
...
Cerebral hot center
  06/26/25
OP?
Cerebral hot center
  06/27/25
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Cerebral hot center
  07/09/25
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Cerebral hot center
  07/31/25
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Cerebral hot center
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
Cerebral hot center
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
sticky candlestick maker bawdyhouse
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Apoplectic masturbator telephone

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Corner Juggernaut

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly internet-worthy locale gay wizard

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly internet-worthy locale gay wizard

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Primrose floppy idiot

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Flesh regret

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed transparent half-breed lodge

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Flatulent Pearly Point French Chef

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Ruby histrionic pocket flask place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: cream site

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: multi-colored church

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: rusted electric rehab weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Ocher elastic band brunch

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Odious insanely creepy institution idea he suggested

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: exciting stage hissy fit

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Cerebral hot center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Cerebral hot center

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: multi-colored church

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Cerebral hot center

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: kink-friendly internet-worthy locale gay wizard

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cerebral hot center

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: kink-friendly internet-worthy locale gay wizard

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: sticky candlestick maker bawdyhouse

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Cerebral hot center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Cerebral hot center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Cerebral hot center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Cerebral hot center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Cerebral hot center

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: sticky candlestick maker bawdyhouse

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49331552)