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you and your HS GF lying in bed listening to Sigur Ros and talking about prom

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state fl...
Stimulating Lake Patrolman
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Sugar Ray*
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you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living i...
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On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook. &quo...
Stimulating Lake Patrolman
  07/05/15
She never responds
Floppy wild messiness area
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, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly cr...
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Godawful aggressive windowlicker
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Fuck off dude
purple base
  07/05/15
this is an eerily accurate description of my life
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Why does it hurt so bad man
purple base
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such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions s...
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You can still maek it
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Promising
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Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school
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CR joke is on this fgt
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You didn't get all of it in the toilet.
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i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it
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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Stimulating Lake Patrolman

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: boyish hyperventilating liquid oxygen institution

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Stimulating Lake Patrolman

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Lake Patrolman

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Floppy wild messiness area

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: electric low-t property

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bipolar scarlet national



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bipolar scarlet national



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Godawful aggressive windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30617080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: purple base

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Misanthropic crackhouse antidepressant drug

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: purple base

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic crackhouse antidepressant drug

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Stimulating Lake Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: spectacular locus



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: disturbing office



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly amber codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Supple market dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Avocado business firm philosopher-king

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Stimulating Lake Patrolman

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: dashing brethren parlour

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: multi-colored indecent prole striped hyena

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: Supple market dragon

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: multi-colored indecent prole striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Jade laughsome school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: bistre pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly amber codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Stimulating Lake Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Supple market dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: Talented Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Avocado business firm philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: onyx useless brakes feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bipolar scarlet national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Yapping pervert



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Fragrant confused step-uncle's house cuckoldry

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Stimulating Lake Patrolman

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: Bipolar scarlet national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Stimulating Lake Patrolman

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Lake Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Jade laughsome school cafeteria

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Racy tattoo



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: spectacular locus



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Racy tattoo



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Drab Blood Rage



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: rebellious crimson mediation resort



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Obsidian love of her life



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Stimulating Lake Patrolman



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: amethyst trip ladyboy



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Racy tattoo



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

if u were listening to sigur ros with girls in hs u gay sorry dawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2#49245727)